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And so u and dis cutie have been friends with benefits for months counting, no strings attached. You like d gal a lot and respects her. then one day while having sex and doing the thrusting game, bae holds u tight, looks at u and say i missed you, u look back at her and say i miss u too gal, Then the bombshell, bae says i love u so much, and u go mute, u dnt wanna lie to her, but u are far frm loving, bae wants an answer, u cant give it. has any one been in a similar circumstance?

Motherfucker2:
****
What are you gonna do if your sister's husband is hitting her ?? Fight the husband ??
When the police comes, two of you are going to jail.

The best thing to do is call 911, they will be there in the next minute and his ass will be in jail for domestic violence, and spouse battery and some other charges.

you b nigerian at all, dial 911? Omo dis poster na oyinbo o

hardywaltz:
Ijaw people have a problem with obeying constituted authorities.

Everything to them is show of force.

Seraki Dickson and that foolish Senator Obama Obanikoro Ben Bruce will not see this one to talk about coz it lacks common sense.

foolish post

knostbrown01:
act as if you receive call from work about embarking on a journey... Dts my strategy since ancient days and it neva fail me!

always works, no failure rate recorded so far

Guys, i have observed with keen interest and utmost dismay at d rate of increased number of rape victims in our society today, b4 now i always try to defend d male folks abt d reason for these rape as been d ladies themselves because i used myself as a yardstick, a lady whom i have shown am romantically interested in once came to my house to spend d weekend, on our first nite, she got too comfortable, undressed stark naked in my eyes, took her bathe and cuddled up to me in my blanket with nothing but her nighties, i tot she was in for d game, but when i advanced to do d act she said no, i initially tot it was d normal initial no b4 d final yes, i tried and tried then i saw she was seriously saying NO, fellow NLers it took all d will powers in me to have controlled my very ready young man downstairs to stay put. ever since then i am always at d defensive for d guys when a lady screams rape, but that changed when i came across a documentary on Natgeo wild where a lion tried raping a lioness even though d lioness was willing, all she wanted was a little pre-intimacy, it took d intervention of another lion to protect her dignity if there is such in d animal kingdom.
I was still contemplating what was wrong wit guys and rape when i saw d interview of a 3 yr old gal raped by a 30 year old man, 30 years ghosh! for crying out loud sex these days is one of d cheapest things there is.
The high point of my disgust surfaced yesterday when i watched wit so much shock a hen raped to death by abt 8 cocks or more. i couldnt take it anymore, not just humans even female animals are feeling d heat of d male sexual attacks, so i asked myself is d devil now in d detail? Has all male folks both human and animal bcome possessd by a sexual demon? What really is d problem? u can get sex with ur looks, ur money or ur intellect by consent, dont desecrate dat innocent lady or kid, she could be ur sister, child or even mum. sex is cheap, cheaper than u think!! together lets say no to RAPE!!!!

Op i am all three exception of d drug but i am still a perfect catch, only those dat have been with me can tell

Someone should help me out i cant seem to b able to check my profile pics or any NLers profile pics, did the settings change?

Lattop:
U are alive to write dis rubbish eennn instead for u to start rolling on d ground Thanking d ALMIGHTY for sparing ur life to dis moment





INGRATE of the FIRST ORDER

are u for real, ur dumbness knows no bounds, same goes for everybody dat liked ur comment

I'd rather kill myself and run away than buy this for 460k ; lwkmd

solidman59:
A friend of mine, has been working for a year now with a decent salary and has just rented an apartment for himself but his parents are now against him for doing that.

I just want to get your opinions on this because I think it's ok bearing in mind that this dude is 28yrs old now.

Was it a bad decision? Is he too young to?

Plz mods I beg of you, just give this one special attention, his parents are saying they will excommunicate him if he finally moves out.

what d Bleep,i was married at 29 and even see it as late

Omavik:
Like seriously?? Op!! You mean b4 sexing a lady,,u tell her no strings?? You want her in ur bed and they let you?? You sure are surrounded by cheap girls..Girls that feel they are worth no man's love,care and attention. Or better still,, have no self respect and low self esteem.. I sincerely blame this kinda girls,,not the Op...

pls can u throw more light on the term cheap gal? if every gal dat wants sex witout strings are cheap,whatever happened to friends with benefits?

misspicy:
I think OP is still a virgin,why?

according to her story,she was 6,the hymen becomes stronger during female formative years,which means the hymen must have been too thin to actually bleed or cause pain,and according to her,the boy was around her age grade,meaning he must have had a tiny pencil type of penis_ which couldn't have done the work of breaking the hymen,that is why,it becomes more painful for an older virgin to become disflowered than a younger virgin,say 30years/20years old virgin

please please please , can u check d meaning of virginity? an English dictionary would help. thank u

i shave, never have i experienced any of these

tony4u035:
1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate S3x When I Visit You.
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored.
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo
3. I'm feeling heat.
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything.
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs cheesy

5. She Stops Talking.
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not R0mantic.
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not r0mantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door.
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals.
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present.
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission.
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo cool

Guys feel free to add yours cool

what was ur answer to 1 above

powerfulsettingz:
When boys were kids

they are still kids

olardimeji:
o yeah.. So you trying to say you are one sort of play boy that just want to have sex and tell them no strings attached yeah...



