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RomanceRe: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Jetland(m): 7:36pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Don't disgrace yourself, bro. What about honor? Would you say it's an honor to be here? Or you would rather say it's a honor to be here?
PoliticsRe: Ladies Should Not Aspire To Be First Lady But Start Selling Akara - Rufai Oseni by Jetland(m): 4:22pm On Jun 26
BATified2023:
This rufai is too dull


So who works to b first lady?
Mention one person who was frying Akara as a business and later became a Nigeria first lady.
That’s how you'll know stupidd you comment looks like.
CrimeRe: Sarah Ojodomo Idoko, Kogi University Student Found Dead by Jetland(m): 5:53pm On Jun 04
Kobicove:
The bad happenings in Kogi is like a recurring decimal, no good news ever comes out of that state.

Sure kidnapping and armed banditry also happens in other states but the one of Kogi is on another level entirely!
I don't like arguing with people who can't prove their claims.
Show me recurring decimal in Kogi state, and I will show you the recurring decimal in your state or other states.
No good news every comes from Kogi state? You must be living in a cave.
Before I engage with you any further, let's know your state.
CrimeRe: Sarah Ojodomo Idoko, Kogi University Student Found Dead by Jetland(m): 10:26am On Jun 04
Kobicove:
Kogi state is a very terrible place!

The only good thing there is Obajana Cement Industries
Name one state where this same thing has never happened before.
Tell me, which state that is not terrible to live in Nigeria as we speak?
42 kids and teachers are being held by kidnappers in Ibadan for over 20 days now, and they yet to be released. At least, such thing has never happened in Kogi state, where 42 kids teachers were held by kidnappers without being rescued.
Am I saying Kogi state is safe? Absolutete not. Just like every state is not safe in Nigeria. Kogi is not the worst when it comes to insecurity.
And if you think I'm lying, come up with your variable data.
You people should stop having unnecessary orgasm when bad things happen in Kogi state. Your state is not better..
PoliticsRe: “over 24 Hours Later, The False Narrative Against Me Has Failed Completely,” VDM by Jetland(m): 12:23pm On May 29
saphiere:
Clout chaser at it again. You called out Chike and did the same thing.
Face the Topic. This is not about Chike
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Reacts To Bayo Onanuga's Arrest Threat by Jetland(m): 11:39pm On May 27
Segzy19:
I pity this boy called VDM.
You want to fight the establishment?
You will be brought to your knees.

Let online people and your followers keep deceiving you... You see all that your muscles will flatten out by the time DSS picks you up...

Please return to the country first...
He didn't tell you that he can not be arrested. As a matter of fact, he said he would rather be in jailed than to be silent.
He's not a coward like you.
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Reacts To Bayo Onanuga's Arrest Threat by Jetland(m): 11:35pm On May 27
Jayhome24:
Mr man keep quiet.

If you know you are innocent come home and proof your innocent.

Sowore who could have fight for you you already fought him so come here if you are sure you are innocent..
Some of you are just stack in illiterates. Allegation that has been confirmed to be false, he should come and defind himself? Anyway, he has already said he's coming to Nigeria. Tell your APC gangs to arrest him on his arrival.
FamilyRe: Unforgiveness: Please I Need Help. by Jetland(m): 12:02pm On May 25
Anuoluwa12345:
Good evening, pls I need help on something
I don't even know how to put it well, but I will try my best to explain a little..and I seek sincere advice from matured and experienced ppl on the forum.

I am a type that when I love ppl, I love them wholeheartedly..to the extent that I will give in all my best to them.. be it family members or non. When I tell you I gat your back, then I truly mean it. But the problem now is, when these ppl hurt me. I don't know how to handle it, I don't even know if I will call it unforgiving spirit or maybe cause I remember things alot, I will surely not forget.

It's not as if I won't forgive them o, I will but, to make that relationship between me and that person smooth back.. it's not possible.. the distance will always be there.. tho before I get angry or pick offence it takes long, but once it happens like this! I know I have lost relationship with that soul.

