₦airaland Forum

For every 5 girls you see on the street of Lekki, 10 are olosho.

Proximo73:
so, what's the probability of picking one terrorist from Muslims who have failed to sight a moon that is undergoing solar eclipse,is it not 89% ?

Your maths lacks bases. It is a misrepresentation of mathematical concept.

RightChannel:
Exactly let's wait and see

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Balablue64:
Because Islam is a religion of terrorists.

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"All terrorists are muslim but not all muslim are terrorists"

RightChannel:
Day and date for fitr has been fixed even before 2024 but those people just like to be confusing themselves

Even 2025 fitr day and date has been fixed

They will still confuse themselves when the time comes.

22o62021:
Who told you that the wife will be innocent?

Be positive naa.

It's not news that "moon" must be sighted before the celebration can hold.
FG would declare a day as the celebration day then BOOM! shift the day simply because the moon was not sighted.

Why not just fix a day for sallah celebration like other religions do?
Why ?

DonroxyII:
Women are Essential Part of Life!

Loud am !

22o62021:
I caught her again cheating and she is here begging.

I will still forgive her, fúck her so well

Even when I marry another person

You will cheat on your innocent wife with her?
Now I know you're a stu.pid child.

Pussyisgud:
Face your life, leave women alone.

So make I chase man? Like say you dey craze.
We can not live pvssy alone ooo. We must fvck! Better know that one.
Pvssy Na for fvcking: nothing else.

Sonnobax15:

Just my banny only ....other bannies don't worth it....

I rather carry my keke put for road and begin dey ride, just dey burn my fuel throway than waste my precious time scoping and wooing a Nigerian banny wey no go add any single value to my life

You try.
Hope say na only you she dey fvck shaaa?

MrBrownJay1:
how many people in Nigeria can afford to do DNA TEST (or even know where to get such test) sef, for Nigeria to be ranked 2nd?

You think everyone is poor? Omo, people dey wey get bast4rd money ooo.

22o62021:
Mine is uncountable
I get a new girlfriend every week


My enstranged girlfriend is an unrepentant cheat

But I will make sure I waste her time till she enter menopause

You're wicked. And I like to wicked others 😁.

They say Nigerians are amongst the most promiscuous nations of the world. She ranks second on the list of countries with highest paternity fraud. This may be true or not.

So let's see.
Guys, how many ladies are you in talking stage with now?

Ladies, how many guys are currently in scoping you for a relationship?



As for me, I am currently in the talking stage with 5 ladies because the first one wanted me to chase her more so I had to divert my attention to the second one.
The second one wanted me to simp so I had to get the third one's number.
At a point, the third one started ignoring my texts and I don't want to pester her so I had to approach the forth one just to show the third one that I have other things to do.
It was going well with the forth one until she received a phone call from a guy in my presence. Confronting her would make me look immature. So not to look petty, I approached the fifth one.

Days later, I discovered that the fifth one is a single mother with three kids so I picked my phone and called the first one. This time, she gave me utmost respect and attention because she had missed me so much.
I plan to invite her for sex soon.


Over to you, how many ladies are you currently scoping and why?


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Babaibeji2020:
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He doesn't know how to relate with the Northerners. He lacks wisdom.


Jonathan lacks wisdom too. No wonder they are both failures in Nigerian politics.

38!

pretydiva:
This really got me laughing . Like are you for real

I feel nice that I can put a smile on your face in this hard time in Nigeria.
Oya credit my account love.

For how long?

Their iniquities are too much in that part of Nigeria. Their sins are off the heavenly chat. The only way for things to normalize (including the weather) in that place is TOTAL REPENTANCE!


The are in Hell!

Repent the people of Maiduguri. Repent for hell is closer to you. Repent now and have peace.

Deogratiasfx:
Who is dragging 2027 with ur slave masters? So be happy he will be there for 8 yrs.

Inshallahu he will be there.
He will be there Insha Allah.

abobote:
Have they sighted the moon already?
Or they are hoping to see it on Tuesday

One sultan will wake up at 4 am one day and shout " we sighted the moon! Allahuakbarrrrr!"

Port443:
If you see the guys (small boys) you argue with here on nairaland in physical, you will be extremely angry with yourself for stooping so low. Boys like yarimo and helinues.

Oloriburuku.
"Stopping so low" So you are better than them? Werey. Onyioshi.
Some of you use words that you don't know the meaning.
Says his "stooping so low". Pride that profits nothing.
Oya step so high and open your own social media then.
You have reach no where in life but you think yourself so high. Even Tinubu can not use those words on a 10 year old kid.
Idiot "stooping so low"

Helpfromabove1:
Forget it this week is gone

Some will do tues/wed and some weds/Thur Fri na bonus see you at work next week Monday

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Which work do you do?

Jagaban na dia mate?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zaria is a land of miscreants thanks to Hel rufia.
Anyways, that not my concern. My concern is concerning the concern Peter obi is showing the North recently; he broke fast with them,he donated 10million to a mosque, he donated borehole etc.
If he likes ehhhh, he should donate his kidney. He will not still win in 2027.

Juliusganduje:
Obi, wherever you go is where we Nigerians will go. Any party or candidate you choose is the choice of Nigerians. We dey your back gidigba

He donated borehole, nonsense: even if he donates kidney, he will not still win in 2027.

RealLordZeus:
Cost of 4 chair= 4x
Cost of table= x + a

Difference: 4x -(x +a)
Answer=3x - a

Nice.

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Yugoslavia247:
Your son or you
You help am get zero.

Shey you go read the question first.

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So with the stu.pid beards wey this id.iot get for him stup.id face, na woman kill am. Nonsen.se.

[quote author=Ajofiapero post=129271164][/quote]I dey tell you my neighbor story wey dey Senegal, you dey talk another thing. You dey mend neh?