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Phones › Re: Ever Seen A Tech Magician?Watch Dis Man Do The Unbelievable With His Ipad (full) by jerflakes(m): 1:49pm On Feb 24, 2015
vjsmiles:
AND IN YOUR SLOW POKE MIND YOU GOT IT angry
You dey blame am.

I've raised some questions that he cant even answer.
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Attacks Potiskum, Yobe by jerflakes(m): 1:39pm On Feb 24, 2015
[size=15pt]I just put myself in the scenario.

I'm in a bus, thinking of what I'll do when I get to my destination.

All of a sudden, I'm in another realm.

The 'good' thing about bombs is that it happens so fast, just like a headshot.

You will not know you're dead.

RIP to the deceased.
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Computers › Re: Nairalander Attempts Design Of 5naira Note Using Coreldraw(pics) by jerflakes(m): 1:36pm On Feb 24, 2015
teemanbastos:
cutehector,nairalander01,jerflakes..
Picture ungrouped and separated..hope u'v ceen it
You still believe that I dont believe you did that?

Ok.

Cool.

Suit yourself.

Just dont say ...thunder fire me...
Celebrities › Re: Hot Legs, Hot Body; Serena Williams Shows Off Sexy Body by jerflakes(m): 1:31pm On Feb 24, 2015
wordsbase:
Ofcourse you wouldn't mind sampling anything wlin a skirt.

Doesn't change the fact that she is a male woman; not denying that she's the best female tennis player there is now.
This girl is the reason why rappers Drake and Common are beefing.

She's an athlete, that means her pûśšÿ's tight, coupled with the fact that she has a big booty.

Boy, amma hit that ÅŠŚ till she screams HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pets › Re: Indian Monkey Set To Inherit Fortune From Ostracised Couple by jerflakes(m): 1:24pm On Feb 24, 2015
mcocolok:
The NEXT THING WE GO HEAR SAY BANANA INHERIT PROPERTY....
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Romance › Re: 4 Ways To Turn A Good Argument To Great Sex by jerflakes(m): 1:20pm On Feb 24, 2015
Blackett:
Fvck no.

Next time you won't be so forward.
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This nigga crazy. grin
Celebrities › Re: Hot Legs, Hot Body; Serena Williams Shows Off Sexy Body by jerflakes(m): 1:16pm On Feb 24, 2015
wordsbase:
She is a male woman... she get muscle. undecided
Thats why she's the best in tennis.

Get used to it.

Even Drake don sample am.

I wouldnt mind hitting that kiss
Education › Re: UK Accredited Degree In Nigeria by jerflakes(m): 1:12pm On Feb 24, 2015
oceanwide:
Excuse me jerflakes, I asked a question and I wanted opinion from serious minded people who have heard about the school/ attended, or who can personally recommend any other one. The best you could have done if you knew you had no information was to be quiet and move on. Thank you.
Screw you and make use of Google!
Romance › Re: See Beauty!! How Come She Has No Boyfriend??? by jerflakes(m): 1:10pm On Feb 24, 2015
Her face looks like a butt cheek.

I dont mind her giving me some head...

Sheeeeee.
Properties › Re: Cost Of laying a bungalow Foundation by jerflakes(m): 12:56pm On Feb 24, 2015
[size=15pt]BUILDERS IN THE BUILDING!!!...lemme hear you say HELL YEAH!!![/size]
Computers › Re: Nairalander Attempts Design Of 5naira Note Using Coreldraw(pics) by jerflakes(m): 11:04am On Feb 24, 2015
teemanbastos:
ok o.. Doubtinq thomas. Bt sincerely i did it myself.. Itz nt difikut.. It nly takes time.
-i got d tafawa picture 4rm d net.
-d cbn logo 4rm d net.
-and wid corel draw u'r thru wid ur work.

U can try it.. Gudluck.

I'l dsign 20naira nxt..nd wen m duin it,i xnap d procedures nd share here.
Doubting Thomas?

In the begining of my post, i said ...you might or might not have designed it...

