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See the old hags these bandit went to kidnap.
One will think the girls are fresh beautiful pvssies which can give great sexual pleasures not knowing that they're a bunch of expired pvssies.

Army should have left them in the kidnapper's den.

Modified: No one should quote me again.
They are the bandits and the bandits are them. It's a family affair.

siofra:
This is incelish thinking.

You're an incel.

No sweetheart. We like the idea of having a woman but what we despise is having a woman without having means to take care of her.
How can you be chasing girls with the money your parents struggled to give you?
How can you give girls your time while your academics/ business suffer?
How can you have no stable means of income and you're fvcking anything in skirts?

How can you be a jobless boy and be cumming in vaginas? What if she gets pregnant. Will you be able to raise the child?

Women are wonderful and they bring great pleasure. You work before pleasure.

segdan:
Why must u be stupid b4 a girl will like u

... because those vaginas don't want a man who knows his self worth.

Once you know you're the trophy, they will avoid you on the ground that you're too proud. They want a simp. A man they can turn within their fingers.

RevolverOcelot:
Op please who made you judge of stupidity? Do you think you're perfect?

Common sense!

Is it wise to bake your hand in oven instead of the dough?

Is it powered by Android go edition?

This snake is going to front page.

Westerhoffe:

This thread is full of roastings… Mods need to remove it before war breaks out on Naitaland.

Come first, when did you join nairaland that you're talking.

Look at this alligator.

Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

VinnyBaba:
This OP.

A Misogynist and Agbadorian MISCREANT @the same time. 🙁😕

Very YEYE Boy! 😒😕

If thunder without boxers locate you now, you will say people are wicked.

Rayban25:
Jeromestarks aka meobizy aka finallybusy
The best advice anyone would give you here is to make yourself useful to yourself and others. If majority of nairalanders have to be saying the same thing everytime you're more useless than you know. Daalu

Calm down.
Reason this thing.
Do those guys in your neighbourhood who have many girls look or sound intelligent to you?
Check am.
Many of them lack real ideals.

Rayban25:
Co sign.

E still tag mod thinking they have his time

You sound like guy A.

Ikennaford:
OP is more useless than the characters in his short drama,no offense

You're a chicken.

1. Money (this one needs no explanation).

2. Foolishness.
We personally think that the more foolish you're, the more attractive you're to girls.
There are two guys in my neighbourhood. Both are guys who are still studying and have no money; their parents are just average earners.
Guy A. is very stupid. I mean, the kind of stupidity that you will leave your house to go and stay in someone else's house for 10 hours. The kind of stupidity that will make you buy a Jean of 15k while you have 14k in your account. You know that kind stupidity right?

Guy B. is very smart. I mean, the Kind of smart that you will invest your time in studying for your exams, reading good books. E.g books on financial management, Gospel, etc.

Guy A. has many girls while guy B. has no time for girls. You always see him walk alone with his smart phone and airbuds.
Guy A. has no phone. He can't even transport himself; always begging his mother for transport fare but guy B. looks more comfortable, has his automobile and looks healthier.

Note: It's not about looks as both are not ugly. Nobody is ugly in fact.

In conclusion, the more stupid you're, the more attractive you're to girls.
@nlfpmod

He's gone.

naija4life247:
You need psychiatric evaluation. Is it Jesus that told your Catholic Priests to be sleeping with boys and impregnating Reverend sisters?

Shut up!

Look at his forehead. Religious hypocrite.

Do you know that muslims are running away from Afghanistan?
That's a country which is 100% muslim.

Every true muslim knows that there is no life outside Christ!

Jesus is the only way to heaven and to peace on earth.

From today henceforth, anyone who post anything about Mohbad's death will not make heaven and will suffer here on earth.

What is the big deal about one stupid drug addict dying? Is he the first to die? Is he the first to be murdered?
People die everyday in the East. People die in scores in the North. People die every minute in hospital. But you fools did not post them or protest their death. You gather your strength to post and sympathize with a boy who sort early glory and die in the course.
I pity those idiotic protesters. You did not protest the killings in Plateau state. You did not protest the massacre in Kaduna. You did not protest the killings in Benue which has left many homeless and has hindered many from going to farm. You did not protest the killings in the South East perpetrated by the deadly IPOB. You did not protest the damages Fulani headsmen are doing daily even in the South West. You did not protest the death of teenagers bullied (to death) in secondary schools. You did not protest the killings of innocent citizens (who are going about their lawful hustle) by bandits. You did not protest the release of Chibok girls but can you foolishly gather to protest the death of an unknown, suicidal, glory- seeking, drugs addict who has contributed nothing to your family. Nonsense!

Can't you reason? Can't you think?
Many people don't even know the useless boy but some of you got under the spell to popularize him.

If you value the lives of your parents and your loved ones, desist from celebrating the boy's death else you trade your glory for his people.

After this post, whosoever post about him again will face the suffering the boy tried to escape.
I have spoken.

pleasureosondu:
A Short Story.

I came to Abuja for the National Youth Service Corps program in 2017 from Benin City, Edo state. My PPA was Ministry of Information, Radio House, Garki but I was living in Gwagwalada. Well, I saw a business opportunity - selling female footwears- and I invested with the money I had along with the #19,800 salary I received as a corp member and business was all good.

However, between late 2021 till 2023, there was a significant increase in the prices of the goods I was selling and it affected my purchasing power. Worst still, sales dropped drastically, making it difficult to pay basic bills like rent. In addition to other unstated factors, I decided to close the business.

Small and Medium Enterprises (sme) like mine will struggle to stay afloat if favorable economic policies aren't created and initiated by the government.

