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Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 5:48pm On Dec 16, 2015
mamagee3:
cheesy cheesy


....it's funny right?
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 5:23pm On Dec 16, 2015
Nubian113:



Your a puppy in kissing metaphor. You probably give me a face wash at your attempts lipsrsealed


anyway I could decipher....u want traffic on dis trend......

N:B...nobody is competing dear...just do ur best at what u know best...

kudos....
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 4:53pm On Dec 16, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Tanks

aside from the moniker.....what's ur name pls?
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 4:36pm On Dec 16, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Smiling

I never knew someone will be curious to see my pics


at least to see a course to always admire nature....

anyways it's good knowing u have something to admire about yourself....@greekgoddes
Romance / Re: Man Denies Raping Teenager; Say His Penis Mistakingly Fell Into Her by jerryfunky(m): 4:31pm On Dec 16, 2015
no wahala na...... him go mistakenly go jail too
Romance / Re: Guys And Their 'come To My House' Annoying Talk by jerryfunky(m): 4:27pm On Dec 16, 2015
depends on how u see it!

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Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 4:25pm On Dec 16, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Maybe wen i decide to put my pics

Ya maybe and that's when u decided!
probably Wen I log on to get a good view of it....us must have decided to change it again......

lol.....dont mind me
am just curious to see them....

wink*
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 4:18pm On Dec 16, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Trust me, mine is as cute too wink


that's breath taking you know....!!

anyway I blive I would soon get to see dem?
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 4:10pm On Dec 16, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Ur lips are cute tho

wow......thanks
but so sad that i can't really get to commend on urs.....
Romance / Re: Her Previous Boyfriends Died Mysteriously,would You Still Date Her? by jerryfunky(m): 4:03pm On Dec 16, 2015
no a great No.......I would run 4time of usain bolt..... in 29mters.....
lol
I don't care to know what killed.him ....


my believe is .....he's spirit is still roaming around uuuuuuuuuu.....
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 3:59pm On Dec 16, 2015
Nubian113:


I mean they're too far from me to test undecided



for Bleep sake...Are u kidding..?...my lips are sensitive......they have choice of theres

lol...

didn't decipher on time.....what u actually meant!....anyway good they are FAR"!
Romance / Re: Karma... How True Is Its Existence? by jerryfunky(m): 3:55pm On Dec 16, 2015
karma is Wen u see COAS passing and u blocking the road.....saying u don't know him?....and he comes down to beg and u still insist u don't know him......his reaction is called KARMA.....

UNDERSTOOD.?


YES.....
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 3:52pm On Dec 16, 2015
Nubian113:

You're lips are too far undecided


far how do u mean...... I never said they we're close?
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 3:50pm On Dec 16, 2015
Nubian113:

Really shocked tell me more...

check for urslfe dear...??
Romance / Re: Rate Your Lips by jerryfunky(m): 3:48pm On Dec 16, 2015
10/10.......no mistake....!
Romance / Re: Ladies What Will You Do ? by jerryfunky(m): 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2015
it's easy......collect his sperm and freeze it....then get d necessary tools u need and tell him..... SAFE JOURNEY....
Romance / Re: What A Woman Can Do , A Man Can Do: See First Man To Give Birth!! You Will Be .. by jerryfunky(m): 3:44pm On Dec 16, 2015
ibu next on d list!
Romance / Re: Haba! Ladies, Has It Come To This?? by jerryfunky(m): 3:41pm On Dec 16, 2015
she has swore to wear bum short..... come January..... lol.....I SMELL CANCER OF THE ASS!
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Sxx Appeal by jerryfunky(m): 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2015
osedvgirl:
grin

lol y laughing for the past 6hours....
Romance / Re: How To Last 3-4hrs by jerryfunky(m): 3:35pm On Dec 16, 2015
adaksbullet:
Gud mournin ppls off NL....................am met one gilr in FB and am lied for her that am leave on ABJ.......she call me these mournin that she his on SA airport that am cum and carried her on ABJ airport.....................am leave on banana highland on lagos stateembarassedembarassedembarassed......................am nort hav mor dan 8k on mine hand noun.................pls NL ppls, how we I travel thru land and I we rich ABJ in 3-4hrs thyme?undecidedundecided





Help a broda crycry



u have just murdered..... queen Elizabeth....... and for that u are hereby banned from speaking English or any related language......u new language today henceforth is SIGN LANGUAGE......


