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mamagee3: ....it's funny right? |
Nubian113:anyway I could decipher....u want traffic on dis trend...... N:B...nobody is competing dear...just do ur best at what u know best... kudos.... |
Greekgoddess:aside from the moniker.....what's ur name pls? |
Greekgoddess:at least to see a course to always admire nature.... anyways it's good knowing u have something to admire about yourself....@greekgoddes |
no wahala na...... him go mistakenly go jail too |
depends on how u see it! |
Greekgoddess:Ya maybe and that's when u decided! probably Wen I log on to get a good view of it....us must have decided to change it again...... lol.....dont mind me am just curious to see them.... wink* |
Greekgoddess:that's breath taking you know....!! anyway I blive I would soon get to see dem? |
Greekgoddess:wow......thanks but so sad that i can't really get to commend on urs..... |
no a great No.......I would run 4time of usain bolt..... in 29mters..... lol I don't care to know what killed.him .... my believe is .....he's spirit is still roaming around uuuuuuuuuu..... |
Nubian113:for Bleep sake...Are u kidding..?...my lips are sensitive......they have choice of theres lol... didn't decipher on time.....what u actually meant!....anyway good they are FAR"! |
karma is Wen u see COAS passing and u blocking the road.....saying u don't know him?....and he comes down to beg and u still insist u don't know him......his reaction is called KARMA..... UNDERSTOOD.? YES..... |
Nubian113:far how do u mean...... I never said they we're close? |
Nubian113:check for urslfe dear...?? |
10/10.......no mistake....! |
it's easy......collect his sperm and freeze it....then get d necessary tools u need and tell him..... SAFE JOURNEY.... |
ibu next on d list! |
she has swore to wear bum short..... come January..... lol.....I SMELL CANCER OF THE ASS! |
osedvgirl:lol y laughing for the past 6hours.... |
adaksbullet:u have just murdered..... queen Elizabeth....... and for that u are hereby banned from speaking English or any related language......u new language today henceforth is SIGN LANGUAGE...... THOSE FOR "I" say "I" THOSE FOR "NIL" say "NIL" THE "I"s HAVE IT......BANG.... |
the truth is.....if u really want to get d best guy of ur choice....switch off ur emotions...by dat I meant zero it.....u get to meet a guy and still act like he matter less to u....just assume he's not gonna last 2weeks wit u....make him want u more by frequent petting him.... actually men are babies....just the grown one....and still act mature......we men are Always in a quest to know y u feel we meant nothing to u....so know he's flaws too and work on it..irrespective of what us see or hear....try as much as u can to always understand Wen he's emotional and try to support...but don't chew more dan u can swallow... infact.......just act u really don't care....at some point.....and also show u care a lot when necessary the idea is....u become UNPREDICTABLE..... then he will be moved to know more..... don't try these at home..... I mean don't do these to someone like me....because I would quickly switch the TABLES... |
the center can no longer hold.....they have put a knife in the things that held us together and we have all fallen apart.....THINGS FUCKING FALL APART....by Chinue FUCKING Achebe.... one of my best lines Eva on.....planet earth..... |
king Nebuchadnezzar and queen Jezebel |
king Nebuchadnezzar and queen Jezebel |
delectablegyal:hey dear what exactly do u want? |
sweetMichael:the sooner u appreciate the desire she wants to get..... the better u ignore d sounds from her mouth..... instead be kissing her while pumping....and assume u are pumping ur worst enemy..... so as to take off ur mind and then u can as well last LONGER..... cos I dey vex for u say u dey CUM quick..... |
missKiffy:check the nose and see resemblance....... |
shey tomorrow u would come back here and say.....I finished fucking a bae....and my dick is itching me like as if they applied devil beans on it......looking out for counter thread..... |
Estharfabian:xtafabian is it the one I know?...... |
chia.....op no get job...... |

....it's funny right?




