DECEITFUL PLOTS THAT SECURE COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE FOR CUNNING PEOPLE

A lot of drama usually precedes Courtship. Cunning people, in a bid to reap equal benefits with those who work hard for the price, put up some very hilarious behaviors that would make a blockbuster comedy series if acted out. While you may find this write-up amusing, I seriously urge you to read between the lines, as this article won’t just tickle your fancy, but will open your eyes to the DECEIT that looms in the background during pre-courtship moments.

First off, not all that glitters is gold. Never forget the popular saying that “the more you look, the less you see.” For Christians, a perfect example of courtship would be the pre-marriage union between Jesus’ own parents – Joseph and the Virgin Mary. It’s a known fact that these two were chaste people who had genuinely decided to tie the nuts.

None of them coerced the other into taking him/her as a partner, nor manipulated the other into courtship using “third party” factors or psychological trickeries. Well, the pages seem to have flipped in this century. It seems like so much is required of youths nowadays before they can be deemed qualified for the Joseph and Mary kind of courtship, and many find it outrageously burdensome!!!

Not many youths are ready to emulate Joseph or Mary anymore. But that doesn’t in any way tamper with the fact that a man must court a woman when it’s time, and the desired courtship is expected to be nothing less than that of Joseph and Mary; or even better (at least to spectators). So, how does one go about having the Mary and Joseph kind of courtship without possessing the traits that made God consider the couple worthy earthly parents for His dear son?

The guys are looking out for a Mary to court. The earnest desire of the girls is to offer their middle finger to a Joseph. For a guy to gain Mary’s approval, he should be a potential Joseph. But if he’s nothing like Joseph, should he just let go of his search for Mary and settle for Delilah instead? Of course not!!! It sure takes hard work to gain Mary’s acceptance. Howbeit, always know that what cannot be gained by hard work can be gained by DECEIT!!!

So a guy grabs a few pieces of wood, sets up a carpentry workshop, and temporarily disassociates himself from all his Delilahs and Jezebels just to create an impression. Mary sees and is like; “awwnn…” Before long, she offers her middle finger and wedding bells ring. His plot works!!! But Marys who have a close relationship with God’s Spirit and genuine dealings with genuine spiritual parents hardly fall for such antics. In such cases, the guy lets go and walks away in shame.

Coming to the girls, a scheming girl spots a Joseph and is like; “I must ensnare him, whatever it takes.” She jumps on the internet and reads a couple of “HOWTOs.” She then applies them on a supposed but gullible Joseph and he falls for it. She praises her SCAM prowess. But the real drama begins when a Joseph fails to fall for her antics easily. As you know, women can be so emotional and can get desperate at the slightest appearance of failure; especially in cases like this.

At this point, any other girl who comes around that particular Joseph becomes a major contender. Baseless jealousy springs up, evil plots follow, and deliberate untruthful rumors of Joseph’s unavailability is projected into gullible minds by the scheming girl. It’s part of the game. Remember, Joseph must be ensnared at all cost; even if it means rubbing dust on his reputation. If he ultimately proves stubborn and refuses to be ensnared, a scandal follows, possibly.

Oblivious of the plot in the atmosphere, Joseph continues his search for Mary but keeps getting negative feedbacks from them since they all think he’s been taken by the scheming girl. In addition, the Marys he approaches see him as a flirty guy and a potential cheating husband. This is exactly the plot of the scheming girl. At the end, Joseph is rejected by all other girls except the scheming girl, and he has only one option; COURT AND MARRY HER!!! Nice plot, isn’t it?

However, these plots get uncovered by most victims in the process, especially if the big day is delayed for so long. There’s this girl who managed to trick a young rich guy into courting her. For genuine reasons, the wedding was delayed. The guy ran his business dealings out of town and hardly spent time with his “soon-to-be” wife.

Whenever he’s about coming into town, he’d call his “wife-to-be” and she’ll hurriedly visit a restaurant to buy the kind food he wanted to eat on arrival. She didn’t know how to cook, but the guy was unaware of that. She buys the food from a restaurant, turns them into a pot, and awaits her “husband-to-be’s” arrival.