THOSE FOR "I" say "I"
THOSE FOR "NIL" say "NIL"


THE "I"s HAVE IT......BANG....
Romance / Re: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by jerryfunky(m): 3:10pm On Dec 16, 2015
the truth is.....if u really want to get d best guy of ur choice....switch off ur emotions...by dat I meant zero it.....u get to meet a guy and still act like he matter less to u....just assume he's not gonna last 2weeks wit u....make him want u more by frequent petting him.... actually men are babies....just the grown one....and still act mature......we men are Always in a quest to know y u feel we meant nothing to u....so know he's flaws too and work on it..irrespective of what us see or hear....try as much as u can to always understand Wen he's emotional and try to support...but don't chew more dan u can swallow...


infact.......just act u really don't care....at some point.....and also show u care a lot when necessary the idea is....u become UNPREDICTABLE..... then he will be moved to know more.....




don't try these at home..... I mean don't do these to someone like me....because I would quickly switch the TABLES...

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Romance / Re: 7 Key Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her by jerryfunky(m): 2:48pm On Dec 16, 2015
the center can no longer hold.....they have put a knife in the things that held us together and we have all fallen apart.....THINGS FUCKING FALL APART....by Chinue FUCKING Achebe....


one of my best lines Eva on.....planet earth.....

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Romance / Re: One Word For This Couple by jerryfunky(m): 2:41pm On Dec 16, 2015
king Nebuchadnezzar and queen Jezebel
Romance / Re: One Word For This Couple by jerryfunky(m): 2:41pm On Dec 16, 2015
king Nebuchadnezzar and queen Jezebel
Romance / Re: What Sort Of Toy Is This? by jerryfunky(m): 10:37am On Dec 16, 2015
merizy:
uhmmm wat a dick


na trouser length........ tongue
merizy:
uhmmm wat a dick


na trouser length........
Romance / Re: Guys: handsome dudes, upload Your Pictures Here by jerryfunky(m): 9:02pm On Dec 14, 2015
delectablegyal:
Jez feel like seeing handsome nairalanders today.


hey dear what exactly do u want?
Romance / Re: Why Women Make Noise During S€x? by jerryfunky(m): 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2015
sweetMichael:
it makes me come quick, I don't like it either, haa...hooo, hushhhh, babe Bleep me hard, hmmmm, sweeeeeet. babe say my name, sweeeeeeeet michaeeeeeel, fast, hooooo


the sooner u appreciate the desire she wants to get..... the better u ignore d sounds from her mouth..... instead be kissing her while pumping....and assume u are pumping ur worst enemy..... so as to take off ur mind and then u can as well last LONGER..... cos I dey vex for u say u dey CUM quick.....

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Wike And His Wife In Law School (Throwback) by jerryfunky(m): 10:52am On Dec 14, 2015
missKiffy:
Is it just me, cos the faces of the two ladies look different, so which one is the wife lipsrsealed



check the nose and see resemblance.......
Romance / Re: Obsessed With Large Asses Ever Since My Last Sexual Experience by jerryfunky(m): 7:54am On Dec 13, 2015
shey tomorrow u would come back here and say.....I finished fucking a bae....and my dick is itching me like as if they applied devil beans on it......looking out for counter thread.....

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Romance / Re: Is She Right Or Just Her Opinion? (photo) by jerryfunky(m): 10:55am On Dec 12, 2015
Estharfabian:
coolVery irresponsible...embarassed



xtafabian is it the one I know?......
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Later Caught That Stubborn Rat (Hilarious Photo) by jerryfunky(m): 10:05pm On Dec 11, 2015
chia.....op no get job......

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Romance / Re: Checkout this hilarious whatsapp conversation by jerryfunky(m): 8:24am On Dec 08, 2015
Michellla:
undecidedbroke ass


is the guys father Dasuki?

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