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Newkidoo: Are you just showing a girl your pr**ck for the first time! why don't u cool down! she no snap am? or did she?

Nah, she didn't!

njuwo: You need advise, oya change the topic first. Yes, i has happened na english abi modern chinese

Done

Pelummy:

Oya advise...

I'm soooooo mad at myself and there's no better place to pour out or to display my anger than on Nairaland the stewpid scenario happened just 3 hours ago! What the hell is she looking for @ that moment


This is a chick I normally form for! We attend the same church and both of our parents are like friends. I don't use to greet her cos she's arrogant and she eavesdrops(olofofo)! bet she's beaurifool



Nobody was at home and I was feeling heat! I took off the clothe on me and i'm left with one tight boxer. I slept on the chair with my legs wide open, I was enjoying the fan!

I made one fo.olish mistake of not locking the gate. She then, without knocking, came inside the house. she knocked the entrance door and b4 I could utter a word, she came in! Sighting her, I jumped up frm the chair and stood there like a statue.... We stared into each other's face for like 5 seconds........*i juss stand there like mumu, dumbfounded* she laughed and went out! I don't know the next thing to do as I went inside my room, came back, went inside the toilet and back to my room! I put on my clothe and came back to the parlour! I fear this girl die... She's the type that love gist..... She just go dey gist her mumu friends say she don see my tin (cos it protruded out of that tight boxer) wat should I do... Abi I should quickly go toast am ni? abeg guys advise me ooooo b4 ah commit suicide

This OP is CK :-]

Seriously OP, If I make a move and she gives me a negative result! Na ur head ah go use decorate my shrine

Inflation of booty

SugaryBelle: My booty is too big,i don't want to distract worshipers.

Oh lawd!!!! good reason!!!! But we have godly dance na

Let me say about 64% of people in church seldom dance during praise worship (Cherubim and Seraphim excluded )! I don't really know the cause to this. Do you?

rill: Ok now i tink I'm gonna make my own video, dancing naked.
*removes boxer*
*exits thread*

.....and his madness begins

I've never come across such girls! I walk with decent girls!

The victim is not complaining! What's ur stress OP?? but I'm seeing something oooo













































































































#ukwu!!!

coolandcute: I simply asked for an advice and you this bastard has nothing to offer as an advice but all u could do is to make false claims?u know what I can give you my facebook account,my twitter account,my instagram account even my normal email account if you want just to proof that I don't know the guy,u can use google,or if u have a good hacking skills or you can even ask one of the admin of nairaland or any other means that u can use to proof that am the same person with him and post the evidence here for people to see it and know if ur claim is true or not,if you can't do that then just shut up your mouth and stop saying what u don't know.

mumu! Renowned liar! You don't need to write me an essay to prove ur personality or identity to me! It even shows ur lying, JK!!!!

Believe me, the best way to rise to ''fame'' on nairaland is to embark on a very entertaining madness

...............andy is sick...........

I grabb, leavestory and coolandcute, same person! Attention craver!!! Dispute me make I sound you

Negative!

That is not true! 97% of all girls, cute or otherwise, would gladly and with no second thought jump on cute guys! Dispute me make I sound you #IamaLivingTestimony

gluv01: It's called "wet kiss", meaning every single piece of the mouth and it's corners have to be wet

Try this with me and get a straight red card!

Stark illiterates!!!! This is called aggressive kissing! Very soon, they'll stop kissing and start fighting!

Wow!!! I love the father's courage and braveness!!!! For I know, none of u potential or acting father(s) here can do that!!! Dispute me make I sound you

This is soo true!! From experience(s)

She wrote an open letter to me on facebook, tagged lots of people! They begged patience outta me!!! buh I never accepted her back..... Such an arrogant biaaatch

I once chose to love and the relationship never lasted! So, I'll just wait patiently to fall in love and not CHOOSE to love.

Poster sounds dejected, demented, deranged, downcasted, displaced, dilapidated and defused!!! no offence #iJoshy

OP, it's ur food oo. Although I'm also a boy, explain why men would av to pay whores after sleeping with them since they both ''enjoyed'' it? If sex isn't overrated by we men, you shouldn't pay those harlots!!


#iJoshy

The KK is the worst! I hate it!

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Simple.. Cos they are so 'nice' and, I guess, stewpid to tie their man down...... #poker!

Prince looking fresh buh the lady