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FamilyRe: A Family At Dead End: Help And Advise by jerk: 2:42pm On Jun 20, 2011
Why weren't you saving before?
FamilyRe: Do You Consider A Woman As Helpmate? by jerk: 2:39pm On Jun 20, 2011
Yes
FamilyRe: Women And Their Funny Behaviours Sometimes. by jerk: 2:38pm On Jun 20, 2011
Insecurity,may be afraid nt to loose u or you are much older than her. Wats d age diff btw both of u?
FamilyRe: Can Mothers Do This With Their Children?: Vote by jerk: 5:44pm On Jun 19, 2011
kokoye:
that's too much mother and child in my opinion

saliva swap??
bt u forgot that mothers do gv their child a chewed meat frm her own mouth.
FamilyRe: Can Mothers Do This With Their Children?: Vote by jerk: 5:39pm On Jun 19, 2011
Notin wrong bro
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by jerk: 5:36pm On Jun 19, 2011
M M M:
he needs money,

NO TIME.
no,i need my son,i wl pay her.
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by jerk: 5:34pm On Jun 19, 2011
toyemz:
^^^

 

okay i wasnt sure before
but now im certain you are barking mad
your son ko
your daughter ni

and just to conclude your mad rantings
where in God's name are you supposed to be coming to huh?
lets stop washing our dirty lining in d public,i wld hv called bt i noticed that u hv changed ur number. Anyway,i still got ur email address to reach u,pls sweetheart dnt be offended for exposing u here. Take care
BusinessRe: Has The Internet Affected The Sales Of Magazines And Newspapers? by jerk: 5:25pm On Jun 19, 2011
Actually it is affecting the sports newspapers more cuz d youths are more concern wt sporting papers and they also hv greater access and time to surf the internet.
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by jerk: 5:09pm On Jun 19, 2011
toyemz:
^^^

even if you were conceived in drink and vomited out, you would not come up with this kind of senseless talk
have you ever had a biz empire in your whole miserable life,talkless of liquidizing it to sponsor anyone
well i don't blame you oh
keep using that as the main excuse for your failure in life
as least it justify some thing out of all your nothingness
even if i gave you permission to sponsor a fly from my village, you wont be able to live up to the financial obligation
talkless of my me or my whole family

akuya
Am bak to where am b4 so dnt pity me. I wl also use ths medium to show my appreciation for ur wonderful skills in bedmatics cuz u ar a real pro.Bt be sure to take good care of my son cuz am coming to take hm.
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by jerk: 4:09pm On Jun 19, 2011
toyemz:
@jerk( befitting name)

I hope you realise that you have got issues
which urgently need to be sorted out
A word.
really,i've got issue wt u cuz u've bn avoiding me after liquidating my biz empire to sponsor ur family to Uk.
EducationRe: Finally The JAMB Examination Is Over by jerk: 3:20pm On Jun 19, 2011
Natasha,,:
are you reasoning at all? how can you say jambites dominate this forum? undecided of over 700,000 people? how many people replied this thread? how many of them wrote the jamb? undecided
no,am nt reasoning at all bt try to face ur studies ths time around.
EducationRe: Finally The JAMB Examination Is Over by jerk: 2:23pm On Jun 19, 2011
So na only jambite and high school children dominate ths forum,no wonder u see them online each minute of d day dey talk nonsense for here. Nw i see
PoliticsRe: Judge Hatchett Of America Discovers She Is Of Hausa And Yoruba Ancestry by jerk: 11:15am On Jun 19, 2011
Old news we are nt interested.
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News: Omawumi Gives Birth To Baby Girl by jerk: 11:40pm On Jun 18, 2011
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: New Transfer Window: Lionel Messi No Target. by jerk: 7:26pm On Jun 18, 2011
If he really wnts to prove that he's a bigger player let hm try other leagues.
BusinessRe: Enugu To Build Coal-based Power Plant by jerk: 7:22pm On Jun 18, 2011
Till we see it happening nt only talking.
PoliticsRe: 20 Corpses Found In Onitsha Tunnel Suspected Corps Member,soldier Included by jerk: 7:08pm On Jun 18, 2011
Every city has its own share of it only that it has nt bn discovered.
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by jerk: 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2011
I knw they are yorubas cuz going to London is like going to heaven for them. Mention london and u see a yoruba person lol.
RomanceRe: The Man Is Ugly The Woman Is Ugly How Will The Children Look? by jerk: 10:17pm On Mar 27, 2011
Sometimes they do hv pretty kids coz some ugliness are nt registered in their genes and d reverse wl b d case in some of their kids.
RomanceRe: Are African Men Marrying More White Women Because They Are Better In Bed?:vote by jerk: 1:22pm On Mar 27, 2011
BABE!:
@ OP
We should vote? Vote because majority of us have had sex with women in both races and we ought to know which is better right?
This is not a good survey method! Rephrase the question, its quite biased and one-kind one- kind  grin The question should be directed to the target population, which is "African Men Marrying White Women". So ask yourself, "Are there any on NL?", undecided undecided undecided undecided