If you understood me, you'll know my grouse is with the "thunder fire me" aspect of your post.

I'm not saying you didn't design it, just dont say ...thunder fire me... Just to prove a pojnt, because it doesn't work.

Thunder aint firing no one.
Computers › Re: Nairalander Attempts Design Of 5naira Note Using Coreldraw(pics) by jerflakes(m): 10:58am On Feb 24, 2015
dazekid:
Thunder doesn't strike so the whole thing is empty. People need to start saying "lightning fire me" let us test the potency of Zeus, Odin and the rest..

But OP, in your mind you want to make front page abi...i shall be watching.
Ok. I'll be the first.

Lightening fire me.

#PatientlyWaitingForLighteningToFireMe
Computers › Re: Nairalander Attempts Design Of 5naira Note Using Coreldraw(pics) by jerflakes(m): 9:02am On Feb 24, 2015
teemanbastos:
chek d REAL one and compare it na.
May Thunder fire me If i no design am.
You might, or might not, have designed it from scratch but...

...if you like, say "thunder fire me" 1million times, thunder will not fire you.

That śhít doesn't work, so spare me.
Nairaland General › Re: Money Rain In Dubai(pics) by jerflakes(m): 8:45am On Feb 24, 2015
I mean, no be small thing o

Seun, lalastica, and mods, this should be on front page so that GEJ and Diezani will know what to do with our oil money.
Phones › Re: Ever Seen A Tech Magician?Watch Dis Man Do The Unbelievable With His Ipad (full) by jerflakes(m):
mtprofessor5 macmilla


Thats why its called magic.

Its the art of deception.

When you pause the video you will notice that the hand outside is not on the same level with the hand inside.
The above qoute is called 'refraction', the hand is NOT meant to be on the same level with the one in the screen.

So, how d'u explain the pix and the drinks and the selfie?

As for the 'string', its not a string, its more like a pendulum. It swung like a pendulum inside the ipad, thats why when he removed it, it was like a "stick"... @ macmilla

For those of you saying that items were pulled out from the back of the ipad, explain how he got the picture out from the screen (the one he said he'll sent to his parents in germany).

That pix was pulled right off the FRONT of the screen.

Likewise the pen. It might be an app, but the pen was also pulled right in FRONT of the screen.

As for the last trick, with the printed selfie, it's plausible that it might have been a wireless printer.

But observe when he tried getting the pix out of the "printer", his hands slipped a bit (microsecond observation) and the picture naturally shifted.

Does it mean that the "printer" has video functionality?

Then what of the other magician, the .gif pix after the video, where the guy flips photos outta his phone?

And also when the phone falls with iceblocks?

Hey, its 2015... The magic now will be harder to decipher, compared to the magic of yesteryears.

These guys will make it look realer and eliminate all doubts.

I need answers though.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Arrest Terrorists Disguised As Women In Baga by jerflakes(m): 1:26am On Feb 24, 2015
Cityguy:
I'd always know that our gallant NA had been restrained, especially given the politicisation of the war. They had been reactionary, humane hoping these bastards will turn a new leaf. Rather than have support of all sensible people (unfortunately, 'sensible' is an exception rather than the rule in Nigeria) in the country as obtained in other sane climes, they were accused and threatened with ICC, lambasted for killing 'our northern youths'. It was seen as GEJ's war on the north but thank God, with no one having peace from these satanic mercenaries, the 'north' has eventually recognised who the true northern 'youths' are. I pray this offensive continues until that chief animal called shecow is eventually sent to share his bed with his mentor Osama. Shege!!
AMEN!
Celebrities › Re: The 'mbaka Why' Saga (pics) by jerflakes(m): 1:25am On Feb 24, 2015
Abosi31:

A Mbaka is someone who every other person wants to ask the "why" question
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Arrest Terrorists Disguised As Women In Baga by jerflakes(m): 9:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
Largas:
grin when they start flopping you will be first to declare them worst in Africa. grin
Thats how it's meant to be.

If they 4k up, you address the 4k ups.

