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Family / Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by Jetland(m): 7:52pm On Jan 08, 2021 |
TransAtlanticEx:Bro, please be calming down. This "uppercut" is way too much. Don't send someone's daughter into depression 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Mexican Mum Hunts Down Cartel Members Who Murdered Her Daughter One By One by Jetland(m): 5:16am On Dec 19, 2020 |
Designtobuild:The name of the movie is TAKEN |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Loses Job To 'Who Gave You My Number?' Question On WhatsApp by Jetland(m): 9:27am On Nov 28, 2020 |
Jashub: What's this one saying? |
Religion / Re: What Is The Blasphemy Against The Holy Spirit, The Unforgivable Sin? by Jetland(m): 4:57pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
Sunnycliff: Let me ask you this; can you make mockery of someone or something you believe? That someone makes mockery of someone is a clear sign of unbelief |
Romance / I Want To Buy Something For My Fiancée, Whose Name Should be On The Receipt? by Jetland(m): 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
Hello Naira landers, I'm planning to buy a phone for my fiancée, should I use my name on the receipt or hers? |
Culture / Re: Why Does Our Society Condemn Using Left Hand To Give And Receive? by Jetland(m): 11:39am On Jul 15, 2020 |
Ask the elders 7 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack First Bank In Kogi. Kill Many Policemen, Customers (Graphic) by Jetland(m): 9:42pm On Jun 04, 2020 |
tellwisdom: Don't be stupi d. Is the the local government in Ebira land? The language they are speaking, is that Ebira language? 3 Likes |
Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by Jetland(m): 7:36am On May 01, 2020 |
Eulalia:How I go fit marry you like this? |
Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by Jetland(m): 7:35am On May 01, 2020 |
Eulalia: How I go fit marry you like this? |
Properties / Re: Will A Tenant Pay During His 3 Or 6 Months Quit Notice? by Jetland(m): 12:20pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
kelly72: |
Family / Re: Woman Complains Of Everyday Sex From Husband, Runs (Video) by Jetland(m): 3:06pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
Eulalia:Let's marry nah |
Crime / Bandits Reportedly Attack Kaduna Highway, Kill, Kidnap Many Travellers by Jetland(m): 6:59pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Some travellers were killed while others were kidnapped when suspected bandits attacked vehicles along the Birnin-Gwari - Kaduna highway - The daring bandits reportedly carried out the attacks on Saturday evening, March 14, and on Sunday evening, March 15 - During the Saturday incident, the bandits were said to have kidnapped some students who were on their way back from Kaduna after writing UTME Some people travelling on the Birnin-Gwari - Kaduna highway over the weekend have been reportedly kidnapped by suspected bandits. Premium Times reports that the daring bandits carried out the attacks on Saturday evening, March 15, and on Sunday evening, March 15. The daring bandits reportedly carried out the attacks on Saturday evening, March 15, and on Sunday evening, March 15 Source: UGC During the Saturday incident, the bandits were said to have kidnapped some students who were on their way back to Birnin-Gwari from Kaduna after writing the university matriculation examination (UTME). A witness said an individual, Ibrahim Idris, who boarded the same vehicle with the students was killed by the bandits. Read more: https://www.legit.ng/1311645-bandits-reportedly-attack-kaduna-highway-kill-kidnap-travellers.html
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield Wednesday Vs Manchester City :FA Cup (0 - 1) On 4th March 2020 by Jetland(m): 4:31pm On Mar 04, 2020 |
Man u is going to lose this match |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd March 2020 by Jetland(m): 9:36pm On Mar 03, 2020 |
Deltayankeeboi:hesgoal.com |
Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by Jetland(m): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2020 |
thalpy:During pre-intimacy, dip your middle finger inside her v**gal, monitor your finger as it goes in, You would notice that your finger is touching something that feels like a bone, that's it. When you locate it, start rolling your finder (middle finger) arround it as if you're stirring Eba or Semo. Please be ensured that your finger nails are cut so that you don't wound her inside. And don't stir or roll your finger around it vigorously cos her safety is important to you and her. Sorry for my choice of words. Good luck! |
