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Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 7:50pm On Feb 09, 2018
Frenchfriez:
They don't need to tell me, I know I'm a broke arse nigga grin , and I ain't got their time too
I love your way...

In fact, your way is the way...

grin

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Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 7:50pm On Feb 09, 2018
harry2sexy:
Make Arsenal win premiership if this post nor reach fp
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 7:47pm On Feb 09, 2018
lefulefu:
Na waohcheesy.. So some babes actually complain dat guys don't buy KFC chicken for dem? cheesy. What's the big stuff about chicken anyway? Poverty na bastardcheesy
Poverty na real bastard!!!

And the poor girl will call you BROKE!!!
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 7:46pm On Feb 09, 2018
duroc:
100 percent stamped by me.
Salute!!!
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 5:48pm On Feb 09, 2018
profolaolu:
They are coming for U
Lol...
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 5:46pm On Feb 09, 2018
HOLYDICK:
Them plenty for NL
lemme compile the list i dey come
Lol...

Please do...
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 5:45pm On Feb 09, 2018
Romance / 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 2:38pm On Feb 09, 2018
A revered Facebook motivational speaker in the person of Solomon Buchi Bartholomew came up with a list of girls who are in the habit of calling hardworking guys “BROKE” and it’s nothing short of #Fact!!! It'll amaze you that many girls who call guys "broke" are actually poverty stricken or even worse. Below is a compilation of 7 kinds of girls who always call guys BROKE!!!

1. BEGGERS

A woman who cannot make her hair without corporate begging will call a guy BROKE. A slay queen that cannot subscribe her phone without going on Facebook to ask random guys for favor will call a guy broke. I once saw a post where a lady who doesn't have a BICYCLE TYRE called a man's car “TUKETUKE.”

2. HOOKERS

A lady who does nothing more than to jump around indiscriminate dates eating and waking to form fake life on Instagram will be referring to guys who hustle to pay house rent, feed themselves, and do everything for themselves, BROKE.

3. LAZY & JOBLESS GIRLS

A lady who is jobless and lazy will come on Facebook and argue how she can't marry a man who doesn't earn N300k a month. Isn't it laughable that women who cannot foot their bills call men BROKE for not doing it for them?

4. CHEAP GIRLS

Doesn’t it sound so cheap when ladies come online to bash a guy who didn't give them money for a hairdo? Doesn’t it sound so hungry to hear a girl say a man who can't buy cold stone ice cream on a date is not manly?

5. LIABILITIES

Please, stop demanding from men what you don't do for yourself. Before you call a man broke, it should be because he can't take care of himself, not because he can't carry your personal burdens. In that case, you're the broke one (a liability). Build yourself. Stop going around shaming yourself, telling stories of how a guy couldn't buy common KFC chicken during a date. Madam, why couldn't you buy it?

6. BROKE & HUNGRY GIRLS

If we critically examine most ladies the way they examine many men, you'll see that many ladies are BROKE, HUNGRY, and LAZY but forming slay mama. Meanwhile, the guys are resourceful for themselves. Go and get a life without feeling any man has to do it for you. Get financially independent and then you can talk about not wanting to marry a broke man.

7. POVERTY STRICKEN GIRLS

It’s baffling to hear broke and lazy girls saying they can't marry a man who doesn't earn up to 300k a month. Have you stopped for a second to ask yourself who wants to marry a woman who sits down wishing to get a man who'd alleviate her from her personal misery? You lack moral justification to bash broke men when you are broke.

CONCLUSION

These days, no guy wants a broke woman. Guys work hard to be financially stable because they want to attract financially stable women too. If all Nigerian men wage war against broke ladies in this country, 70% of girls would be single for life. So ladies should feel privileged that lots of men even pick them up and feed their lazy lives!!!

Without such men, many girls would be miserable. When women like Linda Ikeji talk about not marrying a broke man, lazy and entitled fake slay-queens will also open their mouths and be talking. Go and get rich first, then guys will have no problem with you going around calling hardworking men BROKE.

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Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 11:05pm On Feb 05, 2018
Jman06:
Forget that guy! Some guys are really confused about what they want in women! Don't be surprised when you see the same guy drooling at a picture of a sexy tall damsel here.
Jman06:
Forget that guy! Some guys are really confused about what they want in women! Don't be surprised when you see the same guy drooling at a picture of a sexy tall damsel here.
You can't seriously be saying that no one loves short girls...

I only made reference to that guy's post cuz it could readily be seen as proof...

