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RomanceRe: When Do U See Yourself Getting Married? by jerk: 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2010
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HealthI Need A Help Here by jerk(op): 2:58pm On Feb 22, 2010
Pls doctors in d house,I notice that when i urinate sometimes i do notice my semen coming out wt d urine bt it does'nt always happen,am above 25 and sexualy active. Pls wat might be d cause.
RomanceRe: I Found The Pics Of My Wife Ex Hidden In by jerk: 6:25am On Feb 22, 2010
As long as she stil respect and loves u,i dnt think u should bother abt d pic.
ComputersRe: Connecting Opera Mini Browser 4rm Phone 2 Laptop. by jerk: 7:52pm On Feb 21, 2010
sugafoot:
I browse everyday on my laptop with my Operamini 5.2 full screen
1stknight:
u didn't get it right, right click on d opera mini and go to OPENWITH browse 2 where your kemulator folder is and select the kemulator icon or after goin 2 properties u'll c where u can change the program there nd brwse 2 where your kemulator folder is nd select kemulator icon. The operamini will open in a small screen. I'll post hw 2 edit d scren size, network, keybord e.t.c
pls continue wt d configuration settings coz i hv done d screen size adjustment.
ComputersRe: Opera Mini On Your Pc by jerk: 4:41pm On Feb 21, 2010
Ole,wat others are posting for free.
ComputersRe: Connecting Opera Mini Browser 4rm Phone 2 Laptop. by jerk: 2:44pm On Feb 21, 2010
Mine is nt installing,are there any cheat or configuration to do?
ComputersRe: Connecting Opera Mini Browser 4rm Phone 2 Laptop. by jerk: 10:32pm On Feb 19, 2010
1stknight:
Note: u must av java instald in your gadget b4 any java app cn run on it. So i'll advise u to dload java runtime environment (jre), just google it and dload it's around 15 to 16mb.
To knw if u av java instald, click START=>RUN=>CMD and click enter, in d dos type JAVA and strike enter u'll av somefin lyk dis: java[-options] class[args(to execute jar).

Now dload any .jar editable opera 4.2 frm sharemobile or if u av it on your phone u can transfa it 2 your gadget, and if u wnt 2 dload frm sharemobile i'll recommend BLACKFOX (Jst search 4 it) and put it in a file.

Go to your dloaded opera 4.2 and click properties and open with strolled your emulator folder>>open and select kemulator icon>>ok.

Nw u can right click on your opera mini and open, it'll display in a small sized screen.
i hv done evrytin u stated bt couldnt find dat emulator afta clicking d properties,pls i need more help thnks.
PhonesMy Phone Hangs During Browsing,pls Help Me. by jerk(op): 6:17pm On Feb 18, 2010
I need ur help tech in d house abt my se k800i phone that hangs and i hv to switch it off and start again. Pls is it a virus and what cn i do to stop cos i also noticed dat my opera 4.2 i installed only one has multiplied into 4 of d same type and d none of them was able to be deleted.
I need ur help pls.
PoliticsRe: Tragedy In Port Harcourt by jerk: 3:43pm On Feb 13, 2010
Pity
PoliticsRe: Dora Rejects Aondoakaa's Apology by jerk: 3:33pm On Feb 13, 2010
Dora abeg teach am lesson of his life coz d man is an enemy of progress.
PoliticsRe: Dora Rejects Aondoakaa's Apology by jerk: 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2010
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PoliticsRe: Lagos Rated ‘fifth Worst City’ by jerk: 3:27pm On Feb 13, 2010
If u hv d resources just take a trip around some countries and see for urself.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Rated ‘fifth Worst City’ by jerk: 3:09pm On Feb 13, 2010
atilla:
I knew Lagos was bad but is it thaaaat badhuh?  5th worst city in the world haba. maybe 25th. na wa
only cities in europe alone don pas dat 25 my broda.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Rated ‘fifth Worst City’ by jerk: 2:54pm On Feb 13, 2010
sulad82i:
As bad as Lagos is, its a city looked upon by lots of people from other countries.
Truth be told, Lagos is a mini New York City. Pple who have been to NY can confirm this
bcoz they hvn't bn to other cities outside Africa.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Rated ‘fifth Worst City’ by jerk: 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2010
Lagos is only good wt its population bt neva a city to count on,very dirty and d traffic hell. D even try to overtake five cities.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When She Calls U Her Baby. by jerk: 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2010
mama-gee:
Okay, we've heard baby. grin grin
mama-gee:
Okay, we've heard baby. grin grin
i agree since ur my mama grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When She Calls U Her Baby. by jerk: 8:16pm On Jan 27, 2010
firedancer:
huh huh huh huh huh

watz wrong with calling your baby baby ??
am a man not a baby
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When She Calls U Her Baby. by jerk: 8:03pm On Jan 27, 2010
Digriz:
I was in an eatery in the afternoon and behold ths pretty young girl and a man working in to hav their sit,i initially thot that the girl was wt her dad bt i was damn wrong and what prove my assumption wrong was when the man mistakenly slip as he was taking hs seat bt he didnt fall and do u knw what d girl said, hear her.
The girl- oh baby i hope u didnt hurt urself (wt expression of pity on her face)
The man-my princess am ok its just dat i step on a drop of water that i didnt notice was on the floor.
It was then that i notice really that d man is an aristo and that comes my question whch is, guys do love your girl calling u her baby and hw do u feel or wl feel if she decided to be referring u as such mainly during her happy moment. As for me,i always hv ths kind of feeling that aroused me sexually wheneva my babe called me baby,bt i suppose its shuld be the other way round bt i do enjoys it most during our stay together.
Guys i want your views and experience abt ths.
i dont like that
ComputersRe: Toshiba Makes The Best Laptops. by jerk: 2:39pm On Jan 24, 2010
Levono for me.
RomanceRe: My Girl Is Dead Ineed An Advise by jerk: 10:35pm On Jan 15, 2010
Rubbish!
ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by jerk: 7:58am On Jan 12, 2010
We dey yawn our language dey go men.
BusinessRe: Insult: MTN Locates West African Headquarters In Ghana by jerk: 6:54am On Jan 12, 2010
Mtn are thieves.
ComputersRe: What Laptop Do I Buy? by jerk: 6:49am On Jan 12, 2010
I wl gv u a fairly new HP530 centrino for 60k. Working excellently.
SportsRe: Nigeria Name 24 For Angola 2010 by jerk: 3:23pm On Dec 31, 2009
The list is okay and am quite happy for the introduction of echejile and odia.
PoliticsRe: Xmas: Igbos Desert Lagos by jerk: 11:18pm On Dec 26, 2009
buchio7:
@jerk. U r cryin more dan d berieved bros. U can bring up more rational arguments.
i never see  a tribe as greedy as u people thats why you can never be one,am i not telling the truth?
PoliticsRe: Xmas: Igbos Desert Lagos by jerk: 8:12pm On Dec 26, 2009
i want to ask why igbos are so greedy that the will hike the transport fare during the season they know that their people will be going home,even the poor families are finding it difficult to travel home WHY IGBOS?

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