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Politics / Re: Don't Be Lazy, Start Farming Petrol And Gas - Opinion by jesmond3945: 9:12pm On Sep 16
Kobojunkie:
A people dedicated to suffering and smiling for life! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You go farm your food, drill for your crude, refine your petrol, gas, and diesel, source and purify your own water, provide your own electricity, build your own school...all while paying taxes to a government that does not mean or care anything for your lot. Una no dey tire? undecided
people do it in niger delta. The govt call it illegal refining.
Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by jesmond3945: 3:36pm On Sep 16
LordviccoDaGuru:




Source
https://www.facebook.com/share/NK93WuutueK6nwzX/?mibextid=xfxF2i

Cc Mynd44 Nipfmod Seun
our leaders would really answer to God one day. I thank God he opened doors for us in Uk if not I wonder what would have happened to us.

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Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by jesmond3945: 1:00pm On Sep 07
abuhusna1:

Those are guide price to lure many investors to buy them. The property may sell at 30 yo 40k ar the end. Moreso their is always legal pack you can read to know what is wrong with a house before bidding. Some nothing to fix especially in area like sunderland, durham, hull and middlesbrough.
Check past auction to have idea how much least properties were sold
thank you sir for your response despite your busy schedule
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by jesmond3945: 7:01am On Sep 06
abuhusna1:

It will be written tenanted on futurepropertyauctions.co.uk or written investment or with tenant on other sites given and the amount they are paying will be stated only buy it if you feel the payment worth the value.
I always ensure atleast 10% return on rental value of my auction property sime are more than 10% just look for the jackpot and be sure you have a solicitor ready to complete the conveyancing
God bless you Sir. I am really grateful for this. I also saw some properties that where bought like 16 years ago for a high amount being sold for peanut now like 3k 5k and so on. Although looking at the property it looks clean inside. Is it worth considering these properties to buy?
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by jesmond3945: 10:29pm On Sep 05
abuhusna1:

It's mostly good for cash buyers that doesn't require mortgage because you have 28 days to complete the deal if you win a bid.
If you want to buy in scotland use futurepropertyauctions.co.uk
If you want to buy in England use allsop.co.uk or bondwolfe.com.
If you buy a commercial property you still qualify to be a first time buyer on residential property.
I bought one shop in scotland I won for 43k pounds but everything total was 50k pounds and it was already tenanted with 6500 pounds per annum
thank you sir. How do you know an already tenanted property looking at the site?
Family / Re: No Sex Dilema by jesmond3945: 9:43pm On Sep 04
Ketamine9000mg:
Good morning Nairalanders.
I am got married February this year and by April, my wife got pregnant.

Since the pregnancy, sex have become a no-go area for my wife. She has no medical condition suggesting sex is unsafe. She is always tired. Note: I do all the domestic works for this reason. I understand pregnancy can be tough, so I try as much as I can to make things easier for her.

It is however so worst to the extent that we can't cuddle because her whole body aches and her tummy is dragging her. We sleep as far as possible from each other, so as not to make her uncomfortable or cause more pain.

I love my wife(she is an amazing woman) and extramarital affair is not an option.

Now, it looks more like my sexual urge has amplified(you see set up) and looks like this will continue till delivery.


Please, I need your advice.
If you have experienced this or have a suggestion on how to navigate this, help a brother.
welcome to marriage. I know you thought it would be back to back. Let me tell you it would get worse, not that she would not give you sex but the frequency would drop. Tell her to suck your dick or your nipples so that you cum thats the best you can do for now till she delivers.
Politics / Re: Cement Sellers Frustrated BUA From Selling At N3500 Per Bag – Rabiu by jesmond3945: 9:49am On Aug 30
immortalcrown:
Open a distribution point in every local government area. Then, whoever does not want to boycott dealers and get cement from your distribution points will have himself or herself to blame. The distribution points will also address the issues of hoarding and rebaging.

But can we know what it actually costs a dealer to get a bag of cement from your company (transportation included)? Some managers in the company may be doing dirty deals with those dealers. One dealer can monopolize available supply by tipping the manager of the manufacturing company. The tipping cost is later transferred to the end-users.

We should also put into consideration how landlords hike shop rent and state or local government authorities use thugs to collect unjustifiable levies from the traders who are already drained by rent. I'm not denying the selfishness and greed of traders. I just want us to balance the judgement.
it seems you didnt finish reading. The major issue is the exchange rate. The issue of greedy dealers is just a hanging fruit in the whole scheme.
Business / Re: Oando PLC Acquires Nigerian Agip Oil Company For $783 Million by jesmond3945: 10:56pm On Aug 22
LegendHero:


Cry more. We love your tears. Na only for online una propaganda and tears end. So if it keeps you busy, keep your tears flowing.

