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Sports / Re: Kelechi Nkoro Calls Out Pinncik. Reminds Him Of Promise To The Super Falcons by Jetland(m): 4:58pm On Dec 10, 2018
Allylic:
NFF sabi promise and fail..why cant they spend more money on female football since its obvious the ladies are more serious and successful in football than their male counterpart..All those acclaimed gender equality campaigner and feminist won't say anything about these now oo.Oh I forgot it is not the issue of boyfriend girlfriend..
cheesy they will come for you. Lol

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Romance / Re: Nigerian man reacts after seeing photos of a white couple very simple wedding by Jetland(m): 10:17am On Dec 05, 2018
TomatoBiscuit:
I like this. Thumbs up for the simplicity.

I like simplicity too. Can we do ours like that? cool

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Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by Jetland(m): 6:29pm On Dec 02, 2018
spongeisback:
OP you're pure evil WOW!

How many temples was built during the during the time of Solomon? Solomon built ONE(1) temple for all of Israel, so this men of god that claim to be directed by the "holy spirit" why can't they build one temple like Solomon since you want to make that comparison.

Why do "Oyedopo's sons" need different mega structures if they're really inspired by god and not
greed?!

Oyedopo built his, eneche followed and David's own shrine is under construction. Why's it that they're all following the same template?
1) build church
2) build expensive school
3) build a city
4) rinse and repeat
If this doesn't tell you no God sent this men I don't know what will, but you're blinded by greed and ignorance and you feel "oh if I keep supporting them one day I will get mine"

Of course "god" is happy that an impoverished nation like Nigeria is building temples for him, he's sooooooo happy that he's blessing us. Last week while the dedication of the "glory dome" was going on we lost our biggest oil buyer....thank you god!
Ritual killings is on the all time high because of the level of poverty and hunger...you're awesome god!

Compare now to when the Pentecostal vampires haven't flooded Nigeria to then when we had fewer churches and no mega structures....god is really really happy!

Thank you daddy god!!!!

Bro, your lamentation should go directly to our government. Since the members of the church are not complaining, it should not be your headache. It's their money and they're at liberty to use it whichever way they want.

Telling them what they should have used the money for is like dictating to someone on how to use his/her money.

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Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Jetland(m): 9:54am On Nov 25, 2018
janettee:
You people will use the bible to justify anything.

In the passages you quoted. Nowhere was it stated that wives shouldn't bear their own surname when they get married.

Crap!..
Must you be told every word for word in the Bible before you know what's right? Where in the Bible did God say we should has sex with our wives/husbands?
You can't eve find the word SEX in the Bible. But with the term that was used, we were able to know that it's God's will for us to have sex with our wives or husbands.

So don't Wait to see exert word to grasp some biblical teachings.
Travel / Re: This Is The Major Reason Why Pilots Dump Fuel Before Landing. (PHOTOS) by Jetland(m): 9:44am On Nov 16, 2018
dadalicious:
Ignorance is really a disease.
When I wa younger, anytime I see that whitish clouds from an airplane, I always thought it was a jet moving very fast.
Thank bro for enlightenment
Yours is even better. Until now, I thought it was smoke coming from the exhauster (silencer) of the aeroplane just as smoke is emitted from motorcycle exhauster. In fact, ignorance is a disease.

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Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Jetland(m): 2:12pm On Nov 12, 2018
otabuko:

Stupidity get level sha.
Bro, hers is out range
Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Jetland(m): 2:11pm On Nov 12, 2018
Pureety:
Op you said she used the money in settling family issues? Its not like she used it to go shopping for herself or on frivolous things!!

To her, family comes first, probably she didn't want to be selfish and use the money on herself while her family are in pressing need of money!!

If this is your reason for breaking up then you were never in love with that lady!!

The money was given to her for a different purpose. When she had to use the money otherwise, did she inform the guy knowing fully well that the money didn't come from her?

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Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Jetland(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Who is thos cocoNUT head above me.

