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skywalker240:
The only people who would come here and lie, are tecno marketers.

overrated expensive garbage.

They are weaklings

They should just sell them

I believe you

God I need the grace to be a able to fulfill all these

How do you know that someone is beauty? What do you know about aesthetics?

Nigeria should channel its energies somewhere else.. they are deadlier diseases out there

I'm not surprised cos I am one of such persons

That'll be Osimhen

I don't understand, is it different from the ones announced last night?

Client must pay

That's was how I lost a phone that was not up to a month. Lagos sha.. it took me almost two months to get another but when I did I go one that is light years better than the one I lost. My dear it'll only get better. Just calm down and stop thinking about it

They are going the North Korea way

ModestGal:
Anyway, only a weak person will talk the way you did. If after university your parents still take decisions for you, then I'm very sorry because you are a weakling.
The last time my parent took decision for me was when I entered university, since then, I decide for myself.

Another reason why you are a weakling is that, at this age, you do not have a good reason to be in a faith, you are just practising because you were born into the religion, if not, you won't be thinking whether to change or not. I trust Nairaland religious and atheist bigots, they are convinced on what they are doing and firm on it. That is what a real human being should be, not dwindling between two opposite things. Its just like saying a white is a black without having your firm believe of what a colour is.
Anyway, good luck with your mummys breast sucking at age 42, I wonder how weak your so called gf must be as well. Your parents would decide what you will have for breakfast even if they allow you marry, so, the marriage no go work.
Abeg, please don't bring any children to this world as you are both too dull to combine together in marriage.

What are you even saying? You as a Muslim, can you get married to Christian and change your faith?

I'm in the same shite

May her soul find peace

There are better ways of doing things; climbing up there isn't one of such

Bootlickers

Good news

Ghost mode

Ezennwa:
hmm!

Yoruba women and bed matters are like 5 & 6

As in eh

I'll ask they give you a plate of rice at the gate and thank you for attending

The dude is a better actor than I.. nigga deserves an Oscar

Dude is a comedian

Mary Odili is still in service? Been hearing her name for ages now

Fucsheetup:
Thank you very much. I am flattered.

You're welcome

She might be on nairaland

You guys deserve an Oscar for this performance. Motherfuckèrs

Wow.. never knew there was such an agency in that state RIP

Kissingerright:
can't imagine what she's going through.
Speedy recovery.

How did you know the gender of the child?

Too young, only God knows what prompted them to conduct test on the child.. I believe the child's going to recover.

These are the real frontliners.. may his soul rest in peace.. to every health practitioners out there putting their lives on the line in order to make others well. May God bless you for your efforts. You all are true heroes!