When he gets home, she microwaves the meal the serves him. He would praise her cooking skills and she’d give him that deceitful smile. One day, fortune frowned on her and she failed to dispose of the takeaway packs of the food she served him this time around. The guy saw it in the waste bin, investigated it and found that it was the exact meal he just ate.

He called and questioned her about it and she lied blatantly (as usual). The guy then demanded that she cooked him a meal while he watched. That was the undoing of her two-year-old scheme. She succeeded in getting him to court her, but the courtship was broken. She ended up frustrated, ranting about how the guy was unfair to her. What?

So, such deceits could go wrong at times. A guy proposed to a girl in public in a bid to force a “YES” out of her. He succeeded. But the girl broke the engagement one year down the line. In this life, CORNY MAN DIE, CORNY MAN BURY AM.” This is just my analysis. You can add yours in the comment box.

fibonacci2526:



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suso:


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wristbangle:
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Lavendra:
Must everyone get married?

Wouldn't you like to? Or do you not intend to?

Joislim:
Blame the desperation on society and family pressure.

Attend a friend's wedding, the next question is 'when are we coming to yours '? not just from one person oo.

Visit an elderly family member especially women 'did you bring card'?

na me tire pass you

I am determined not to let the pressure get to me.


I'll marry for the right reasons.

You are very much on point... Like; VERY MUCH!!!

Joislim:
beautifully written but I didn't read all

Ive actually summarized it... You can go check it out and share ur candid thoughts in this same gentle manner with which you made this first comment. By the way, thanks for the compliment.

DaddyKross:


Swear with your left eye say you read that epistle

I just had to summarize it when I saw this comment. You can go take a look now.

Sad to say, but recent happenings show that we are in an age where the divine purpose of marriage is being undermined by an increasing number of single folks, especially the ladies, and the factor responsible for this shame is nothing but sheer DESPERATION!!!

How do you explain that a girl in her mid-twenties is already so desperate to marry, so much that she doesn’t mind settling with a man who has little or no inclination towards her area of calling; even when she knows that two people who aren’t headed in the same direction in life cannot yoke together in marriage successfully?

Worse off, how do you explain that this same girl is more than willing to settle with a man whose area of calling she has little or no inclination towards?

The most loathsome part is that even when the man is very much unwilling to settle with this girl who is differently wired in terms of divine purpose, she refuses to let go. As a matter of fact, she imposes herself on him and tries to trick him into marrying her. What manner of DESPERATION; or should I say WICKEDNESS!!!

I tire oh!!! I just tire!!! If you have time, you can visit the link below & read the full EPISTLE.

https://httmedia..com.ng/2017/12/marital-desperation-bane-of-purposeful.html?m=1

whitebeard:
Without reading this epistle, (which I would still read but not now) to some people yay, to another people, nay..!

Could the yays outnumber the nays or vise versa?

INTER-DENOMINATIONAL MARRIAGE; THE BEST SHOT AT SECURING THE MOST SUITABLE SPOUSE – YAY OR NAY?

The subject of marriage has always been an interesting yet puzzling one to today’s youths, as a lot of things seem to have changed about marriage in recent times; unlike the days of old when the “old time religion” made things seem nice and easy for couples.

In this generation, bachelors consider bachelorettes too proud for their liking, and unworthy of a lifelong commitment like marriage. According to them, their successfully married mothers never entertained such repelling haughtiness.

In like manner, bachelorettes see bachelors as potential “narcissists” who want nothing short of low self-esteemed partners who’ll spend a lifetime massaging their inflated idea of delusional self-importance.

This, coupled with the high rate of domestic violence and emotional abuse has forced ladies to embrace a lifestyle that bastardizes the feminine qualities encouraged and promoted in the HOLY BOOK; the bible.

Consequently, getting together as man and wife have moved from being the blissful union it was meant to be, to become a battle for supremacy. Sadly, this battle begins between singles even before the big question is popped.

Any unlikely attitude on a lady’s part is viewed as a rebellion by the guys. Likewise, any exhibition of authority on a guy’s part is viewed as that of a slave master by the ladies. It is very easy for a lady to think she’s being taken advantage of by a man. This ultimately gave rise to two woes; FEMINISM and EQUALITY.

