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PoliticsRe: Sowore: President Bola Tinubu Has Failed Us - VeryDarkMan by JesseJo: 1:09pm On Aug 08, 2025
1nice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6wNB12Ft1g&pp=ygUWUGVvcGxlIGN1cnNpbmcgdGludWJ1INIHCQmtCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
This one is everly senseless. Does Sowore have another work other than protesting up and down since he grew pubic hair?
BusinessRe: Binance Executive, Tigran Gambaryan Cries In Court, Asks For Help To Walk by JesseJo: 7:55am On Sep 03, 2024
chiderablaze:
Shame On una corntree, heard som mofo in the background asking "who is he", lol, the headlines clearly states who he is, abeg who asked that question and who is his father...has anyone in his family line attained greatness...
You are dumbbb sha, very dumbbb...So, the person in the video asking that question is aware of the headline you are seeing here on Naira land?

God have mercy on your brain
PropertiesLand For Sale In Gberigbe In Ikorodu. by JesseJo(op): 11:21am On Mar 25, 2022
Land with the following particulars is up for sale in Gberigbe Ikorodu.

Size...1,132 Sqm

Title....Approved Survey & Deed of Conveyance.

Land has an uncompleted 2 Bedroom Apartment on one corner of less than
100sqm size.

Call me for price...

08162972888
PoliticsRe: Gumi: Bandits Should Be Adequately Compensated With Enough Money & Lands by JesseJo: 6:02am On Nov 15, 2021
Eriokanmi:
They'd never see anything bad in the trash this guy has been spewing for months and his empathy on bandits. Na Sunday Igboho be there wahala. The guy wey no kill ordinary ant.
Even though he is spewing nonsense and thrash...You can't arrest him for that na...
SportsRe: Okocha: I Didn’t Do My Research Before Joining Bolton Wanderers From PSG by JesseJo: 6:57am On Nov 13, 2021
gurunlocker:
Na legend dey score 18 goals and 3 assists as a midfielder?
I thought I was the only one that saw that. What a miserable record for an attacking midfielder
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Untill January 19th by JesseJo: 11:25am On Nov 10, 2021
wunmi590:
huh

This is what happened when you have incompetent lawyers and judges parading themselves in the court of law....

While keek adjourning his case, if you have no concrete evidence against him let him go...

We have the like of Abba Kyari walking about freely after all his atrocities just because he's an aboki...


I won't entertain any stupid mention, if you don't voice out today, it might get to you or your family turn....
Shei you cannot read and understand simple English abi
PoliticsRe: Odinkalu: IPOB’s Command, Control Structure Is Broken by JesseJo: 2:20pm On Oct 28, 2021
SisterFire:
...I said it that arresting KANU wont favour the government , because you are creating 2000 kanus it won't be that easy like before , the problem is that nnamdi KANU is soft and easy to be accessed..now who will they access? No one , everyone wants guns on his hands for the ultimate libration .
Negotiate with 300 kanus let us see grin grin
If you say IPOB (whether one faction or another) is not responsible for the insecurity in the SE. Then why should the waste time to negotiate with Nnnamdi Kanu in order to curtail the insecurity?
BusinessI Need An IM Or Pitch Deck Development Expert by JesseJo(op): 3:12pm On Oct 27, 2021
Pls I need someone who can design an Information Memorandum and a Pitch Deck

Contents already available
BusinessRe: ... by JesseJo: 3:01pm On Oct 27, 2021
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Contact me now
Call me
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PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Begs FG: Release Kanu And Igboho; Follow Line Of Peace, Dialogue by JesseJo: 2:54pm On Oct 27, 2021
[quote author=G450 post=107107250][/quote]Anyday that he is released between now and May 29 2023...I will pay you N50k
PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Begs FG: Release Kanu And Igboho; Follow Line Of Peace, Dialogue by JesseJo: 4:54pm On Oct 26, 2021
G450:
u better start now because d day is already here!
So, if somebody tell you for dream or prophecy that Buhari's led FG will release Kanu, you go believe?

If you do, then you will believe that a hen will give birth without laying eggs.
PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Begs FG: Release Kanu And Igboho; Follow Line Of Peace, Dialogue by JesseJo: 3:25pm On Oct 26, 2021
Akwamkpuruamu:
So what do you tell the families of those killed by naiaj army and police unjustly before the birth of esn
We will tell all of them thesame thing...We are bringing the culprits to book.

