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Jokes Etc › Re: Chisos!!! **VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* They Pieced This Guy by jerflakes(m): 9:39am On Feb 27, 2015
DaBullIT:
Iyalaya babanla baba e
Constipated Åśśhòłe
Foreign Affairs › Re: Former Foreign Secretaries Caught In Undercover Payments Sting by jerflakes(m): 9:32am On Feb 27, 2015
Science/Technology › Re: FBI Offers $3million Reward For Notorious Hacker by jerflakes(m): 9:28am On Feb 27, 2015
knightsTempler:
Yahoo-yahoo has no match for this, this is a top notch sophisticated cyber crime, you have to be computer Genius and tech-savvy to carry this out.
You dey mind am.

They think say programmig and yahoo-yahoo na the same thing.

This guy designed a highly-highly sophisticated software that even yahoo boys cannot use.
Computers › Re: Windows Is Now Less Vulnerable Than OS X And Linux by jerflakes(m): 9:24am On Feb 27, 2015
Keep deceiving yourselves.

Windows is deader than dead.
Travel › Re: Dubai In Photos. Before And Now (pictured) by jerflakes(m): 9:09am On Feb 27, 2015
Lordabas:
Even Dubai of 1991 fine pass Nigeria of 2015
HEY!!!

YOU SABI LIE EH!!!
Travel › Re: Who Will Sponsor Me To Visit Abroad by jerflakes(m): 8:51am On Feb 27, 2015
gremling:
abeg time don reach for person to commot naija. anyone one who fit sponsor me make I go abroad, God go bless am. my mates wet dey overseas don laff me tire. any good Samaritan in d building to help? maybe god wan use you help me. a beg nairalanders no look me pass I hear say una dey like family.
ABEG IF YOU FIND THAT PERSON WET GI SPONSOR YOU, MAKE I KNOW.

I NEED TRAVEL TOO.

I DON TOO DEY NAIJA.
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys Would You Rock This Kind Of Shoe (photos) by jerflakes(m): 8:47am On Feb 27, 2015
runzlord:
lol. Funny but might not fit all foot
I know what you wanted to say...

It might not fit all feet...(nice rhymes cool )
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Scan Reveals 1,000-year-old Mummified Monk Hidden In Statue by jerflakes(m): 8:42am On Feb 27, 2015
Waiting for the daddyfied version of this mummified story.
Health › Re: Eyes Test: What Colors Do You See In This Dress? by jerflakes(m): 8:33am On Feb 27, 2015
I see a dress, and wondering whats underneath it.

Can anyone guess the color of the püśśÿ?

Red or pink?

#PervetAlert
Business › Re: Is She The Youngest Self-made Female Millionaire In Nigeria? by jerflakes(m): 8:27am On Feb 27, 2015
[size=18pt]ALL THE POSTERS ABOVE ME ARE HATERS, BROKEASS NIGGAZ AND BÍTÇHÉŠ. [/size]
Celebrities › Re: Oops!!! Just Imagine The Torn Sweater Kanye West Wore To An Event by jerflakes(m): 8:10am On Feb 27, 2015
axortedbabe:
are u saying u don't knw d meaning of unique,must sumtin b beautiful before u say that thing is unique?unique is sumtin that is one of a kind,sumtin that stands an individual out frm d crowd,have u seen sumone wore this kind of tattered sweater before?or can u wear it,doesnt that make him unique in his own way?u claim to knw it all while u knw nothing..i can't stand ur type,stay off my
post/posts..niceday
Leader of the 21m.
Jokes Etc › Re: Chisos!!! **VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* They Pieced This Guy by jerflakes(m): 8:07am On Feb 27, 2015
DaBullIT:
Shurrup there , must you tell everybody what you eat and drink all the time
Constipated Åśśhòłe
Celebrities › Re: Oops!!! Just Imagine The Torn Sweater Kanye West Wore To An Event by jerflakes(m): 6:59am On Feb 27, 2015
axortedbabe:
that's my opinion n observation,dont insult me,i beg u..
Unique fashion sense?