Nowadays, marriage has been made to look like a norm that must be carried out in due season, no more a covenant entered into by two matured adults who have uncovered the purpose for the union and are fully ready to embark on the lifelong journey of no return – woe betide me if I fail to mention that they must be IN LOVE!!!

To cut the long story short, concluding on who to settle with has become “mission impossible,” as youths are increasingly failing in character, and see no need to embrace possible remedies to salvage the situation. Yet, everyone wants to marry the RIGHT PERSON; even demons crave to tie the nuts with virgin sons and daughter of God.

On the flip side, no RIGHT PERSON, so to say, wishes to fall into the hands of supposed WRONG PERSONS. This has given rise to the question; HOW DO I SECURE THE MOST SUITABLE SPOUSE

Many books and articles have addressed this issue. But this write-up will only center on the idea of GETTING A SPOUSE FROM THE SAME RELIGIOUS DENOMINATION (Church); an acclaimed remedy to marital shambles and the likes.

The reason inter-denominational marriage is deemed a remedy to marital crisis is the fact that singles get to learn about marriage from the same source and have the same head (Pastor) to oversee their union when married. Having been fed with the same info as singles, it is believed that they’ll utilize that info when married to ensure a blissful union.

In an event where either party becomes headstrong, a quick intervention by their head (Pastor) will see the situation being arrested, as both are supposed to be unquestionably obedient to a man who oversees their spiritual wellbeing.

However, there are factors that challenge the efficacy of this notion, a couple of which include TEMPERAMENTAL DIFFERENCES, COMPATIBILITY (sexually and otherwise), LOVE LANGUAGE, and a host of others. I, for one, would not love to marry an extrovert. A fellow introvert is my earnest desire. Nevertheless, may God’s will be done; Amen.

Now, considering this, the mind begins to wonder at many things. A popular question by church folks has been; “what if I don’t find a spouse in my denomination who matches my temperament, befits my emotional makeup, and is compatible with me in all wise, should I just go ahead and marry just anyone from my denomination

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is where you come in. Let’s have this discussion. Do you support the notion that inter-denominational marriage is the way to go, given the above-outlined Or do you have any exceptions, given the above outlined as well? Please share your thoughts.

Good stuff...

I read and examined my blog, and found that I follow all five rules...

Looking forward to the days of hitting big like someone above mentioned $1-$3k monthly...

As for the guy who said he and his fellows do not read blogs, I'm still waiting for him to reply the guy who asked if he stays in the village...

I'm out!!!

#THREAD_CLOSED

PastorMB:
You are now a blogger bro?

Lol...

Lol... That's funny... Been blogging since 2013... Actually, I blog my work... My stories feature first on my blog B4 other platforms... As a matter of fact, if you explore my blog @ www.jezuzboi..com , you'll find many stories there that aren't on any other platform besides that blog...

I'm also into movies... So I blog some giveaway scripts and Comedy skits I either script or feature in... That's just it... You should check the blog out... You may find lots of interesting stuff for you and your friends/family...

Many thanks to you for stopping by... Hope you enjoyed this video?

One fateful morning, the broke guy tried to study but couldn’t because of hunger. He then remembered he had N100 somewhere. At once, he grabbed the money and bought himself a cup of Garri, a N20 sachet of milk, a N20 sachet of cowbell chocolate, and N10 sugar. He was about to have a SWELL TIME!!!

But he had barely started sipping his delicacy when the poverty-stricken SLAY-QUEEN knocked on his door. What a kill-joy!!! To avoid shame, he hid the Garri in his wardrobe before getting the door. The slay-queen got in and asked to use his dictionary. He gave her. But she spent nearly an hour searching for just one word!!!

At long last, she took her leave and the guy hurried to his wardrobe to get his plate of Garri and continue his groove. But he had his greatest disappointment that day, as he found a dead cockroach in the plate of rocky Garri. The slay-mama had succeeded in making a mess of his day!!! Or, was it the slay-mama

The tides changed days later when the broke guy decided to return the gesture by paying the slay-mama a visit. For the records, they were neighbors, and the other day was her first time of visiting him. As you know, it didn’t go too well for him. On gaining reception into her room, what he saw baffled him. But trust me, it will baffle you more!!!