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Muhammed Audu 'For Fraud' by Jetland(m): 9:41pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Asadujames202:Yes |
Crime / Re: Slap & Die: Man Killed In Awka With Just One Slap, Slapper Arrested (Graph Pics) by Jetland(m): 5:16pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
He is a Man U fan. He gathered the frustrations he got from Man u, and landed the slap on the poor guy. |
Travel / Re: Nigerian, Dauda Onoruoiza Among Victims Of Crashed Ukrainian Airliner by Jetland(m): 7:46am On Jan 12, 2020 |
Judging from his name (Onoruoiza), he is from my home town Okene, Kogi State. |
Romance / Re: Two-Month Relationship, My Worst Nightmare by Jetland(m): 7:45am On Dec 15, 2019 |
dominique:Tell Seun to include "read more" feature to nairaland 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Kano Girls Must Finish Secondary School Before They Can Get Married - State Govt by Jetland(m): 8:56pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
I support this move 6 Likes |
Sports / Re: 'call Me Mr. VAR!' - Iheanacho Delighted After Winning Game For Leicester by Jetland(m): 10:05pm On Dec 01, 2019 |
Politics / Re: Kogi Election: INEC Official Abducted In Lokoja by Jetland(m): 4:39pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
I'm watching in 3D |
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Vincent Enyeama Joins Super Eagles In Training by Jetland(m): 12:31pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
Nawao |
Politics / Re: List Of All Governorship Candidates For Kogi 2019 Election by Jetland(m): 12:20pm On Nov 14, 2019 |
cdqyehyeh: Here is Natasha's manifesto. Over 80 pages https://www.dropbox.com/s/j8ythqfp6ws9rnk/NATASHA%20AKPOTI%20MANIFESTO%20ISS%202.pdf?dl=0 |
Politics / Re: Kogi 2019: Hoodlums Set SDP Secretariat In Lokoja On Fire, Reps Member Furious by Jetland(m): 6:34pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
Kkings11:What kain lie is this? I was there in the morning today and everything in the building was burnt. 8 Likes |
Family / Re: My Husband Said I Should Leave His Home by Jetland(m): 10:35pm On Nov 09, 2019 |
dominique:Shey Muslim dey bear Dominique? 1 Like |
Religion / Virgins And Masturbation by Jetland(m): 12:10pm On Nov 03, 2019 |
VIRGINS AND MASTURBATION I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I'm not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue. Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hear says about sex. Masturbation is handling your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm. Ladies may stroke their clitoris while guys rub, massage or caress their penis. I decided to give explicit explanation because some ask me what masturbation is. Some ladies especiallly non-virgins use candles, banana, small bottles, sticks, dildos or whatever represents a penis and do solo sex (having sex by yourself). From teenage upward, you will have a strong desire for sex. It's a sure sign you are normal and capable of having and enjoying sex in marriage. In your 20s it will be stronger and intense! You may wake up feeling Hot for no single reason in the world or go hot on spotting a curvy lady! You may start noticing shapes and curves and you have to shake your head several times to keep the image off. You may get worked up on watching a romantic movie and discharge something. You check up and discover you are wet. All these are normal, you haven't committed any sin. So what then do you do when you get hot and Hot? Have sex? I know you know my answer and some singles will never be caught dead sleeping around, so what do they do? They masturbate! They give themselves release and pleasure through solo sex while claiming virginity at theseame time. Masturbation is completely wrong and not the way out. Let me explain: 1. Masturabation is not done in isolation. It is done with the image of someone in mind. It can be a lover, an EX, a celebrity, a married person, a crush, someone you like but incapable of having. You imagine having sex with them while masturbating. That is MENTAL FORNICATION 2. For ladies, while inserting all manner of objects, you may mistakenly deflower yourself and also introduce infection into your genitals and womb. It will be very difficult to convince your future partner that you never had sex with man except objects during your solo sex. 3. You kill your ability to enjoy sex in future. Millions of women don't enjoy sex in marriage which leads to sexual frustration, adultery, lesbianism and feminism. If you are used to getting orgasm by yourself, you won't be able to get it from your husband. If you are used to objects in your private part, you won't have feelings for your husband's penis. You will always think of something harder, bigger, longer, larger and completely unrealistic! Women who complain their husbands' penis are too small didn't marry as virgins. They must have been promiscous as singles. 