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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Issues Directive From Custody, As Ohanaeze Hints At December Release by Jetland(m): 10:59am On Dec 01, 2023
Pakute:

You dey call your younger brother's mate Daddy, shameless thing. Shiite members always go to Abuja to collect bullets for ELzakzaky untill he was released, even bokoharam dey carry weapon dey attack prison to release their members but what have ipob cowards done since the Kuje lord was picked up like beans?. The only thing those cowardly pigs have done is lock up their parents at home every Mondays.

How many Yorubas collected bullets for Sunday Igboho when he was arrested and detained

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Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 8:58pm On Nov 30, 2023
kennyz247:


U only end up showing the true nature of violent tribe 'Ebira' slowpoke like you shouldn't be living among the sane people...
Simple question,how many GTb do u have in the whole kogi state and where are they located,u are here splitting rubbish from u caused mouth

And the true nature of Okun people with evi*l and bitt*r hearts

Your grammar is full of errors, which makes it hard to read. No wonder you're so da*ft. Simple research you can't make, but you decided to display your hopel*ss and wretch*d life here. Isn't it obvious your life is in a pathetic state which is the reason why you type with all frustration?

Please, since you can't construct a simple and correct sentence, it's better I avoid you, because your grammar is reducing my IQ.
Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 8:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
kennyz247:


U only end up showing the true nature of violent tribe 'Ebira' slowpoke like you shouldn't be living among the sane people...
Simple question,how many GTb do u have in the whole kogi state and where are they located,u are here splitting rubbish from u caused mouth

And the true nature of Okun people with evi*l and bitt*r hearts

Your grammar is full of errors, which makes it hard to read. No wonder you're so da*ft. Simple research you can't make, but you decided to display your hopel*ss and wretch*d life here. Isn't it obvious your life is in a pathetic state which is the reason why you type with all frustration?

Please, since you can't construct a simple and correct sentence, it's better I avoid you because your grammar is reducing my IQ. grin
Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 11:31am On Nov 30, 2023
kennyz247:


Ibira is known for this response..
I only give reasons why kogi is one of poorest state in Nigeria..if I'm rong prove me right by countering my argument...just state any town you can find more at least four different banks with different name in the whole entire kogi state aside Lokoja.... A state that has only one or two branches of GTB,one Stanbic Bnk,one wema,one Polaris Bnk,one skybnk,no fedelity bnk in d whole state...
Firstly, it's "Ebira," not "Ibira." Secondly, it's "wrong," not "rong." I didn't know I've been arguing with ill*terate. The Okun people are known to be bitter (Only God knows the cause of their bitterness).

If you can't make a simple research to know the spelling of a tribe you so much h*te, how will you be able to come up with the statistics of the poorest state in Nigeria? Even understanding the correct spelling of "wrong" has become a problem for you because of your miser*ble life.

You're talking about having banks that have multiple branches in the state, how much do you have that a branch of a bank isn't enough for you? It's poverty that is drill*ng into your sk*ll mercilessly, which is the reason why you're so frustr*ted and tired of life.

Since you failed to prove your statistics that rank Kogi State as the most poorest state in Nigeria, I've helped you with one. I'd like you to show me how Kogi State ranked number one in the image below.

Politics / Re: Most Indebted States In Nigeria 2023 by Jetland(m): 11:18am On Nov 30, 2023
kennyz247, hope you can find Kogi State here.

1 🟣Lagos: ₦1.97 trillion
2 🔴Kaduna: ₦525.9 billion
3 🟤Delta: ₦511.3 billion
4 🟣Ogun: ₦379.2 billion
5 🟤Edo: ₦325.1 billion
6 🟤Cross river: ₦322.0 billion
7 🟤Rivers: ₦290.2 billion
8 🟢Imo: ₦280.8 billion
9 ⚫Bauchi: ₦278.7 billion
10 🟤Akwa Ibom: ₦233.1 billion
Politics / Re: Most Indebted States In Nigeria 2023 by Jetland(m): 11:14am On Nov 30, 2023
horsepower102:
🇳🇬MOST INDEBTED STATES - JUN 2023



Source: Statisense via (DMO)
Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 11:10am On Nov 30, 2023
kennyz247:


