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dia days aren't gone o, dey jst decide 2 ignore dem

I never knew they still exist or maybe it's just because they ain't trending anymore

Gone are the days of perfume jelly cream and cocoa butter, now all you see where creams are been sold are tone this tone that. I hope we learn to appreciate ourselves, becos some whites even envy our skin. Teamblackrocks

Have been searching for my $1 since I saw ur post, abeg u help me see ham make I go change for aboki side?

Guy, why u come face Kim like say u wan chest ball like Drogba?

Firstly I will like the appreciate the brain behind this topic @ DEAFandDUMB, keep it up!.. I will also love to preach to some folk that has derailed this trend in one way or the other, I won't mention names but I'm sure the know themselves, you don't have to be rude or insulting in your contributions, even if you feel insulted, why can't you ignore or give a diplomatic quote so as not to jeopardize the effort of the brilliant brain behind this progressive topic... Now to the topic, before we enact true federalism, we all have to go back to reasoning table and draft out the benefits and harms it might bring to individuals and the nation as a whole, I'm not blaming those clamoring for federalism and I will also not blame those kicking against it, permit me to say this adage, that says anyone that doesn't have a mother mustn't have an injury on his or her back and another one says anyone that knows he or she is capable to live in the bush, is free to inflict him or herself with leprosy. If we are to go by the way of federalism, let the central power give all state some time frame to improve on her IGR, with all level of seriousness and after that any state that can't function on her own after the stipulated time should be merge with other state, mind you no state want a pest, but I'm sure this can be done in a way it won't affect any other state. Let us take UAE as an example, the federalism been practiced in the country has helped them developed, I could remember from what I heard, our then president Obasanjo told UAE representatives that came to Nigeria to seek for financial grants, that they shouldn't waste their time seeking for grant he said "nothing good comes from desert" look at them today, imagine a president without a foresight leading a country Nigeria, he can't even look into the future, all he believes was that desert will yield any good and today the country is one of the beautiful place u can visit in the world. Even with this they still see themselves as one even with the true federalism they practice, u will see some jobs advert that will give restrictions that for UAE nationals alone not Dubai indigene, but that doesn't stop other countries from getting jobs not restricted to their national, so tell me why we won't function well with true federalism as a country if UAE gives professional and menial jobs to non citizens??. The problem here is ourselves, we have to put aside ethnicity and religious rant and see ourselves as one no matter the diverse in the two point aforementioned which is the cause of the turmoil in our country today. We don't need to copy the laws other countries used that helped them this far, we also have individuals that are bless with knowledge and wisdom u can't compete with anywhere in the world, one man food is another man's poison, so dem rules fit no work here o, cos naija get as he be lol, don't mind me we are good people and bless nation. I will continue to advocate for true federalism cos to me that's the way out for now. Sorry If I sounded as a layman, I'm not a anyway a political student, just love politics.
Abeg make lalasticlala pin this to front page till our contributions are heard, I'm sure our senator and the lower chamber can't debate this like we've been doing here.... PEACE ✌

OP, this shouldn't be an issue to come show us before actions are been taken, the only things you should have done for us should be story of how u reported this animal in human form that treated a gift from God like this, this woman should be behind bar now, instead of you coming here to show us pictures. You are this boy guiding angel, please do something when you can before it's too late, if you don't wanna live with regret for the rest of your life my dear.

PRESIDENT BUHARI CALLS OSINBAJO FROM LONDON.

PMB: Good morning Prof. How is the situation in Nigeria?

PYO : Your Excellency, good morning How is London?

PMB : London is fine, to tell you the truth, I'm not comfortable here, my mind is in Nigeria, if not for the Doctors, I would have come back to to Nigeria this week.

PYO : Sir, you need to rest o. Nigerians are indeed funny, the insinuation here is that you ran away because of threats by militants to launch missiles.

PMB : (prolonged laughter) Chai, these Nigerians will never stop amusing me, I hope it's not our Ekiti man that said it? Prof, how do you think a Lion can run away from antelopes, (laughter). Walahi talahi, no possible.

PYO: Your Excellency, E ma da won lohun, they have forgotten that once a General always a General.

PMB : Prof, you don start again, what is e ma da won loun, you just want to force me to learn Yoruba and you no sabi my own.

PYO : Sorry sir, I mean don't mind the cowards.

PMB : How was the meeting with the service Chiefs and the South South Governors? I hope it went well.

PYO : Hmnnm, Sir, wahala dey o.

PMB : What do you mean?

PYO : Sir, the truth don come out o.

PMB: Prof, stop talking in parables, what happened?

PYO : It was yesterday I know say it's not easy to be President of this country, in fact I respected you the more yesterday.

