₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:
There's nothing as traumatic as being born in Nigeria.

Shut the fvck up!

dontrulee:
It's possible.
In Yoruba they're referred to as Akudaya

And their girls can fvck ehhhh. Sex with spirit is mind blowing. My god! It is so so gooooood. Really guuuuuuuuuud. Chai!!!!

Quintessence44:
I notice our leaders don't wear Agbada much again these days.

Just this long robe.

Na wetin dey reign now?

Islamization Na him dey happen. Mumu.

Jagaban and Shettima are making waves everywhere but
Obi just dey cry upandan.

He finally laboured in vain.
Idiot.

Shelter100:
Not enough sufficient grounds.

Hmmmm. You see things differently.

Anny69:
Do you want to convert it into money for us?

Help ask that insecure insect called fadilaMaikirki

Shelter100:
Hi

Which state are you chatting from?

GOATandYAMtheory:
The problem is, your time may never come

Shut up!
If Obama can rule America, an Igbo man will rule Nigeria.

SpatialKing:
Congratulations

Government of Yorubas by Yorubas and for Yorubas

Na dia turn. Let them breathe.

When Buhari filled every ministry with Fulani, what did you say? Ewu.
We Igbos will wait our turn and when it comes, let no bastard complain.

I repeat, it's Yoruba's turn, let them breathe!

Shelter100:
Call the fireservice

Hello

bro4u:
Nice one. Lalong really show plateau shege, no development, no road,, that man is a wicked Fulani @ss licker who lives in Abuja and govern Plateau from there., coupled with acting as the campaign DG of APC( a Muslim Muslim ticket Plateau is totally against of ). But today that same Lalong rejected by his people is the Labour minister,,, I wonder what he has to offer in such sensitive position

If not for Baba Jang I wonder how Plateau would have looked like

The same plateau people rejected Jang during his tenure. They never appreciated him until lalong came and show them shege. Now the foolish plateau people know that only Jang and his godsons (e.g Caleb ) have them in mind for good.

Holluwhakemmy:
see your life outside sorry for your loss

Thanks darling.

Holluwhakemmy:
someone else will disflower all your daughters and marry another one.

Why e dey pain you like this?
No blame anybody for your inability to keep a man.

I heard everyone in plateau state now wears a touch of green.

Kudos to Caleb.
His mother was a virgin when she met his father. No wonder he wins everywhere.

If you want a bright future for your children, fvck any girl you want but never have a baby or marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

Reelz:
use a fire blanket to cover it up.. it prevents oxygen from the fire.

Fire blanket?
There's a thing like fire blanket?
I thought Peter obi was the only mistake in Nigeria until you commented.

Purvan:
Who TF uses gas in their room??

When I was in uni , na that green stove my mama been buy for me


On Sunday after cooking rice , all body go be like burnt offering

Even 12 year olds use cooking gas in their school these days. Things have significantly changed my son.

IconicR:
I will run away and look for any man around to come and handle the situation

Look at your face.

IconicR:
You didn't write anything

You don't use to calm down that's why. Be calming down.

@nlfpmod

Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

They should not give a man who will be kissing them on the field oooo.
Anyways, it's not like the girls are virgins sef.

They should give anybody abeg. Whether a fvcker,a pastor or an imam. All Tinubu wants is good performance from the falcons.

You go explain tire but still no evidence.

On this thread, una go explain tire but still no evidence.

ibinaboonline:
Including your crippled aunt? What is wrong with you, this guy?

You lack understanding.

He can simply take a photograph of the bedsheet with an iphone which can record the date and time on the picture.

Timoleon:
Wetin dem do you?

They are all evil and a bunch of misfortune.

Man no wan explain cus no evidence.

No matter how hard this country gets, I will never assist my family.

Abifarin16:
It will not work.

You should be everything to your babe. Male friend, bestie and boyfriend, advicer general, confidante. There shouldn't be any room for another guy to make her happier than you.

If you see 2025 call me a bastard.
You can never live long trying to be everything to a Nigerian woman.
Like I said, if you see 2025 in good health, call me a bastard.

She would have used you and still dump you op.
A woman who left you hanging does not respect you. A woman who doesn't respect you is fvcking another guy while you're waiting for her.
It is how they manipulate guys.
Praise heaven you broke up with her.

Let your next girl know that respect is love.

She's expired.