Ibira is known for this response..
I only give reasons why kogi is one of poorest state in Nigeria..if I'm rong prove me right by countering my argument...just state any town you can find more at least four different banks with different name in the whole entire kogi state aside Lokoja.... A state that has only one or two branches of GTB,one Stanbic Bnk,one wema,one Polaris Bnk,one skybnk,no fedelity bnk in d whole state...
Firstly, it's "Ebira," not "Ibira." Secondly, it's "wrong," not "rong." I didn't know I've been arguing with an illiterate. If you can't make a simple research to know the spelling of a tribe you so much hate, how will you be able to come up with the statistics of the poorest state in Nigeria? Even understanding the correct spelling of "wrong" has become a problem for you because of your miserable life. grin

The Okun people are known to be bitter (Only God knows the cause of their bitterness). You're talking about having a bank that has multiple branches in the state, how much do you have that a branch of a bank isn't enough for you? It's poverty that is drilling into your skull mercilessly, which is the reason why you're so frustrated and tired of life. grin
Romance / Can You Send Your Fianacee To School? Cartoon Debate by Jetland(m): 10:15am On Nov 30, 2023
As we all know, everyone has different views when it comes to whether one should send his fiancée to school before marriage. I'd like to hear your opinion on the debate in this video and let's see what you think about it. grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQs9l9-PdIo
Family / Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Jetland(m): 10:15pm On Nov 29, 2023
julybaba:
With the introduction of this test kit, it is now easy to carry out DNA testing from the comfort of your homes.

How many new generations marriages can survive this ?

Do you think this kit should be banned ? 😀😀😀




How much?
Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 3:06pm On Nov 28, 2023
kennyz247:


Where I come from is never your problem
All I know is kogi is one of the poorest state with zero development in Nigeria
And your village is not the poorest? Your village is so poor that you're not even proud to mention it. Even the house where you're leaving, isn't it in a poorest state? grin
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Jetland(m): 10:47am On Nov 28, 2023
Tohsynetita1:
I paid everything from my purse. Am desperate to do the business because I know the gain.
Thanks bro. I really appreciate.

I sent you a private email bro
Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 10:45am On Nov 28, 2023
kennyz247:

Audio projects
Since this ones are Audio projects, show me the VIDEO projects your Governor executed.
It's seems you're an Okun guy. And if that's true, now I know where you bitterness is emanating from. grin
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Jetland(m): 9:10am On Nov 28, 2023
Tohsynetita1:

That's a good question, when starting I risk like 10kg of goods and I sent it first. Most will not want to pay before service. That what I did.

if they see that in your action, they will see that you are a serious person.
Thanks for your reply bro.

Wow! That's good.
Does it mean you were also responsible for the shipping fee when you sent the 10kg of the goods?

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Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 9:06am On Nov 28, 2023
kennyz247:

You leaving is blue roof and and sch went through you,can list any capital project executed or still going on the whole state within the last four years.

A state still owing it workers salaries
No employment
A state with zero investment both from government and foreign body
A state with no good road network,
A state with no light
Insecurity is on the high side

Apart from Lokoja,can you mention any other town,that can bost of good road, good social
amenities,a town that have more than four diffent banks within the town... infact there so many banks that has no branch in the entire kogi start..




Here is the link to the projects executed by Governor Yahya Bello's administration: https://www.kogipedia.net/projects-update/

Please kindly go through it and ensure you go through the slides.

You've not mentioned your state. I wonder why you're hiding it. Since your state is the most developed state in Nigeria, I expected you to have broadly mentioned it and the CAPITAL projects your governor executed.
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Jetland(m): 7:42pm On Nov 27, 2023
Tohsynetita1:

if you check my past post even here on "Travel" , there's a time I was looking for someone to do market research for me overseas, I have some one that does that in illinois, Chicago and Ohio but I wanted to extend then and someone was discouraging me that it can't be done. What can't be done, to go to African stores and ask if they could need someone to supply them some other African foods if it's not sufficient or they don't have at all. The worst they can say is " they don't want" will they beat? The task is a paid task o. But someone said it's not possible here in overseas, as if no be human being they live their. Even fellow Nigerians sometimes. FYI, I sent dried snails and honey on Tuesday this week. So, am not new to it.

Please, when it comes to payment, do your customers pay before delivery? And how did your customers built trust in you that you won't scam them, especially the first time they bought from you?
Politics / Re: Kogi Freezes State, LG Accounts by Jetland(m): 7:52am On Nov 24, 2023
kennyz247:
Kogi the most underperforming state
Some of you'll be under your brown roof and open your mouths talking down on Kogi State.
Yes, Kogi State isn't getting it right, just like the whole nation is in a retrogressive mode, but doesn't make Kogi State as the most under performing state in Nigeria.