So, I need a job. For the past three weeks, I temporarily drove on e-hailing platforms like Bolt, Indrive and Rida to support myself. The deal has ended and I've returned the car to it's owner. I'm open to car rental or hire purchase deal.

First and Sec Pics is my shop in Gwagwalada Market.

Third pic is my Bolt driver app.

Please, I'm a graduate from the University Of Benin, Edo state with a B.A in International Studies and Diplomacy.

Seun
Mynd44

When your business was going well you're happily fvcking girls, chasing women, smoking loud. Then who did you tell?
Now you're out of business, you're now complaining and vomiting trash.
Thank god you're out of business. Nonsense.
Don't blame any government or the economy. Blame your stupidity. May you never rise again.

Austindark:
This is the main problem. This should be a reason to protest.

But the Nigerian youths are now allowing themselves to be distracted by Naira Marley's
alleged involvement in Mohbad's death and the politicians will exploit it.

When you see Politicians showing sudden sympathy, just know that they stand to profit something in whatever way.

Protest na. You go die like chicken. Shet you no get sense. Ewu.

Evestar200:
You people have time oo

I can't be angry about people not sending me birthday texts or posting me because I don't even that.

The highest I can do is to like your post on Facebook or Instagram without comments.

You're a chicken

OneCandleAway:
Urs your family that will commut suicide. Don't ever bring that dirty kind of talk towards me again. Idiat

Tinubu is my leader. If it annoys you, commit suicide.
It's prostitutes that talk the way you talk - "don't ever...to me again"
Words of a mentally challenged girl or a foolish woman.

OneCandleAway:
Optics aren't good.

Some leaders will just be wondering what kind of people vote fir such an outdated old man to lead them.

Whine and cry like a baby all day, I am going to serve Tinubu.
If you don't like that idea, you can commit suicide.

I told that flat headed Obi that Jagaban is not his mate, he said he must contest with him.
Now look at where Jagaban is and look at where he is.

Parizz:
hi, advice me. I met this SA gal on facebook. She's young and okay. We've been chatting on whatsapp and its going on well. Should i continue with her?

Keep chatting with her for now.
Unfriend her on Facebook and add some of her friends who have liked her photos. Chat them up and ask them confidential questions/ information about your girl.
Dig deep. Make sure you ask those friends about her. That's one way to go FBI on a girl.
Ask her same questions you asked her friends. If you discover any form of lie, keep her at arms length and never develop any true feelings for her. Just use her to cash in.

If she's sincere in all angles, invest in her a little more. Give her time. Support her emotionally but don't do monetary support for now. Confess your love for her and arrange how you will meet. Try to follow her vibes. If she's feeling you, feel her too and continue the wooing.
Don't forget to ask about her past relationships and what lead to the break ups. Learn from everything she says. See if she's a selfish person or not. Watch out for manipulative moves.


Finally, never start what you can not do till the end. For insurance, If you can't call her everyday, do not start it.

Ride on son.

englishmart:
Factos, bro. Facts only. They should remain with those married men they dissed us for

Gbamsolutely.

But this Op wuked .
We don't care what does old vaginas say, we will marry a very young and succulent woman who is with 18 - 22.

No woman above 23 will retire into our home. Heaven punish them for misusing their pvssies.
Once she's above 23 and not a virgin, we will fvck and fvck her pvssy then we will let her go when we are tired of her overused pvssy.

Foolish politician.

mmadu5:
Average Nigerian g|rl truly believe in her heart that dating a guy who isn’t financially stable is a huge sacrifice.
.

You're a stupid boy.

You want to date a girl. Fvck her. Impregnate her and have a baby all while you're broke?
Don't you know that dating should lead to marriage? That's what it should be if not for idiots like you who have turned dating into a fvcking game.

A good woman should weigh your finances before allowing you to cum inside her so that the world will have less poverty stricken children.

In fact, if you can't feed yourself, your girl and the unborn baby (ies), you shouldn't have erection at all.

Sit down and think about the nonsense you posted then come back and modify it. Useless boy.
Somebody suppose give you correct beating Infront of your mama.

Anyway, no need to blame you. Na the stupid girls wey don dey fvck since ss2 you wan sacrifice your money for?
If you find a virgin girl, there's nothing wrong in taking care of her while you deep your peniis inside her and release.
But once she's not a virgin, just fvck her and let her irresponsible father take care of her.

Revolution2022:
You are buying a litre of fuel for ₦700 a litre.A dollar is approaching ₦1000.You say Tinubu is better than Atiku and Obi
Was it not the same Tinubu that sponsored a protest against Jonathan for the same subsidy removal and rise in the exchange of the Naira to the dollar?
Are you happy with the way he ruin the country?

YES!
We happy with the way the country is.
If you're angry, commit suicide.

Let's tell ourselves the truth. Tinubu is far better than Obi and Atiku combined.

House helps dress more sexy than house wives.

House helps have tighter pvssy than house wives (once your wife isn't a virgin when you met her, she can't sexually satisfy you. There's no joy in eating stale food).

House helps are usually calmer (wives think they have the ring so they can do anyhow)

House helps help . So they deserve to be helped ( with gbola of course).

Most house helps are younger than their madam ( women are best consumed when young. They younger - 18/23- the girl, the more satisfying her pvssy).

Finally, sex is sweetest when you have it with a fellow criminal.


Modified:
House help pvssy dey sweet mhennn.
When a woman has cleaned the house, cooked the food, washed herself and give you pvssy. My goodness! That pvssy go hold you well well and her ass go warm you like chimney.
She will give you the pvssy with respect. You go dey fvck her and she go dey try make sure say you're satisfied.
Fvck your househelp today and say bye bye to boring sex life.