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The fire-side charger

What charges your phone while warming your soup? It is a BioLite’s CampStove. A portable stove for the outdoor gadgeteer, this nifty contraption uses the heat from a campfire to generate electricity by way of a thermoelectric generator, which then powers a fan to create airflow for improved combustion.

Surplus electricity is sent to the USB port for use in charging electronic devices.

Basically, plug in your phone, sit around burning wood and toasting marshmallows for a while and, after around two hours, your empty smartphone will be back to life.

The BioLite CampStove might not be the most useful phone charger in the market, but it certainly works and you have to give its creators points for out-of-the-box thinking.

The sun

If you’re really keen on using fire to charge your phone, you may just want to consider going all out by using the sun

You know that massive ball of burning gas at the centre of the solar system. Well, it turns out that it throws off astonishing 400 trillion watts on regular basis – roughly the amount of energy it will take to power 500,000 years of our current civilisation in a single second. And, yes, that includes charging phones. Of course, harnessing the sun’s rays is the tricky bit — which is why we can be thankful for the Solio Bolt Solar Charger + Battery Pack from the aptly-named Better Energy Systems.

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With its on-board battery and rotating solar panels, the Solio Bolt charges can charge USB-powered gadgets ranging from smartphone to MP3 player, e-reader and cameras.

The maximum voltage is 5V; but there are a few more ingenious ways to recharge your batteries. On average, a smartphone will take around three hours to go from zero to full.

Hey, who could dislike a gadget whose slogan tells us to just ‘Plug into the sun’?

A piece of fruit

What could be more appropriate than charging an iPhone with an actual apple (or more subversive than doing the same with a Samsung Galaxy)? Well, provided that you’ve got the right tools, a bit of time and, presumably, some fruit you’re less than keen to eat, it can be done.

Essentially, what you’re building here is a circuit – like the ones you used to put together in science classes – using a regulation vegetable battery, created by sticking strips of zinc and copper into your fruit or root vegetable of choice.

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The electricity comes from the oxidation of zinc, with the organic matter serving as a conductive barrier, and the copper (in the form of a penny) completing the circuit.

One fruit/vegetable will generate around half a volt of electricity, with stacks of alternating layers of vegetables, zinc and copper creating a lasagna-like battery series, each set adding to the total voltage.

It might be a cool experiment, but it’s by far the least efficient phone charging method on this list (which is presumably why it hasn’t been commercialised).

As science enthusiast, Theodore Gray performs an experiment. This is explained in his book, Mad Science 2: Experiments You Can Do At Home, But Still Probably Shouldn’t: “To charge an iPhone I had to rearrange the battery into six stacks of about 20 apple/penny slices each, with the six stacks connected in parallel to increase the current capacity. Even so it charged the phone for literally about one second, just long enough for it to come on and display the charging symbol.”

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The wind turbine

Do you think the term iFan applies only to a person who camps outside the Apple Store the night before a new model iPhone is released? Think again.

The iFan’s wind turbine approach to charging allows users to harness the ‘green’ power of the wind to energise their smartphones.

Designed by ‘3D interior and exterior designer, Tjeerd Veenhoven uses a modified computer fan.

The charging process takes around six hours – but enthusiastic (and fit) callers can speed it up by attaching their iFan to a bicycle.

The hand-crank

Desperate smartphone users will get around 30 seconds of talk time per minute of cranking the BoostTurbine 2000, with the potential to crank all the way to a full charge. At 2000 mAh, you won’t be able to effectively charge laptops or tablets, but phones, MP3 players and other 5V personal electronics should all work effectively.

Eton’s BoostTurbine 2000 is a purveyor of hand-cranked emergency devices – mainly flashlights, radios, and the sort-geared toward outdoor enthusiasts and survivalists.

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Cool Baba Nla

One of the best post this year ever

Many are mad few are...

Cool

ILoveToFuCcK:
Abeg Bush baby get pυssy wey dey fuckable?

E get now

Lol...but YCEE Bleep up na,odidi Omo Alhaji

The gf bleeped up big time...if she joked about it with her occupying the front seat,it is okay...but the sis is their she should just let it go for that moment.

