₦airaland Forum

jerflakes:
Ftc

You can't try that in Nigeria

Somehow, Nigeria is a sweet country

Says who?

Jamariwolff:
DID you bitch keep running back to her ex?

Hmmmm someone's gonna be needing a penis enlargement done real quick.

It has nothing to do with this neither is there anything like enlargement. Stop believing the lies.

jamael:
Romans 3:23: The wages of sin is death but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

So sad how she ended. Many people probably would never have heard about her immoral lifestyle or even seen her nudes but she look how it all turned out.

So sad!

Shut up jare. Quoting Bible any how. Na you better pass.

Chukazu:
You can help him to report it

I can not report that case because I have no first hand evidence and Lagos is not my domain.

Abudu2000:
Stories!!! Come to igando and see temple run going on bw SARS and Young boyz

Since this statement was made, have you tried reporting those officers to x-squad? You just want to bad mouth everything.

There is another fake custom account I have come across. The lady is prettier than this one.

wildimagination:
When using numbers to drive home a point..especially precise statistical value involving pple ....be atleast rational enuf to quote ur source.....cos I have a feeling u ddnt conduct any personal survey to arrive at that figure.....Some pple don't just come here to read for fun u know.
Just saying ooo..if I struck a nerve...no vex

If e want vex make e vex. You can't categorically say over 90 million people suffer from depression without facts.

kallmemrB:
The dark honest truth is that 55% of Nigerians are suffering from Depressions...its really common among age 20-40....most youths of nowadays feel so empty even when they have love ones around them

And your conclusion is based on what premise?

I wish you the best sir.

La click....

NOETHNICITY:
This man Shehu sani is gradually showing his true colours.
His sinister, unannounced dissatisfaction with the Abiola award arises from PMB nonrecognition of the role he played in the June 12 debacle.

There's something innately dishonest and self serving about the way he's going about it.

Please be honest, if you were him, would you have kept quiet. He was hopelessly in prison and wasn't sure if he would come out alive. Walk his shoes.

FortifiedCity:
See your eye like rat wey dem nack im head for ground

Wetin you find go there

Is it your business or does he look like a child to you.

ChiefAzubuike:
This is the only problem I have with these people. They teach their children how to be wife beaters right from a young age.

You need hard sex to reset you. You're not thinking well.

Mediocre.

Aieboocaar:
This APC goons will never cease to amaze us.

zombies!! oya put on your thinking cap for once and think


Scenario 1:JAMB GENERATES 52MILLION IN 40 YEARS
if all things being equal across all year therefore jamb generates only a paltry 1.3million each year(WHICH IS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE)

Scenario 2: JAMB ALLEGEDLY GENERATES 52MILLION IN 40YEARS(whoever made this statement is surely experimenting with a new specie of janjaaweed).
Few months ago, the media was swayed with news of how a mysterious snake swallowed 36million naira in JUST one state office up north. If this is true, then you mean to tell us the snake swallowed over 27years of accrued hardwork from jamb

Stop doing rubbish analysis jare. It is a case of revenue leakage.

Innoson please give them a coaster sized bus.

Anybody that is unaware of these scams is not a Nigerian.

Soft

chinachukwu:
My girlfriend narrated to me that while she was coming back from work, One man claiming to be a foreigner stop her and told her to help her that he's stranded,while she was conversing with the foreigner a bike man came and suggested that they should help the foreigner.

My girlfriend agreed and followed them to one private place,the fraudster took away her phone,the bike man raped her and told her to go home and get any money&ATM that's in their house.

Unfortunately while she was at home searching for money and atm she couldn't see any, on the process she came downstairs to call the fraudster to tell them that she didn't see any money then i saw her and noticed that something was wrong, immediately i started persuading her to tell me the problem, she refused saying that she took an oath not to tell anyone.

I kept on persuading her until she told me that two people took her and also one of them raped her.



Please my fellow nairalands, what do i do?
I need your advise.

Keep in touch with the criminals and arrange a meeting with them with police on standby. This would cost you money because police needs money to mobilise for arrest, take statements, conduct interviews and charge to court.

Is this actually true? I want to see appointment letters flying and testimonials from participants.

EgunMogaji:
Nope. You'll hear my opinion.

Remeber that you quoted me. Until then you were nothing but an unknown userid.

You're making no sense, abeg shift. This conversation is done.

EgunMogaji:
No!

Lol, can I cash out your response in English at the nearest ATM? No, then keep it.

oshe11:
Beautiful with HORN for her forehead like HellBoy?

EgunMogaji:
Sho mo age mi ni?

Speak English jor, this is Nairaland not Yorubaland.

EgunMogaji:
This is the key.

A good employee will always have a job.

Stop acting smart because you have been fortunate.

Stubborn abusive cunt.

[quote author=Gaddafithe2nd post=68228453][/quote]Lol, only Yoruba correction is right, by correcting head aches, you goofed.

TonyeBarcanista:
Makarfi Presidency is a divine project and it doesn't stop me from appreciating hardworking Governors like Udom.

I like your resolve.

TonyeBarcanista:
Makarfi Presidency is a divine project and it doesn't stop me from appreciating hardworking Governors like Udom.

I like yuur resolve.

Speak yoruba abeg. My head aches from gbagaun written with confidence.

maisauki:
says someone that eats cow all his life

Take a look at your life and see how far you have reduced yourself. God will help you.