N/B: Not all that SLAY are QUEENS!!!

Click below to watch this hilarious video which reveals the normal lifestyle of those slay-queens who usually have 1k likes on every picture they upload on Facebook. After watching this video, you will never “FORM BIG BOY” for any girl again!!! Lol. Click below to watch;-

https://jezuzboi..com.ng/2017/11/the-broke-guy-poverty-stricken-slay.html

CHAPTER 1

She was the flight attendant for the 1.00pm flight with Eagles airline. He was headed to Lagos for a business meeting. Shaking his head in disapproval of his seat allocation, he sat down; it was the aisle seat, 15D.

“Welcome on board ladies and gentlemen, as we prepare for take-off, please listen to the following safety procedures.”

To his amazement, the anger vanished in a flash as the flight safety demonstrations began. He saw her, a slender young lady, as she smiled and showed them the emergency safety procedures. He had seen it done a thousand times, and he didn’t even care, but he wondered why this version was so interesting. As she walked round for final checks before take-off, he made sure he left his phone on and noticeable.

“Please kindly switch off your phone sir” Oh her voice!!! He smiled and nodded, she had noticed him at least. The plane took off as he battled with his ear drums; this was his worst part of flying, the temporary partial deafness. But his mind still wondered back to the flight attendant that almost made him take notes from flight safety rules.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the fasten seat belt sign has been turned off, we however advice that you keep them securely tightened. Relax and enjoy the rest of the flight” The voice distracting his thoughts for a moment.

He leaned back as he kept thinking of a way to get her attention. She was paired with a lady that looked to be in her forties, all smiling and cheerful. Suddenly he had the dumbest idea;

“Water please!” He said, as he pushed the request button above his seat. He positioned himself and waited for her. “Your water sir”, he turned and saw the older lady. “Oh mehn”, he heaved a sigh with disappointment. He wasn’t even thirsty.

Two minutes later “Water please!” He said, praying she would be the one this time. “Your water sir”. It was the older lady again. Oh boy!!! He would fill his stomach to overflowing with water today. He drank it. 5 minutes later, “Water please!!!”

By this time, people were already looking strangely at him, but he would drink all the water till she came herself. He smiled when he saw her walking toward him. She walked right by him to the business class section. “What?!” The older woman came to him.

“Son, if you want to talk to her, try another strategy. You’ll soon pee on your pants today if you don’t stop asking for water”

He just smiled, feigning ignorance of his intent. The plane shook vigorously in that moment and the pilots’ voice was heard “Ladies and gentlemen please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts, we have just encountered unforeseen turbulence”

There was a loud scream from a lady at the back “Chei, I said it! Witches of the air yaf finally reach me today!”
Everybody started talking among themselves as the plane began to tilt to one corner. “Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost one engine. DID YOU SAY “ENGINE?

Click here to read CHAPTER 2; https://jezuzboi..com.ng/2017/11/flight-mj-219-chapter-2.html

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Humanistme:
...

just like tycoon3 said; We aint seeing the write-up with same view. It's now very obvious, from the details you provided above...

Humanistme:



a kind, loving and intelligent woman. with a healthy dose of self esteem who makes right decisions and is not afraid to speak her mind and her husband can depend on her in his absence due to the fact that she is capable..

she also brings something to the relationship
apart from her vagina.

What's the difference between that lady and the one spoken of in the write-up?

Humanistme:


My idea of a virtuous woman can succeed in a marriage.

What's ur idea of a virtuous woman biko? A rebel? A husband fighter? A disrespectful lady? What please?

Humanistme:


are you a good man?

A mature man will never demand too much and this is too much.

How little will a mature man demand, please?

Humanistme:


virtue means different things to different people. I say the woman in this write up is not virtues but simply a mindless weak robot at the mercy of her husband's whim.

But she succeeded in RULING HER HOME AND HUSBAND.

