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Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 4:05pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Artzdanielsz:I'd advise you be careful what you wish for or you just might end up getting it. There's this bedroom tigress some guys here admired so much until they found out that threes0me is the way to her heart, and very often. All of them race!!! |
Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Artzdanielsz:Looool... Me too ooh... But for the sake of a life-long affair like marriage, I'd do anything just to make sure I don't end up with a Jezebel or Delilah... After all, within a couple of weeks, the beard is back... For those slow beard growth, give it three months and it's back, after you've gotten a Virgin Mary to marry... |
Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 2:32pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
kingphilip:Just try it and share your experience. You'll see for yourself... |
Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 2:32pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Joislim:After reading your comment, I checked out your profile to behold you image... Lo and behold, I saw your dp and wasn't quite surprised at your comment... You will sure have what you pray for. And you will be an answer to a good man's prayer... Amen... |
Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 2:30pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
marvin906:Same comment from another fellow?? This is serious!! |
Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 2:30pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Fayos1:Hmmm... That's kinda scary... |
Romance / 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jezuzboi(m): 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
INTRODUCTION Hey guys!!! You know it’s hard to identify wife materials nowadays because of social media, wedding pressure, and most girls looking like fashion dolls. In order not to mistake the wrong girl for the right one and spend the rest of your life regretting, you might want to put a girl through these 20 hilarious tests and see how she responds to them. 1. Ask her on a date using a Motor Cycle, Keke, Marwa, BRT, or Danfo Bus - even if you have a car. 2. Tell her to go natural; no makeup, weave-on, or attachments. 3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts. 4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams or you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber. 5. Call her up at an inconvenient time to help you out with something. 6. Tell her you're celibate and don't want sex till marriage. 7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income. 8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint instead of a classic eatery. 9. If you have a beard, shave it all up and bring back that strange/seemingly awful look. 10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food. 11. Tell her your mother and two siblings will move in with you after marriage. 12. Tell her she must attend mid-week service and join the choir mistress gild. 13. Tell her you have dreams of leaving the city to a rural settlement after marriage. 14. Tell her to add your mom, dad, and all your siblings on social media. 15. On April Fools’ Day, tell her you messed up and got a fine University girl pregnant. (Only on Aprils Fool Day). 16. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you; be it (MSc, MBA, or Ph.D.). 17. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you sometimes after you get married. 18. Tell her she can't watch ZEE WORLD, TELEMUNDO, and BIG BROTHER anymore. 19. Tell her you’re saving up money, and so they’ll be no makeup artist or professional photographer for your wedding. 20. Tell her you hate elaborate weddings and will only conduct a small wedding involving only members of both families. BONUS 21. Propose to her without a ring. Fellas, trust me. Try this and you will thank me later. While pulling the above stunts, let your rapt attention be on her immediate facial expression and body language, and you’ll get to unravel to the true persona of your intended partner before popping the big question. That is just how you will easily distinguish the sheep from the goats. Good luck!!! ------------------------------- Read more stuffs like this @ www.httmedia..com 5 Likes 3 Shares
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Romance / Re: Expensive Mistakes That Are Quite Affordable (single Motherhood) by jezuzboi(m): 7:30pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
fnep2smooth:The fact that you like them shows you'd readily settle with one who doesn't possess any of the attribute you highlighted above. That's a plus. Some guys just don't want to identify with an, no matter how normal and awesome they tend to be. For goodness sake, it could have been their sisters. Do unto others what you wish others to do onto you. |
Romance / Re: Expensive Mistakes That Are Quite Affordable (single Motherhood) by jezuzboi(m): 7:28pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Maychang:Even legitimately married wives still go out to other men and fall easily to sex... Legitimately married wives still go back to the guy who deflowered them and fall easily to sex... Some wives basically go out in search of a guy to cheat with... CHEATING IS A CASE ON IT'S OWN. IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE ANY SPECIAL TIES WITH SINGLE MOTHERHOOD. 1 Like |
