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Tayorshd87:
Guess u are a victim already ba 😜

House help pvssy dey sweet mhennn.
When a woman has cleaned the house, cooked the food, washed herself and give you pvssy. My goodness! That pvssy go hold you well well and her ass go warm you like chimney.
She will give you the pvssy with respect. You go dey fvck her and she go dey try make sure say you're satisfied.
Fvck your househelp today!

Tinubu till 2031.

Nazgul:
The store lost $200

$100 theft (the man in question stole)

$100 goods the man bought.

You're not wise at all.

He stolen 100 bucks.

BoldBrainz:
I'm really starting to dislike this Benue State governor. All he has been doing since he resumed that office is blaming everyone for everything and hardly taking responsibility as a leader.

I don't want to believe he's going to be another mistake that Benue people are going to rue and regret.

Shut up!

Five fresh pvssies for bandits.

Anyways, no need to pray for their return since they're not even virgins.
It's a loss to the bandits sef.

For good sex, fvck single mothers. Those women have sweet toto.

For marriage, find a virgin else you will regret ever getting married.

This Atiku girlfriend is still talking after losing hopelessly in PEPT.
Look at his stupid mouth in his stupid face on his stupid neck.
Useless failure.

Jagaban till 2031.
🇳🇬.

The only female baller that gets my dick hard. I can cum in this girl five times a day. . Other female ballers look like men Tueh.

Ballzproblem2:
probably you got banned in a particular section of nairaland, not all round banning

One bottle of COVID-19 for you.

smileyoo:
lol. even if you are right with your assertion about this man, for airing his own opinion, both of you are almost saying the same thing that ; most nigerians are not living up to their full potential because their nation - Nigeria is not useful to them, especially in the pursuit of their life - goals.
can you honestly explain what nigerian masses are benefiting from their nation.
only the ruling class is benefiting from the wrong governance of the contraption called Nigeria.

Faposky95:
Your statement buttresses his submission. Rather, give solace than continue in the so called uselessness

So you guys are saying he is useless because his nation is useless?

I don't blame you.

Dirty Pvssy hinders prayers. True or false?

Creativity22:
No, he will be embarrased out of office

Which color of weed did you smoke to see such things?

You want me to read this long epistle because of Nigeria? You must be joking.

Creativity22:
Unfortunately criminals like your master can only win court cases in Nigeria. He has lost two court cases in united states against atiku. You may have had your way with pept. But many days for the thief, but one day for the owner. Trust me, it will surely not end well for tinubu.

Maybe, maybe not. But anything that will happen to him (Tinubu) will be after eight years.
Before then, shut the fvck up!

Creativity22:
That it will be proven beyound reasonable doubts that tinubu is a criminal and a shameless forger. He will be embarrassed world wide. Mynd44 will not like what will happen on monday.

Let me tell you a simple truth.
Atiku can not unseated Tinubu and Obi is too foolish to be Nigeria's president in this era.
So you can see that your tears have a long way to flow.

Seun and his boys banned me but I can still comment.
I think I am liking nairaland.


Anyways, my question is this:
It is the last day of September, what are you grateful for?

@nlfpmod

Throwback:
Dave Umahi is Igbo.

The person addressing the crowd and the Minister is speaking with a Yoruba intonation.

The person from the crowd who retorted "teach him very well" spoke with Igbo intonation.

My drift is that the civil service is nationally useless, and would frustrate anyone who comes in as a reformer.

I am certain that they are also already planning how to limit the "excesses" of the Interior Minister who wants government agencies to be efficient and eliminate corruption.

This is part of the reason Wike fired all the heads of agencies in the FCT so he can rejig them with those who can help him deliver on his agenda.

With the current Civil Service, this country will never move forward, rather it will keep moving backwards.

If you don't like them, you can go and commit suicide.
Nothing will change. Nigeria is one. Even your father can't change that.

Rokiat:
Don’t marry for love never marry for stability lifestyle and money and grow in love.

That is the single best advice I can give any woman.

To put my theory to test just do this simple imaginary test.


Think 10 years down with this person you married for love but they don’t have money.

After even 5 years you done have all the conversations make all the love try all the sex styles kids have now come reality have set in, this is why most people grow resentment in their marriages because they married for love only love is never and will never be enough ever.

Are you married?

Akwa Ibom women generally have wide toto.
Don't say you didn't hear ooo.

simfrost90210:
A quick one!

What happens to them if peradventure, they get divorced in the marriage and never get back together due to very serious damages?

THEY ARE DOOMED!
That's why a woman should never ever try to divorce her husband. She must carefully make the right choice and stick to that choice FOR BETTER or for worse.

Negroid001:
Carry your joblessness comot here. Wetin concern the post with your bitter comment.

Are you a virgin?

Virginity has nothing to do with men. No hymen underneath man.
However, it's the most important thing in a woman. However takes it from her is forever engraved in her heart.
If you married a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men, you daughters will be fvcked by many guys too before they marry ( that's if they ever marry).

This is why my mom and all my sisters married as a virgin.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Getting to 4month in office, Yet mr balablu has no achievement

If you could do it better, contest for Presidency.
You can't even win as the head of your family, you're here talking trash about the president of Nigeria. If we put you in that office, you won't last a minute. Idiot.


If the tenure of Tinubu is annoying you, go and get a rope and commit suicide. You can't remove him. Your father can not remove him. You mother's smelly pvssy can not remove him. Nothing your generation can do than to rant only. Ndi iberibe. Oyinoshi.

Who is the president of Taiwan?

Possible reasons:

1. She claimed hard-to-get for too long and he later discovers that she's not worth the stress.

2. He knew she wasn't a virgin when he met her. So he lost interest in her deformity.

3. Most women allow child birth to deform them; belly becomes big, face becomes undoctored, shape competes with that of amoeba etc. Come on, who wouldn't lose interest and change towards such a careless woman?

4. Many women reduce the love and care they give to their husbands and pour all on the children. Shame!

5. Some women begin to give excuse for sex. "My vagina has not healed" etc.

6. Some women start to cheat after child birth thinking they have hooked the husband with a baby and he can't do anything (e go shock you)

7. Many women becomes dirty after having a baby. They give so much time to the parasitic bastard that they forget themselves. Nonsense.
Who would want to love a woman who smells like corpse? Nonsense women of 21st century.
The women of 1870s and 1880s are the best. These current generation women are nothing but a waste of sperm.

Her pvssy go clean and her boobs big. How person fit fvck her small?