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Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi Finally Remarries In Peace (photos From His New Wedding) by jerryfunky(m): 8:08am On Dec 08, 2015
Sijo01:


Whatever!


truth hurtz...
Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi Finally Remarries In Peace (photos From His New Wedding) by jerryfunky(m): 7:52am On Dec 08, 2015
Sijo01:
Irresponsible man!


judge of our time..........
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Women To Never Date. by jerryfunky(m): 7:49am On Dec 08, 2015
op.....none of these attributes are written on their bear heads......anyway kudos to u!
Celebrities / Re: Peter Of P-square Got Six-Pack For DonJazzy! Photo by jerryfunky(m): 7:34am On Dec 08, 2015
odinese:
sad sad .


pls wats d meaning of these shit....u just did....
Romance / Re: What Do You Call This by jerryfunky(m): 2:30am On Dec 08, 2015
ipledge10:
whats d different btw Obim and Obimo




the 'o' at d ending......lol
Romance / Re: What Do You Call This by jerryfunky(m): 2:29am On Dec 08, 2015
relationship seems stronger when OLD....
Romance / Re: How True Is This!!! by jerryfunky(m): 2:14am On Dec 08, 2015
following these convo like it's #empire
Romance / Re: What Would Be Your Reaction As A Man? by jerryfunky(m): 9:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
first things first.....it's just a fiction............then secondly it's a fiction........and lastly I know it's a fiction so I really don't care......case closed....

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Romance / Re: Most Ugly/unattractive Girls/ladies Are Good Wife Material by jerryfunky(m): 5:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
u Said it all......take more time for morals dn flexing

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Romance / Re: In Love For The First Time In My Life by jerryfunky(m): 1:53pm On Sep 01, 2015
the real reason about love is not all about the bleeping, its really more of a connection factor,
the fact that you say you are in love simply means that you have wat it takes to sacrifice to the point of been seen as a fool.......

but please note these, that there is a little difference between been in love and been a FOOL....
the real deal is these; in our society today the word LOVE has been over rated, same goes to SEX....
so we overate these ACT, and these makes it looks so common to everyone.... buh dear wat i can say is these LOVE n LUST do exist, but where you belong is your choice to make.
Romance / Re: Drop Your Number For Whatsapp And Your BBM Pin Here by jerryfunky(m): 5:35am On Jul 16, 2015
Very ok meeting new friends... Would prefer if dey base Abuja, nasarrawa or Niger state.... Maybe anambra would be good too... WhatsApp line.... 08145581105....
Romance / Re: Pics: What Else Can It Be If Not Love. by jerryfunky(m): 9:16pm On Jul 15, 2015
Make I hear say I gree come d wedding
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Say Something About This Photo by jerryfunky(m): 5:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
Love don't cost a thing
Romance / Re: Can Dis Relationship Work?..... Please Open by jerryfunky(m): 7:20am On Jul 01, 2015
As small as you are..... Didn't you read of the youngest doctor in Africa.... At age 17 did u think he was acting these way.... Hell no, dats why u hav to look towards something else..... Bro. Candid advice/advise......

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Romance / Re: Her Best "Stalkers" Wedding.... by jerryfunky(m): 7:03am On Jun 29, 2015
Mumu she wanted car for toasting.... Lol she just self handedly wore a garment of single and searching ladies.... Anyway good she cried every bit of d tears in one day... If am d guy.... I will always come visiting her wif my wife, like twice a week... In fact my wife would be d one I would be sending to give her gifts if the need be.... Anyway treat all just d way u would want others treat u.... Same goes for guys... At least just listen out....
Romance / Re: I Slept With My Friend's Hubby To Be... by jerryfunky(m): 1:06am On May 09, 2015
jaydee87:
its strange cos my opinion is different from others,
I think u did nothing wrong by sleeping with the guy
cos u had slept with him before u went to camp, and
also let be sincere here its not ur fault
she wants to marry the man u av slept with before being friends.
what will likely happen is that few years into the marriage
the guy might come disturbing u for extra-marital affairs and lo and behold
ur friend might get to find out then, what will u tell her that u av bin sleeping with him
before u met her Nd u think she will believe u.
better u tell her, cos its safer that way. the guy dint cheat on her cos the act was done before u met his fiance.





