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Everybody wan japa!

Anyways, shaa marry a young virgin woman so that you pikin no go look like her male colleague.
Till today, we no know how Mercy Adewumi pikin take look like Ebuka Nathaniel even though she marry Reverend Adewumi.

Isn't God powerful.

nairavsdollars:
Igboho suing the most powerful Yoruba man?

Where did you keep Tinubu?

This one no concern me. My concern is , how come people dey talk say Mercy Adewumi pikin look like Ebuka Nathaniel?

What happened?


I always tell you to marry a virgin woman if you want peace of mind. I am saying it again. Marry a young virgin woman oooo.

He's not wise. He should have ignored them.
Now this thing will go more viral and tarnish his image the more.

Bassey is not wise at all and his set of srufid lawyers could not tell him. Why would they tell him sef? No be money dem go collect? Shame on them all.

blowjohn:
'Only thing undefeated is time;
The second is the internet, number three is this rhyme'


Nas, on the track, 'speechless' frm his album 'magic'

Is this one mad ni. What are you saying sef?

TheFreshVanilla:
Right, Internet doesn't forget. Just like saying one day your children will see all your posts on Nairaland and be ashamed of their father.

Na me you take style insult like this? Your mama.

I haven't seen a single episode of this BB9ja since it aired in Nigeria but I have read about their immortality on social media.
The painful thing is that many who kissed and fvcked on this stu.pid show don't know that internet does not forget. Their children will see those clips and be ashamed of who their mother was (the men would be praised for fvcking on TV. Don't ask me why: it's just the way the society is).

SS777:
Illiterate uneducated thing, wait until Fulani will come and started killing your people to claim your territory.

They have. They burnt my family house to the ground. They destroyed two of my father's cars. They killed our dog. They attacked my brother and almost killed him. They have done their part. They've gotten their share. They had their turn. Now, IT'S OUR TURN! - This is the way.

LegendHero:
Sai Jagaban!

With this new amended bill:
—NELFUND will be established
—Loan will be provided to students
—Loan will be provided for vocational and skill acquisitions
—Eligibility constraint removed totally as against the 2023 one.

To the bitter children of hate that will complain about this. You don’t need to complain, don’t take the loan and you will be just fine.

You are very wicked.

What are the requirements/ terms and conditions for accessing this loan?



Obituaries are seriously in tears right now.

Wait, they're disbanded sef. Nothing like obidients again. Stu.pid set of inconsistent f0ols.


Jagaban till 2031.

RickyJesus:
From the video of that event he won the best dressed award, when I saw plenty youths videoing and snapping him at that even, I knew the matter don dey very serious.

But on a legal standpoint, can the government act on this?

NO!

S/he has the right to do whatever s/he wants with her body.
I pity those who see this abomination as their role model. The idiot irritates me. God will punish boobriskin for being a bad influence to the Nigeria youths and the entire world at large. Nonsense!

Pharaoh4rin:
Can I invite you for drinks this weekend? Thats who they are. Bunch of lvnatics

🤣. Thanks bro. Just send me the cash naaa 😁😁😁

ggenius77:
keypad worrior

If you think anybody still dey fear Islam, try any nonse.nse make you see.
Na before people dey reason say muslims na badoo dem be. Omo now ehhhh, every body don understand una format.
No one has monopoly of madn.ess

It was in the early 1990s that people run Helter skelter whenever the muslim world makes life-threatening statements. However, as the year goes by, everyone realized that the only way to experience peace with the Islamic states is to threat Violence with more violence - THIS IS THE WAY

If they kill one of you, kill 100 of them and they will fear you and leave you in peace. THIS IS THE WAY!

If they bombed you, decimate them - THIS IS THE WAY.

If they ( Terrorists) assassinate any one of you , burn their settlements to the ground - THIS IS THE WAY.

If they kidnapped any one of you, gather yourselves and kill 100 of their traditional rulers - THIS IS THE WAY!


Do not fear Islam. Do not fear muslims. Do not fear terrorists. If they slap you, cut off their heads and they rest of them will flee and you will live in peace.


If you fear muslims, you're already dead. It's your fear they want. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM!


ISRAEL UNDERSTANDS THIS. ISRAEL WILL DEFEND ITSELF. ISRAEL WILL WIN THIS WAR!

DiskJokeyManic:
With de way u ND ur likes lambast women on dis forum,,, I Neva for once thought u wil like to have anytin to do wit a woman in reality..... I tot u knw it all Abt women?? Small scanning from an under 20 year old girl dat u re old enough to be her uncle dey do u to know hw to grade u,, u don confuse come here to disturb our peace...😐😐😐 ofcourse now I know beta,,, alpha Ediot male on Anonymous Nairaland,,,,,, ND Almighty simp in reality😐😐😐 I know ur type.....

She's looking for a perfect place to drop the poison for u so it'll do justice to a woman hater like u faster.... Rubbish😐😐

You're a chicken aswear.

DiskJokeyManic:
Dis type dos not have de mind or wat it takes to approach his age na,,,,,Watin dis one wan show or give girl wey dey him age? Can he provide money fr Clothes/Brazilian hair/bonestraight/latest iPhones/organic creams? No........ his type are wicked groomers....... dey will rather go for de under 20s dey can easily deceive,,, control and manipulate.... Dats why dey are in every prison abroad perishing for dating/raping minors....😐😐

We date them young when their pvssies are still fresh and good. Not when the pvssy is expired.
Besides, men don't date younger girls because they are younger; we date them because they're less expensive to date.
All a 20/24 year old girl would want is either shoes of 30 -40k or a mobile phone. That's all.
But you see a lady of 25-30? That's a different ball game. Such ladies want MARRIAGE! That's way too expensive bro.