You just advertised yourself to be insulted.

Duh.

I'll wait to spot the remaining 20,999,999 people.
Phones › Re: Glo Overloaded Data Usage. How To Know What Other People You Share With Have Con by jerflakes(m): 6:57am On Feb 27, 2015
EUGENE4GOO:
I subscribed for glo overloaded data plan of 12gb for #5000. I shared it with 2 other persons which we contributed money equally and to share it 4gb each. My problem is how to know how many data the other persons have consumed so that no one consume more than the other ones. Please if you have idea of how I going to go about it kindly share it with me. Thanks as you do so.
Una get time o.

It's like you guys have nothing important doing on the internet.
Celebrities › Re: Oops!!! Just Imagine The Torn Sweater Kanye West Wore To An Event by jerflakes(m): 5:31am On Feb 27, 2015
axortedbabe:
Kanye has his own unique fashion sense rite frm tym,he doesn't follow trend or copy anybody.
Are you one of the 21m mad, deaf and dumb people?
Nairaland General › Re: Strange Objects Found In Goat Slaughtered For Burial In Ekiti by jerflakes(m): 5:17am On Feb 27, 2015
tonididdy:
AND ONE SONG comes to ma mind:

Shak shabba ranks



8gold rings like am shakk shabba ranks
10gold tooth like am shak shabba ranks
grin

grin
Politics › Re: Obasanjo & Omar Al-Bashir Of Sudan Meet Over Instability In Africa by jerflakes(m): 4:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
deennest:
What is this one saying


??
What is this one not saying


??
Webmasters › Re: What Are The Challenges Faced By Nigeria Web Hosting companies? by jerflakes(m): 3:36pm On Feb 26, 2015
Vicben:
Thanks for your posts. Very enlightening. I think the best thing to do if one is serious with their online presence is to host with one the world's renounced hosts with 247 customer care guarantee
Thats the best idea.

No time for looong thing.
Family › Re: Mother Hold Daughter Down So Boyfriend Can R*pe Her by jerflakes(m): 1:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
delishpot:
grin grin grin. Shift make I sidon with you dey wait............pop corn?
grin

grin grin
Politics › Re: Photo: Woman Gives Birth To Baby Without Arms In Ogun State; Father Runs Away by jerflakes(m): 9:35am On Feb 26, 2015
blessedvisky:
eeya, sorry. maybe she used certain medication during pregnancy. I heard there was drug like that some years back that was used for pregnant women. it relieved them of dizziness and feeling sick, but the babes were born without limbs. The name is Thalomide

"Thalidomide ( / θ ə ˈl ɪ d ə m aɪ d/ ; from ph thali mi do - glutari mide . [2]
Currently marketed under the brand names Immunoprin, Talidex ,
Talizer , Thalomid ) is an immunomodulatory drug and the prototype of
the thalidomide class of drugs . It was first marketed in 1957 in West
Germany under the trade-name Contergan . The German drug company
Chemie Grünenthal (now Grünenthal) developed and sold the drug.
Primarily prescribed as a sedative or hypnotic, thalidomide also
claimed to cure “ anxiety , insomnia, gastritis , and tension". [3]
Afterwards, it was used against nausea and to alleviate morning
sickness in pregnant women. Thalidomide became an over the counter
drug in Germany on October 1, 1957. Shortly after the drug was sold in
Germany, between 5,000 and 7,000 infants were born with phocomelia
(malformation of the limbs). Only 40% of these children survived.
[4] [ dead link ] Throughout the world, about 10,000 cases were reported
of infants with phocomelia due to thalidomide; only 50% of the 10,000
survived. Those subjected to thalidomide while in the womb
experienced limb deficiencies in a way that the long limbs either were
not developed or presented themselves as stumps."

na wa o. so a case like this demonstrates God's greatness bahuh? undecided . As in you are saying a deformed child is evidence of God's greatness ehn?? angry If you happened to know someone like this, is this what you will tell the person?? some people sef
See as you carry the whole matter for head.