Some of my relatives (extended fam) offended me, and since about 3 yrs now, these ppl have been sending different ppl just to beg me and talk to me etc.. in order to make things back, but it's just not working!. Cuz I know myself.

And I am a type that, once I vex, I don't look back..even if the person has done a lot of things etc.. I have tried my best but it's just not working. And I understand the fact that there is no how there won't be argument among humans, it's not possible.

My greatest fear now is, what if I marry, is this how It will be towards my husband, someone I claim I love? Pls how do I tackle this problem before I reach that stage, pls I need sincere word of wisdom from elders, else why I come to a faceless forum to pour out my mind.
I had the same trait 100%, but I later overcame mine.
I'm busy now, but I'll come back to this later. I sent you an email request though
BusinessID Verifications For Freelancers And Business Owners by Jetland(op): 1:53pm On Apr 18, 2025
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PoliticsRe: I’m Satisfied With Tinubu’s Performance — Afenifere Leader, Fasoranti by Jetland(m): 1:47pm On Apr 18, 2025
Alright
PoliticsRe: SERAP Sues Akpabio For Failing To Lift 'Unlawful Suspension' Of Senator Natasha by Jetland(m): 9:47am On Mar 17, 2025
Exceed15:
Even Ebira youth from her constituent have distanced themselves from her unruly character. The evil here is that, she's serial blackmailer and Gold digger. She did it to her present husband.
Those were Yayaya Bello's supporters.
PoliticsRe: Ijumu LG In Kogi State Shuts Down Market Over Insecurity by Jetland(m): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2025
Ismat17:
God bless you for educating him
Don't mind him, he's guy is high on something
PoliticsRe: Ijumu LG In Kogi State Shuts Down Market Over Insecurity by Jetland(m): 11:18pm On Mar 14, 2025
funshint:
Seems you didn't comprehend what I wrote before rushing to reply. Unchecked criminality from Kogi state by Fulani herdsmen is a problem for Ondo state. It's really unfortunate you continue to elect e-diots as governors in that state. I won't be surprised if Ododo actually has Fulani blood. Kogi is a failed state in all ramifications. Very big, resource rich but useless!
Just the same way you elected the clueless and drug lord to rule over 200 million Nigerians.
There is nothing I don’t understand in your comment, except if you’re implying that you made the comment under the influence of alcohol, you made comment with some brain cells loss.
Like I previously said, deal with the source of the problem instead of deflecting blames. It’s a senseless thing to say that Kogi state is the reason why Ondo and SW are having security challenges.
Why don’t you ask your governor to tighten the borders to Kogi states and also set up security teams to crush the Fulanis terrorizing your state and region?
In case you don’t know how senseless your post is, let me tell you:
Just the same way you’re blaming Kogi state government for the influx of these criminals, the same way Kogi state has every right to blame northern states for allowing them move to Kogi state.
But sensible people don’t look for excuses, but rather tackle the problems.
What the hell is your governor doing?
Thank God you said Ododo has Fulanis blood in him. Maybe that’s why he IS NOT HANDLING them well, but does your governor have Fulans’s blood too?
What about your President? How has he able to handle the insecurity?
Have you forgotten when your president said that Yoruba and Fulanis are one?
Have you forgotten when there was a report that Fulanis attacked and killled some people in Ondo state, but he was asking for a proof?
Your president promised Nigerians security during campaign, where is it today?
When some of you imbeciless hear anything about Kogi, you start having unnecessary orgasm.
If your state that’s probably sharing boundaries with some few state can’t handle your security, how sensible it’s to blame Kogi that’s sharing boundaries with about 10 states in Nigeria?
Mr Man, you have two people to blame: Your governor, and your Drug lord president. Kogi State is not your problem. Its’ high time you started telling your governors to wake up and secure your bother just the same way you expect Kogi state government to secure Kogi State boarder.
You can go ahead and say rubbish once again, and I’ll swiftly reply you as soon as I see it.
Lest I forget, disclose your state just the same way I did so that this dragging can make sense. You can’t be hiding and saying rubbish. Be proud of it and let me know, so that we can keep this going as smoothly as possible.
PoliticsRe: Ijumu LG In Kogi State Shuts Down Market Over Insecurity by Jetland(m): 8:27pm On Mar 14, 2025
funshint:
When you have an e-diot as a governor these are the type of things that'll be happening. You'll expect a security-porous state like Kogi to have its own state security outfit by now. But the rulers are disconnect from the people; they are only concerned with appealing to the oligarchs from the north and stealing billions from the state coffers. Kogi state is a problem for Ondo state and SW at large.
Instead of addressing the real issues, you're subverting or deflecting blame. How is Kogi state a problem to Ondo and SW? For your information, Fulani (the real perpetrators of these criminal activities) are not from Kogi state. Kogi State is also a victim of the general insecurity in the country.