Oga stop deceiving yourself.. The problem here is you and not the ladies... If you are matured enough you would know that sex brings a type of attachment... If you don't want them wanting more then zip the hoot up and don't come complaining

Na the cheap girls Wey you bin dae carry cause all this wahala..

must strings be attached to every round of sex, sometimes we take life too seriously. am not complaining, not my heart, just a word for d ladies to guard their feelings

Teempakguy:
A random man once said.


we can't help it sometimes. love is an annoying f**k

I quite agree with you, but then why blame it on d guy, even d one who tried his best to protect ur heart

Is the CJN now saying it is thus ok to disobey court orders? someone pls explain to me

This is my personal view, but when ladies scream heart break, oh God he lied to me, look deeper and u see d lady saw it coming, and so abt two years ago something happened to me dat changed my views on sex. i started having random sex for just pleasures and distraction, but i maintained one principle, i would never hurt a gals feelings, so even b4 we start having crazy fun i let u knw its just for d fun of it.
fastforward to 3 months later, u think things can get serious, u start doing household shores against my wish, u ignore all d red light i give, i even caution u not to fall in love, and u say sure, u knw d drill. why then do u now scream heartbreak when d fun ends.
ladies a guy will never take u serious if he doesnt want to, even if d heavens fall, always knw what u want and never assume d guy will change in future because he wont, or rather i wont. if it sex a guy wants, u will knw from d first approach, dont always blame d guy, blame u for being an idiot.

i think it depends on the reason why he took to womanizing in the first place

VickyRotex:
Wow! More like Precognition.
May his soul find eternal rest.

u mean premonition?

Zoharariel:
So this is what the Niger-Deltan Creeks look like? And the militants keep threatening the FG with ultimatums

Ehyaaaah - I have really missed General Sani Abacha.

A few cruise-missiles from our Frigates in conjunction with some air-2-surface missiles from the newly acquired JF-17Thunders should turn all these creeks into permanent football fields for the sea lions & dolphins when the time comes.

zombie speaking

Akkord4gov:
Just few years to come,people will be having sex on the street like goats. No shame again. And these ladies will re-package when ready to get marry and innocent guys will fall.

I am scared sef
But I think to be on a safer side,one should go for a virgin
#teamvirgin

welcome to team virgin

uselessgoat:
I love the Hausa fulanis. I hope the people of Bayelsa won't regret voting PDP because of their clueless GEJ. When they stop experiencing federal presence in their region, I hope they won't cry marginalisation like the IPOB youths. A word is enough for the wise

foolish reasoning

every vote pdp got in bayelsa was a hit back to back, from Yenagoa to ogbia, frm sagbama to ekeremor, from nembe to kolokuma, frm southern ijaw to brass, oya Apc bo aki ye

sinaj:
Lwkmd!

Xori I shudnt laff

No vex o! Na for parlor u de straff ur wife ni


Diz can really b embarrassin eh


U shud talk to him abt sex, I think it will help in easing d tension.


Teach him about reproduction too

really? at age 10?

princemillla:
This is a nice clarification. Learnt something new today.

But if Fed high court abuja has granted them bail, my questions are ;

Have they all meet bail conditions?
Why is Dss still holding them.

I believe no one is bigger than Nigeria law and as pa Buhari has always stated that he gives full respect to the rule of law, it will be nice to give directives on this.

Perhaps is something missing that I don't get clear

you are getting it wrong again, not federal high court abuja but high court of the federal capital territory abj

I stool, stool and stool until d results gets to my ears, its funny dat no matter how many times i do d test, d feeling remains d same, abeg am due for another round of test

Sept20:
Nonsense!

The dead is gone!

wait a minute, have u ever lost some1dear, i dnt think so

lets call a spade a spade, khaki no fit be leather, i respect women alot, but when it comes to commitment i look out for dat innocence, dat purity, in as much as i wont get u laid if u are a virgin and am not serious abt u, i wont compromise my standard, only a virgin can make me pay dat visit to d alter. and by d way there is no such thing as virginity being overhyped, when fuel scarce na dat tym we dey talk more about am right? lets give it up for d virgins in da house

The arms deal was a fallout of gej's ineptitude so who should we blame? Me?


The subsidy payment covered majority of what gej's regime owed.so who do we blame? You?



So blames put on gej are justifiable.

I rest my case

#quote me wrongly and watch your d.ick head go shorter.[/quote]As if u have a dick of ur own, oya blame GEJ

[quote author=Rawani post=41218029]We know this already. Jonathan was no doubt a failure, a looter and now with revelations of how he diverted funds meant to eliminate Boko Haram, a human rights violator and potential ICC candidate.

you are a fool, keep blaming Jonathan for every problem while Naija keeps drowning in failure.... for Gods sake are pple dis blind?