PMB: (smiles) Yes go ahead.

PYO : Sir, kokoro to nje efo inu efo ni ni ngbe.

PMB : Prof, you don start again, this one na incantation or proverb??

PYO : Your Excellency it's not incantation, it's a proverb meaning the insect that's destroying vegetables dey inside vegetables.

PMB : Pls tell me something.

PYO : Hmnnm, the South South Govs said that the Militants will not stop bombing pipelines except you stopped the corruption charges against all South South people.

PMB : Are you sure heard them well?

PYO : Very well ur Excellency, they speak for English.

PMB : All the Governors?

PYO : Sir, it was only our Gov., Adams that said no to the request. If you were around I know they won't have said that in your presence. They know that I am a Professor not a general. Ta lo to gbena woju ekun.

PMB : (Laughter) Don't worry when I come back I will want them to repeat the same thing. How can stop the corruption fight because of the militants, that can't happen. The war continues. We will not be deterred, corruption is worse than militancy.

PYO : Beni ti e ri, Okunrin Ogun, I trust you, the General himself. Pls come back quick o, the seat is too hot for me o.

PMB : (smiles) Ba komi, l will back soon.

PYO : Alright ur Excellency, I'll be praying for you.

PMB : Alright Pastor (laughter)

I know anti-buhari will always have something to say, I'm sure if he was granted access, he will go on twitter and tell everyone PMB didn't bow to greet him or wash his hand before the handshake. Keep making uncommon sense!

This dude my be loaded financially or dicklicaly endowed. Or am I the only one seeing things the other way round?

I know Fayose will deny receiving such amount as allocation, only his gullible compatriots in kpomon cutting will believe him. Oniranu

Chai Poverty must die! My love for white edifice, for me Timaya is a mega super slayer, I give it up to him.

Everyone knows you did came to power when things ain't favorable, especially when the price of oil reduced drastically, but this isn't an excuse for not performing up to expectations, I'm happy your government wants to diversify, which I think is a good move at this critical time we are. The billions of loot recovered shouldn't just be on lips alone, we want to see the money pump into all sectors of the economy to keep all sectors working and improving the lives of all citizens.

God bless FRN

I just couldn't help but laugh it out loud, when I saw a news of Niger Delta avengers calling for a sovereign state. This is a region where selfishness is on the high side, political office holders in this region are nothing but thief, was surprised to see what a mere commissioner own in one of their state during my service, a governor in South East of North won't have such landed properties . Sovereign state will just make the masses poorer and make the political office holder richer, because selfishness runs in your blood, if it was possible to deny they didn't receive any allocation from d federal, they will do so, just because they don't wanna pay salaries of workers, Niger delta avengers are not avenging for anything but their selfish interest. Awon Ole alaini Kan se!

I'm ready for probe too, with the basket of tomato I just bought.

You must be be a joker! So bombing of pipelines is a protest against injustice?? Niger Delta are all lazy set of people that want money without working, got there and see people who dominate their business sector or menial jobs, they are the Hausa, yoruba and the igbo people, all your people do is drink, smoke and involve in other social vices! I just pray it won't be too late for you all realize your damaging your environment and render the all God bless your land with useless!

I wonder what this man really takes Ekiti people for? I'm very sure Fayose was happy when NLC went on strike at the federal level,because to him that will help paint Buhari's govt as incompetent, he never did anything to stop his workers from doing so, like other states did to their workers is a way best known to them. Karma is a bitch that f**ks anyone, now is your mess now, just deal with it and stop given empty threats. Continue to govern your proposed airport and flyover, why you leave people who voted you die of hunger, foolish bigot!

Tiwa Slayer

God bless Davido for this and he will give you spirit to do more.

I'm not a political bigot, but I think our calls for speedy change is ridiculous, to me I see Nigeria as a faulty jalopy, which the engineer couldn't figure out what the fault is, the engineer will keep trying all means to get it fix, this is exactly what PMB is doing. How can we judge PMB, within his first year in office, to me, it's like expecting a baby of a month old to start crawling and talking fluently within he or she is a month old! Aside that he assumed power when things ain't favorable in the world, many countries all over the world are in mess, but they ain't washing their linen in public like we Nigerian and we all keep saying investors are not coming to invest! We just have to stop been tribal and put an end to the disdain within ethnic groups and see ourselves as one Nigeria and hope for a better country, to me I can't score PMB yet till he finishes his tenure.

God bless FRN

My condolence to you, may his soul RIP.

Thanks.

