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Very Bad.

Bango!!!!!!!!!! My 190th post on Nairaland.

Oshey!

I thought he said beautiful

They can't do it. Those lazy set of people always leave the job to be done by we men! ...... For their ugly mind, they'd be like; ' what if I make a move and he says no, omo my own don finish be that ooo'.

I want that Lady!

What is this? Are you depressed?

They look dead to me!

Bet warrisdis?

How on this bloody earth can that be possible? Why would a guy be seducing a lady It ought to be the other way round.

Cut it out, its obvious you don't luff him.

He's Ok na. The question I just want to ask is that; did someone helped you to hold your head??

Is it possible to be in school without writing exams Fix it! If you ain't ready for relationship, back out.

I saw one too yesterday, she is short and stunted with 4 tubers of yam apiece on her leg. I HATE LADIES WITH YAM LEGS.... #HONESTLY ladies are meant to be sexy not intimidating

Ladystewie: LWKMD

what's the meaning?

Houseofglam7: What's with the hair?
Your barber died?

Nope, he'd contracted Ebola Virus so, I dont want him to corrupt me.

s3nn2x: hmmmm!
Do I see grey hair?
Nice picture tho

Grey ke?

rozzay: Umu nwatakilia ju ne ebe ahu. Smh

what does this mean

Tymax: Guy, can you withstand what is coming to you?

what

Dygeasy: For your mind

I'm telling yo.

MANGAM: Then load more photo and am not a niqqa

No way. Loading more photo doesn't use WATER, if you know what I mean.

MANGAM: U want start wetin u no fit finish

Trust me niqqa, I gat this!

Just rate and like IF you wish.

Before opening this thread, I knew this never happened in Nigeria.

I love this.

What about rigging of election?

REPORT THE EFFECT OF "EBOLA" IN UR
AREA.
IN one AREA
* Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest
they give nowadays is 45` instead of the
normal 360`.
* Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow
guys instead they throw way salutes like
soldiers.(Na their fault?)
* People now wear long sleave sweaters,
headcovers, and trousers while entering
buses and taxi no matter how hot the
weather is.. (See as Naija take turn Europe
o)..
* Neighbours, even family members become
suspects at the slightest sign of illness..(the
one wey nearly make my neighbour go call
health officers for me because say I sneeze 2
times today).
* You take a girl out for dinner, drive her
back to her house, walk her to the door-
step, she leaves you,walks to her door, open
it, waves at you and throw a goodnight kiss
at you (if you like catch am).
* The aboki that sells suya beside our house
dey chop Him suya himself these days
because even the suya is a suspect (Who
wan die?)
* Nigeria Police don't arrest People by
Themselves anymore, if You commit any
Crime just do the arresting by Yourself.(Just
Handcuff yourself come station, use ur hand
by seelf enter Cell)
* My friend is no longer dating our
Neighbor's Daughter called BOLA
* YORUBA People in My Area now greet EKU
EBOLA O.(I dey answer them EKU BACK TO
SENDER). Good day fellaz

I was here!

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Warrisdis We are busy dealing with Ebola Virus, these Idiots are busy producing oil? when all of una die finish, we go see how you go take export ya dirty oil or better still, overtaking WE giant!

My 160th post on Nairaland.