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BusinessSkrill, Neteller Or Perfect Money Fund Needed by Jetland(op): 12:48am On Feb 27, 2019
If you have either Skrill, Neteller or Perfect money fund, contact me via call or WhatsApp. number: 08135472339
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FamilyRe: My Wife Has Reduced Me To A Common Trash. by Jetland(m): 5:07pm On Feb 26, 2019
Capensis:
Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to do, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving you pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

Do you think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.
Chai! I fear you Sha
ComputersRe: Please How Can I Check Data Balance On My Modem Without Removing...... by Jetland(op): 2:44pm On Feb 24, 2019
waleyp:
Same Thing When I Started Using MiFI, You No Get Choice O, You Will Have To De Put Your Sim Inside A Phone To Check Your Balance
Nawao. Alright, bro. Thanks
ComputersPlease How Can I Check Data Balance On My Modem Without Removing...... by Jetland(op): 1:14pm On Feb 24, 2019
I'm using a Modem for the first time, but I've been experiencing some issues here, I don't know if it's normal or not. I've been trying to check my balance on my airtel sim, but I don't seem to find a way around it. I would love to know if it's possible for one to check account/data balance (like *140# or *234#)without having to remove the sim from the modem and insert it in a phone. Looking at the images below, whenever I dial code, it doesn't return expected results as phones do.

Thanks

SportsRe: Jose Mourinho Accepts A 12-Month Prison Sentence For Tax Fraud by Jetland(m): 1:32pm On Feb 05, 2019
anjigirl:
The loopholes are set up by the government to milk the elites and footballers,They won’t talk if they notice any discrepancies in your tax document unlike other countries, in order to collect huge sum of fine from you in the future
What if the defaulter dies before them?
PoliticsRe: "If You Are A Nigerian, Please Watch This & See How They Rig Election" - Lady by Jetland(m): 8:25am On Jan 16, 2019
Shawnnn01:
PDP must be paid in the same coin they rigged election in Nigeria for 16 years, every member of that satanic fraudulent party can head to hell if not okay with that.
Your condition has gone beyond brain-resetting but brain-formatting.
EducationRe: Ali Shuaibu Baba, First Class Computer Science Graduate Who Slaughters Chickens by Jetland(m): 7:53am On Dec 24, 2018
maynation:
I have four laptops, all I do is charge them, play Pes and watch movies with them. Anything more??

Please help a sister.
How can we help you when you said you don't reply pm?
SportsRe: Kelechi Nkoro Calls Out Pinncik. Reminds Him Of Promise To The Super Falcons by Jetland(m): 4:58pm On Dec 10, 2018
Allylic:
NFF sabi promise and fail..why cant they spend more money on female football since its obvious the ladies are more serious and successful in football than their male counterpart..All those acclaimed gender equality campaigner and feminist won't say anything about these now oo.Oh I forgot it is not the issue of boyfriend girlfriend..
cheesy they will come for you. Lol
RomanceRe: Nigerian man reacts after seeing photos of a white couple very simple wedding by Jetland(m): 10:17am On Dec 05, 2018
TomatoBiscuit:
I like this. Thumbs up for the simplicity.
I like simplicity too. Can we do ours like that? cool
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by Jetland(m): 6:29pm On Dec 02, 2018
spongeisback:
OP you're pure evil WOW!

How many temples was built during the during the time of Solomon? Solomon built ONE(1) temple for all of Israel, so this men of god that claim to be directed by the "holy spirit" why can't they build one temple like Solomon since you want to make that comparison.

Why do "Oyedopo's sons" need different mega structures if they're really inspired by god and not
greed?!

Oyedopo built his, eneche followed and David's own shrine is under construction. Why's it that they're all following the same template?
1) build church
2) build expensive school
3) build a city
4) rinse and repeat
If this doesn't tell you no God sent this men I don't know what will, but you're blinded by greed and ignorance and you feel "oh if I keep supporting them one day I will get mine"

Of course "god" is happy that an impoverished nation like Nigeria is building temples for him, he's sooooooo happy that he's blessing us. Last week while the dedication of the "glory dome" was going on we lost our biggest oil buyer....thank you god!
Ritual killings is on the all time high because of the level of poverty and hunger...you're awesome god!

