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FarmTech: you wanted to shout Jesus but u dont want to fall ur hand in front of the babe. So you are more concious of a babe than Jesus? That means that satan or anyone can easily get u thru fine babes. You really need to build ur faith.

Ok, noted! #wobbleshandsonface

IdyRaph: Hey...m new here,i dnt knw hw to send e-mail to oda pple here,pls can someone help me out?

U need to follow the person u intend sending a mail too. The person should follow u too! I received ur mail and I've followed u.

I eat 'Okele' with fork

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t] see that Bermuda triangle, fresh fish[/quote]kai!!!! You never change!

Next time, watch where to take pictures . The background is wacky!!

And I'm kinda suspecting this Op, Mike=Mikhe..... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Big4wig: A Togolese with yoruba name,since u left arsenal oga me no dey gbadu u again

Yes, the mumu now customized the name by putting ''r'' at the end #comebackhome

Phamoxy: Op u forgot to add dat we shud do away wit girls.

Yes oo, they can drain guys in seconds instead of a month.

jimino: OP. Pls hw old r u?

What for?

Kingauthur: This guy is an embodiment of hatred and tribalism. His type stinks.
May you not die before you time

Exactly

Haaaaaaa... People no dey sleep

[quote author=first-courage]:PFuni talk c mumu dey form fear[/quote]

Both.... But personally, I prefer boy!

Why are some people so rigid and bias?? . #iJoshy

slimyem: What is this?

Person maga u for change na I'm u call experience?

liloelawwal: u be complete mugu
Is lyk u were born n bred in banana iceland
D guy ws jst a beger!!!

I wish you were there

Anytime I think about the scenario, I laugh and just shake my head. It was Christmas week and I went visiting my Uncle who stays in Ibadan. On 23 December, my uncle gave me some documents to get them photocopied. It's a known fact and no news that my uncle is the very stingy type. He calculated all I would spend and he made sure I won't be left with no change, imagine? .

Anyways, in no time, I was on bike and I arrived my destination. I alighted from the bike and went to the shop where I will get those document photocopied! But as I was going, I noticed something strange frm afar. It was a man dressed in red clothe with something in his hand. I watched him for some time and I noticed he was conversing with people he sees on the road. I walked very fast cos I was scared. When I asked those people in shop what the man was doing, they said he's a native doctor and that he collects money frm people whenever Christmas is near.

I could hardly swallow my saliva cos I was scared. I have never seen a native doctor except in films, let alone conversing with one. When he was close to the shop I was, I could clearly see he's got a horn with him. The horn is wielded with red and black cloth. I wanted to run at first but I saw a lady beside me, I noticed she wasn't as nervous or agitated like I was. This boosted my confidence and I decided to stay! . The native doc got to the shop I was and stopped...... Ghen ghen!!

Seriously, I was standing but 'dead' and buried in fear. I don't know maybe because of the supra canvas I wore or my nice outfit, he approached me. They've already told me the native doc approaches those he sees as rich people. Because if you see me that day ehn, u go confuse me with dangote's son #fact . So, he pointed the horn to me and said money. I initially wanted to rebuke him by calling Jesus but I never wanted to fall my own hands infront of the babe, I kept quiet and hoped for the 'worst' . I handed him 1 hundred naira. He collected it, looked at me and further pointed the ugly horn at me, he kept on saying money!

When I noticed he was going to touch me with his ugly horn, I moved back. I started to empty my pocket, swearing that the 1 hundred naira was all I had on me he danced and left... Phewww, that was close, I thought in my mind. Those I met in the shop laughed @ me that I was doing like a weakly! I too was laughing but my legs were shaking...... I left the shop and trekked home. I got home and never uttered any word to my uncle. He ignorantly asked, ''why were you that late?'' I said people were too many that we'all had to queue. A very stingy man he is

Of the same gender, YES. Otherwise, NO. #simple but I don't do it

Show me a guy that hates seduction and i'll show you a liar!!

Marry both of them then! Ase

Meaning?

6cence:

Mindependent: Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later.

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own

This one is a räpist guys, be careful of mami-water-looking gals

Mindependent: Sorry I don't remember every tom jerrick and Harry that tries to get in my pants

Pants? What am I saying what is she saying Don't tell me you'v started drinking again this new year! This moniker should help *strauskhan* and if it doesn't, see ur native doctor asap #iJoshy

Mindependent: Hahaha, if only you knew
In reality I could be your boss and you my driver but no one would even know. Nairaland dey break barriers sha. Nas why you get balls

Lol....oya sorry Still remember the guy that wanna compliment u by force? *dats me* Should I go on?

Mindependent: You that now have job, wetin you dey do dey comment for here ehn?

You need to change ur poverty mentality! I'll help ya pretend you've got class #poka

I laugh in russia

S.m.H........ I don't blame you, I blame ur governor! See what lack of employment causes

SugaryBelle: lol,you dey crase o,persin never see you thing b4?

yep, its sooo sacred

Rudebwoy: Ok OP, repent now that you are sane, give your life to Christ before it's too late. This is new year, make good use of your time and life. A word is enough for the wise!

Rudebwoy has repented, but to change the moniker na wahala!

Liked

tellwisdom: Bro, drink otapiapia and pretend you are dead. She no go reason the matter

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tosan200: Go to her place and call her out,you would say "since you've seen my ding din dong let me also take a look at your fi fin front"
SEFINI

SugaryBelle: Lmao.Op just go to her house and demand to also see her 'thing' since she has seen yours.

you kidding me??

I said it .....I saw one of her stewpid friends today! She saw me and started smiling for nothing this geh has killed me alive.......