If not that you went through school but school didn't go through you (that's if went to school), show me your stat where you derived your conclusion that Kogi State is the most under performing state.

A little research would have saved you from this ignorant comment.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Jetland(m): 1:25pm On Nov 21, 2023
Carcholce:


Let me summarize it:

OP married his long time girlfriend and taught her how to fish, She started fishing and started being disrespectful and not submissive. The thing vex OP. OP that was once a church boy was forced to start doing hookup and bending doggy inside his car. The wife noticed but She nor send OP. After OP have had his fill of hookup, he came to his senses and gave his life to Christ. It was after his eyes has cleared that he realized his last born resembles his sisters in law last born.

Did the OPs wife mistakenly fell on her sisters bed and rode her brother in law till he came inside her? OP is confused. So am I.

The question OP is asking now is “Who get the pikin”

Omo, see summary. You deserve an award for this grin

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Career / Re: OpenAI (ChatGPT) Sacks Sam Altman (CEO) by Jetland(m): 4:33pm On Nov 18, 2023
tonicyril:
Bros if I didn't code u won't have the materia to invest on in the first place...

If I erred, cal board meeting and let settle it, if I don't heed then sell ur shares and comot..

Abi until we start to dey use gbetugbetu pursue ourselves for dream before u know that it doesn't work that way in Africa??

grin
Politics / Re: How Supporters Welcomed Yahaya Bello and Ododo Home After Election Victory (Vid) by Jetland(m): 9:41am On Nov 14, 2023
Factfinder1:

What did the Igala started?

They rotated power amongst themselves for over 21 years. They even told Ebira people that their goat (Igala goat) will rule Kogi State before anyone from Ebira will become the Governor of Kogi state.

This is time for pay back.

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Politics / Re: How Supporters Welcomed Yahaya Bello and Ododo Home After Election Victory (Vid) by Jetland(m): 9:37am On Nov 14, 2023
GentleRay:
He should come to Kogi East, we'll welcome him how we welcome electoral thieves.

You and I know that you're "whining" yourself. if he comes to Kogi east and you do anyhow, you'll see anyhow.
Travel / Re: Abuja Airport Shut Down As Aircraft Overshoots Runway (Pictures/Video) by Jetland(m): 8:49pm On Nov 12, 2023
officialwdhtv:
Abuja Airport shut down as aircraft overshoots runway



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzjX88Ip0Tg/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
See cracked runway. We'll soon be seeing potholes on our runways
Politics / Re: Kogi Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Jetland(m): 6:56pm On Nov 11, 2023
anigbajumo:
I’m only seeing bloc votes across tribal lines. Ebira and Igala testing their popularity in their own region.

You're very correct

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Business / From A Humble N500 Start To A Thriving Enterprise: How It All Started. by Jetland(m): 1:38pm On Nov 11, 2023
I didn't plan to share this here before, but I later decided to write this. Who knows? It may be a path to some people's financial breakthrough.

In January this year, my friend, whom I affectionately refer to as "My Baby," told me that she wanted to start a data reselling business. Initially, I was quick to rebuke her because, to me, I didn't see any sense in going into the data reselling business when the profit per gigabyte ranged from 50 Naira to 100 Naira. At that time, she had just graduated from the university and was about to go for her NYSC. However, her determination to venture into the business left me with no option but to agree.

After we had agreed that she would start the business, I remember asking her how much she needed to start, and she replied with just N500. As soon as she mentioned N500, I burst into laughter, but I quickly composed myself to avoid offending her.

To cut the story short, she started the business. I still vividly recall her first customer who wanted to buy 5GB worth of data. She didn't have enough funds in her wallet to fulfill the order, and I was in the process of sending her some money when she assured me that she would ask the customer to make payment first before delivering the data. The customer sent the money, and she used it to fund her account. That's how she began her journey in the business, gradually growing her customer base.

In August this year, she approached me with the idea of having her own VTU website to streamline the process of selling data to her customers. I was initially skeptical, thinking she couldn't have earned enough to set up a VTU website. However, when she showed me her account balance, I was amazed. I decided to help her set up the website because she had convinced me that there was silent money in the business.

