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Business / Re: Forex Trading Alerts - Season 16 by jerryfunky(m): 3:12pm On Sep 06, 2016
Pipsbasketing:
Yes bro, I did last Friday with a monthly profit of about 280% (which was far more than the minimum required 20% monthly return

I started another basket fillings last market open (Sunday, 10PM) and currently on about 188.00 pips




Sorry bro for badging into u like dis?
Am strongly interested in forex trading but i really dont know how to go about it as i am a BIG NOVICE in the field
but i really want to learning it

following ur comments i would prefer u give me a total insight into dis

Thanks a million....

Sorry for badging into u like dis once more?

my mail:- jobiagha@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Erigga Vs Falz Whos Better? by jerryfunky(m): 2:38pm On Sep 06, 2016
for me Erigga lyrics are dope, funny and above all so so so RAW.....that he doesnt care who it affects...he's just been REAL but in the STREET Way

Falz on the other side i like his Accent and creativity....

But i will go with Erigga.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Oo!!! What's Your Take On This? (photos) by jerryfunky(m): 2:10pm On Sep 06, 2016
where is mark ooooo come and see dis?
Celebrities / Re: If They Didn't Do This.. They Wouldn't Have Been Famous Or Sucessful by jerryfunky(m): 1:28pm On Aug 19, 2016
NOTED
Romance / Re: Why Are Handsome Guys Always Single by jerryfunky(m): 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2016
Tomaxzyn1:
Coz most baes fink he's too hot to be single nd probably lying bou his relationship status.
None of dem wanna take the risk of endin up a side chic

u just hit it.......

fuckingly a big iss
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Muslim Man Infuriated & frustrated after learning the truth about his religion by jerryfunky(m): 4:33pm On Jul 19, 2016
Okd1:


I was able to extract the file an convert it to pdf version an opened a new thread with my other moniker with the link to download your own copy.
https://www.nairaland.com/3234271/people-vs-muhammad-psychological-analysis



my bosom friend and colleague am so in need of the book..every link i click is either removed or deleted...please send to my mail i will so appreciate it bro....thanks

jobiagha@gmail.com
jero4top@yahoo.com


send to any or both....i so desperately need it..thanks in anticipation.
Celebrities / Re: How I Make 50-100 Dollars Daily And How Anyone Can Do The Same ( Free E Book) by jerryfunky(m): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2016
hmmmmm............hmmmmm..................hmmmmm

how many times did i hmmmmmm........?
Phone/Internet Market / Re: My Experience Using The Tecno Camon C9 + Few Spec And Official Price by jerryfunky(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2016
bobo65:
On a serious note
There is nothing superb about this phones front camera just like c8

I took this picture with gionee s plus front camera in a place with not as much light exposure as d Op first pic


baba longest time how far you?
Romance / Re: I Have Been straffing A Married Woman Now I Want To Stop But She Refused, Help by jerryfunky(m): 5:15pm On May 22, 2016
I could only notice how big ur lips is.....maybe excessive CUNT sucking caused it......keep it up bro......when U are tired U must know.......
Romance / Re: Should I Or Shouldnt I 'plz''? by jerryfunky(m): 4:51pm On May 22, 2016
lol......u really don't have to tell ur oga...... he absolutely might not believe u......instead it will turn around against u.......better still pray more and always caution her if she tries that again........

or u could just tell ur madam that u are really getting fed up with staying at home.......that u are ready to quit and go back to wherever u came from.....and hear what she say.........

it's obvious she wants to get down with u......either she wants it or maybe a set up.....JUST USE UR HEAD...... and pray......

if it persist talk to her closest friend who u know.....has respect for her and her husband not the one who wants to betray her.....GOD BE WITH U THO........

but am sure u on the contrary is not asking us here for permission to HIT HER......IF U HAVE SUCH PLANS........DEN U MIGHT LOSS WHAT U CAME 4....
Romance / Re: How To Hack Your Gf/bf Smartphone by jerryfunky(m): 4:04pm On May 19, 2016
the app no get name and besides its gonna be fun not knowing she hacked my fun and i hacked hers..............thats only if she has the guts to ask me to my Face.....
Romance / Re: Shocking! Hot Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female Orangutan Ape (Photo) by jerryfunky(m): 12:06pm On May 19, 2016


they are about to deliver the hybrid of a past Nigerian president.......remember I did not call names......
Romance / Re: Today Is World Pennis Day!!! by jerryfunky(m): 12:02pm On May 19, 2016
select ke....... hahahahahahahhh dey wait..... cryselect ke....... hahahahahahahhh dey wait.....
Celebrities / Re: God Forbid That- Praiz On Baby Mama Drama by jerryfunky(m): 9:57am On Mar 30, 2016
myfantasies:
No its not among the criteria
I was just making a comment
I don't like guys with beard, but praiz looks good wit it
Nd he looks masculine too grin



that's good dear....
Celebrities / Re: God Forbid That- Praiz On Baby Mama Drama by jerryfunky(m): 1:43am On Mar 30, 2016
[quote author=myfantasies post=44235322]Bros na comment i make, i no insult anybody, but u nairalanders have decided to make it ur hobby to insult even d most innocent comment