Compare now to when the Pentecostal vampires haven't flooded Nigeria to then when we had fewer churches and no mega structures....god is really really happy!

Thank you daddy god!!!!
Bro, your lamentation should go directly to our government. Since the members of the church are not complaining, it should not be your headache. It's their money and they're at liberty to use it whichever way they want.

Telling them what they should have used the money for is like dictating to someone on how to use his/her money.
Christianity EtcRe: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Jetland(m): 9:54am On Nov 25, 2018
janettee:
You people will use the bible to justify anything.

In the passages you quoted. Nowhere was it stated that wives shouldn't bear their own surname when they get married.

Crap!..
Must you be told every word for word in the Bible before you know what's right? Where in the Bible did God say we should has sex with our wives/husbands?
You can't eve find the word SEX in the Bible. But with the term that was used, we were able to know that it's God's will for us to have sex with our wives or husbands.

So don't Wait to see exert word to grasp some biblical teachings.
TravelRe: This Is The Major Reason Why Pilots Dump Fuel Before Landing. (PHOTOS) by Jetland(m): 9:44am On Nov 16, 2018
dadalicious:
Ignorance is really a disease.
When I wa younger, anytime I see that whitish clouds from an airplane, I always thought it was a jet moving very fast.
Thank bro for enlightenment
Yours is even better. Until now, I thought it was smoke coming from the exhauster (silencer) of the aeroplane just as smoke is emitted from motorcycle exhauster. In fact, ignorance is a disease.
RomanceRe: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Jetland(m): 2:12pm On Nov 12, 2018
otabuko:
Stupidity get level sha.
Bro, hers is out range
RomanceRe: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Jetland(m): 2:11pm On Nov 12, 2018
Pureety:
Op you said she used the money in settling family issues? Its not like she used it to go shopping for herself or on frivolous things!!

To her, family comes first, probably she didn't want to be selfish and use the money on herself while her family are in pressing need of money!!

If this is your reason for breaking up then you were never in love with that lady!!
The money was given to her for a different purpose. When she had to use the money otherwise, did she inform the guy knowing fully well that the money didn't come from her?
RomanceRe: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Jetland(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Who is thos cocoNUT head above me.

How is she a useless girl.

Its not by force to be in a relationship

If you cannot cope with her , leave her alone.

Some men are very capable....they wont complain..
They wouldnt mind spending all their savings for her afterall shes your girlfriend.
Stingy man
I'm sorry to say this, your stupidity has built mansions in your head and there is no remedy.

How could a resealable person said this trash? Until you change this mentality of yours, you can't stay long in a man's house. I said this without apologies.
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:59pm On Nov 06, 2018
eberedigital:
login to your cpanel, go to file manager. click on public HTML, then wp-content then on themes and then on the name of your theme. look for functions.php and right click and select edit. click OK on the pop over that appears. a text editor will open in a new window then press Ctrl+f and type in the name of the functions. from there you can change the hand coded values.
I used Google cloud platform, hope that can be achieved through phpmyadmin or FTP
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:29pm On Nov 06, 2018
etoluw:
if that does't work try checking the wp_footer hook

the wp_footer() (line 19) hook is responsible for hidding things in the footer.

You have to go through all hooks and you will find the function responsible for that.
Thanks
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2018
eberedigital:
go to your functions file and look for s7upf_get_foot_visual($page_id) and s7upf_get_footer_default() functions
Thanks bro for your contribution. I still couldn't locate it. And I'm not that tech savvy.
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:24pm On Nov 06, 2018
fnep2smooth:
First... You bought the theme through black market so technically some features like changing your footer won't be possible unless you are good in coding. And the footer name you are changing gives credit to the theme developer.