Nnamdi has been caught as one of the culprit, he must be brought to book.
Time for negotiation with any blood spilling bastard has come and gone.
PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Begs FG: Release Kanu And Igboho; Follow Line Of Peace, Dialogue by JesseJo: 3:21pm On Oct 26, 2021
G450:
Let FG release them and ask pple what they want simple #referendum or nothing... Every body is tired and sick of 1 9ja apart from polithiefcians and their cabals
So, what do you tell the families of the people killed both civilians and police as a result of Kanu's instigation?

The day the FG tries to release that cretin, that day we will start another movement against the Unity of this country
CrimeRe: Blackmailer, Charlotte Delhi Granted N5M Bail By Court (Pictures) by JesseJo: 5:35am On Oct 23, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
Abeg which one be dis green gown and prison officers again...huh has she been found guilty or convicted ?
I no just understand Or can a person be handed over to prison warders when they are not yet convicted... huh
She was remanded in prison as an AT (Awaiting Trial) and in prison, they wear uniform.
FamilyRe: My 35 Year Old Brother Is Still A Trouble To My Parents and siblings by JesseJo: 9:01am On Oct 14, 2021
Mybrotheralso:
He's the first born out of 5 children. He's doing his PHD and has his own business. He still lives with our parents. So he does not pay for house, food or water. But can you imagine this brother of mine who makes money from his business doesn't contribute to the house for the same food he eats, when he makes money he goes to hotels and sleep over with women and prefers to train and help outsiders than bring something to the family. Recently, he had the effontry to reject my mummy's food on the ground that it was served late. I simply asked my mom to stop putting food for him.

Honestly this brother of mine has never brought joy to my parents and siblings. He has had several accidents driving carelessly, yet my mom still takes care of it all and she has even stayed over in the hospital when he had the last accident and became unconscious.

They're just the kind of brother one will have and you wished you never had a brother , my brother is exactly that kind of brother anyone will wish not to have. Not to talk of his dubious nature, you can't do simple business with him without him cheating on you. I once was rearing one animal and had to send him money for feeds but can you believe he was billing me in excess. We also contributed money to renovate our father's house and he emphatically told us he bought something which he didn't actually buy.

I wonder why God gave us this kind of brother, he has been like this since we all knew something and hasn't changed for good. embarassed embarassed
He has been sat down and talked to severally yet he will repent and still go back to his old ways .

So pathetic!
Just learn to live with him like that...

If you investigate carefully, it was your Mum that pampered him to a fault.

He won't change, because they don't ever change.

I have a 61yrs old elder brother who is very similar. The clown still borrows money from my mum that is 80yrs with the intention not to pay back.

Money we the younger ones send to the woman, will end up in his pockets.

He's a disgusting piece of sh1t.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by JesseJo: 9:27am On Oct 06, 2021
JustNumb:
Hey guys I'll just be brief.

Straight to the point.

My wife is having an emotional affair.

Whats making it worse?

It's with a pastor with wife and children. Her pastor when she was in another state.

Now they're both in different states.

How did I know?

I saw her chat with him about 2+ years ago, and saw all the sweet name calling, the pet names and how they tell each other their activities of the day and even marital problems.

All the red flags and checklist of an emotional affair have been ticked by them.

The only thing remaining is the sexual part.

We've been married for some years now, she was a virgin when I married her though I'm 100% sure they have not met since we got married.

But the issue here is that this is causing serious friction in our marriage.

When I first saw it, I gave some time to be sure and I confronted her and she denied and said he's just her pastor (denial is one of the checklist).

Some months later they didn't stop the communication, I was about to tell her mum cos she visited. She pleaded and I let it slide.

Fast forward to 2021 they are still in communication. This time around the so called pastor is even always reminding her to clear chats so I won't see it.

Now emotional affair is actually worse than sexual affair
This pastor has a wife. I just pity the wife cos I can imagine how she would also be feeling.

I provide for the home, I also had to change from biz to the one that makes me travel to something that makes me work from home so she won't say it's cos I'm not always around.

We struggle with our sex life. What do I mean? She doesn't like sex. She doesn't mind if we stay 1 year without sex.

But me I'm a man with sexual needs.

Now when I see the way she doesn't like sex and I remember this emotional affair, it drives me crazy.