In case you didn't know, Kogi State is the only state in Nigeria that shares boundaries with almost 10 states across the country. The implications of this are that, if 2 criminals moved from each of these states to Kogi State, then Kogi would have about 20 to deal with.

The original problem is not from Kogi State, so we should deal with the source if we really want to curb it. Additionally, we also need to channel our energy and hold the federal government responsible for their incompetence when it comes to the insecurity affecting the country.

Lest I forget, I'm from Kogi State, and I'm typing this from Kogi State. I can count how many of those Fulani criminals the state government had dealt with. Tell the FG to stop handling those bastards with kid gloves.
PoliticsRe: FG To US Congress: Christians Not insurgency Target, Nigeria A peaceful Nation by Jetland(m): 4:59pm On Mar 14, 2025
PresidObi:
They will deny anything, for us to know it's the truth.

Madalla Christmas day church bombing in Abuja
Kidnapped Reverend father killed in Kaduna
Deborah
Benue repeated massacres without stop or even catching one killer
Inside Church massacre of unarmed people in Onitsha 2016
Gideon Akaluka
That Redeemed preacher woman hacked to death while preaching in Abuja
Chibok 300 girls
Ese Oruru
Lear sheribu


Too numerous to count
You forgot to add Ondo massacre.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: Militant Group Spits Fire, Threatens To Attack Oil Facility (Video) by Jetland(m): 9:34pm On Mar 07, 2025
Apel147:
These guys don't want the wrath of fed might unleashed in that region! I thought fubara is smart to avoid using this unscrupulous elements over a matter the law has settled amicably, let's see how this unfolds.
Two things would happen, an impeachment or a total military take over by declaring a state of emergency on rivers people! When there is a military takeover the law is suspended and decrees set in, even the militant wouldn't have any safe havens when this happens.. Sim should no allow those who sank him sink him deeper!
How many state of emergency has been declared in any Northern states since Bandits, Boko Haram, and ISWAP started in the North?
I'm just asking for a friend.
CrimeRe: U.S. Seizes $1.5 Million Linked To Nigerian Fraudster Avwerosuo Omokri by Jetland(m): 7:52pm On Mar 06, 2025
TechCapon:
Notice how every single crypto he has was tracked and seized? One thing I learned is that crypto is not even safe to hide cash anymore. If they want to track it and seize the, they'll do it.
I was discussing with a friend about hushpuppi and he said that he has a lot of crypto hidden away from the FBI and he'll be very rich when he finishes his prison term and I told him it's a lie.