I can change it for you just 2k.

cool
I bought it through Evato element
The 2k dey make me piss for body grin
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:23pm On Nov 06, 2018
bedfordng:
every theme has their theme options. it could be via theme option or customization. so try to check customization to see if the footer option is there to change it. better still, If the theme has its own theme option, then you can check that
I've gone through the customization route but no positive result. Thanks bro
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:22pm On Nov 06, 2018
hostkobo:
Hi

Is this (https://themeforest.net/item/worldnews-responsive-wordpress-blogmagazine/7118875) your theme?

regards
HK
That's the name of the theme
WebmastersRe: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 6:22pm On Nov 06, 2018
I've gone through the customization route but no positive result.
WebmastersI'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(op): 11:07am On Nov 06, 2018
Hello greet webmasters here, I bought a wordpress theme sometimes ago and decided to use it, but having some issues with it.

I tried changing the footer text to mine, but I couldn't get where the text that's showing at the footer is located in the theme. I've checked the footer.php, which is the most common place footer texts are located in some theme. But in my case, it's not found there.

I've even checked all the files but still coudn't located it. I don't want to hide the text by using custom CSS as some gurus claimed google frowns at it.
I'm quite optimistic that I will get a solution from here.

Please any usefuly tips will be of great benefit

Below I attached two screen shots to the post

Thanks in advance

TravelRe: BREAKING: Accident At Aseese Ibadan Express Way (PHOTOS) by Jetland(m): 7:52am On Oct 23, 2018
[quote author=ishowdotgmail post=72334480]Hope nobody die oo[/quotes e]
When the Op said that 6-7 bodies whisked away by FRSC?
SportsRe: Chelsea Vs Man Utd - 2 : 2 (Full Time) by Jetland(m):
The game is going to be an interesting one. I know I will beat Man U blue and red today.

Since 2013, this is my FTC. Where is Seun self? Make he con give me my money.
CrimeRe: Help! Please, How Do I Take The Police Arrest This Man... by Jetland(op): 9:47am On Oct 09, 2018
xdeelala:
if I were you believe me don't talk to that guy again.thats there way just pick him up with the police if you can and I no the ll say it's not there jurisdiction go to a far police station from were the guy works and take some police men.those laptop repairs can't do the work the make money from saleing customers stuff's.thats how my Toshiba laptop I didn't use for one year was condemned just that I was far in another state. if not I would first fight that guy then invite the police.even the guy called me if I would sale my screen and I said no.when he way billed the Pc he hv already sold the CD ROM and screen and hard drive.
Thank you
CrimeRe: Help! Please, How Do I Take The Police Arrest This Man... by Jetland(op): 9:46am On Oct 09, 2018
ikeno:
I know how painful it is to lose one's property especially when entrusted in the hands of an engineer you trusted..still talk to him and give an ultimatum when to replace your harddrive else you gonna take a drastic action towards him.
Thanks
CrimeHelp! Please, How Do I Take The Police Arrest This Man... by Jetland(op): 11:22pm On Oct 08, 2018
I gave my laptop to an engineer for repair, few days later, I went to collect the laptop, only for him to tell me that he didn't see the hard drive.

Meanwhile I've a lot of software and some other documents in the hard drive. They guy begged me to please allow him buy the hard drive while I wave the files in the hard drive, since he can't provide it. I later reasoned within me and decided to let go.

He promised me that he would fix the pc with the hard drive the following day. But since then (a month ago) till now, he hasn't fixed it for me.

He has been playing me. So I've decided to take police arrest him so that I can get my pc.

This is my first time of thinking of taking police arrest someone. I don't know if there is a specific procedure for that, or can I just walk into the police station and tell them I'm want them to kelp me arrest someone?

Your comment is highly appreciated.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Offers Kate Dekpe, With Poetic Pidgin English A Job At Silverbird by Jetland(m): 5:34am On Sep 20, 2018
"whatever your hand findeth, do it with all diligence."
EventsRe: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by Jetland(m): 2:11pm On Aug 29, 2018
11 May
InvestmentClosed by Jetland(op):
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