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Family / Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by Jetland(m): 7:52pm On Jan 08, 2021
TransAtlanticEx:
Are you sure you really wanna do this?
Cos I'm ready when you are.
Feed me and my family( a whole my family ooo) for ages yet your mama dey want kill herself say your fiance no buy bread for am?. cheesy
Why not use that money weh you want use am feed me and my generation buy your mama provisions keep for house na grin grin
And somehow its from this miserly,miserable existence that you wanna feed my family(really rich ) from? undecided
My eldest sister got married in 2004,in 2003 when the man came for introduction,he wore shorts and was empty handed.
You know why?There was nothing he could bring that we don't have and he knew it cheesy
What you could have done sef to even cover your bf is send some money to your thirsty mom and claim your bf sent it,but instead you fought with him over it,maybe because you and your mama don plan as una go share the stipends weh the guy suppose bring,
Yet a bottom feeder like you wants to feed my generation? grin
Bro, please be calming down. This "uppercut" is way too much. Don't send someone's daughter into depression grin

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Crime / Re: Mexican Mum Hunts Down Cartel Members Who Murdered Her Daughter One By One by Jetland(m): 5:16am On Dec 19, 2020
Designtobuild:
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you

Whoever wrote this script line is a legend. This is one of the most epic movie lines of all time.

Meanwhile, maximum standing salute to this woman.
The name of the movie is TAKEN grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Loses Job To 'Who Gave You My Number?' Question On WhatsApp by Jetland(m): 9:27am On Nov 28, 2020
Jashub:
This is your OWN response. And not everyone will act the way you would under a given situation. Remember that

What's this one saying?
Religion / Re: What Is The Blasphemy Against The Holy Spirit, The Unforgivable Sin? by Jetland(m): 4:57pm On Oct 25, 2020
Sunnycliff:
Ọp, stop interpreting the scriptures out of context. Unbelief is not blasphemy. Blasphemy is deep rooted evil speaking and mockery. The Holy Spirit is sacred and can't entertain rubbish.

Let me ask you this; can you make mockery of someone or something you believe?
That someone makes mockery of someone is a clear sign of unbelief
Romance / I Want To Buy Something For My Fiancée, Whose Name Should be On The Receipt? by Jetland(m): 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2020
Hello Naira landers,

I'm planning to buy a phone for my fiancée, should I use my name on the receipt or hers?
Culture / Re: Why Does Our Society Condemn Using Left Hand To Give And Receive? by Jetland(m): 11:39am On Jul 15, 2020
Ask the elders grin

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Crime / Re: Robbers Attack First Bank In Kogi. Kill Many Policemen, Customers (Graphic) by Jetland(m): 9:42pm On Jun 04, 2020
tellwisdom:
So these people lying on the floor died?? Take them to the hospital foolish igbira people angry...

Don't be stupi d. Is the the local government in Ebira land?

The language they are speaking, is that Ebira language?

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Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by Jetland(m): 7:36am On May 01, 2020
Eulalia:


Buahahahahaaaa.. this your meme eh? I don laugh taya.
Well, like I said, there are other ways you can help relieve ogar without him necessarily penetrating. I mean ... It for your own good. As for me, that's what I'll do when I get married. Because after listening to complains of Young mothers who after child birth could not get their hooha back to size, I resolved within me to observe the full waiting period. Our mothers know better.

Hubby will have to chilax o because if anything goes wrong, they'll jump on the next available mhm.. Lol
How I go fit marry you like this? cry
Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by Jetland(m): 7:35am On May 01, 2020
Eulalia:


Buahahahahaaaa.. this your meme eh? I don laugh taya.
Well, like I said, there are other ways you can help relieve ogar without him necessarily penetrating. I mean ... It for your own good. As for me, that's what I'll do when I get married. Because after listening to complains of Young mothers who after child birth could not get their hooha back to size, I resolved within me to observe the full waiting period. Our mothers know better.


Hubby will have to chilax o because if anything goes wrong, they'll jump on the next available mhm.. Lol

How I go fit marry you like this? cry
Properties / Re: Will A Tenant Pay During His 3 Or 6 Months Quit Notice? by Jetland(m): 12:20pm On Apr 17, 2020
kelly72:
I am appalled at the depth of ignorance the Nigerian youth is sick of.
So this ignorance is real? So up till now you have not read smething
as simple as the tenancy laws of the State you live in. Anyways,
many of you are squatters who sleep on the floor, or you live under the
bridge, or taking refuge in a church or are even being housed and fed by parents
as a jobless 30 yr old No wonder politicians know their children
will take over and rule the olodos on Nairaland forever.