In joy and pain, you praise God.

He created everything.

Akkord4gov:
ALLAH AKBAR-God is great
Family › Re: 14-year-old Girl Commits Suicide After Failed Readmission (pictured) by jerflakes(m): 9:24am On Feb 26, 2015
I for say o.

I know say no be naija girl.
Politics › Re: Abductors Of American Citizen In Nigeria Reduce Ransom From N60m To N30m by jerflakes(m): 9:22am On Feb 26, 2015
They never see anything yet.

They go soon dey beg for any amount.

And, by the way, don't trust those missionaries.

Most of them are CIA agents.
Celebrities › Re: Is D’ Banj Having Oral Intercourse With This Female Fan On Stage? –PHOTO by jerflakes(m): 9:17am On Feb 26, 2015
YES, D'BANJ IS HAVING ORAL INTERCOURSE WITH THAT FEMALE FAN ON STAGE.
Fashion › Re: Dark Skin: My Face Was Burnt By D Cream I Was Using... Pls I Need Hlp by jerflakes(m): 9:11am On Feb 26, 2015
terrificjoe:
HELP!!! I have suffered a burn on my face for more than a year nw due to d cream i was using n also d 3weeks i spent in d bush feedin on dirty water wit out food wen i escaped from d mubi attack made d matter worse... Pls i need hlp
Na you cause am.

Why you go dey rub bleaching cream and drinking dirty water at the same time when you were living inside the bush after running away from bokoharam?

So you no just fit drink dirty water only?

Your addiction to bleaching cream is fascinating.

Well, firstly, you need to start a strict facial exfoliation.

Also try and apply steam at least 3 times daily (heat up a damp towel and leave it on your face till it cools).
Fashion › Re: Dark Skin: My Face Was Burnt By D Cream I Was Using... Pls I Need Hlp by jerflakes(m): 9:06am On Feb 26, 2015
Gboliwe:
Bad you! cheesy
grin
grin. grin
Family › Re: Mother Hold Daughter Down So Boyfriend Can R*pe Her by jerflakes(m): 8:51am On Feb 26, 2015
delishpot:
Na exclamation. Oga no tear ya pant yet.
When time reach, God go punish satan. Nor be me dey in charge of that one.
I no dey tear my pant o.

I don too wait for the elimination of satan, sotay I gon give up.

You remember say satan dey exist since the days of Adam an Eve?

God no go destroy am.
Fashion › Re: Dark Skin: My Face Was Burnt By D Cream I Was Using... Pls I Need Hlp by jerflakes(m): 8:42am On Feb 26, 2015
terrificjoe:
I need sometin to use dat will heal d burnt part of my face... Cuz i nw carry a 2 colour face.

Tnks Gboliwe for ur concern
Hehehe grin

2face idibia.

grin
Family › Re: Mother Hold Daughter Down So Boyfriend Can R*pe Her by jerflakes(m): 8:41am On Feb 26, 2015
delishpot:
God punish satan shocked shocked
Forget that talk.

If na so e dey be, God for don punish satan since.

In fact, God for don destroy am sef.
Jokes Etc › Re: Family Of Six Die In A Car Accident *graphic Photos* by jerflakes(m): 8:39am On Feb 26, 2015
grin. AMIN
Family › Re: Watch Your Teens!! Hilarious (pic) by jerflakes(m): 8:24am On Feb 26, 2015
nickusoro:
Hahaha... really hilarious!
Reality 101! Shlt is real...but sometimes I likey grin

Yeah go ahead, call me a perv. But check yourself too. Lol

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna
MAH NIGGA wink
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Serena William At The Vanity's Oscar Award After Party by jerflakes(m): 8:18am On Feb 26, 2015
creebhills:
The Vanity Fair magazine hosted lots of celebrities at their after party awards.present at the event is the current 2015 Australian Open female winner, Serena Williams. see another Photo of her below...

http://www./2015/02/checkout-serena-william-at-vanitys.html
She's my crush kiss

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