I still can't believe his exit from the face of the earth, even when I did confirmed the sad news myself, heard about his demise yesterday, from a fellow ex-corper that we all served together in the same PPA together with Freeman David. I was so dumbfounded, because that was the saddest news have ever heard in my life! Such a cool, vibrant, brilliant, brave, educator, Philosopher, comedian and enactor of peace has falling and departed this wicked world, remembered the good times we spent together, pictures we took together when we both traveled to conduct election all the way from Yenagoa to Akasa in Brass local govt of Bayelsa state, the good time we spent together in CESS Opolo Corpers Lodge and the pictures we took together on your Pop party, which you sat by my side and I asked you, "David are you not gonna drink anything? and you said all you wanted was water, such a disciplined gentle guy" . He was loved by everyone in the lodge and calls everyone boss, such a humble being, I remembered I told him to stop calling me boss, the last time we chatted on bbm, your dream of becoming one of the topmost ranked officer in the Nigeria army is gone as well. David I will forever remember your words of encouragement and motivation, adieu bro till we meet to part no more.

Lol....
I think the best way is to report all this numbers to their respective providers, so they can take all legal actions against them. I'm glad tracing them will be easy this time around cos all their mobile numbers are registered...but, the only problem there is that the sim might be a stolen sim, registered by someone else...




You're very right. I even thought of reporting the number through any of the said network providers customer care, but I just said to myself these dingbats might have insider working with them or they might even be stolen sims like you said, who knows. God help us in this country and I pray they get a better life!

Hi everyone, I will love to make the ordeal my sister had this morning brief. It happened that she received an sms alert, with sender's ID "ATM ALERT". She got the message that her debit has been deactivated, so therefore to reactivate the debit card , she should called the customer care via this no 09085684842, as a sharp guy, I saw the message, but I felt so skeptical about it immediately, but u know ladies tenderness will make it difficult for me to just convince her to disregard such messages. On calling the number, initially a ladies picked, but when she was about narrating the message she got to her, she hanged up. So I told her to call back, this time a guy picked ham, me come dey wonder say nah mtn or glo customer care ni, wey different people de pick dsame call directed to a certain no. So she asked if she was on to Wema bank customer care and he said yes and he further told her that her acc was linked with first bank, nah from there I start dey laugh in Spanish. So the idiot was brave to ask her if she was with her atm card and her Bvn no and asked what other bank she used, she told him she wasn't with the debit card, na so the guyman vex drop call o.. I just told her not to even waste her time calling them anymore.. Guys please beware, have to come tell you the ordeal before zillions fall to such traps.

Friends and political associates  of former Vice President Namadi Sambo and his wife, Amina, defied  the heavy rain  that fell on  Friday in Kaduna and trooped to the Kaduna International Airport to receive him at the end of his tenure in Abuja. The crowd,  made up  mostly  of chieftains of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in Kaduna State, was  led by the former governor of  Kaduna State, Alh. Mukhtar Ramalan Yero, the  PDP’s state Chairman, Chief Abubakar Gaiya Haruna and the Speaker of Kaduna State House of Assembly, Honourable Shehu Tahir.The former vice  president  arrived the airport at exactly 6:30pm in a presidential plane.

The  convoy of over 200 vehicles  drove with  Sambo  and his wife through Kaduna town to his  house at  Camp  Road  where a reception was organized to welcome them.

Speakers at the reception commended the former vice  president  for his meritorious service to the nation and wished him well in his  future endeavours.

Responding, Sambo thanked all for the show of love and solidarity demonstrated  for him

Insider reports are saying that before the controversial former first lady of Nigeria, Patience Jonathan, departed with her husband to Otuoke, she ordered that all cutleries, including knives, forks, spoons, and even bedsheets, be packed and taken it out of the villa.

Stella Dimorkorkus reports that an eyewitness said, ”Ah Madam didn’t want anything left behind at all and her mood made it difficult to know why she wanted to move out with spoons and knives and forks,Her aides and personal staff around her were shocked to say the least.”
It is unknown as to why she gave these instructions.

You're welcome back home, the hero of our democracy,you've changed our democracy from selfcrazy to democracy. Please tell Dickson to increase d alawee of we corpers in Bayelsa. I remove hair dress for you GEJ.

yes I have. Otuoke is just like Dubai.

Otuoke will be much better today, but trust me it always very boring place. Wish him the best sha.

Tinubu is like. "When we go back you will explain that statement to me"

Baba belongs to no one. Jagaban should go and start a business to keep himself busy.

Mama Peace is scared of Jail, now her mouth is locked with a strong room padlock [quote author=moscobabs post=34178112]Hope mama peace will handover to Aisha too




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WHY SAMBO COME DEY PUT HAND FOR INSIDE CLOTH LIKE HE WANTED TO BRING OUT LEBEE

LOL.