As for the poster, the purpose of notice to quit is to inform you that the landlord
wants you out in 3 or 6 months or as the case may be, so that you can spend that
time looking for an alternative. No law requires the landlord to become a philantropist
during that time. If you think the period should be for free, then answer these. If you receive a quit
notice;

1. Do you eat? Is the food for free?
2. Do you transport or buy fuel? Which comes free?
3. Do you make calls? You get vouchers free?
4. D you get free beer at the bar?

A year ago I gave one of my tenants the shocker of his life
My client built the 6 flats in 2012 and all tenants moved in same time.
This particular one became a problem within one year. He fought two
other tenants, the security guard, the landlord and even myself.

6 months before expiration of his rent I served him quit notice. He
boasted he would live there for 3 years and move away not paying.

Then I sued him at the Rent Tribunal. He and his lawyer came once and
thereafter stayed away. Happily but patiently, I argued my case and after
two years I got jugdment. The court ordered him to pay the N1.8 million rent
arrears including the six months notice period and quit within one month.
I refused to let him know about this until the one month had elapsed, then I
reported back to court that he neither paid nor quit and applied for an eviction order.
After listening, the magistrate granted my prayers.

The eviction order was to throw everybody found in that flat outside the gate
and bring all his property including his car to the court so that it could be auctioned
to pay his gbese. Then I liaised with the Sheriff and Police and after approval, a date was picked.

He had dressed up for work that day when we arrived at 6.am
Suddenly, the strong man was running helter skelter, kneeling before me, calling to beg
the landlord, asking people to intervene etc. We as he was doing this, the dutiful
sheriff were busy bringing down all his property and loading them in the truck

To cut it short, that was how a deputy manager was left stranded outside the gate as
the truck drove off and his Jeep followed. 3 weeks later, he went to the Sheriff section and
paid N1.8 million to to redeem his property and the call me to come take my money.

So be careful. Don't listen to the dumbos who tell you here "It is free naa"

If your landlord hire me peren, I will castrate you oo.
Family / Re: Woman Complains Of Everyday Sex From Husband, Runs (Video) by Jetland(m): 3:06pm On Apr 16, 2020
Eulalia:


Do the younger ones know how to handle men?
If I get married today, my man will never look outside.
Let's marry nah embarassed
Crime / Bandits Reportedly Attack Kaduna Highway, Kill, Kidnap Many Travellers by Jetland(m): 6:59pm On Mar 16, 2020
Some travellers were killed while others were kidnapped when suspected bandits attacked vehicles along the Birnin-Gwari - Kaduna highway - The daring bandits reportedly carried out the attacks on Saturday evening, March 14, and on Sunday evening, March 15 - During the Saturday incident, the bandits were said to have kidnapped some students who were on their way back from Kaduna after writing UTME Some people travelling on the Birnin-Gwari - Kaduna highway over the weekend have been reportedly kidnapped by suspected bandits.

Premium Times reports that the daring bandits carried out the attacks on Saturday evening, March 15, and on Sunday evening, March 15. The daring bandits reportedly carried out the attacks on Saturday evening, March 15, and on Sunday evening, March 15 Source: UGC During the Saturday incident, the bandits were said to have kidnapped some students who were on their way back to Birnin-Gwari from Kaduna after writing the university matriculation examination (UTME). A witness said an individual, Ibrahim Idris, who boarded the same vehicle with the students was killed by the bandits. Read more:

https://www.legit.ng/1311645-bandits-reportedly-attack-kaduna-highway-kill-kidnap-travellers.html

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield Wednesday Vs Manchester City :FA Cup (0 - 1) On 4th March 2020 by Jetland(m): 4:31pm On Mar 04, 2020
Man u is going to lose this match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd March 2020 by Jetland(m): 9:36pm On Mar 03, 2020
Deltayankeeboi:
who has the live streaming link please
hesgoal.com
Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by Jetland(m): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2020
thalpy:

Please how can center of gravity be located if you can just share. Thank you.
During pre-intimacy, dip your middle finger inside her v**gal, monitor your finger as it goes in, You would notice that your finger is touching something that feels like a bone, that's it. When you locate it, start rolling your finder (middle finger) arround it as if you're stirring Eba or Semo. Please be ensured that your finger nails are cut so that you don't wound her inside. And don't stir or roll your finger around it vigorously cos her safety is important to you and her.

Sorry for my choice of words.
Good luck!
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Muhammed Audu 'For Fraud' by Jetland(m): 9:41pm On Feb 20, 2020
Asadujames202:
Please, guys can a deposit account holder be issued with a master or visa card instead of verve.