so wtf is ur point.... cool
jaydee87:
its strange cos my opinion is different from others,
I think u did nothing wrong by sleeping with the guy
cos u had slept with him before u went to camp, and
also let be sincere here its not ur fault
she wants to marry the man u av slept with before being friends.
what will likely happen is that few years into the marriage
the guy might come disturbing u for extra-marital affairs and lo and behold
ur friend might get to find out then, what will u tell her that u av bin sleeping with him
before u met her Nd u think she will believe u.
better u tell her, cos its safer that way. the guy dint cheat on her cos the act was done before u met his fiance.





so wtf is ur point....
NYSC / Re: Abuja Batch A 2015 Let's Meet Here by jerryfunky(m): 3:26am On Apr 30, 2015
obiagha jerry

Nnamdi azikiwe university,Awka

Statistic

stream 11

F C T Abuja. come june 2
NYSC / Re: Call Up Letter To Be Ready On Wed 29th by jerryfunky(m): 4:20pm On Apr 28, 2015
thought as much??
NYSC / Re: Nysc Green Card by jerryfunky(m): 5:01am On Apr 28, 2015
njiibaby:
please house,i have not signed my green card yet,because am sort of confused whether is pen or computer signature is required,neither have i sent the photocopy to my school.please what should i do?


milowys77:

Thanks, but it says I can't print without making payment, I thought the payment wasn't compulsory..


@njiibaby print and sign manually, den take it to camp wif u

@milowys its a must u pay, fucking compulsory?
NYSC / Re: This post has been deleted by jerryfunky(m): 5:13pm On Apr 27, 2015
proof now or I don't bliv it
Romance / Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by jerryfunky(m): 8:07am On Apr 24, 2015
i can swear its more about urslf..........and dats basically ur pattern shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: True Or False: a ladies 10 Definitions Of Great Sex witout orgasm? by jerryfunky(m): 7:57pm On Apr 23, 2015
sinaj:
op diz thread will b on point if yu remove no. 5 nd 6


shouting ke

is it rape undecided





fucking on point....

just mourn a little in my ears dats all
Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu Looks Hot At 50 (photos) by jerryfunky(m): 7:36pm On Apr 23, 2015
am i d only one seeing her sweating.....abi na make up too cool

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Romance / Re: 8 Ways Ladies Act When They Want Guys To Toast Them by jerryfunky(m): 7:20pm On Apr 23, 2015
ireneony:
fuuuk you!
why do you keep on following me then undecided

before i open my eyes unfollow me this minute

or do you think am here to impress anyone.

zookeeper!










hey bae its unlike u

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Romance / Re: 8 Ways Ladies Act When They Want Guys To Toast Them by jerryfunky(m): 7:16pm On Apr 23, 2015
all those dont work on me d last time i noticed such av already asked her friend out before she told me wat her aim was, so pls if u like someone walk up straight and spit d shit off ur mouth thats save a little rise to BP( blood pressure)......



anyway that was den during my university days?

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Romance / Re: What Does The Length Of Your Fingers Say About Your Personality? Take A Look. by jerryfunky(m): 7:08pm On Apr 23, 2015
woa if these is true.....hmmm problem dey oooooo

my left hand reps Team A

my right hand reps Team C

av been wondering since shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Things You Should Know About KISSING! by jerryfunky(m): 7:00pm On Apr 23, 2015
kia av die
pls wat on earth do kissing gives.......


pls op writing a poem suits u well.....
Romance / Re: Please How Do You Forgive And Forget? by jerryfunky(m): 6:54pm On Apr 23, 2015
bro the truth is there has never been #forgive and forget.............buh try ur best to see wat u can do, just knw dis there is sometin she see in u that the guy does not posses....so seeing her back she surely hav missed u...............buh pls always be calm to watever she says and act slow make her look like she means nofin to u, and pls keep her at bay most times...........wetin 6weeks she would always cry and ask for ur forgiveness every 3mins of the rest of her life if u guys eventually would head for marriage, come back and tank me later.
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You're The One? by jerryfunky(m): 6:46pm On Apr 23, 2015
no much talking, just keep quit wen he returns, sreve him food, talk less and act cool.................is left for him to always ponder ur nxt move??
Romance / Re: Sleeping Over At His Place: Must Read For All Ladies by jerryfunky(m): 6:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
softysparky:
Have this in mind....

Whenever you plan sleeping over in a man's house
just know that two things are involved, it's either
you give him willingly or you end up staying awake
and dodging the direction of his
hands...phewww...it gonna be a long nightgrin




lol, i agree not wen it has been long i saw her? shocked

We still have some good guys though, they will
cover you up and watch you sleep like a baby......












If I hear grin

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