Just like Elon said, propaganda is not about telling lies but about hiding the truth. The truth here is that Oando legitly sourced their funding to purchase AGIP and the details are in the open.

β€”Below is Oando acquiring a company in 2014, I guess Tinubu is also the president then.

β€”Below is last year when Oando borrowed $800m from Afriexim bank to acquire this same AGIP
i wonder the people liking your take. All of a sudden they were able to secure 800m when tinubu was already in power and not before knowing that tinubu would guarantee the loan with our reserve. Isoright

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Politics / Re: NNPC Battles Deepening Fuel Scarcity, Black Market Booms by jesmond3945: 8:57am On Aug 20
JASONjnr:


Exactly, moaning online about what you can't do in real life......liverless online warrior!πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘
i mean i protested on the street
Politics / Re: NNPC Battles Deepening Fuel Scarcity, Black Market Booms by jesmond3945: 8:27am On Aug 20
JASONjnr:


And get killed by police officers whom you're protesting to help their lives as well....

And tell me where you did your own protest and how that changed anything....
i hit the street.
Politics / Re: NNPC Battles Deepening Fuel Scarcity, Black Market Booms by jesmond3945: 8:08pm On Aug 19
JASONjnr:


What silly braveness is that?

Protesting in a country where the government knows the right thing to do but rather refused to do it and share the money to buy yatch.

Is like educating a dunce who refuses to listen to learn. What's brave about protesting against a government that pays teachers, the nation builders a token while paying PAs to politicians way bigger and without tax deductions.
thats all you can do bro to moan online and in an anonymous platform for that matter . If you want change you have to hit the street and encourage others to do so.
Politics / Re: NNPC Battles Deepening Fuel Scarcity, Black Market Booms by jesmond3945: 4:11pm On Aug 19
JASONjnr:


I didn't..... Now tell me, what changed ?

Are those who protested given special fuel and rice?

Una go just deh ask stupid questions anyhow.
but they were brave to make their voice heard, yours is to moan online.
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 4:10pm On Aug 19
AntiChristian:


You should explain Jesus's statement in your Bible:

Not everyone who says to Me, β€˜Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me on that day, β€˜Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, β€˜I never knew you; depart from Me, you workers of lawlessness! Matthew 7:20-23
you have not answered my question
Politics / Re: NNPC Battles Deepening Fuel Scarcity, Black Market Booms by jesmond3945: 2:00pm On Aug 19
JASONjnr:
My fuel pump developed issues because I patronised black market.....

You have to queue for hours before getting fuel.....

This morning I have engagement but I will have to use public transport because I no get fuel....

Very annoying country...
did you protest?
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:48pm On Aug 19
OceanEye:
Nigeria is not yet ripe for the good things vdm is revealing. It would definitely look like he is too egoistic for condemning such popular and powerful pastor, where as vdm is the one doing the lords work.

I find it hard to condemn vdm. But my advice to him is to be very careful .... Dogmas, in large numbers, are very dangerous!
vdm inside batcha? Where has all his reveals gotten him to?
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:48pm On Aug 19
Holyfic:
Opium users grin
even the swollen boy
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:47pm On Aug 19
SalafRider:
Some of una go learn the hard way before una eye go clear. De believe these skit makers pastors
you mean doing skit with a swollen boy or you mean the boy is an actor?
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:47pm On Aug 19
EBEk101:
lol
People wey for dey busy dey work, how the country wan move forward when all they do is pray and no work
because even if you work there is no evidence. The elephant in aso rock is swallowing it. He just bought a 100 m dollar jet.
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:46pm On Aug 19
PriceActionZ:
Anytime you see a post like this, know it is a sponsored post.
sponsored by the swollen boy
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:45pm On Aug 19
NhlanhlaGHOST:
grin grin grin
difference between a crime scene and a sane country.
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:44pm On Aug 19
akinmusi:
It’s PR
swollen boy is PR too?
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:44pm On Aug 19
MrBroke:
Mumu dem dey increase everyday so na normal
did you see the swollen boy. Is it because you guys are hale and hearty, no worry.
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:43pm On Aug 19
AntiChristian:
grin

I can see SHEEPLE!

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Definition
Sheeple: People who follow the crowd without critical thinking or questioning authority.

