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Your wife is a prostitute. Just because you haven't caught her doesn't mean she's not fvcking another diick.

This message is to all married men reading this post.

Marry a young virgin woman and have peace of mind. Do otherwise and train another man's children.

I read a news on frontpage in which a cow cost a staggering 1.1m naira. Like Almost 1.2 millon for a single cow!


This makes me wonder the price of a kilo.
How much is a kilo of meat in your area?

nlfpmod

AndrewTate:
do your worse

I dey vex with you, you dey chill with beer. Your mama.

AndrewTate:
Use it to open new email address.

You're a chicken aswear.
Shey na waitin I say make you do be that?

Freelancerr:

Waitin dey worry this one?
Why u come dey shine teeth like monkey.

Unbreakable26:
Send 1k recharge card to the number

Why?
... because it's owned by a pvssy?

Ever8090:
I think say animals don finish for Nigeria..

Yes o. Na only you and your household remain.

What is El rufai planning?

Death to all terrorists.

jmoore:
Go and register the number.

Na me you dey talk to like that? Your mama.

Tallesty1:
The next thing is to save the number

I will slap you. You think we don't know that?

okoroemeka:
I don't even care about going on dates,if are not coming to my house forget it,I don't care

So from collecting number to inviting her to your house?
Oshey dragon warrior.

Kelklein:
Tell him to use the number do frame, hang am for house

Dzzzz:
Send us her number make we help you yansh am

silibaba:
Laaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhhhiinggg. Follow suit.

Now I see say all of una Na de same thing una be.


Una mind no go touch ground insha Allah.

Illegal1:
omoh,.........nah to use the numbers play baba ijebu

Starboytwo:
Use the number fry beans

Dexy4yah:
All this children in nairaland

But una no well ooo.
Shey una dey craze ni?

Johnson225:
Your guy abi na you

If your own format works for you, why not share it with "your guy"? Why disturb us here??

He doesn't seem to buy my idea. He felt there's a better way to do it. That's why I came here seeking your opinion.
How do you do it?

lazkizz:
Prof sinnydate

Are you speaking Korean?

Johnson225:
Your guy abi na you

You sabi read at all?

Someone asked me this question yesterday and honestly, I didn't know what to tell him.

Say you met a girl that caught your eyes. You approached her. You made her laugh and you got her number. What's next?

Usually, I just call her whenever I feel Hot and asked her for a date which usually ends in a fvcking spree.
However, if I really liked the girl and I saw us together in future, I wait for about 4 -5 days before texting her. I keep the text short and casual. Next, I call her and set up a date. After that, I tell her my intention. I never let it pass the second date before telling her I want her to be my girlfriend. Never!
If she agreed to be mine, we go on the third date and fvck. If she declined, the game is over! No more contact. No more text. No more calls.
But this my guy seemed to be new at the dating game.

So, my dear Nairalanders, what do you do after she gave you her number?


nlfpmod

If u like, donate your peniss, you will still not win 2027 presidential election.

Obi is a failure.

HeroicMeastro:
What defines a terrorist?

Islam.

"Every terrorist is a muslim but not every Muslim is a terrorist"

Somebody said these words above. If it's true, hit like.

She tried.

Nigeria ranked 2nd on the list of countries with the highest paternity fraud in the world.


Marry a virgin or you will spend your hard earned money training another man's children.

Do you know the worst part?
You will die and leave your inheritance for children fathered by another man. In most cases, the first child usually belongs to the man who disvirgined her. So when your properties are shared after you die, another man's child will take the most share.

If you're not the man who disvirgined your wife, you're a disgrace to your ancestors and you're a disgrace to your father.

nifemi25:
That's really bad of you... You shouldn't have allow your emotions to control you... Imagine if she was shot or got.kidnapped... will you now goes to her grave to seek for forgiveness.... You need to go and apologize to her and let her know you have realized your mistake and it won't happen again

Are you m4d?
He should apologize? It's like you're maad.

Many ladies in Nigeria are lesbians. It's a normal thing for them. I don't have problem with that but you see those stu.pid dudes rubbing penniiss on each other ehh, make them avoid me oooo bcuz, I fit kill person wey near me with peniss. Nonsense!

The op wrote "nobody has monopoly of madness" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I choose brain of worn-out pvssy.

Nwagukosy:
Come off that mentality. But if that's how you see it, then so be it for you. Virginity doesn't guarantee a peaceful marriage. Are you only interested in virgin alone ?. There are major qualities to check first. For your information, who wn spoil go spoil virgin or not

Which would you prefer to marry; a virgin or a whor3?

humilitypays:
Its not a mumbo jumbo like you think


If you haven't experienced it, people like us have.


There are some ladies that once you are dating them or making them happy or married to them or giving them gifts, you will be prospering easily whereas some once you start dating them or marry them or have something to do with them, road will start blocking for you. I am a living witness.



Wise men marry based on this observation. Once they start dating you and notice things started becoming difficult for them, no matter how beautiful or good you are as a lady, they will never marry you. Many men abandoned ladies they wanted to marry because of this without telling them.



Be wise, life is deeper than you think

Let those who have ears listen.

fyzaila:
You had to create a whole thread on something that is no business of yours. Why are you pained? Is the benevolence guy your brother? That you're here taking panadol ontop his headache.

Some people are naturally kind.

I'm not pained. I'm only trying to give girls sense. Actually, I feel sorry for ignorant girls that's why I created the thread.
I don't have business with the guy. My concern is for the lady. She herself had a feeling that something is wrong.
Note how she boldly asked if she's in trouble. That's to tell you that trouble is lurking in her corner.

eazzzy1:
This is some spiritual mumbo jumbo you came up with to scare her from receiving unsolicited gifts. If this is how it works why do we call guys who give ladies money simps? They should be called investors.

The person who has the glory isn’t using it to get rich but some guy who doesn’t know what to do with money is the one using the glory. Who says she’s the only one he’s giving money to?

From the way she kept referring to him as man, you know there’s quite an age gap, it’s possible the guy sees her as a younger sister and she’s the one misinterpreting his intentions.

Some men identify her type of woman and drain them. Fear man ooo. You think people do things anyhow? Dey play.