Take it or u leave it, UI is d best, at least d first set of cultists (Emeritus Prof. Awe) were produced, d first student activist( Kunle Adepeju) ever in 9ja to be felled by police bullet, d first professor of organic chemistry in Africa is frm UI, another Prof that taught a Prof from 100Level, and over 200 other Professors sef, 7.0CGPA no be yam o, u go read out ur brain. d only school Pastor Adeboye held a revival and over 20 big trees fell after a heavy rain and enuf holy ghost fire, lol

to be candid UI edu system is like a mirror, what u get is what u see, no beef no partial, but u go read o


i cant even count sef go to Kenneth Dike library for more info, d biggest one in 9ja, its in UI o!

i cant even remember the last time i called her by her name, most of the time i call her "IYA" sometimes i say "madam" cos i no want wahala o

i just begin to wonder what is wrong in washing ur wife's underwear, whatever name u like u can call me but me i can wash her gstring, bra and anything not even with a washing machine but with my hand o.
i see nothing crazy about this afterall she's my wife and completely mine and part of me
, y so many men are not real here

though i am not a banker but sometimes i like them for their smart dresses and well polished English, i was embarrassed by one of the security men in Zenith bank, he demanded to sight my check b4 i could gain entrance to the banking hall, i actually closed my account dat munite.
Also Oceanic in particular, sorry to say i think most of d OND staff needs some training. it's a not a good bank.
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, no matter what d trend will continue cos many believe that poeple abroad are more secure interms of finance, whatever sha me for me o, i have never beg friends abroad for money, thank God i am comfortable and satisfied with my little earnings here. You may not believe it some 9jas abroad even beg me for money!!
d koko is dat ilu oyinbo diffrent frm 9ja o, cos when u guys come home u do a lot of show off so dat gives d impression things are rosy and na so so so hussling una dey do. i beg i no blame dem jare na wetin dem see cause am

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If u see a rattlesnake and police, i will advice u to kill police cos he's more dangerous, so many of them are very dirty, drink alcohol and take hard drugs. some even wear a tore uniform, and can hardly construct a simple English,

"Wetin dey ur booth"
" u go fit settle dis case so?"
"wey yah paper?"
"u wan see oga abi?'
"i go lock u inside cell now!"
u wan tell me say u go school abi ? ( that is when u r replying in plane English)
and most annoyingly

"OYA ROGER/FIND ME SOMETHING"

I think organization like Nigeria Police should be robust not for illiterates.

ADELEBO? meen as a man i dont think i can marry a single mother. u see my parent will think i am under a spell. i cant at all.

uhmm dis is serious o! u never can tell if she has someone dat is more caring, more passionate, more handsome and may be better on bed than u r, or would i say she's not satisfy by what she has or u dont give her much attention she really need, i dont know who to blame jare and dis NYSC thing sef go scatter 9ja if dem no find something do quick, forget about her once and for all

na wah o, 9ja girls r like snails na where comfort dey dem want.

We don't have to be surprise at least they are our friends , we suppose to feel safe whenever we have them around, but its d other way round. I think i will have to get some tiny cameras into my car and my eye glasses too and begin a hunt for these set of shameless people. I dont think we need the IG to reduce the ultimate crime cos "SAME NI", as soon as i finish up with my little research u guys wil definitely see it on CNN and that wil surely teach us a lesson!