PS: you don't really have to rephrase the question, but next time sha *tsK* smiley
Good,u hv implicated urself MR BABE,fake fake people here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Man United Vs Marseille [2 - 1] On Tuesday 15th March 2011 by jerk: 10:51pm On Mar 15, 2011
I predicted d scoreline before.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Man United Vs Marseille [2 - 1] On Tuesday 15th March 2011 by jerk: 4:45pm On Mar 15, 2011
Its gonna b so interesting and Valencia is likely to play,i wl gv it to Man U. 2-1
RomanceRe: Smokers: Would You Quit Smoking For Your Dreamboat? by jerk: 11:32am On Mar 15, 2011
Many hv done dat and more wl still do dat for loves sake.
ComputersRe: How Would U Rate your Laptop? by jerk: 9:59am On Mar 15, 2011
chidyke77:
I think Dell latitudes and Hp Elitebook are very good models bt i wl neva do anytin wt pavilions coz d suck,screen problems,very awful batteries bt it looks attractive. I hv used a Dv5 model and had to take it to a technician wen it develops a screen problem and i sold it to hm at a reduced rate. I then got a Toshiba satellite and hv bn using it till nw alongside my Dell wtout any issue. D only prob i hv wt Toshiba is d sem battery issue bt overall,d are good models 3/5 for Tosh and 2.5/5 for Dell.
Am nt sure u got d original Dv5 bc mine has bn working fine since 2yrs nw wtout any problem,i only replaced d battery 4 months ago.mine is Amd turion dual core wt 3gb ram and 320hdd bt its still giving me d best and i wl rate it 4.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 7:16pm On Mar 02, 2011
Kingsleyinfo:
hello sir
above your product ID does it say windows is activated
if it does then there is a fair chance that windows is genuine
however that is for microsoft to find out.
as long as you do not download their activator checker update or tinker with your registry settings
your PC will not have issues with fake software.

as for the hard disk issue that means the tech guy probably formatted the entire hard disk.

for issues with windows please download avg pc tune up from the link below
http://www.avg.com/us-en/avg-pctuneup

and run the software it gives you a onetime trial repair
that should check for errors and possibly fix them

please give feed back and let me know your progress
thanks.
thnk u 4 ur great assistance.i was tryin to do restore to factory setting yesternite and d worst happened,it nw start booting by showing window is loading files and afta dat It wl display startup is checking ur system for problems and startup repair cannot repair ths computer automatically
Problem event name: startup repair offline.
Problem signature 01: 6.1.7600.16385
Problem signature 05: autofailover
Problem signature 07: corrupt registry. I tried f8 button to use safe mode in booting bt it still display d same thing. I went to system recovery options and it shows that windows 7 is on (D): local disk and shows startup repair bt wen i clicked it, it wl then take me bak to d whole process again wtout booting. Thank u once again
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 5:43pm On Mar 01, 2011
Kingsleyinfo:
obviously you did not understand me,
systems with OEM pre installed OS always have a recovery partition for recovering systems back to factory state. since they no longer give installation disks
the only way he can not restore his system back to vista is if the entire hard drive was formated during the installation of the new OS. not because of anything else,

thanks
boot up your laptop, when it loads to windows, click on my computer and check how many hard disk partition you have
if there is still a partition usually assigned drive letter D: with labels such as Recovery, or the OEM name etc
then your system can still be restored back to factory state with the OEM pre installed OS
but if he formatted your entire hard disk during the installation then
what is gone is gone,
you will have to re install windows vista from an installation disk
otherwise look for someone with windows ultimate to install for you.
but as Zimdrill advised windows 7 is better
so to check if windows is genuine right click on my computer and select properties
and tell us what you see at the bottom of the screen opposite your product ID and key,