How is she a useless girl.

Its not by force to be in a relationship

If you cannot cope with her , leave her alone.

Some men are very capable....they wont complain..
They wouldnt mind spending all their savings for her afterall shes your girlfriend.
Stingy man

I'm sorry to say this, your stupidity has built mansions in your head and there is no remedy.

How could a resealable person said this trash? Until you change this mentality of yours, you can't stay long in a man's house. I said this without apologies.
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:59pm On Nov 06, 2018
eberedigital:
login to your cpanel, go to file manager. click on public HTML, then wp-content then on themes and then on the name of your theme. look for functions.php and right click and select edit. click OK on the pop over that appears. a text editor will open in a new window then press Ctrl+f and type in the name of the functions. from there you can change the hand coded values.

I used Google cloud platform, hope that can be achieved through phpmyadmin or FTP
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:29pm On Nov 06, 2018
etoluw:
if that does't work try checking the wp_footer hook

the wp_footer() (line 19) hook is responsible for hidding things in the footer.

You have to go through all hooks and you will find the function responsible for that.
Thanks
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2018
eberedigital:
go to your functions file and look for s7upf_get_foot_visual($page_id) and s7upf_get_footer_default() functions

Thanks bro for your contribution. I still couldn't locate it. And I'm not that tech savvy.
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:24pm On Nov 06, 2018
fnep2smooth:


First... You bought the theme through black market so technically some features like changing your footer won't be possible unless you are good in coding. And the footer name you are changing gives credit to the theme developer.


I can change it for you just 2k.

cool

I bought it through Evato element
The 2k dey make me piss for body grin
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:23pm On Nov 06, 2018
bedfordng:
every theme has their theme options. it could be via theme option or customization. so try to check customization to see if the footer option is there to change it. better still, If the theme has its own theme option, then you can check that

I've gone through the customization route but no positive result. Thanks bro
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:22pm On Nov 06, 2018
hostkobo:
Hi

Is this (https://themeforest.net/item/worldnews-responsive-wordpress-blogmagazine/7118875) your theme?

regards
HK
That's the name of the theme
Webmasters / Re: I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 6:22pm On Nov 06, 2018
I've gone through the customization route but no positive result.
Webmasters / I'm Having Problems Changing My Wordpress Footer Text To Mine by Jetland(m): 11:07am On Nov 06, 2018
Hello greet webmasters here, I bought a wordpress theme sometimes ago and decided to use it, but having some issues with it.

I tried changing the footer text to mine, but I couldn't get where the text that's showing at the footer is located in the theme. I've checked the footer.php, which is the most common place footer texts are located in some theme. But in my case, it's not found there.

I've even checked all the files but still coudn't located it. I don't want to hide the text by using custom CSS as some gurus claimed google frowns at it.
I'm quite optimistic that I will get a solution from here.

Please any usefuly tips will be of great benefit

Below I attached two screen shots to the post

Thanks in advance

Travel / Re: BREAKING: Accident At Aseese Ibadan Express Way (PHOTOS) by Jetland(m): 7:52am On Oct 23, 2018
[quote author=ishowdotgmail post=72334480]Hope nobody die oo[/quotes e]
When the Op said that 6-7 bodies whisked away by FRSC?
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Man Utd - 2 : 2 (Full Time) by Jetland(m): 10:06am On Oct 20, 2018
The game is going to be an interesting one. I know I will beat Man U blue and red today.

Since 2013, this is my FTC. Where is Seun self? Make he con give me my money.