Every single account and crypto wallet he owns will be tracked and seized. The guy doesn't have any secret cash anywhere except he buried it in the ground. As long as it's on any online platform, it has a digital trail that can be tracked just like this fraudster.
He's dull scammer. You stole money and sent it to centralized exchange. It's very easy to track. It would have been hard for him to be tracked if he had used decentralized wallet instead.
TravelRe: Four Confirmed Dead, Two Injured In Kogi Lone Auto-Crash by Jetland(m): 7:08pm On Mar 04, 2025
😢

RomanceRe: 'Your Wife Must Not Cook For You' - Bride’s Father Shocks Groom (Photos) by Jetland(m): 7:32pm On Feb 27, 2025
Tallesty1:
If we embrace 50/50 in all aspects of marriage, you online noise makers will run with your tails between your legs. To begin with, 50/50 doesn't start after marriage—it should start from day one. I come to your place to get a list, and we split the bill 50/50, or you go to mine and get your list. Your sisters will stop planning their dream weddings with a ₦100k bank account.

Once we're done with the marriage and she moves into my house, she will start paying rent based on the value of the house. We’ll also split every other responsibility 50/50—down to who turns on the generator and fixes the lights. And if we're unlucky enough to have criminals break in, both of us will be walking side by side to open that door.

If the government and police fail, and men on the street have to keep watch, you all are coming out too. Now, on having kids, we will take turns—I’ll get you pregnant, and then it’s your turn to get me pregnant. If you fail within two years, then it’s my turn again.

Do you really think cooking and cleaning are problems for men today? How much is a washing machine? You're here supporting a foolish man just because your son isn’t the groom. Nonsense.

Men shouldered responsibilities for years, no problem but the moment some of you started bringing nonsense N30 support, we will not hear words again.
I need to print this comment, frame it, and hang it in my house 😂😂🤣
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Apologize To Nedu’s Alleged Lover. (video) by Jetland(m): 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2025
ThatNaijaNigger:
Vdm too dey Cho Cho Cho without confirmation now see e dey apologize !
Did you watch the video to the end?
CareerRe: My January Salary Withheld by Jetland(m): 6:08pm On Feb 11, 2025
1phone:
Background: I was employed 2-month ago and the job was a full time job. It's more of inventory in a luxury firm. It's a one- man business operated by husband and wife.

I was given a responsibility of handling the inventory aspect which I will submit on an Excel format(which must include all pictures of the stock keeping unit of above 1000) I took my time to study the process and counted every stock and submitted. The company/shop did not have any primary data before now.

Towards mid January, while still on the excel, the wife brought one software which she said she want to use for sale and that I should continue uploading the items. I suspended the Excel and continued with the software. Her culture before now which I got from old staff was to use inventory officer to count her stock and sack them at the end of 3--month and she always get away with that since no appointments letter until end of 3month.

The wife now insist on not paying me January salary with flimsy excuses of not getting my report on time . Is that a valid reason? What should be the next line of action for me now that I don't have a letter of appointment?
Reach out to very dark man (VDM).
Dem no born them well make them no pay you.
PoliticsRe: Plans For 2027 Coalition Ongoing As Opposition Forces Unite To Topple Tinubu by Jetland(m): 8:54am On Feb 08, 2025
SIRAO:
I can see that you are an illiterate and anuofia by comparing Ghana economy with Nigeria economy. Pls Nigeria remains the largest economy in Africa.

Secondly, buhari was far better to Jonathan as it was buhari that laid foundation for current infrastructure currently going on, we have modern rail system, we igbos can attest to second Niger bridge. Pls just mention any of Jonathan achievements if not rice was cheaper . Finally, past administration re running Nigeria with borrowed money to keep subsidy for you while Europe was developing. Today tinubu have taking those difficult decisions that others were afraid to take for Nigeria future and you lazy man is here making references to Ghana which is like umuahia.
I'd would engaged you and schooled you, but that would be a waste of time.
I don't insult people online over his or her views in any subject matter, no matter how stupid it may look.
Insulting people over a comment is a clear sign of illiteracy. You can't see a smart and intelligent person
Indulging in this gutter behavior.
It's a low life thing for a supposed educated person to make this type of a comment.
So, replying you in this same manner means I'd be dragging myself in the mud with you, and you'd surely win because it's your area of expertise.
Have a good day, bro.

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