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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Muslim Worshipers In Jos South by jesusontop: 4:21pm On Jul 08, 2014
slimthugchimee: What of pictures..
Who do they think they are dicieving, whoever did this wants everyone to think islam is not terrorism not knowing. They must have paid someone to come to a musque and shot and then they faked the injuries of the guys. Why dont any1 die mtchwww keep dicievin urzelfs.. I cant belive oldmen that are here can fall for this shit..
Please how can you come into a mosque and shoot without killing anybody. Does everyone know that mosques dont have sits or tables were you can hide no matter what you must kill someone. Fuckedup religiƶn trying to prove sh.it
it actually happened one of the victims sells smoked meat n i am a christian
Religion / Re: Bitter Truth About Blessed Virgin Mary by jesusontop: 7:30am On Dec 17, 2013
jesus himself said it that no one can come to the father only through him n yes mary is blessed but that doesnt mean praying to her
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Wore It Better? by jesusontop: 11:38pm On Sep 19, 2013
lolz
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of The Most Hilarious Statue Ever by jesusontop: 11:31pm On Sep 19, 2013
i tink im goin to puke
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time by jesusontop: 11:04pm On May 31, 2013
bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING:A


REMARKS: YOU ARE SIMPLY TOO TALENTED


REWARD: 7 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH MUKINA grin grin grin grin
i taught you were leaving
Health / Re: Mentally-Ill Man Caged For 11 Years By His Mother (PHOTOS) by jesusontop: 9:25pm On May 29, 2013
whoa... The strenght of a woman . Damn, she tried
Jokes Etc / Re: My Last Joke On Nairaland....bye Bye Friends by jesusontop: 9:11am On May 29, 2013
i did
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos, The Houseboy by jesusontop: 9:20pm On May 22, 2013
its not complete
Politics / Re: 39 Killed In Taraba As Christian & Muslim Mobs Clash by jesusontop: 12:03pm On May 05, 2013
so sad
Celebrities / Re: 2shotz Shows Off His Beautiful Wife by jesusontop: 10:50pm On May 02, 2013
:Pha ha ha just take a look at the wedding pic :Pha ha ha just take a look at the wedding pic (not a hater just a hatress) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and uhm dont ask me to post my pic cause i wont cuz i dont want to be a bf or a hubby snatcher
Crime / Re: Mother Slashes Daughter With Blade For Wasting N100 by jesusontop: 10:30pm On May 02, 2013
that is so cruel. I cant even stand the sight of cutting people in order to help remove an object hurting someone talkless of... Uhh i dont want to talk about it
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pics by jesusontop: 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2013
Sybellah: lmao @ da guy face grin grin grin

Jokes Etc / Re: How People Eat Chicken With Photo by jesusontop: 11:26pm On Apr 25, 2013
ha ha ha ha (changing the laughter to chinese) choo chuen
i beleive in nigeria . We no dey carry last sam sam
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by jesusontop: 11:16pm On Apr 25, 2013
Mcdondayan: i was told as a kid dat if ur tooth goes off and you dont throw it on the roof of a house another one will not grow.my elder brother will swallow a small stone and bring it out from the back of his head and he will tell us its magic.my cousin was told dat if he bed wetted a snake will be tied round his waist and we will beg him not to bed wet. We were also told that if somone crosses his leg over your head u will not grow again and if u are flogged with the mouth of a broom it will suck your blood and you will die.
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Mcdondayan: i was told as a kid dat if ur tooth goes off and you dont throw it on the roof of a house another one will not grow.my elder brother will swallow a small stone and bring it out from the back of his head and he will tell us its magic.my cousin was told dat if he bed wetted a snake will be tied round his waist and we will beg him not to bed wet. We were also told that if somone crosses his leg over your head u will not grow again and if u are flogged with the mouth of a broom it will suck your blood and you will die.
[/color][quote author=jesus on top]i was told as a kid dat if ur tooth goes off and you dont throw it on the roof of a house another one will not grow. We were also told that if somone crosses his leg over your head u will not grow again and if u are flogged with the mouth of a broom it will suck your blood and you will die. [/q

Jokes Etc / Re: Rate This Dude Over 10 In This Shocking Photo by jesusontop: 10:56pm On Apr 25, 2013
ewwwww irritating

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Jokes Etc / Re: Is This A Tall Or Long Man? by jesusontop: 10:54pm On Apr 25, 2013
longinus yeahhhh (fly enters mouth)
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo And Uchenna Nnanna @ AMMA (Viewer Discretion Advised) by jesusontop: 10:50pm On Apr 25, 2013
u.....g...ly
Romance / Re: His Fiancee Aborted His Baby After His Death by jesusontop: 10:46pm On Apr 25, 2013
she shuld hav atleast told his fam... (i am new here) cryshe shuld hav atleast told his fam... (i am new here)

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