Romance / Expensive Mistakes That Are Quite Affordable (single Motherhood) by jezuzboi(m): 4:39pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Yesterday I got together with some brainy guys and we had some deep talks about life which centered on FAMILY, ROMANCE, and of course, MARRIAGE. It started out with romance, but that was just a means to an end. Even if the romance talk were to be the main point of the discourse, I seriously don’t think I would bring myself to sit and type it out, not to mention baring it here, as the details are nothing short of embarrassingly hilarious; to say the least. FAMILY was the whole essence of our talk. But the subject I wish to highlight in this piece is the MARRIAGE part which wasn’t the conventional marriage talk. We deliberated on people’s habit of considering certain people unworthy of a commitment like marriage on account of their past mistake or mistakes. As a matter of fact, we were particular about single motherhood after the question of “marrying a single mom” came up. Over time, a big NO has always been the answer to this question. But on carefully examining the reason behind guys’ refusal to settle with single moms, it became clear that some avoid it in order not to have another man’s child cause havoc in their family. Some avoid it to keep from repeating their parent’s mistake. Some simply avoid it just so they don’t get regarded as the husband of a single mom, which in their opinion, can rub dust on their person. Seriously? All these reasons are shallow and result from cowardice, ignorance, pride, narcissism, and an inflated idea of self-importance. It will interest us to know that the illegitimate child we think would cause havoc in the family can end up being the pride of that family. Again, the single mom we think would possibly rob dirt on our reputation could be the spring to catapult us into global relevance, such that we never imagined. About preventing a repeat of parents’ mistake, you must really understand that single motherhood is only a product of a mistake, not the mistake itself. So, what we should be looking at avoiding is not “marriage to a single mother.” We should be more concerned about avoiding the mistake, which can have a thousand unlikely outcomes, single motherhood being just one of them. This mistake can be just about anything!!! That aside, have you ever taken out time to imagine it was you in their shoes? What if you were the single mom who got carried away by the deceitful words and empty promises of an ugly nice guy? Even if it was a deliberate act of pleasure that resulted in an unlikely outcome, and so bloody what? People make mistakes every now and then. And when they do, they look to others to help them correct their mistakes; if they can hardly do it by themselves. Wouldn’t it be an honorable thing to contribute to the rewriting of the script of someone’s life for the better? Wouldn’t it be so fulfilling to step into someone’s life and make every possible mistake they had made to disappear forever, such that not even the devil can see the mistake anymore? (because it is actually not there again; all thanks to you). People who think so highly of themselves that they refuse to identify with others by reason of their mistakes in life, often make the worst of mistakes, which could sometimes be irredeemable. If you find yourself in a position where you can wipe off the mistake of another, never hold back due to pride, haughtiness, delusional self-importance, and a feeling of personal worth. Remember that without God, we are nothing!!! In conclusion, there are lots of expensive mistakes people make in life, but these mistakes are quite affordable. Maybe you’re so rich in personality because you’re meant to buy off such expensive mistakes. Think of how failing it will be if you shy away from doing that because you can’t bring yourself to condescend to help a seemingly vulnerable fellow. Remember, it could have been you in their shoes. Also remember, no one knows tomorrow. This piece is particular about single motherhood, but not limited to that. Situations that put people in a seemingly vulnerable or disadvantaged position are numerous. Just remember that no matter how expensive or costly a mistake is, there are people out there who can afford them, and one of those people could be you. I rest my case!!! 2 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 6:23pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
Pepsi101:Thank You My Brother... Those girls belong to the category who always want to EAT THEIR CAKE AND HAVE IT BACK... So when they set eyes on ugly truths like this, they snap like threatened snakes... |
Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 6:20pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 6:17pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
FluidQueen:From the look of things, the article speaks of your kind... I'm not surprised that all you have to offer is F*CK like you mentioned up there... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 1:11pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
Proudgorgeousga:It's not applicable with every girl... I mentioned in the article that men dump certain girls (the ones who greedily followed them because of their status) to marry certain girls (the ones who shunned materialism and lived commendable lives)... That's most likely to be the cases of your classmates. Abi I'm WRONG?? They followed rich men at tender ages for the money and still ended up marrying their peers?? |
Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 1:07pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
UltraMax:Exactly my point in this write... Their quest for power and authority lands some of them in the hands of men who don't end up marrying of them, hence their resort to settle with a male peer who seemed interested in the in times past... |
Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 12:28pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
UltraMax:Nice response for that girl... As per motivating girls to be chaste, I believe the message in the article is self-explanatory... The likes of FluidQueen and Ladyhippolyta88 deciphered the message clearly but would rather bastardize the article, and I can't help but wonder if they belong to the category of girls highlighted in the article... Also, I didn't want to make the article too long... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 12:23pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: Let me draw your attention to a point I made in the article... By this time, the “big boys” have made a mess of their bodies and sometimes destinies, only to dump them and settle with a lady who had all the while lived a commendable life. Guys don't run away from the bolded above. As a matter of fact, that's every man's dream spouse (age not withstanding)... But if you run away with rich guys who use and dump you, and then you return to your peers and expect them to take what's left of you and marry (all in the name of you cannot marry outside your age range), well, all I can say is GOOD LUCK TO YOU. Maybe we still have really nice guys who don't care about such stuffs. |
Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 12:15pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
FluidQueen:I guess what you meant to say is that (it's a two-way traffic) like a smart girl rightly said up there (which I don't object to)... But you ended up ranting like a pained victim of the above-portrayed plague... Anyway, are you done talking?? 1 Like
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Romance / Re: The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 12:06pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
pcguru1:I'm writing from Nigeria... What part of the world are you?? |
Romance / The Reason Ladies Hardly Get Proposals From Guys Who Fall Within Their Age Range by jezuzboi(m): 10:56am On Feb 15, 2018 |
Nowadays, it’s rare to see a wedding IV with a bride and groom who fall within the same age range. The groom is always one or two generations older than the bride, and the reason for this is simple. Guys hardly consider their female peers worthy of their love and commitment on account of the treatment they got from the girls in the past. While growing up, the girls, by reason of genetic factor, tend to outgrow the boys. When that happens, the grown guys get drawn to the inviting biological features of these teenage girls and present them with a life and benefits they can hardly resist; a life and benefits the teenage boys can’t afford for themselves, let alone for their female peers. The girls then take a hike from their male peers (small boys) and pitch their tents with the rich guys (big boys) who shower them with excess material gifts in exchange for their bodies. It all seems like fun to the girls until they turn 25 years of age and above without a guy by their side who’s ready to commit to them for a lifetime. That's where the problem starts. At that point, they tend to fall back on the male peers they once abandoned, expecting to be loved, cared for, and taken on a walk down the aisle. By this time, the “big boys” have made a mess of their bodies and sometimes destinies, only to dump them and settle with a lady who had all the while lived a commendable life. By this time also, some of the male peers they abandoned have hustled hard to become “big boys”. These girls now run back expecting these guys to settle with them, even when the best of them has been sucked off by those other guys. The question some mean guys then ask is; “who are they seriously bringing this leftover to??” Accordingly, guys shun their female peers and go for younger girls who are still untouched or fairly touched. As a result, marriage proposals are held back from their female peers, which is why we hardly have peer-to-peer marriages these days. No guy wants to be a final resort for a girl who spent her best years delighting in sexual adventures with random guys who didn’t consider them worthy of marriage. Like a popular saying goes, “you can’t eat your cake and have it back.” In conclusion, there’s the possibility that we’ll keep having more of cross-generational marriages because the cycle is still on; except for a few girls who have been exposed to information like this and resolved to make themselves an exception. In all, always keep in mind that what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. Whatever we do will always find a way to come back to us. Whatever we sow, we reap. With this, I rest my case!!! ------------------------------- Read more stuffs like this @ www.httmedia..com 3 Likes
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Literature / Re: 10 Genuine Websites You Can Write For And Get Paid Instantly by jezuzboi(m): 5:04pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
Mobsync:A billion thanks for this elaborate and incredibly helpful response... However, about the payment method, how does it go?? I've read comments about blacks being sidelined on those sites due to fraudulent tendencies... That's not a problem for me though. Even on fiverr.com, I am represented as a foreign guy (IP Adress Tweaked)... So how about payment on those sites?? Domiciliary account?? |
Literature / Re: 10 Genuine Websites You Can Write For And Get Paid Instantly by jezuzboi(m): 2:24pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
Mobsync:On fiverr.com, it's $5 for staters... and this is for 400+/500+ words articles... I'd like to know the sort of articles they write on those sites that attract that much from the start... Are they massive write-ups or project-like stuffs?? You can use word count to describe... Thanks... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 11:30am On Feb 11, 2018 |
Kimcutie:What more have you to say??-?? |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 8:35pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
safiaaBUTTHOLE:I'm actually ready for them... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 5:30pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
rawpadgin:Definitely not... I hope to join you soon... |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 4:12pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 4:11pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Iphone5:Farewell... |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 4:10pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
mhizenugu:Not every woman dear... Just those once who call guys "broke" for the above-mentioned reasons... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 4:08pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
rawpadgin:Nice girl you got there bro... Don't forget to invite me for the wedding... |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Luxuryconsult:Savage!!! But which one is "That religion of peace" again?? |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 4:03pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
Romance / Re: 7 Kinds Of Girls Who Call Guys “broke” by jezuzboi(m): 9:06pm On Feb 09, 2018 |
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