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Technology MarketAnyone Got An Ipod For Sale 4gb-8gb? by jerk(op): 5:40pm On Aug 27, 2010
I need it fairly used or new bt original asap.
RomanceRe: How Do I Prepare For This Event? by jerk(op): 6:04pm On Aug 24, 2010
She must show up coz no woman visits my crib wtout trying to stay on.
Anyway,am comfortable wt nice apartment well furnished to taste and u knw ladies love stuffs like that and ths particular chic was amazed that she even asked if am living alone. 
I wl try one those methods and see if it gonna work.
RomanceRe: How Do I Prepare For This Event? by jerk(op): 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2010
Dyt:
ha ha ha wat is wrong wit dis unnursed prematured agbalagba

go get a lyf dude,
so u finally disclosed ur s.ex? U shuld've bcome d man u claim to be why faking a woman nw?
Anyway am thru wt u coz ur mentality is below average for me.
RomanceRe: How Do I Prepare For This Event? by jerk(op): 8:54pm On Aug 23, 2010
Dyt:
ha ha ha wat is wrong wit dis unnursed prematured agbalagba

go get a lyf dude,
so u finally disclosed ur s.ex? U shuld've bcome d man u claim to be why faking a woman nw?
Anyway am thru wt u coz ur mentality is below average for me.
RomanceRe: How Do I Prepare For This Event? by jerk(op): 6:17pm On Aug 23, 2010
@dyt and SA goddess.
Those local aphrodiasics u guys are taking thinking ur doing urself good wld rather ruin ur life coz am nt ur type that takes those stuffs. Am nt bn intimidated by her,bt remember that age has notin to do wt se.xua.l power. I hv met a lot of women in my life and wl tell u dat age,physique and wat hv u has notin to do wt dat, my big fool.
@love.4bug
I dnt think i shuld've replied u my award winning nairalander,i hv more medals for u b.i.t.c.h for ths ur great achievement in life,C.O.C.K Sucking ghetto slut.
@others
Ur good suggestion is well digested cos i believe we're here to learn frm eachother irrespective of age and no one knws it all. Tnks
RomanceRe: How Do I Prepare For This Event? by jerk(op): 7:19am On Aug 23, 2010
@omega,ur suggestion is right bt ths is going to be an all nite marathon,dnt u think that ths method might nt be too gud?
@mrbrownjay
Since she mentioned eating well,i understood wat she meant by eating well. so wat type of food cn build ths stamina?
@ all,am nt joking abt ths issue coz ths chic might be d girl am gonna settle down with,since she opened up to be very active in bed,i dnt wanna mess things up.
RomanceRe: what is the difference between first love and true love by jerk: 10:28pm On Aug 22, 2010
First love is unforgetable whether it was sweet or sour bt true love is the type u would like to spend ur life wt.
RomanceHow Do I Prepare For This Event? by jerk(op): 9:54pm On Aug 22, 2010
There's ths chic that i've bn toasting for a long time and she finally agreed to visit me today bt unfortunately,she came wt a friend and thats spoil the whole show for me.
Bt the gud news is that she wl be visiting again to spend a nite or two wt me on thursday,bt d funny part of it is that she told me that i should eat well coz she's gonna give it to me hot and sweet.
Pls hw do i prepare for ths chic coz i dnt wanna embarrass myself. Am in my early thirtees while she's in her early twenties.
ComputersRe: GUARANTEED ONLINE AND OFFLINE MONEY MAKING INFO by jerk: 9:16pm On Jul 21, 2010
Pls i nid d stuff.
FoodAre There Any Particular Food You Would Never Like To Eat Even When ur Hungry. by jerk(op): 3:30pm On Jun 10, 2010
I raised this topic to know if this could be possible because in as much as i hate ewedu soup i dnt think i cn avoid it when am very hungry and no other food available.
A friend of mine said he would never taste pounded cassava(akpu) even if the soup is appetizing and sweet.
Lets share our views.
ComputersRe: Best Antivirus To Use by jerk: 3:15pm On Jun 10, 2010
is that not one their site and you expect them not to be number one eeh?
FoodRe: How To Avoid The Smell Of Crayfish by jerk: 2:51pm On Jun 10, 2010
ijcurt:
oyinda, i dnt understand this topic. u already know wat to do and ure bothering us! pls post something reasonable that everyone can learn from and stop trying to get unnecessary attention.
dont mind her
RomanceRe: Sexy And Promiscious(waywardness) any linkage.? by jerk(op): 6:18am On Apr 28, 2010
topup:
I giggled at first, because I read your post literally, like maybe the more s-ex you have, the more sexy your eyes will become LOL!!

Well, I haven't noticed that in anyone, the only thing is that s-ex does give some people a feeling of instant validation, like "Yes, I'm like the rest!" or "I'm normal." or "Some actually thought I was sexy enough to sleep with." LOL

But, I think just because of the way people view virgins, and people who've had s-ex, it just seems like it's better to be a sexy girl, afterall, it's portrayed that sexy women get all the pick in men, and not necessarily pretty ones, as men seem more shy to approach pretty or beautiful women whilst sexy women seem to get a lot of attention because they give off the vibe that they are up for anything.