Those who have passed thru this, how did you overcome this challenge?
I don't want a broken home for my children cos sometimes I feel like calling her people and telling them to take their daughter back. Infact I'll dash them the bride price.

Do I go and get a side chick? But that won't solve my problem.

Guys come to my aid.

Cos if we discuss this again, this will be the 3rd time we're talking about same issue and same guy.

Sorry wasn't brief wink
She's shagging the Pastor...

Screenshot the conversation she had with him...

Send him from your phone to the Pastor if you have his wife's number send it to her...And call him immediately...

Tell him you are going to come after him.

Make sure you do this when you are not at home or your wife isn't.

When you see your wife ...Watch out for how she behaves ...
If she confronts you with the matter ..they are not shagging

If on the other hand, she doesn't but becomes extra nice and walking on egg shells...
Then they are shagging.

Fvck her up! Big time...if not, you are dead man in a few years or months time
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by JesseJo: 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2021
Omonigho1976:
you sure say you dey ok so? Prolonged masturbation in men causes quick ejaculation
No, it doesn't...Have you masturbated for over 5yrs before?

When dude sees my comment he will understands perfectly what 'm talking about.

The large penis size is also as a result of dry masturbation...It's like exercising the pen1s by stretching it everytime...It makes it long and develop advance muscles...

Don't ask how I know these things ... Experience is always the best teacher.
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by JesseJo: 12:57pm On Oct 01, 2021
DavidNative:
Need Advice Pls

Good Day, everyone, am having a serious challenge in my marriage, been married for a year and was no Premarital sex, since I need to promise her am a faithful guy and based on religion ground….

But honestly even in the marriage, it has been one sided, she said my private part is to big and I stay too long, I do every for her, love her, care for her, help her in kitchen, setup a home business/career for her to save her the stress of going out. I give her head, sometimes I suck and engage in pre-intimacy for long , but many times, since we had gotten married, I am the only active person, sometimes for a month no sex, am getting frustrated, I need advice.
Everytime i try to discuss it, she say i should try to understand that she is nott the sex type. Am tearing apart on my inside. What can i do pls
Bros, stop masturbating...You will be fine
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Campaigners For APC, APGA Parties During Rallies In Anambra by JesseJo: 7:30am On Sep 28, 2021
chrizzyace:
With the way these gun men are going in the south, I doubt if elections will hold in 2023 in that region... undecided
It's irrelevant whether election holds or not. If the election does not hold, the governor will still vacate office. And the Speaker of the House will be sworn in acting capacity. Or worse, is the FG may declare a full state of emergency and appoint a Fulani Military administrator na that time cries go plenty.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Switch: I've Been Cooked Up In A House For Months; Never Got Asylum To Canada by JesseJo: 9:43am On Sep 27, 2021
Fahdiga:
If Canada fails to grant this worthy patriot an asylum then they have failed humanity and should be ostracized and avoided at all cost by the rest of the world. Here is a heroine that exposed the atrocities of these brutal and despotic regime to the world and instead of being rewarded she is being left in the cold by Canadian government. I implore the international community and lovers of democracy world over to step in and look into her case in view of granting her asylum to any country of her choice and making sure she never lack anything. Our dear DJ switch, we the reasonable Nigerians are solidly behind you and we assure you that very soon you will get what you want
On what ground are they meant to grant her asylumhuh
CrimeRe: Joshua Usulor Jailed For Killing Feyisayo Obot In Lagos Hotel Room by JesseJo: 12:54pm On Sep 22, 2021
pennywys:
wink

From hotel room to prison, brilliant one I must say.

Usulor the name is somehow afonja from brown the roof ewedu republic, Umunna am I correct?
It's obvious you can't go far in life ...
This your mindset is like a huge albatross around your neck.
CelebritiesRe: Helen Prest-Ajayi Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday (Pictures) by JesseJo: 5:11pm On Sep 17, 2021
micronut:
Mrs. Helen Prest Ajayi was a one time Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria. She represented Nigeria at the World Beauty Peagent in 1979 at almost 20.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJCG0vAZzHA

Mrs. Helen Ajayi is a trained Lawyer with an LLM. She is married with 3 Children.


What's the secret of this good look? Is it Good Gene? Money or Good body Care?

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=6847263595299001&id=100000462854562

Well birthday to this former Miss Nigeria.
Not sure Helen Prest is married o...