But as per tall guys desiring short girls, dem plenty. I know one
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 10:51pm On Feb 05, 2018
Jman06:
Most guys settle for the shorties only when they have no better options.#fact
On this particular thread, I've read a comment from a guy who said he can't seem to explain why he's just so fascinated by short women. That's a guy who's genuinely into short women....
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2018
Jman06:
Lolzzz....see them shorties giving themselves hope here..lmao

Everybody loves the tallness gene, both guys and girls.

Me i like my ladies with some good height and moderately full body.

Nobody likes shorty!!
You can only speak for yourself...

Have u ever heard the phrase; "One man's meat is another man's poison?"...

Lots of tall guys love short girls bro...

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Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 10:38pm On Feb 05, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
What rubbish all those things you mentioned what does it have to do with height?Then I looked at the name of who created it and it was no one other than jezuzboi mtcheww.
Are you done talking??

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Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 10:33pm On Feb 05, 2018
Chikita66:
Short girl, tall guy, sweet combo. Guys love to dominate, so dating a lady they are taller than makes them feel like they are in control and a protector.


I love me some tall guys tongue.
Couldn't help checking out your picture after reading your comment...

You are so right...

I'd say you deserve tallest of them all...
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 10:30pm On Feb 05, 2018
Sugar97:
Its not so nice to not be able to reach so many things without some form of help though cry cry
Eyaaa...

But they're these sets of tall guys who just seem to have this "almighty" feeling when their short bae asks them to help out in such cases. They do it happily cuz it makes them have a "god-like" feeling. They really don't mind doing it always...

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Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 6:36pm On Feb 05, 2018
Jman06:
There's nothing good about marrying short girls.


Thank you!
How can you even make such statement??

Nothing good??

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Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 6:35pm On Feb 05, 2018
Cowbuoy:


What are you trying to understand??
What you are trying to mean
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 6:33pm On Feb 05, 2018
Anijay1212:
Op flesh and blood did not reveal this to you, you are really in the spirit.
Mine is just too cute,sweet and adorable.
I love you Inem. wink.
Her name is Inem?? Kom anye nno ooh...
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 6:31pm On Feb 05, 2018
Lordeffmo:
Are you talking about midgets? smiley
Lol...

I'm talking about short girls ooh,
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 1:16pm On Feb 05, 2018
walesalak:
Where dem dey
angry
See one of them dier for that picture wey follow the post...
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 1:13pm On Feb 05, 2018
rawpadgin:
I don't seems to understand my love for petite girls o
The reason is simply these 8 factors outlined in this post..
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 1:10pm On Feb 05, 2018
Offpoint:
When all op sisters are short and are in their late twenties or early 30s but still singlegringrin

Op Nice method of advert
I'll advise you chose your words wisely...

Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2018
GhettoHustler007:
Bro. You're Right
Short Girls Are The Best For Real, Marrying One Is A Must.
Flesh and blood has not revealed this to you...

May you find the most suitable short girl ot there to marry...

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Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 1:05pm On Feb 05, 2018
Cowbuoy:
God forbid...
So what are you trying to mean?
Romance / Re: 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 1:03pm On Feb 05, 2018
isholafisayo:
Lol,there is difference between short and brief girl oo,choose wise
Lol...

Abeg what's the difference?
Romance / 8 Priceless Reasons To Marry A Short Girl by jezuzboi(m): 9:40am On Feb 05, 2018
It's all shades of awesomeness and sweetness seeing a tall man blend with a short lady. This expresses the beauty of their flaws, which makes them “flawsome.”

It's most tall guys’ fantasy to marry a short awesome woman, and most times, their fantasies become realities. As a tall guy, you need a short woman in your life too, and here 8 reasons why.

1. KISS

It's so beautiful when they struggle to kiss you — tipping up their toe to give you a peck. Sometimes you deliberately stand up tall and take pleasure in watching them hop like puppies all in a bid to reach for your lips. And just when it’s about to get frustrating for them, you bend over and put them out of that seeming misery. Oh, my Gawd!!!

2. HUGS

The best hugs are gotten when a tall guy hugs a short woman. For her, she curls into his arms, making direct contact with his heart; listening and feeling the rhythm of his heartbeat. It's so cute.

3. ADMIRABLE

It's really fine too when her daily struggle is not being able to reach anything. When she has to climb the stool to get stuff from the cupboard and you’re just there watching her go through all that.

4. MIGHT

As small as they are, they tend to lift a guy’s spirits above their height. It's sexy to know that every other thing about them is tall except their height. Their motivation, ambition, dreams, attitudes, and compassion are all tall. But their height? Lol.