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Crime / Re: Help! Please, How Do I Take The Police Arrest This Man... by Jetland(m): 9:47am On Oct 09, 2018
xdeelala:
if I were you believe me don't talk to that guy again.thats there way just pick him up with the police if you can and I no the ll say it's not there jurisdiction go to a far police station from were the guy works and take some police men.those laptop repairs can't do the work the make money from saleing customers stuff's.thats how my Toshiba laptop I didn't use for one year was condemned just that I was far in another state. if not I would first fight that guy then invite the police.even the guy called me if I would sale my screen and I said no.when he way billed the Pc he hv already sold the CD ROM and screen and hard drive.
Thank you
Crime / Re: Help! Please, How Do I Take The Police Arrest This Man... by Jetland(m): 9:46am On Oct 09, 2018
ikeno:
I know how painful it is to lose one's property especially when entrusted in the hands of an engineer you trusted..still talk to him and give an ultimatum when to replace your harddrive else you gonna take a drastic action towards him.
Thanks

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Crime / Help! Please, How Do I Take The Police Arrest This Man... by Jetland(m): 11:22pm On Oct 08, 2018
I gave my laptop to an engineer for repair, few days later, I went to collect the laptop, only for him to tell me that he didn't see the hard drive.

Meanwhile I've a lot of software and some other documents in the hard drive. They guy begged me to please allow him buy the hard drive while I wave the files in the hard drive, since he can't provide it. I later reasoned within me and decided to let go.

He promised me that he would fix the pc with the hard drive the following day. But since then (a month ago) till now, he hasn't fixed it for me.

He has been playing me. So I've decided to take police arrest him so that I can get my pc.

This is my first time of thinking of taking police arrest someone. I don't know if there is a specific procedure for that, or can I just walk into the police station and tell them I'm want them to kelp me arrest someone?

Your comment is highly appreciated.
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Offers Kate Dekpe, With Poetic Pidgin English A Job At Silverbird by Jetland(m): 5:34am On Sep 20, 2018
"whatever your hand findeth, do it with all diligence."

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Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by Jetland(m): 2:11pm On Aug 29, 2018
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Investment / Closed by Jetland(m): 9:49am On Aug 23, 2018
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Business / Closed by Jetland(m): 8:02am On Aug 23, 2018
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Phones / Re: Please Who Verified Google Voice Number Recently? by Jetland(m): 12:02am On Aug 12, 2018
TDonald:
Only real numbers work Bro, virtual numbers don't work
Aright. Thanks
Phones / Please Who Verified Google Voice Number Recently? by Jetland(m): 6:22pm On Aug 10, 2018
It's like virtual number doesn't work for Google voice verification again. When I tried it, Google sent me a verification code through it; I verified the code and I was taken to my dashboard, but it keeps telling me I need to choose a number before I can send messages. And when I chose a number again, it brought me to square one.

Here is the list of the virtual numbers I have tried so far:
Textnow
Text plus
2nd line
Twilio
GooVip

None worked.
Is there any working method for it currently?
Family / Re: Is Church Life Suppose To Affect Family Life? by Jetland(m): 2:50pm On Aug 04, 2018
kennygee:
Your wife needs to ask her self certain questions.

Then I'm surprised that as a couple, you don't attend the same church. The man is the head of the family altar, it is obvious your family didn't have one, so your wife is taking the bull by the horn and has become over zealous.

You are ti blame for it. But it is not enough to put your wife away, schedule an appointment with her pastor and explain how your wife's over zealousness is affecting your marriage, then talk to your wife. Make her understand her priority is her home, unless she's not ready to be married.

You two should look for a good church you both can attend and grow spiritually, cause it looks like you're lagging behind spiritually.

Truth is, your wife is disregarding her duty as a wife to submit, but make yourself a man that is worth submitting to. You have to be able to lead her in all aspect, including spiritually.

I wish you well.
What a smart comment! This is one of the intelligent comments I have ever seen on nairaland. But wait oo, when I checked your profile cos I was tempted to, I discovered you registered since 2006. Shey nah you and Seun create nairaland?
Family / Re: Is Church Life Suppose To Affect Family Life? by Jetland(m): 2:44pm On Aug 04, 2018
LewsTherin:
First I will take this from a Christian's point of view.
Second I will assume what the OP posted is the whole story.