4. You will not have a good sex life as a man. You will experience pre-mature ejaculation and your wife won't enjoy you leading to acute sexual frustration in marriage. You need self control to fully enjoy sex and give your wife maximum sexual pleasure. A woman enjoys sex when the man can go on for at least 7 minutes before ejaculating. Because you are used to instant release from masturbation, you may not be able to go more than a minute before exploding leaving your wife completely unsatisfied and frustrated. She may close up, become frigid and stop having sex altogether which may lead to you having an affair, she having an affair or both of you having an affair. Self control before marriage helps you enjoy sex to the maximum. You are able to delay ejaculation, go on for a long time and have excellent orgasm while giving your wife pleasure too. That is why total virginity pays! 5. If you do not suffer premature ejaculation, you may have serious problem with delayed/ retarded ejaculation. A situation where you get erection for several hours without ejaculation or orgasm. What is the benefit of sex without orgasm? Rough masturbation with your hands kills your ability to feel/enjoy sex with your wife. It is hell for a woman to be under a man who thrusts in for hours unable to ejaculate. How will the woman get pregnant? It's the reason some women are seemingly "barren" and can't talk to anybody out of embarrassment. Thrusting hard for so long leaves the woman sore, frustrated and hating sex altogether. You have so much to lose sexually when you masturbate. Abstaining from this degrading act helps you feel relaxed, confident, have normal sexual intercourse and enjoy the pleasures that comes with sex IN MARRIAGE! 6. You start having sex in the dream with a known or unknown person (demonic entities other wise known as spiritual spouse). 7. You feel drained, dirty, empty, useless and powerless after each act. 8. You start getting unsatisfied and wants the real thing. You fantasize more about sex and start longing for the real act. 9. You get a warped view of the opposite sex. You see them as sexual objects and start having sex with anything in skirt or trousers -you become promiscous. 10. You get damaged, hurt and broken. These and more are the consequences of masturbation. They damage you and shatter you to pieces! What then should you do with your sexual urge? How do you handle the constant hunger for sex? 1. Avoid all dirty pictures, pornography videos, pictures and hot, romantic movies -they are powerful sexual triggers! 2. Avoid friends who say dirty,lewd and obscene things. Stop all sexy banters with friends and say only things that are pure, holy, needful and helpful. 3. Get busy with your life, education and career, there is more to life than sex. 4. Transmute your sexual energy: Channel your sexual energy into something great. 5.Avoid pornography and romantic movies. Masturbation is wrong, bad, demonic, destructive and sinful. Avoid it and end it with speed if you are deeply involved in it. God bless you. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: You Can't Use Riders Permit As Your Drivers License - FRSC by Jetland(m): 7:55pm On Oct 17, 2019 |
Nawao |
Travel / Re: LASTMA Vehicle Falls While Chasing A Car From Onipanu To Maryland, Lagos (Video) by Jetland(m): 12:27pm On Oct 17, 2019 |
The guy they chased must have watched Fast and furious too many times 18 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Any News About Police Recruitment? by Jetland(m): 3:56pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Ever since IG and COP disagreed on the first result that was released in August, since then, no news about it again. Abi dem don scrap am ni? |
Romance / Re: Girls That Easily Give Out Their Numbers Are Usually Hard To Get? by Jetland(m): 7:09pm On Oct 13, 2019 |
Simplep:Help me ask him |
Family / Re: When A Lady Is 23 Years And Cannot Cook. by Jetland(m): 9:38am On Aug 24, 2019 |
Ladyhippolyta88: It's men's responsibility to take care of their families including their wives. What's women's responsibilities? would you have said the same to men that can't take care of their wives? I know your Indomie knowledge would tell you that cooking it's not meant for wives alone, but also men. Now, if that is what your reply is, I want you to educate me; what are husbands and wife's responsibilities in their respective homes? |
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