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*Often described as lacking independent thought.
*Tend to accept popular opinion or media messages without skepticism.
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please explain how the swollen boy became normal
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:42pm On Aug 19
89green:
grin more cash out for god of men from gullible ones, money is sweet when business is booming grin
you mean also the swollen boy?
Religion / Re: Massive Crowd Storm Prophet Jeremiah's Church Despite Ongoing Controversies by jesmond3945: 1:42pm On Aug 19
Massiveglory:
Papa j don hire bloggers to do damage control.
This wan bi like alex report.
Millions have certainly rub and changed hands afterall the chalartan de brag say im bi billionaire.

Papa J na more of comedian than pastor. Maximum chalartan.
The day baba God go hit una for these nonsense wey u charlatans and fake pastors de use im name do, una eye go clear. Una don turn the house of God to joke.
God don use vdm to open eyes.
Anybodi wey fall mugu there again na im sabi.
what of the boy with kidney disease that was swollen?
Travel / Re: My observations about some of our japa brethren in North America by jesmond3945: 1:14pm On Aug 10
Sapasenator:


When you have an extra bill to pay, you have no choice but to be a slave to multiple jobs. Most of these people even neglect their families working multiple jobs. I know individuals with big houses who never get to sleep in those houses, the husband is working night with other jobs and the wife is working day jobs. Even husbands and wives never get to meet each other as often as possible.
It's all about the bills here and it is a system designed to enslave you if you are not very smart.
and you think is the right thing to do? Go and see how messed up their kids are. I turned down jobs that would not give me that work life balance. I rather take a pay cut to clothe, bathe and enjoy with my kids.

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Travel / Re: My observations about some of our japa brethren in North America by jesmond3945: 1:09pm On Aug 10
Sapasenator:
About three years ago. It was a bitter winter and I was dining at a restaurant around 11 pm in the night. It was very cold and if I remember correctly, it was -35 degrees Celsius below freezing point and if you pee outside, it freezes before hitting the ground. cold.

The restaurant was filled with everyone white except myself. I looked behind me and it was crowded with delivery drivers working for the delivery app, Skip the Dishes, waiting to pick up food orders. Nine delivery drivers and all black guys mostly Nigerian looking.

Imagine what it means to have to drive constantly in the bitter cold to deliver food when most people are either sleeping or enjoying themselves in a warm restaurant.

Some of these guys are even delivering with brand new SUVs purchased on credits and after a deeper dive, I came to realize our people here live mostly above their means to impress fellow Nigerians. They buy houses or cars they cannot afford and now have to work three jobs and drive on the side to maintain their fake lifestyles.

This is not a healthy way to live guys, learn to relax and enjoy yourself once in a while, do not live above your means and the fact that you are pre-authorized for that big mortgage, loan, or line of credit does not mean you have to accept.

Learn to live your life without trying to please or impress anyone and occasionally, take time off to have fun and enjoy yourself, take vacations.
our people worship money like kilode. Sometimes i begin to wonder. They never take themselves out, they never go elaborate to enjoy themselves. Always thinking about money 24/7. Too bad. Thats why our kids cant compete with foreign kids.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Unrest In Sunderland City Centre, Uk As Protesters Targets Mosque(photos) by jesmond3945: 4:58pm On Aug 03
Codepain:

He's not Muslim alaye. He's a Christian boy
he shouted al akbar while stabbing

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Politics / Re: Fuel Crisis Lingers As Vessels Berth At Lagos Ports by jesmond3945: 9:51am On Jul 31
adenigga:



Source: https://punchng.com/Fuel-crisis-lingers-as-vessels-berth-at-Lagos-ports
so tinubu prefer importing fuel than supporting dangote to succeed.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Refinery Will Never Work As Long As Tinubu Is The President by jesmond3945: 8:52am On Jul 27
kellybently:


So you saying Tinubu have blending plant in Molta?.
If NNPC are not selling Crude oil for Dangote let him source from other country, he is a business man.
they are not selling to him thereby sabotaging the huge billions of dollars cbn gave him. This is the reason why naira ia crashing.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Refinery Will Never Work As Long As Tinubu Is The President by jesmond3945: 8:50am On Jul 27
Zulu11zulu:
Nigeria will remains with out refinery as long as tinubu is the president, they will keep in telling you Nigeria what will make you happy for next seven years una mumu never do?.

If tinubu can fight dangote how do you think he will fixe Nigeria refinery.

Tinubu will do what ever he will to protect his business from Molta.
Whe Nigeria youth don't have job tinubu and his family is greeting job for other countries and only use Nigeria to market his goods and profits .
thats why someone will open a ponzi scheme and people will jump in. If not that hundeyin alerted nigerians thats how they would have paid 600k for dubai visa. The highest gullible people in the world.

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