Yes
Crime / Re: Slap & Die: Man Killed In Awka With Just One Slap, Slapper Arrested (Graph Pics) by Jetland(m): 5:16pm On Jan 24, 2020
He is a Man U fan. He gathered the frustrations he got from Man u, and landed the slap on the poor guy.
Travel / Re: Nigerian, Dauda Onoruoiza Among Victims Of Crashed Ukrainian Airliner by Jetland(m): 7:46am On Jan 12, 2020
Judging from his name (Onoruoiza), he is from my home town Okene, Kogi State. cry
Romance / Re: Two-Month Relationship, My Worst Nightmare by Jetland(m): 7:45am On Dec 15, 2019
dominique:
Wicked people full this world o. I'm not talking about the woman that conned the op into fathering two children but the evil people that quoted this entire textbook.
Tell Seun to include "read more" feature to nairaland undecided

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Politics / Re: Kano Girls Must Finish Secondary School Before They Can Get Married - State Govt by Jetland(m): 8:56pm On Dec 09, 2019
I support this move

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Sports / Re: 'call Me Mr. VAR!' - Iheanacho Delighted After Winning Game For Leicester by Jetland(m): 10:05pm On Dec 01, 2019
grin
Politics / Re: Kogi Election: INEC Official Abducted In Lokoja by Jetland(m): 4:39pm On Nov 16, 2019
I'm watching in 3D
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Vincent Enyeama Joins Super Eagles In Training by Jetland(m): 12:31pm On Nov 16, 2019
Nawao
Politics / Re: List Of All Governorship Candidates For Kogi 2019 Election by Jetland(m): 12:20pm On Nov 14, 2019
cdqyehyeh:
Are they going to be voted base on what they are able to do, where is there manifesto, what have they done to impact peoples life before aspiring for governorship seat. Have the state press set up an unbias thick questioning\screening meeting with them. Have they been told they can be remove nd question anytime.
Or they are going to be voted base on political likeness, regional sentiment, family background etc if thats the case don't expect growth and development from such state.

Here is Natasha's manifesto. Over 80 pages

https://www.dropbox.com/s/j8ythqfp6ws9rnk/NATASHA%20AKPOTI%20MANIFESTO%20ISS%202.pdf?dl=0
Politics / Re: Kogi 2019: Hoodlums Set SDP Secretariat In Lokoja On Fire, Reps Member Furious by Jetland(m): 6:34pm On Nov 11, 2019
Kkings11:
Dear Nairaland Mods please try and do a little bit of fact checking before moving posts to the front page.

SDP's billboard and posters was brought down and vandalised.
There was no burning involved
What kain lie is this?

I was there in the morning today and everything in the building was burnt.

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Family / Re: My Husband Said I Should Leave His Home by Jetland(m): 10:35pm On Nov 09, 2019
dominique:
Try and pray five times a day, with time you'll get used to it. My husband also complains about my non praying regularly so I'm trying to adjust. It's not easy but achievable.
Shey Muslim dey bear Dominique? shocked

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Religion / Virgins And Masturbation by Jetland(m): 12:10pm On Nov 03, 2019
VIRGINS AND MASTURBATION

I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I'm not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue.

Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hear says about sex.

Masturbation is handling your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm. Ladies may stroke their clitoris while guys rub, massage or caress their penis. I decided to give explicit explanation because some ask me what masturbation is. Some ladies especiallly non-virgins use candles, banana, small bottles, sticks, dildos or whatever represents a penis and do solo sex (having sex by yourself).

From teenage upward, you will have a strong desire for sex. It's a sure sign you are normal and capable of having and enjoying sex in marriage. In your 20s it will be stronger and intense! You may wake up feeling Hot for no single reason in the world or go hot on spotting a curvy lady! You may start noticing shapes and curves and you have to shake your head several times to keep the image off. You may get worked up on watching a romantic movie and discharge something. You check up and discover you are wet. All these are normal, you haven't committed any sin.

So what then do you do when you get hot and Hot? Have sex? I know you know my answer and some singles will never be caught dead sleeping around, so what do they do? They masturbate! They give themselves release and pleasure through solo sex while claiming virginity at theseame time. Masturbation is completely wrong and not the way out. Let me explain:

1. Masturabation is not done in isolation. It is done with the image of someone in mind. It can be a lover, an EX, a celebrity, a married person, a crush, someone you like but incapable of having. You imagine having sex with them while masturbating. That is MENTAL FORNICATION

2. For ladies, while inserting all manner of objects, you may mistakenly deflower yourself and also introduce infection into your genitals and womb. It will be very difficult to convince your future partner that you never had sex with man except objects during your solo sex.

