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eldee:
Shior. . .If you think so, the what will we give Wiki for gathering the names
It pains me when people go googling stuff and killing the fun. . .
Coming here to discover new stuff was fun, I hope the moderator deletes that post
My days, all I had to do was take a part of the list and copy-pasted it on google, always works

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_(soccer)_families_of_note
Research does not mean typing 'brother in football' on google

I guess wiki does not belong to this forum,u know it is not easy to get this site and feed us with it. well done Tini

Barrow Pusher

hmmmmmmmmmmmm but nice

Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnks

@Tini, you deserve to be FIFA president with this history.

This is geting more interesting,u guys should continue this thread please.I mean the virgin point

Neither do I

Thats why He is jobless

@Neco, a magician does not reveal his secret

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Is this a trick question?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh, I was getting laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why
I was doing an autopsy on him!
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-- And the best for last: ---


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

In Onitsha,Try Data Solutions

,Heard it b/4.but always Funny

NFA and Sanni Lulu

Good One Canyon,u almost sounded like the couple

cool, una spoil sha

Continue Please,

Sunday

Husband bundled the wife and sent back to the zoo and got himself another real wife.

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

'What?' said the puzzled groom? 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'

'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up

'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

'Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

'Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was, God I miss him.

'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.

'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why? '
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'

I was doing my girl whose elder bros was a friend of the family without realizing I left the door unlocked.All of a sudden the door opened and the bros walked into the room with me ontop of the sis.Guess what He is a millitary man.Very embarrasing moment

The Devil you know is better than the Angel you don't,Most corpers are play boys,just be careful

Hello Guys, Am new here.
I was wondering what your girl tend to gain by going through your text messages,they end up heartbroken most times and yet they still come back next time to go through it again.Am confused

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Nice Joke
Tufe newbie recognition minister

I was almost laughing when I realized I just posted that same joke.Sorryyyyyyyyyy

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A : Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them
Nice jokes Cayon[color=#000099][/color],but I love this most, it is very very true.keep it flowing

Na wah O, see wahala this morning Ohilebo,abeg go ask dog expert,abi tactics to invite Ibkaye

SAM, u are wicked, u don forget the good old days

,nice joke.
At least it created opportunity for some guys to ask each other out

I felt very bad reading how humans treat humans,It is really sad,so much hatred in the world.

Las Vagas is the bum

Oga,na rice u dey think about

Geez