I think if a woman is exuding s-ex appeal then she will appear sexier, her eyes might even appear like they are twinkling, and it depends, if the woman is 'working it' it will make her even sexier. But usually like all things, it's in the eye of the beholder, so, you think she looks sexier because you think she is sexy, another person may disagree.
i hv to agree wt u nw.
RomanceSexy And Promiscious(waywardness) any linkage.? by jerk(op): 4:56pm On Apr 27, 2010
i hv observed dat physically sexy women are more waywardly than the pretty bt nt sexy ones and my question is,does too much intimacy makes a woman to develop a sexy appearance like sexy eyes,sexy backside etc?.
Am nt trying to offend anyone bt just curious to knw coz i hv had lots of encounter wt them and d mostly seem to hv it wt me even on a friendly chat.
ComputersRe: Which Is Best Win Xp , Win Vista Or Windows 7 by jerk: 6:29am On Apr 27, 2010
Most softwares are nt yet compatible wt window 7.
ComputersRe: Help! Hp Or Dell by jerk: 7:25am On Apr 26, 2010
.!
ComputersRe: Help! Hp Or Dell by jerk: 7:23am On Apr 26, 2010
The heat issue wt most of d HP's is bcoz of their air vent whch is mostly under unlike Dell that's by d back side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City [0 - 0] On Sat, 24th April by jerk: 7:29pm On Apr 24, 2010
dayokanu:
8 fu-cking minutes added at Emirates? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

WenGAY time!!!!!!!!!!
which club do support? Just running frm pillar to post. I dnt blame u coz any winning club is ur club,10 clubs fan in a season idiot.
SportsRe: How Good Was Sunday Oliseh? by jerk: 5:36pm On Apr 22, 2010
Very good bak then.
ComputersRe: Sites For Downloading Softwares. by jerk: 10:38pm On Apr 21, 2010
agoro2u:
@jerk,   i   assum   U   r   using   opera   4,    just   visit   D   site   &   press   #+7(as   if   U  want  to  bookmark)   then   U   will   3colum(boxes)   with   title,address  &   speed  dail,  what  U   need  is   address  so   stroll   to   D  address  box  &  press   ok/edit,   then   U   are   good   to   copy   D   address.   chikanna
tnks a lot.
ComputersRe: Sites For Downloading Softwares. by jerk: 7:32am On Apr 21, 2010
Pls hw do i copy and paste a link coz some website doesn't display their link so hw do i get d link for reference.? Tnks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Inter Vs Barcelona [3 - 1] On Tue 20th April by jerk: 6:29am On Apr 21, 2010
Barca shuld wait for nxt year coz inter wl neva conceed two goals in spain.
RomanceRe: Will You Collect Money[$50k] From A Lover Just To Agree To An Easy Break Up? by jerk: 12:33pm On Apr 18, 2010
Collect d money and soak urself in prayer.
FamilyRe: Why Should A Father Make Love To His Daughter by jerk: 12:01pm On Apr 18, 2010
Shame2:
Hi, Gabry and to all Girls, Ladies, Women,

Things that are not supposed to happen like these (ABOMINATION) could be avoided if all girls, ladies or women of the world knows how to moderate themselves.

Think of what are the things that attracts men. First of all, the way how a girl dress up. Girls, ladies, women, do not wear a dress that is very tempting in the eyes of men unless, you are really trying to catch their eyes.

To all fathers, brothers, uncles who have daughters, sisters and nieces, teach or tell them what is yes and what is not. Is the way they dresses up ok with you? OR do you enjoy looking at them too when they are dressed in a way that you could see their cleavages and other sensitive parts of their body? If you are enjoying that, then SOMETHING IS WRONG, the DEVIL starts to envade you mind and body with thoughts that are not supposed to be in your mind.

Remember, we don't see, hear and feel that SOMEONE is there watching over us. Yes, GOD is watching us everyday of our life. What other people couldn't see, GOD see it.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL, wink
i cn neva hv an erection even if my cousin sister wore only a pant in my presense talkless of my own blood sister.
FamilyRe: Why Men Are Happier Than Women by jerk: 11:52am On Apr 18, 2010
OAM4J:
lol. interesting. a friend sent a similar list to me.

Reasons why it's great to be a guy:


1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. You don't have to monitor your friends' se.x lives.

5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

6. You can open all your own jars.

7. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

10. All your orga.sms are real.

11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

13. Your last name stays put
i jus pick that numb (10) lol.
PhonesRe: Any Other Site Apart Frm Sharemobile? by jerk(op): 10:42am On Apr 15, 2010
@relate
Just take ur time, i ask u?
PhonesAny Other Site Apart Frm Sharemobile? by jerk(op): 11:53pm On Apr 14, 2010
Guys where else cn i download operamini applications especially editable types apart frm sharemobile,pls help me.

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