₦airaland Forum

NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses

Abeg, no vex o, but d penis dey remain erect at dat time? cant d penis just naturally go limp nd reduce in size so d woman can then ease off herself?

blueto:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/nigeriansll-starve-to-death-by-2050-if-presidency/

na dem thiefers and thieferies plus dere families go starve to death, not me, my family, friends or my beloved nairalanders

YelloweWest:
God bless these gallant men and women for standing by the truth in the face of tyranny, there by saving countless human lives.
I am proud to be a lawyer.

we are still d hope of d common man bro

gbens2000:
Op if seun no carry dis one go fp,I no go gree oh very nyce one u said it all.

i don dey hear about this front page since i joined Nairaland, abeg where dis FP dey sef?

pinceprinz:
Help me to ask him oh, as if it's the bearer's fault the stick couldn't really grow into a mighty iroko .

Lwkmd, easy bro

tosyne2much:
Since the Op has started the aluta, let's go there.... ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!

9. Wearing one Boxers for a Week

Whether you believe it or not, some dudes normally wear one boxers for a couple of weeks after which they will wash it with hypo and starch it the moment they know that they want to get laid. I also wear my own boxers for at least a week before washing it. Though my gf often complain of the stench always emanating from my boxers but do I have a choice?


10. Small Joystick/ One Minute Loving-Making

Ladies have no atom of respect for dudes who always boast of their bedmatics skills, only to climax after just three thrusts. I have been humiliated and discriminated several times by the reason of my small joystick. Research and findings have shown that ladies passionately detest guys with small joystick

I like ur sincerity though, but is it really about the size of the joystick?

I wake up each morning to d sad reality of events, my dreams, my passions, my hopes, my honour and aspirations, choices for Nigeria is at d verge of dying, i visit all social media; twitter, instagram, facebook, nairaland, LIB and i see how we tear ourselves with words each hour, minutes and seconds of the day. Our arguements, our quarels our bashing are all based on different foundations, culture, tribe, region, ethnic background and religion.

I wonder where our unity in diversity lies, our unity in our diversity therein lies d beauty of Nigeria. Great men fought hard, paid d supreme prize for a one united indivisible Nigeria. We are called the giant of Africa, we are respected all over the world because in d midst of our diversity we remain united.

However, events of late is killing us, we are loosing our unity, yes its fast dying but we arent even seeing it. I dream of a Nigeria where i can live d shores of Rivers and move to the sweet environment of Jos for vacations, for bizness, for pleasures and be protected by my brothers there, both christians and Muslims and vice versa.

I dream of a Nigeria wherein a man, a woman frm Ekiti will govern Katsina, just as though he/she is an indigene and vice versa, yes, its possible, we can make it happen, we are the youths, d future of Nigeria!!! Lets forget about the mistakes of our fathers, lets not waste the labour of our heroes past, lets look beyond our tribe, religion, culture and geographical location. lets think of d many dreams we had for Nigeria while growing up. lets be d change we want to see in others. lets stop the hate speech, lets focus on one objective, ONE UNITED NIGERIA!! For therein lies our strength.

I am a Nigerian, I am a born Nigerian, I am a native of Nigeria, I am a true rare breed of Nigeria,
I love Nigeria, and i am proud to be called a Nigerian, my origin, my blood is Nigerian, my accent speaks Nigerian, my skin colour depicts a Nigerian, my heart beats and bleed for nigeria, my pains explains d complains of Nigerians and my hope sees a better Nigeria.

My dreams, My vision, my passion fused with urs with one goal, A BETTER BRIGHTER NIGERIA!! Together we can make Nigeria great again!!!!! Yes this is my dream, this is my Nigeria!!!!

ShitHead:
Niggga, I rather be a barrow pusher than a wigged out lawyer with a bleak future. You know what? I'm a huge success story because I'm no lawyer.

just dare to dream, u can never b a LAWYER even if u wished to, some professions are not just for mediocres

streamsofjoy:
Wat is this one saying? Did u apply to study law and was refused admission?

If u are a lawyer i smh for u but if u are a law student mayb i can pardon u becos both ways u ought to knw dat law school and NYSC scheme are both full time programmes and cannot b combined. Attempting to combine both is fraudulent

cornerstone2019:
Lere olayinka ad fayose, are dis brilliant ad thy can't defend them self yesterday. Tko pls where are u ad give it to them as Issual. Ad d last time I ceack fayose is a gov, y can't him get tko, arested at once.

Arm of English, i am still battling to understand d msg u are trying to pass

ayoolanr:
i think you are incurably ignorant and stvpid! while this buffoon might be of questionable character, i really doubt he would indict himself with all the facts he presented if there wasn't an iota of truth in his accusations. This is a classic case of a disgruntled employee blowing the whistle! Does not mean all the crimes allegedly committed during the electoral process in Ekiti didn't transpire! After-all there was already Audio evidence and this latest episode is more of a confirmation of the prior allegations, albeit in a dramatically bizarre twist of events!