TINTINABULATION:
She has ulterior motives. The earlier you part ways with her, the better.

Ulterior motives like to steal from me?

Sonnobax15:

She's been looking for the perfect bottle that she can easily squeeze your destiny into

Small banny of 20 years old dey run FBI on you, instead of you to dispose her,you run come Nairaland come dey cry like jennyclay wey dem put bottle for her nyash..

Wait oooo. Wait. You sure say you normal?
If she wan put me for bottle, na my house she go come dey look for the bottle?

MrBrownJay1:
you sir are about to get robbed... CUNT-E-NEW!

I will set a trap for her and see if she's truly a thief.

Emmanuel900:
She is trying to determine your networth and the potential of what she can get from you.

You don't need a further analysis to know she is a thief that is only interested in your resources and never you.

Abi o.
But she doesn't steal anything. My phones are there. My money is there. She only check and check but doesn't pick anything. Not even the sweet.

fyzaila:
Please if you know you have bad intentions towards the young girl, just free her. Girls and their waka waka sef. They're not even scared of the dangers happening nowadays

Something must kill a girl.

Puss360:
Hmmmmm..
You keep backlashing other guys to endeavour to marry virgins only, but yet you are here tasting all sorts of soups... Today own na under 20... Okay...
Matured man like you, won't go for your age...
It is well...
Your daughter will understand life when she comes of age...

Bia, this is not what I asked you to do. Nne, try talk beta talk before I slap you.

There's this young girl (20) that I have been scoping for some time but she seems reluctant in accepting my proposal though, she visits whenever I invited her. We haven't had sex yet and I'm really not interested in sexing her right now.
One thing I noticed about this girl is that anytime she came visiting and I happened to leave her presence, she will quickly go round the parlor or the room and check my belongings; phone, wardrobe, cupboard etc. That is, she will scan through the environment sharply before I returned.

Last weekend, she came and I offered to take her out. I was low on cash so I went outside my house to use a POS. The moment I left, this girl stood up, went to check my phone (she only flipped it over as if she's checking the model), went to scan my kitchen, went through my clothes ( I don't know what she was looking for), she was going to the place I kept my shoes when I made myself known at the door.
I was standing by the window all through the time she was going through my things (I didn't meet the POS guy at his stand so I returned earlier than expected). When she headed for the shoes, I knocked the door and she quickly dashed back to where she was sitting before I left.
There was a time she visited and I had to use the restroom. The moment I left her presence, this girl started going through the bread and sweets I kept on the table.

She had visited my place more than five times and each time I left her alone, she checked through my things. I don't want to ask her about it so that it wouldn't look like I am suspecting her (I am , actually).

Ever had such experience with a girl you asked out?
Why do you think she's doing FBI work on me?

(For those who would want to know. She's not a virgin. I haven't fvcked her but I know she's not a virgin. Don't ask me how I know. Just answer my question or share your thought. That's all).

nlfpmod

Check very well and you will see that he fvcked a girl who belongs to the public.

Once you as a lecturer starts to drag girls with your students, you're already dead. You're just waiting for the day you will be buried.

Omoawoke:
I will only give 2% Sir!!

I hereby declare on this day, the first of April, that you, Omoawoke, shall not die by the treachery of a woman.

He made one single mistake. Just one fvcking mistake. A mistake that cost him his life. A simple but difficult mistake. HE GAVE TOO MUCH TOO EARLY.
He was a fo0l to make such mistake.
When you're dating a girl, do not give too much to her. Give her only two percent of anything you wish to give her;
2% of your money,
2% of your heart,
2% of your advice,
2% of your protection,
2% of your love,
2% of your attention etc.


Remember, always give only 2% of whatever you wish to give a girl you're in love with. Never go above 2% else, you Die like a street dog and she will still fvck another man on your stu.pid graveyard.


Repeat after me. Say " I will only give 2% of my love to a girl." Say it now. Say it like you mean it. Say it and do it. Say it and be saved today.

God1000:
This is bad, Mr Biden is a hypocrite for doing that, he's aiding and abetting a genocide, he will later pretend as if he cares about Palestinians.

Despite all the help, netanyahu still disrespect him every now and then, is it not better to stand his ground instead of trying to please Israel all the time.

He should stop playing games and politics with innocent lives


I will never worship any country all in the name of God's chosen, they need to see other people as humans and treat them with dignity.

Nobody is child of devil, God created us all.

Hamaz shouldn't have killed over 1000 Israelis in the first place. They Palestinians rejoiced when hamaz ambushed Israel. Now , they're crying.

Hamaz shouldn't have started they war. This is a mistake they will regret for a thousand years.

seunmsg:
He can’t fix anything. He will simply jump to the next available option. From APGA to PDP to LP and to the next, that’s political career trajectory. Zero leadership and conflict management skills.

Exactly my opinion.
He can't fix anything. Instead of him to stand and find a way to make things work like Jagaban does, he [obi ] runs . Any little problem, he will run and he wants to lead Nigeria? Nons.ense!

Short lived the king.

Feintline:
Birthday greetings from failure to failure promax.
From darkness to promax darkness.

For everyone who packaged Nigeria into this promax darkness and failure, your generations will reap maximally from your acts.

E go pain you tire and your mind no go touch ground inshallah.
Your mind no go touch ground Insha Allah.

Rolings:
The worst person to marry as a matured man is a young virgin woman because by the time you don tire she will still be very active hence cheating is inevitable.
Young virgin woman should marry young men like themselves not older persons
Mature men should marry mature ladies

You're a f0olish human being.

RainMoreDFARMS:
Only Jesus fit help us.
.
A kilo of pork meat is 3,000

Pork ooo.
Pork wey dem dey give am free before Buhari come on board.
This is seriously good.