Your duties to God begin from those immediately around you. This means husband/wife and children first. IN THAT ORDER. Anyone doing “church“ or ministry work to the detriment or family and secular work is not working for God.

I remember a testimony from my youth. The lady was always at the church early in the morning everyday to clean up before she leaves for her paid employment. As a result she always got to work sometime after 9am. One morning while cleaning she heard a voice from God asking what time it was. It was well after 8am. God asked her what time her office was open and when she was to resume. She said 8 am. God asked what she was doing in church. He took no pleasure in her service.

It is very easy for people to make their churches into emotional crutches and fail to see the damage they are causing in their secular lives. Even the bible admits that we are IN this world and so should render to Ceaser what is his.

Also realise that there are church leaders who like to make a cult following for themselves, where everything about the lives of their members is tied to them. I fear your wife is in such a setting.

Breaking someone out of a cult is an extremely difficult thing. You can Google and see what steps can fit your situation. But know one thing. Agressive displays of anger will drive her further into that cult mentality and further away from you.

But how did your wife get to become a member of a church you are not a part of? Did you have a church you were both committed to when you got married?
Nice one
Health / Rapid Weight Loss Techniques by Jetland(m): 9:09pm On Aug 02, 2018
Other than physical appearance, weight affects a person in many ways. This could be the overall quality of life, self-esteem, depression, health risks, and physical incapabilities. There are a lot of positive changes once a person experiences weight loss. It is for this reason why a lot of people are searching for a weight loss technique that will surely trim down those fats and get a super slim head turner body.
to lose weight fast and effectively four aspects of life should be changed: what to eat, how to eat, behavior and activity level.

Here are the few tips that can change an over-weight's life:

First: Fast weight loss composes of a multi-faceted technique that consists of mindset, exercise, and in other cases, diet supplements. Begin by learning a diet food plan that can easily be accustomed with. Incorporate an exercise plan that allows even at least fifteen minutes a day like brisk walking, running, swimming, and dancing.

Second: Set realistic approaches. The ability to focus and have a proper mindset enables someone on a diet to quickly lose those extra pounds. With discipline and a proper mindset, a dieter will never be discouraged and lose focus.

Third: Listen as the body speaks. Each and everyone's body metabolism reacts differently to different fast weight loss programs and plans. Try substituting one program for another to compensate the body's reaction. Exercise program must be suitable to one's body, as others are not able to exercise as rigorously as others can. If walking is all that can be done, then walk for this is proven the best exercise. Muscles burn more calories than fats so it's also best to put on a little muscle and looking good too.

Fourth: Eat more fibers for it makes a person full sooner and stays in the tummy longer, slowing down the rate of digestion. A single serving of whole grain bread moves fat through the digestive system faster. Grains turn into blood sugar that spikes the body's insulin level. Thus, making the body more energized and ready to tell the body when it should stop burning fats or start storing.

Fifth: Keep away from fried foods especially deep-fried as this contains a great amount of fat. Although fish and chicken appear leaner than beef, this white meat can contain more fat than when a beef is fried. It is recommended for those on a strict diet to opt for grilled food as this does not have or contain less amount of fat after the food is cooked.

Sixth: Takes lots of fluid. Drinking at least six to eight glasses of water a day keeps the body refreshed. Since weight loss depends on how the body eliminates body wastes, the body must stay hydrated.

All in all, discipline and consistency is still the best practice and the key to a rapid weight loss success. Light dieting, workout, and the right amount of supplementation applied in a regular way every day will result in faster weight loss than having a massive action only to be followed a return to old habits as this would only lead to gaining more weight than when the weight loss plan has started.

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Business / Re: I Just Created My Clickbank Account, But I Don't Know What They Mean By This.... by Jetland(m): 12:26am On Jul 30, 2018
Nancydrew25:
hold up! does this mean that Nigerians can now use click bank? Are you in Nigerian at the moment?

Yes, I'm in Nigeria at the moment. I used VPN

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