OP

Even the best time is not the best time

The commenter below me tho

By this night

Naija celebrity keh...gimme Nicky Minaj cause she acts like she need dick in her life

Hahahaha waiting for others b4 I drop mine

Sips orijin while waiting for other commenters

...if it is not about making money it is not making sense

SMD

The man is making sense tho

I think the poster below me might have a clue...cos

Eleribu

Eleribu leleyi ooo

yarimo:
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OP is this not one of them

DeLioncourt:
Nigga...just follow these simpu steps.
Nacking 101
1. Prepare food...light snacks preferably...a bottle of wine...not more than 10% alc. you're not trying to get her drunk.
2. get a nice movie to watch...something with some sexual undertones... like addicted...or 50 shades...or zipper.
3. make sure everywhere is ready...cos anywhere can be a potential nacking platform...chair, table, kitchen...room.
4. when she comes...welcome her. compliment her hair...or her bag...or something silly like that.
5. tell her u got some snacks for her...or tell her u want to cook indomie for her... (and that's the only thing u can cook)

IF YOU're COOKING FOR HER
6. ask her to follow u to d kitchen to guide you...
7. talk while u prepare to make the noodles...waste time small ooo
8. tell her to help u cut onions...(important step)
9. sneak attack from behind...hug her and turn her around...be smooth abt it...ur mind may cut but just follow through...
10. F8ck her right there...

IF YOU GOT SNACKS
6. Offer them to her...tell her you got a movie you haven't seen. she should come watch with u
7. make sure the place you're watching it is comfortable..like a big sofa...or a bed
8. when the movie starts to pick up pace...move in for the kill
9. put ur arm around her...after a while...(less than 2 minutes), turn her head to face you and say ï've been waiting to do this"...then kiss her
10. dont stop the kiss and talk nonsense ooo.. just graduate to the removal of clothes.

GRADUATING FROM THE KISS.
This part can be difficult...especially if the girl is following your lead.
1. You have to be conscious..don't get lost in the kiss...note her movements...to know if she wants to take the lead or if you will have to.
2. If you're taking the lead...the chair or bed procedures are quite different.

CHAIR
3. Interrupt d kiss... stand up and pull her up.
4. continue the kiss... get more physical..grab her ass...not too hard...it's not eba
5. if she's wearing a top and skirt/trouser...lucky you. raise the top a little frrom d back.. (be natural about it...dont do as if u want to steal her bra)
6. just slip ur hands under while u kiss her and rub her bare back... then after a while..move to take her top off
7. if successful, take ur top of so she doesnt feel naked alone...
8. extract to sex location of ur choice...you cant fail from there.

BED
3. assuming you are watching d movie side by side, after turning her head to kiss her, dont break d kiss.
4. straddle her and kiss her deeply...your hands shud be on d bed for support. dont put ur weight on her.
5. interrupt kiss...lay her down properly...and kiss her cheeks....then whisper in her ear "let me take care of you"...or some sh*t like that
6. kiss her again...small...go down to her neck...her ears... don't go for the clothes yet.
7. continue the soft kisses and touching.. dont be too eager to go down below...make sure she's into it first
8. reach for her tits and squeeze gently...one at a time...if she moans, that is yellow light to go down below.
9. go for the top...remove it...take off the bra....attack the boobs with ur mouth. dont bite her nipples ooo... just use your teeth to graze them lightly
10. use ur hands to go down below...rub gently and proceed from there.

[size=13pt]DO NOT AT ANY POINT ASK HER IF YOU're DOING IT RIGHT!!![/size]

For a first timer, I wouldnt advise that you finger her for too long (unless you already have relevant knowledge and experience in the art)
Just make sure she's wet enough for entry and access...

***If you can give her head, DO IT!! That's bonus points for you.
***If you're taking control, MAKE HER GIVE YOU HEAD.

After kissing for a while...stop and tell her to get on her knees...pull your dick out and let her handle it. DO NOT CUM IN HER F8CKING MOUTH!!! You'll ruin the whole thing.
Don't let her stay there too long either...or she may get tired. If she gives you head, try to reciprocate.

Goodluck bruh. May the force be with you. Cute hector is just a bad belle person.

DON'T FORGET THE BLOODY CONDOM BOY!!

JAGABAN