5. HUMOR

We cannot overlook this perk of marrying a short girl. She can wear a tall guy’s t-shirts as nightgowns. As a tall guy, it's cute seeing a short girl drowning in your short clothes. It’s such a crazy and sweet thing to behold!!!

6. CUDDLING

Cuddling her is amazing. Her head falls into a guy’s chest perfectly. And if it's a spoon position cuddle; her legs are just shorter than a guy’s legs, and that makes it easier to hold her round thoroughly.

7. SELF-ESTEEM

Another benefit is the fact that when a man marries a short or shorter woman, he feels taller. He just can’t help feeling on top of the world.

8. MISUNDERSTANDING

Oh, when they get mad, it's easy to hold them back, grab them, carry them, and play with them.

CONCLUSION

Everything short girls do is cute. Marry a short girl today and experience some real romance.

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Romance / Re: Facts About Muslim Women That Every Christian Feminist Should Know & Calm Down!! by jezuzboi(m): 10:30pm On Jan 31, 2018
Humanistme:
The tag Christian and Muslim feminists exist because of the patriarchy in their respective holy books.

They just interpret their holy books to suit their ideology.

The holy books(qu'ran, bible, hadith, book of Mormons etc) can be used to justify anything ranging from terrorism to slavery, from love to selflessness, so why not feminism?
FEMINI-WHATEVER can be sniffed like hard drugs for all I care. But not by someone who calls herself a Christian

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Romance / Re: Facts About Muslim Women That Every Christian Feminist Should Know & Calm Down!! by jezuzboi(m): 10:22pm On Jan 31, 2018
Papanwamaikpe:
And they're suicide bombers!!
Lol...

I'll keep that in mind...
Romance / Re: Facts About Muslim Women That Every Christian Feminist Should Know & Calm Down!! by jezuzboi(m): 10:17pm On Jan 31, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
Simple English you don't understand no problem.
Is it that difficult for you to rephrase your statement and pass your message across understandably?? Or is it against the Feminist rule of law??

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Romance / Re: Facts About Muslim Women That Every Christian Feminist Should Know & Calm Down!! by jezuzboi(m): 10:15pm On Jan 31, 2018
nuggarito:
And we don't have feminist Muslims , op please come and borrow my dogs brain he's more wiser than you. Don't go and look for work.
You think I'm the one who needs the brain?? Cuz I don't seem to be the one who typed MORE WISER up there... MORE WISER indeed...

Omor brain!!!
Romance / Re: Facts About Muslim Women That Every Christian Feminist Should Know & Calm Down!! by jezuzboi(m): 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
This op needs to be flogged he is sincerely high on weed.Using bible that was written to different people at different times for different purposes to write nonsense.If you don't like how the world is kindly go back to 1523.What rubbish.jezuzboi.
I don't seem to grasp the point you're tryingto make here...

Can you rephrase??

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Romance / Re: Facts About Muslim Women That Every Christian Feminist Should Know & Calm Down!! by jezuzboi(m): 10:07pm On Jan 31, 2018
lefulefu:

as in a real bible thumping christian a feminist? grin
thats impossible.even the bible tells women to be submissive to their husband.
I once had some talks with a certain girl who calls herself a feminist...

She told me she already has names for her unborn kids and her husband will have to let go naming the kids cuz the names she has for them (now that she'snot even found a husband) is final...

I told her she'll have to join him pay their fees if that the case but she vowed never to, saying that exclusivelya man's job. This girl likes to play that Simi's song that Simi usually tells Falz "YOUR FATHER!!!"

SHE ALSO plays one Jennifer Lopez's song that's says "BOY, I AIN'T YOUR MAMA!!!" She likes those sort of songs and takes it really personal when singing alongside.

The girl blattantly told me she's not a weaker vessel as recorded in the Bible. And she doesn't buy the idea of submission, except the man is the one submitting.

Guess what else, she's not a pegan!!!

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Phones / Re: List Of Smartphones That Are Compatible With Glo 4G LTE Band 28, 700mhz by jezuzboi(m): 12:53pm On Jan 31, 2018
Hello, please, is COOLPAD NOTE 5 (3600i) compatible with Glo 4G LTE Band 28, 700mhz?? Below is the info I got from GSM ARENA. If it doesn't support Glo, abeg which Nigerian network does it support??

Technology: GSM / HSPA / LTE

2G bands: GSM 900 / 1800 / 1900 - SIM 1 & SIM 2

3G bands: HSDPA 900 / 2100

4G bands: LTE band 1(2100), 3(1800), 40(2300)

Speed: HSPA, LTE

GPRS: Yes

EDGE Yes

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