You are a typical example of what an Igbo man will call EWU, when pple cant make sense they resort to insult, pap brain... Same goes to d idiot that had d time to like ur meaningless post

This is one reason why i hate politics, Nigerians are so vulnerable to any news political. For Christ sake, someone lied on Oath in an open court, not once, not twice, then comes bak two yrs after on national TV to refute everything he said under OATH in An Open COURT on National TV, and yet some gullible nigerians are raising fire and brimstones over such a person with such a questionable character. smh, i weep for my country.

hungryboy:
oga stop that play oh,
You think say na only people were dey IDPs were dia condition worse pass?
You no sabi say many of us were dey internet never chop food since morning?

Lmao, geez, Nlers will not kill me

100% true

Estharfabian:
I totally get how awkward it sounds...



Buh Honestly? it's Nothing!

Go grab ur father's dick then come back to tell us d story

ihatebuhari:
I hate men

You hate men, you hate Buhari, you hate everybody but i dnt hate u, only if dats u on ur profile pics

Mc4larin:
A lot of guys deceive ladies just to get under their panties these days. I'm also guilty of this. But, truth be told, ladies don't guys who are sincere. They prefer living in that fantasy land created by the guy than reality. On many occasions have ladies said one thing or the other to guys over lying.

1. I love you
2. I will marry you
3. I will never cheat on you.

Do you know more? Please add it.

Dear men, what is the greatest lie you have told a woman?

I have never lied to a lady, maybe dats my weakness, i tell u just as it is

HateU2:
I no bash u nah, I just ask if na u dey ur dp nd u no answe my question

that na long story, 4gerrit, new task, som1 made a promise to me on NL and disappeared, i knw u can locate her, she is Heryourdayji, my crush

My sister humility and submission without good sex will still crash ur marriage o, all three must be present and operate concurrently..... just speaking my mind

HateU2:
ohohohoho! I remember you now D guy with FWB. Kikikikikiki

lol, wen u bash u 4get, but d bashee never forgets

Mjshexy:
Heyyy..half of our budget . Common Wike it's too early for child's play, so where did Ameachi get the money he used in building those computerized schools, roads & hospitals or did he use his own pocket money? Anyway there should be a thorough investigation & money looted must be refunded oh

yeah, half of our budget, it ran across 8 years so its possible, very possible

VickyRotex:
Doesnt make sense to me to. Why did she say #2016MindingMyOwnBusiness?

she probably means she is minding her own bizness and staying on her lane from pple who are really sisters by blood but turn out to b something else

HateU2:
Heheheheh
E gbami ke
Wetin I do
Did I ever counter you

when u were busy firing me on my other thread, u forgot? Dnt worry, i smell great friendship ahead, i always have dat effect on women, pls can u help me locate my NL crush Heryourdayji

firstking01:
This thing goes in paripasu with the both sexes....

i agree with u

I woke up this morning with a sober reflection of who i used to be 10 years ago and who i am today, it appears dere is a new me i am yet to recognise. over d years i have been coming across diverse complaints on men's cheating habit or how a man was dumped by his bae for obvious reason(cheating). well i can not categorically say am a cheater because i cant say i have any commited relationship( i knw miss Hateu2 will probably come for me again)right now. well back to d topic, ladies have u ever wondered why ur bae might b cheating, well, i tot of why i have multiple ladies nd i guess some guys are also in d game for these reasons, so lady b4 u dump him, find out how his last relationship ended, who knws, u might just be his turning point by assuring him u wont leave, except d dude is a born cheater, try rehabilitating him b4 u take d final walk out. Here are reasons i feel guys cheat.
1. Previous experience with a cheating partner
2. Betrayed trust frm past relationship
3. Loss of some1 he was madly in love with raising fears of same happening
4. Still in love with a lost or deceased partner
5. financial insecurity, she will leave me for some1 richer so y do i stick to her.

oya guys add ur own.

where is my NL crush Heryourdayji

ShakurM:
Una don fvck?

lol, Nlers will never cease to amaze me, asweara god

Bbsharon:
so this is the Airforce1...I imagined you to be very handsome.



You are too popular on Nl to look this average.

If u had got the guts to display ur own looks on ur profile pics, then mayb i would have gotten some few words 4 u, ladies talking thrash since d 14BCs, carry on airforce1 jare, u rock.

kubumilano:
Yes, no Victory Yet For Nyesom, Because, Almost all the Assembly Seat in Rivers will be Rerun, and if by eventually, Federal Might play out and APC won Majority of seats in the House of Assembly, Wike Stands to be impeached, Maybe The APC decided to give it to wike at the supreme court, For it not to look as if it is a democratic coup d'etat, and Probably, APC knows that Winning Wike in a rerun may be tough, So it has settled for an Impeachment, Wike Arise, and don't sleep yet.

Victory for Dakuku Adol Peterside. Victory For Lion of Ubima. Victory For CHANGE!!!

What sort of lame reasoning is this one

rottennaija:
I THINK THAT IS THE ONLY REASON THIS JUDGEMENT, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT RIVERS STATE IS MORE VOLATILE THAT BAYELSA STATE

And what reason do u have in mind for ebonyi judgement

Daminaj2:
Kanye was being petty claiming I own your child.
Amber Rose child Sebastian Taylor is for Wiz Khalifa

Yes, but did Kanye ever bleep Amber Rose, because if am right Whiz Bleeped Kim K right?