She was a mistress to a man First Foundation owner for over 20yrs, till the dude died last year.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Sues Kenya Over Extradition To Nigeria by JesseJo: 2:57pm On Sep 16, 2021
loveth360:
There are evidences of you evil Nigerians killing in East since 2015.



As for our Gallant ESN that are doing wonderful work for us,
Why not you carry COWS and enter Our bush,take videos of you and your cow.

After that i will take your and your rants serious.
There's nothing more despicable in this world than shallow minded girls
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Sues Kenya Over Extradition To Nigeria by JesseJo: 2:53pm On Sep 16, 2021
bobowaja:
A political offender can't be extradited that way. Na you gan gan no get sense. When Una suppose read, Una go deh jump fence deh drink goat milk cheesy
Kanu a political offender?

Nah... He's just a low life,LovePeddler loving terrorist .. Nothing political about the retard.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Sues Kenya Over Extradition To Nigeria by JesseJo: 2:49pm On Sep 16, 2021
rottennaija:
Are they not supposed to sanctioned them? Withdraw their diplomat from the country? Block trade agreements and introduce crippling sanction against them?
You are not a good somebody �
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Questions Angela Merkel: "Siemens Deal Failed In Nigeria" by JesseJo: 8:30pm On Sep 15, 2021
gwafaeziokwu:
Thank you Chimamanda. Right questions for the right person at the right time. Hopefully , Merkel would revert back with a very detailed information as to what went wrong. Sane people in this messed up enclave need to know what went wrong with the siemens power deal.

Today they are shifting attention to Egypt just to buy time. Meanwhile Siemens is responsible for the Egyptian power success story. So APC government want to ditch the master and go with his apprentice.

People like Chimamanda can only try, nothing changes at the end because Nigerians are not yet ready for change.
I'm surprised that 125 people liked your dumb comment.

From tbe report it was clear why the project failed... Nigeria wanted over 40% local content protection ... Something that was going to protect me and you. And not that the returns from the power project will all be repatriated to Germany...

Yet, it is the the FG you blame for not acceeding to a deal that does not favor Nigeria ...And 125 idii0ots like you liked your comment.

Awon werey
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PoliticsRe: Rivers Government Drags FG To Supreme Court Over VAT by JesseJo: 3:14pm On Sep 15, 2021
DubaiLandLord1:
The Appeal Court ask the Rivers State Govt. And FIRS to maintain status quo, that means Rivers can keep on collecting VATs till the Appeal Court pass a judgement.
If that was the case why do you think Rivers state went to the Supreme court to appeal it?

Obviously, your deduction is wrong
SportsRe: Chelsea Record 600 Premier League Wins by JesseJo: 11:08am On Sep 12, 2021
DesChyko:
Honestly, I'm looking for a change pretty soon. Say we talk on WhatsApp?
08162972888
SportsRe: Chelsea Record 600 Premier League Wins by JesseJo: 7:10am On Sep 12, 2021
DesChyko:
ERRORS IN YOUR JUDGEMENT
1. Howard Webb started officiating our PL games in 2004/2005. Before then United already have 292 wins in the bag.
2. Howard Webb officiated 47 Man United games. Which is not one-half but one-sixteenth of your claim which is actually eight times smaller.
3. United won only 29 of those 47 games, further reducing the actual wins under Webb to one-twenty fifth of your claim.

Who's the next referee you will accuse?
Nice Stats...

And the fact that you care enough to bring it out.

What do you do?
I could do with a proactive and smart mind like yours .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Highest Salary You Have Ever Received by JesseJo: 10:58am On Sep 07, 2021
airsaylongcome:
Lol! We condescending to insults now! This one pain you. The Fintech you are using to "help" people is slave labour. Make una stop all this rubbish of "start up" and "training" and "career path". Hogwash. You guys are looking for cheap labour. Which is fine by me. But do not deviate from my point. The "Start up" is paying <₦100k a month for a "trainee". That's paltry. Terribly so. By the time Tax, NHS and other deductions are done it won't be far away from the sums other employers are paying. Sums that you suggest are paltry. If you had just come and said you had an opening for a trainee for ₦100k I for waka pass. But to "pay-shame" other employers while offering the same pay? That's kettle calling pot...

And oh, about the insult? Never forget to keep it classy irrespective of the opposition.
Who stays classy with a nincompoop?

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