3. You kill your ability to enjoy sex in future. Millions of women don't enjoy sex in marriage which leads to sexual frustration, adultery, lesbianism and feminism. If you are used to getting orgasm by yourself, you won't be able to get it from your husband. If you are used to objects in your private part, you won't have feelings for your husband's penis. You will always think of something harder, bigger, longer, larger and completely unrealistic! Women who complain their husbands' penis are too small didn't marry as virgins. They must have been promiscous as singles.

4. You will not have a good sex life as a man. You will experience pre-mature ejaculation and your wife won't enjoy you leading to acute sexual frustration in marriage. You need self control to fully enjoy sex and give your wife maximum sexual pleasure. A woman enjoys sex when the man can go on for at least 7 minutes before ejaculating. Because you are used to instant release from masturbation, you may not be able to go more than a minute before exploding leaving your wife completely unsatisfied and frustrated. She may close up, become frigid and stop having sex altogether which may lead to you having an affair, she having an affair or both of you having an affair. Self control before marriage helps you enjoy sex to the maximum. You are able to delay ejaculation, go on for a long time and have excellent orgasm while giving your wife pleasure too. That is why total virginity pays!

5. If you do not suffer premature ejaculation, you may have serious problem with delayed/ retarded ejaculation. A situation where you get erection for several hours without ejaculation or orgasm. What is the benefit of sex without orgasm? Rough masturbation with your hands kills your ability to feel/enjoy sex with your wife. It is hell for a woman to be under a man who thrusts in for hours unable to ejaculate. How will the woman get pregnant? It's the reason some women are seemingly "barren" and can't talk to anybody out of embarrassment. Thrusting hard for so long leaves the woman sore, frustrated and hating sex altogether. You have so much to lose sexually when you masturbate. Abstaining from this degrading act helps you feel relaxed, confident, have normal sexual intercourse and enjoy the pleasures that comes with sex IN MARRIAGE!

6. You start having sex in the dream with a known or unknown person (demonic entities other wise known as spiritual spouse).

7. You feel drained, dirty, empty, useless and powerless after each act.

8. You start getting unsatisfied and wants the real thing. You fantasize more about sex and start longing for the real act.

9. You get a warped view of the opposite sex. You see them as sexual objects and start having sex with anything in skirt or trousers -you become promiscous.

10. You get damaged, hurt and broken.

These and more are the consequences of masturbation. They damage you and shatter you to pieces! What then should you do with your sexual urge? How do you handle the constant hunger for sex?

1. Avoid all dirty pictures, pornography videos, pictures and hot, romantic movies -they are powerful sexual triggers!

2. Avoid friends who say dirty,lewd and obscene things. Stop all sexy banters with friends and say only things that are pure, holy, needful and helpful.

3. Get busy with your life, education and career, there is more to life than sex.

4. Transmute your sexual energy: Channel your sexual energy into something great.

5.Avoid pornography and romantic movies.

Masturbation is wrong, bad, demonic, destructive and sinful. Avoid it and end it with speed if you are deeply involved in it. God bless you.

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Travel / Re: You Can't Use Riders Permit As Your Drivers License - FRSC by Jetland(m): 7:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
Nawao
Travel / Re: LASTMA Vehicle Falls While Chasing A Car From Onipanu To Maryland, Lagos (Video) by Jetland(m): 12:27pm On Oct 17, 2019
The guy they chased must have watched Fast and furious too many times grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Any News About Police Recruitment? by Jetland(m): 3:56pm On Oct 15, 2019
Ever since IG and COP disagreed on the first result that was released in August, since then, no news about it again. Abi dem don scrap am ni?
Romance / Re: Girls That Easily Give Out Their Numbers Are Usually Hard To Get? by Jetland(m): 7:09pm On Oct 13, 2019
Simplep:
what exactly are you saying oga?
Help me ask him cheesy
Family / Re: When A Lady Is 23 Years And Cannot Cook. by Jetland(m): 9:38am On Aug 24, 2019
Ladyhippolyta88:
Not everywoman knows how to cook. It does not make such woman less of a woman if she is interested she can learn or get someone to be doing the cooking. I see nothing wrong there. sad
Men should learn how to cook to complement the ladies effort cool

It's men's responsibility to take care of their families including their wives. What's women's responsibilities? would you have said the same to men that can't take care of their wives?


I know your Indomie knowledge would tell you that cooking it's not meant for wives alone, but also men. Now, if that is what your reply is, I want you to educate me; what are husbands and wife's responsibilities in their respective homes?

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