Nubian113:

You went hard

@10 sisters scream hallelujah!!!

Lmao

ronald4lif:
I can see the ladies are having are feasting on this thread. Good to see guys get lampooned too for a change.

But that number 6 though. What's wrong with a guy cheating?

YourMain:
When they think they're cool wearing sunglasses in the club :/.

When they talk about having sex with 1001 women and how all the girls want them but in reality they're ugly and nobody wants them.

When they speak badly about their ex or their mother or their sister.

When they have Twitter fingers like meek mill having online fights

When they think they're balling because theyre pursuing rapping "career" but they're broke, uneducated and still live in their parents house.

When they'll be listing things they want females to have but they can't differentiate between your and you're. Or in some cases ur and ure.

When they talk about getting money but their "iPhone 6s" has an android interface and their "Ralph Lauren polo shirt" has a dragon on its logo. Okay

jetage1:
I like ur sincerity though, but is it really about the size of the joystick?

ronald4lif:


So even you can yab us like this?

YourMain:

pinceprinz:


So, Where do u expect him to keep those? In his pants or already rolled on the penisss? SMH !

YourMain:


Ugh I swear it's actually irritating. And they actually think they sound cool. Who are you trying to impress kmt.

ronald4lif:
I can see the ladies are having are feasting on this thread. Good to see guys get lampooned too for a change.

But that number 6 though. What's wrong with a guy cheating?

This one na male bashing thread, the ladies no talk ooooo; if na female bashing thread now, dem go tag OP misogynist

jetage1:
I like ur sincerity though, but is it really about the size of the joystick?

To a large extent, I think it matters

cruzita:
that boxers and singlets part dey vex me die.how person go wear singlet till e turn to surulere milk and boxers go dey smell like palm kernel. I tire oo

mordtonia:


None of my business. It's so irresponsible, like they're going to use it any second on anyone.

tosyne2much:
This one na male bashing thread, the ladies no talk ooooo; if na female bashing thread now, dem go tag OP misogynist

cruzita:
that boxers and singlets part dey vex me die.how person go wear singlet till e turn to surulere milk and boxers go dey smell like palm kernel. I tire oo

mordtonia:


None of my business. It's so irresponsible, like they're going to use it any second on anyone.

ronald4lif:


Ehen did I strike some nerves? Exactly my intent lol. Don't take it serious, it's just a jape.

Dekatron:
Telling a lady that :-


1. She is fat.

2. Her eye pencil is awkward


3. You have no money (always)

Randyhot:
looOl...e dey pain you say nah ur fellow ladies guys dey pick and chop like that? its like picking pieces of fried meats with a toothpick..

pinceprinz:


So, Where do u expect him to keep those? In his pants or already rolled on the penisss? SMH !

pinceprinz:


Help me to ask him oh, as if it's the bearer's fault the stick couldn't really grow into a mighty iroko .

pinceprinz:


Pull down your veil of jealousy first and try to reason with me.
Carrying condoms is an height of responsibility IMO, it's like having your bullet proof vest ready... That translates to a plot by a guy to protect himself from infecting himself and prospective partner(s) . Height of sensibility if u ask me. Now, you see the light?

DeeTus:
When these guys use it on ladies, wouldn't the girls feel comfortable?

Freemanan:



Those are hungry girls...
Not ladies... Op said ladies

tosyne2much:
Since the Op has started the aluta, let's go there.... ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!

9. Wearing one Boxers for a Week

Whether you believe it or not, some dudes normally wear one boxers for a couple of weeks after which they will wash it with hypo and starch it the moment they know that they want to get laid. I also wear my own boxers for at least three weeks before washing it. Though my gf often complain of the stench always emanating from my boxers but do I have a choice?


10. Small Joystick/ One Minute Loving-Making

Ladies have no atom of respect for dudes who always boast of their bedmatics skills, only to climax after just three thrusts. I have been humiliated and discriminated several times by the reason of my small joystick. Research and findings have shown that ladies passionately detest guys with small joystick

mordtonia:


Having multiple sex partners even if you use 20 condoms at once, is a sign of irresponsibility to me. I don't know the answer to your question though, you can ask the girl's 'they' use it on.

naijaboiy:

I thought the topic says "Things that guys do".

How then,does having a small penís,which is actually not the fault of any man;come under your category as things a guy does that make women pique less interest in him.

Pray tell?

Baba, u dey mind me ni ?


I just say maaa post bullshit ni baba

Doxie69:
What I see from the thread is just guys trying to move away from their normal self just to impress a lady. If she wanna lose respect she can quicken her steps, is time people start living their life's the way they want it. Not some sissy guys looking to follow some nonsense rules or list just to impress a lady or just for the lady to stay . This life is too short to care about what other people will say. My life, my style, I live it the way I want not for any body. If someone does not like it she can kiss the dust.

mordtonia:


He's having 'safe sex' I know. Carrying condom around is irresponsible to me, because that tells me the guy has multiple partners and ready to add to the list anytime.

tosyne2much:
Baba, u dey mind me ni ?


I just say maaa post bullshit ni baba

I come say make I tackle you small.