QED.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Arrest Terrorists Disguised As Women In Baga by jerflakes(m): 8:44pm On Feb 23, 2015
Daniel058:
Our troop sharp ooooooo
Na so na.

Thats the real Nigerian Army everyone know.

The best in Africa.

The best land soldiers in the world.

Hate them or love them.

Kudos boyz.
Politics › Re: Governor Kwankwaso Says Buhari Is Healthier Than Jonathan by jerflakes(m): 8:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
tuyi19:
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Agreed. And so will you.

RIP in advance.
Career › Re: PHED Office Uyo Laced With Juju As Staffs Dessert Office(picture) by jerflakes(m): 5:14pm On Feb 23, 2015
Haha grin

See spiritual beefing.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Punishes Some Batch A 2014 Corp Member For Forgery Of Medical Report by jerflakes(m): 5:11pm On Feb 23, 2015
Crocz:
Grow up!
At least he has changed it.

Now 4k off.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Punishes Some Batch A 2014 Corp Member For Forgery Of Medical Report by jerflakes(m): 5:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
zeelo2014:
Mr. Englishman , you're wrong too. Use "it's" instead of "its" in that situation.
Thank you for the correction
Politics › Re: Governor Kwankwaso Says Buhari Is Healthier Than Jonathan by jerflakes(m): 4:15pm On Feb 23, 2015
[size=15pt]Hahahahahahahahahaha

I marvel at APC mentality. grin

Even with glaring facts that GMB is half dead, this dimwit Governor still said he's healthy.

Thats the APC mentality.

They decieve everyone including themselves.

Please can someone post that " How to be an APC member"?

All facts are there.
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NYSC › Re: NYSC Punishes Some Batch A 2014 Corp Member For Forgery Of Medical Report by jerflakes(m): 4:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
Boy, which one be purnish again na? undecided

Its punish.
Jokes Etc › Re: 5 Uncomfortable Facts About Life by jerflakes(m): 4:00pm On Feb 23, 2015
@tompat86

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Car Talk › Re: Top 10 Cars Most Likely To Kill You by jerflakes(m): 3:58pm On Feb 23, 2015
Samiceman:
Geez! But I have been driving a Kia Rio since 1999 and am still typing undecided
Firstly, you need to upgrade your car to a millenium car. (Those built from the year 2000)

Secondly and lastly, you must be a careful
Driver.

Those cars listed above didn't pass the car safety test.

So they are a warning for those very reckless drivers that even speed and make a sharp turn on slippery roads.
Jokes Etc › Re: Chisos!!! **VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* They Pieced This Guy by jerflakes(m): 3:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
SuperSuave:
Typical weed smoker+self-servicer
Bia, wey you, calm down.

If he smokes weed, the spirit of Bob Marley wouldnt let him do that.

The guy probably gets high by drinking gutter water or smoking dried cattle śhít.

#SmokeWeedEveryday
Education › Re: Things You Shouldn't Say Sorry For! by jerflakes(m): 3:45pm On Feb 23, 2015
Ok.

Op I'm sorry. embarassed

I Promised you that you'll be my only gàÿ lover and live happily ever after together. embarassed

But I cheated on you. embarassed

I'm SORRY embarassed
Family › Re: 7 Conversations You Must Have And Address Before Marriage by jerflakes(m): 3:36pm On Feb 23, 2015
Ooooooo. I don book space already before i commented.

This op na very local guy.

I'll quote the person under me so that I'll not be the FTC again.

@Op, screw you and your local mentality.
Education › Re: UK Accredited Degree In Nigeria by jerflakes(m): 3:35pm On Feb 23, 2015
oceanwide:
Hello everyone, please I need to find schools or centres here in Nigeria which offer UK Accredited degrees. I have heard that Metropolitan School of Business and Management offer UK Accredited degree programmes and I am wondering if any other person have information on the school or know of any other school which offer such services. Thank you.
Get your lazy ass up, and visit the school.

Or check the schools website.

No dey make noise for here when google dey exist.

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