U r trying to make a comment, and i have seen it, thumbs up

Since i can't find a husband in my old age, just in case you have an old relative dat is looking for a second wife, let me know, i will really appreciate it ur efforts in helping look for a husband



hey bae chill.....it hasn't gotten to that yet.
Celebrities / Re: God Forbid That- Praiz On Baby Mama Drama by jerryfunky(m): 1:40am On Mar 30, 2016
myfantasies:
Tanks dear
But d same goes for u too grin


can I ask u? is beards among ur criteria for looking good?
if not....
then see more cute guys without beards...... u might really get w*t....(winks*)
Sports / Re: Oliseh Advises Siasia: “Egypt Not As Good As They Were Years Ago" by jerryfunky(m): 3:56pm On Feb 27, 2016
Balkan:
Igbos that are Igbos don't quit when faced with challenges. That's what makes Igbos that are Igbos. That your name is Okechukwu does not make you Igbo.

Long live Igbos that are Igbos
what is this one saying self.... all dis Ipob youth I wonder y u r poke nosing in our internal affairs
.
Business / Re: How Can I Triple 4million Naira In One Month In Nigeria? What Kind Of Business by jerryfunky(m): 4:08pm On Jan 09, 2016
dannyokec:
Invest in virtual foot ball league or forex trade

For good result use indicators. Google Vfl indicator best so far is realnaps indicator

For forex and binary use herculex and other good once as well


Google the software I started with 50k last year and am making at least 100k on a bad day is just max staking over 1.5at home but use an indicator if you do it without an indicator you loose is urs




bro......am so interested in these stuff.....have lost massively in vfl......and now seeing these am motivated.......back to back......so please how can u clarify me more on these.....would be more pleased if u share me ur idea on whatsapp.....or even if it is to much for u..... share me ur fb....so I can as well learn more.....pls bro.......thanks in anticipation my number is on my signature......I tried visiting realnap but could hardly see nothing.......am all ears bro!!
Romance / Re: OMFG!!! Is This Girl Right Or Been Silly? (shocking Picture) by jerryfunky(m): 4:37am On Dec 26, 2015
ozy4christ:
This babes' deliverance wil start frm formating and reseting of her brain,i swear



u could start by helping her with #ADE RESETTING SLAP....
Romance / Re: Meet The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland/romance by jerryfunky(m): 4:34am On Dec 26, 2015
naijaboiy:
i'll give you a 2/10...and that's because you have a face. smiley


u are been so mean bro.....
he's cute to d op....and quite cute to be Frank!

and to u...I would score u 2/10
as well...

until u learn how to take nice #SELFIES
Romance / Re: Which Song Makes You Want To Cry When Heard? by jerryfunky(m): 4:22am On Dec 26, 2015
(will u be there)by Micheal wacko Jackson....
if cry no hungry then ur speaker must have been faulty....
cos he sang on how he was bullied by both families and friends
check it out anyway?
Culture / When Will Nigeria Ever Create A Culture As Dis......? by jerryfunky(m): 1:51pm On Dec 24, 2015
soldiers in China work together to form a human bridge.....in order to rescue children after a heavy flood flash....


these I call BEYOND KINDNESS.....

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Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 12:16pm On Dec 24, 2015
Laveda:
OK.


yaaaaaaaaa gotcha
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 12:10pm On Dec 24, 2015
Laveda:
We got strong girls though wink Can you last an hour seff? undecided

it depends on how she could make me CUM fast....
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 12:03pm On Dec 24, 2015
Laveda:
You scared already? tongue


for why na...... just dey feel for d person.... after 6hrs am not sure if she would pass urine dat day....
maybe she would consider d next day?
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 11:46am On Dec 24, 2015
Laveda:
Baybee .......you don turn pro grin grin


I tells u.....I keep wondering
I like stay 3hrs or more
and u like same

that is to say.....na 6hrs...combo
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 11:30am On Dec 24, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
hahaha. Womb shifting diiiiikz


I tell u ooooo....
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 11:18am On Dec 24, 2015
JeffreyJamez:

The babe grin

I pray ooooooo.....
my ex....
if no bi say an Nigeria we dey she for love to act porn....
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good One Of These Last? by jerryfunky(m): 11:13am On Dec 24, 2015
PinkBarbie:
Smh some babes are strong. cool

how long would u prefer urs?

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