Whatever your idea of A VIRTUOUS WOMAN is, can that woman succeed in marriage Or will she only succeed in waging wars against her husband all in the name of #OurMumuDonDo

By the way, who even talked about MUMU here You see how you are calling yourself names by yourself After you'll say it's a man that called you so.

trustyshoess:

Makes no difference to me. My life is not dependent on marriage so if it never happens, I'll be perfectly content. God forbid that I'll ever be dependent on a man or any other human for that matter

No wonder you have a contrary view of things... You are not sure of marriage...

Joy1706:

I know a hundred women who adhered to these rules yet they are treated than servants in their home. So I will pass.
And just because the author said she had a successful marriage does not mean it's actually true. Abi did you live with her?

If any woman abides by these rules and got ill-treated, look at the men they married. If you make a resolve to have a good home (even without intending to abide by any of these rules), you will sure be careful in picking a man in order not to end up with a freak.

Why then shouldn't you be more careful in your choice of a life partner when intending to live by these rules? The truth will always be that THE POWER OF A GOOD WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS. Some men take advantage of women (both the weak ones and the self-acclaimed COMMANDOS).

And some men get taken advantage of by women, am I wrong? So it's not that they kept the rules and suffered for it. They simply kept the rules with an immature man. Locate a man who intends to live peaceably and keep these rules, and you'll share this same testimony before you die.

But be a feminist and marry MIKE TYSON, I swear, we will be hearing your rants on the media like TONTO DIKE and that other MERCY whatever...

In any case, this rules are for women who intend to be GOOD WIVES. So I can understand where all these arguments are coming from.

tosyne2much:
This is true to some extent just that there are few exceptions to some of the points raised.


But the question is, where you wan find woman wey go get these traits?

My brother, even if I can't find a woman with these traits, let her at least be willing to cultivate these traits. The main thing is the WILLINGNESS.

Lawlahdey:
OP, trust me. You are absolutely right. But I will only do that for a responsible husband.

For those who didn't see sense in what the OP posted, the shame is on you.

God bless you!!! The only argument I expected to get from this post was that NOT ALL MEN DESERVE THIS, PERIOD!!! But I see lots of girls coming here to suggest that the idea is absolutely odd.

In order words, even if they happen to get hooked with a man who'll treat them as Queens for abiding by these rules, they'd rather be REBELLIOUS and INSOLENT!!!

What I can say about those girls is that they don't even have the capacity to live well, and it's not just when it has to do with a man. If you look at their lives in general, dem no follow.

That's why they hate rules like this. Anyway, everyone will always get what they deserve... You can't be a deliberate REBEL and marry a LOYALIST. Those who want to fight will always be found by fellow fighters.

And those who truly yearn for peace and are ready to do all it takes to live simple, will always find peaceful fellows to match up...

Joy1706:

Aunty do what works for you abeg. It worked for you, good and fine. There are a thousand women suffering out there in the name of submission. We must not be like you

How many are enjoying in the name of REBELLION

Joy1706:

Thrown out ke. In this era that women pay/contribute to house rent.

Hope you read rule #2. In case you didn't, it says;

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he has no job and NO MONEY.

So if you're thinking you have the right to trash-talk your husband simply because you contribute to payment of house rent, think again. Mind you, he could pack out and leave you there alone.

The bottom line is DIVORCE, not being SENT OUT OF THE HOUSE. Abi a man cannot divorce a woman who jointly pays house rent??

Nawa ooh... Just look at what you are leveraging on... HOUSE RENT

trustyshoess:
If I have to go by even 1 of these rules, I'd rather remain unmarried. Marriage is not prison abeg.

You'll sure get what you're asking for

lilmax:
lol...the husband is always right?

that 82yrs marriage must be in suffering

I stopped reading immediately I saw the first rule....

I don't just know why guys keep lacking brain needed to think these days though

mods should close this thread, it's disgusting

Can you come up with a thread that's worth reading which you think the mods should leave open?

alexis22:


I support this 100% and tho am not yet married but the times I was very submissive in my relationship it was wonderful and peaceful..... please ladies let's not dwell on equality!!! tried it and trust me it only brought unnecessary fights

May the almighty God bless you and give you a man that truly deserves your kind!!!

pocohantas:


Na only you get sense for here...

Excuse me?? Do you know my mom from somewhere?? Why not focus on answering the question on ground than judge a woman you do not know??