if windows is not genuine simply activate it to make it genuine,  although it is illegal thats seems to be the way out
except you want to buy a brand new license key from microsoft.
for futher help please state the make and model of your dell laptop
and

tell me if you want a copy of the activator.
thanks,

note: OEM means original equipment manufacturer
i saw a logo opposite my product id and it has (ask for genuine microsoft software)written on it and i also check my hard disk bt could only see local disk C: There is no other hard disk drives or restore.thnks
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 5:37pm On Mar 01, 2011
Kingsleyinfo:
obviously you did not understand me,
systems with OEM pre installed OS always have a recovery partition for recovering systems back to factory state. since they no longer give installation disks
the only way he can not restore his system back to vista is if the entire hard drive was formated during the installation of the new OS. not because of anything else,

thanks
boot up your laptop, when it loads to windows, click on my computer and check how many hard disk partition you have
if there is still a partition usually assigned drive letter D: with labels such as Recovery, or the OEM name etc
then your system can still be restored back to factory state with the OEM pre installed OS
but if he formatted your entire hard disk during the installation then
what is gone is gone,
you will have to re install windows vista from an installation disk
otherwise look for someone with windows ultimate to install for you.
but as Zimdrill advised windows 7 is better
so to check if windows is genuine right click on my computer and select properties
and tell us what you see at the bottom of the screen opposite your product ID and key,

if windows is not genuine simply activate it to make it genuine,  although it is illegal thats seems to be the way out
except you want to buy a brand new license key from microsoft.
for futher help please state the make and model of your dell laptop
and

tell me if you want a copy of the activator.
thanks,

note: OEM means original equipment manufacturer
i saw a logo opposite my product id and it has (ask for genuine microsoft software)written on it and i also check my hard disk bt could only see local disk C: There is no other hard disk drives or restore.thnks
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 6:50am On Mar 01, 2011
denzel2009:
Did it pop up a message that the Windows 7 is not genuine? IMHO, Windows 7 is the best OS by Windows. Vista gobble RAMs.
it didn't pop any msg bt am just assuming coz som of my previous programs dat i hv in vista are no longer responding eg my encarta and nokia suite. It also freezes a lot wen opening a program and i wl wait endlessly 4 it to normalize.
Kingsleyinfo:
hello sir
for your complaints i need to know if the windows vista came pre-installed
that is on the hard disk itself,

if it did then you will be able to restore it to windows vista by hitting whatever key your system requires when it starts booting
before it loads windows
at the screen where your manufacturers logo comes up
or simply enter the bios and see what key to press to go to system recovery.

be warned restoring your system to factory state will completely erase any data you have on the hard disk.

as for the windows 7 simply disable automatic update and set it to manual update
u can still recieve updates but you will have to manually check each one to know what to install
the update that renders windows invalid is usually described when you highlight it so just see what each update does
before installing it. or disable windows update totally,

search for your laptop make and model on the dell support website
http://www.dell.com
yes,d system came wt windows vista installed and i used to fall bak to factory restore weneva i encountered a malfunction bt i tried it nw bt it says that it there is no restore point meaning that d vista os is no longer there.
denzel2009:
This will be possible if the tech guy did an upgrade from vista to win 7 but if he did a clean install, I'm sure he would have had to override the previous OS.
exactly,i suspect he did a clean instal since my former OS is no longer available. Nw u guys shuld help me on hw to solve ths coz am relying on ur advice.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 6:07pm On Feb 28, 2011
@zim kindly assist me in solving ths,.
I hv a dell laptop which came wt d original windows vista bt i took it to a tech yesday afta d hard disk developed a fault and he did a troubleshooting and d hard disk started working again. The problem am facing nw is dat he installed a windows 7 ultimate whch i knw might b a fake one though i would hv prefered it had it bn dat its an original.
My worry nw is hw to uninstall d windows 7 and instal d original windows vista myself wtout taking it to d tech again or is there any othed way to make d windows 7 to update and work as a genuine window 7 ultimate.
Technology MarketRe: LAPTOPS/DESKTOPS/LCD/CAMCORDERS/CAMERAS CANADIAN SPECs by jerk: 9:27am On Feb 26, 2011
I nid a new laptop of 4gb ram,320 or 500 hdd,2.4ghz intel core 2 duo and card reader,windows 7 pro.it must b dell latitude,hp or toshiba.

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