The most interesting part is that when I buy data from her, I usually let her keep the change. It's not just me; many people think that data resellers are struggling to make ends meet. Surprisingly, some data resellers are more financially stable than those in traditional white-collar jobs.

Currently, she is in a league of her own. I've set up her website, which you can find at
===>> https://faithdataconnect.com.ng, and even built the app version of her website. I've also joined her in the business, so transactions keep flowing even when we're asleep.

What I've come to understand is that making massive profits in a business doesn't depend on the profit per unit of the product you're selling; it depends on how many customers you can attract.

Let me provide an example: I know a man who sells 50,000 gigabytes per day. He has many data resellers on his website, and each reseller can sell up to 50 gigs a day. He makes only 2 Naira per gig on his website, selling MTN 1 gig for 215 Naira and reselling it for 217 Naira to his resellers, who, in turn, sell it for 250 to 300 Naira. Some even sell it for 350 Naira per gig.

Let's do the math: If the man sells 50,000 gigs per day, making only 2 Naira on each gig, that's 50,000 gigs x 2 Naira, which equals 100,000 Naira per day.

To achieve this milestone isn't that simple; it requires some hard work and smart thinking. Even if you can't make that much, earning 5-10k per day is still significant, with room for improvement.

Why did I share this here? Firstly, I shared this for the sake of those who are jobless and looking for an opportunity. Secondly, to promote this business. The beauty of this business is that you don't need money to start; customers have to pay upfront, and once they do, you can use the funds to fulfill their data orders.

If you want to buy CHEAP internet data, utility bills, cable subscriptions, exam pins, etc., create your account on https://faithdataconnect.com.ng

Our customer support service is top-notch.

Crime / Re: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by Jetland(m): 9:46am On Nov 11, 2023
Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

Let me say this for the sake of those that this may be beneficial to. I pray you don't ever experience something like this, and if it ever happened, don't play a gentle man card. You need to be proactive. Once someone walks to you and says you have stolen his manhood, gather as much energy as you can and land him brain-resetting slaps that will cause him to feel dizzy. Don't stop there, continue shouting as much as you can that he has stolen your money by removing it from your pocket and given it to his accomplice who has run away. By doing this, when people gather, they will be confused on whose story they should believe. You must insist that you want to take the person to the police station. Only let go if people are seriously begging you to forgive him.

Being gentle and looking confused would make people believe that you actually did it.
Please let's say safe.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Add Links To Nairaland Posts by Jetland(m): 11:23am On Nov 09, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Heritage Minister Amichai Eliyahu: Nuking Gaza Is An Option by Jetland(m): 11:45am On Nov 05, 2023
Agritech:

They are making things difficult for their allies.
Now America and Europe can no longer condemn Russia because Israel brutality is making Putin look like a saint.

The West might not recover from this damage to their reputation.

This is a different case. Russian attacked Ukraine, not Ukraine attacking Russia. In the case of Hamas, they attacked Israel and Israel is retaliating.
Career / Re: Should I Quit Or Continue by Jetland(m): 2:53pm On Nov 03, 2023
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Agriculture / Re: How Maureensylvia Expanded From Raw Agro Produce To Agro-processing In Two Years by Jetland(m): 8:28pm On Oct 20, 2023
maureensylvia:
To unlock the global potential of my venture, securing a NAFDAC number became paramount.

This journey was no walk in the park, but it was one I managed to navigate entirely on my own. My journey to obtain a NAFDAC number taught me a lot about the agro-processing industry, and it made me appreciate the hard work and dedication of all the people involved in this industry.

It also gave me a new appreciation for the challenges that entrepreneurs face when trying to bring their products to market.

If you're curious about how I obtained my NAFDAC number, I'm more than willing to share my story; just let me know so I create a thread for it

In a nutshell, my business is no longer limited to raw produce. It now extends to processing agricultural goods, opening up a world of opportunities for those willing to embrace creativity and innovative thinking.

So, if you're looking to explore new horizons and break free from the ordinary, keep an eye on my journey and discover the exciting world of agro-processing.

Together, we'll uncover a realm of possibilities beyond the conventional!

Nlfmod

Wow! Congratulations. This is a real woman. Please share with us, how you were able to secure your NAFDAC approval.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Approves ₦35,000 Wage Award To Civil Servants by Jetland(m): 2:55pm On Oct 20, 2023
Are NYSC members part of the new minimum wages?

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