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HealthRe: . by Jfyzee: 1:08am On May 05, 2018
Despite the campaign for the use of condom to prevent STD and HIV.. people still do skin to skin not minding the risk involve, reasons there are more infected persons in the society today than before.

So it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle... than for people to listen to this..

Infact they will care less.. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Huge Python Killed By Brother Measured 16ft!!! by Jfyzee: 1:13pm On May 04, 2018
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

Sacrilege, heresy and abomination have become the order of the day in most Nigerian villages .....



Your village ancestors came visiting on a pilgrimage and all you had to do is murder her in coldblood and display her unclothedness in social media....


Now when famine, drought, unexplained deaths and low agricultural output hits the village, you start to blame the gods....
Do people still believe in those crap.. thought we are in the 21th century where civilisation have taken over.. undecided
PoliticsRe: Fela Durotoye: "No PVC, No Sex For Men, No Toasting" by Jfyzee: 6:39pm On May 02, 2018
adadike:
I concur. No PVC, no toasting.
Are you a chicken or a turkey ni..! undecided
RomanceRe: 'if You Can't Buy Me Porsche, Stay Away'- Lady Says, But See Replies She Got by Jfyzee: 3:59pm On May 01, 2018
Tochyodiks:
grin this woman no get shame, Porsche will fall from heaven Abi a guy with no sense will just buy you such an expensive car from his bank Account, you deserve to be used for ritual
Make you chop knuckle.. yahoo boys suppose sacrifice her to their gods cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija 2018: Why I Will Pay Tithe – Show Winner, Miracle by Jfyzee: 2:16am On May 01, 2018
Wonders who among the pastors will have a taste of his miraculous money grin

For it is written.. "anyone who gives to the poor among you has given to God and will be bless accordingly".

Giving to the needy will be the best tithe and not to the already fed Past.rs.. undecided
RomanceRe: What Do You Want In Life? by Jfyzee: 2:59am On Apr 30, 2018
nuggarito:
.

And since I'm the shitty president running a shithole, what becomes of you my brother? The actual shit that makes up the shithole.

Yours trully
Your shitty president
Good you already acknowledge the bolded.. saves me the stress, would have come for your bald head8)
RomanceRe: What Do You Want In Life? by Jfyzee: 2:40am On Apr 30, 2018
nuggarito:
Without reading your post, and paying attention to your caption all I want in life is become the president of this shithole, so that I can set things right however I can.
If the country you want to rule is a shithole then it means the person to rule is a shitty presidentcheesy

After all a mango tree gives birth to a mango friutgrin
TV/MoviesRe: See What The Husband Did When He Caught Her In Bed With Another Man by Jfyzee: 11:34pm On Apr 29, 2018
It is finished..undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Dstv Online Payment Methods In Nigeria by Jfyzee: 11:28pm On Apr 29, 2018
Why won't they make their payment easy when Nigeria is a cash cow. S.A exploiting Nigerians since 14BC..undecided

Where is that other cable station that calls themselves TStv.. haven't they started yet.. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Married Manchester City Star, Yaya Touré Pictured With Another Lady In Bed by Jfyzee: 11:15pm On Apr 29, 2018
Why can't the lady in question run away when she knows he is married or even when he makes his advances.. but NO she will want to milk her share from the ballerundecided

Anyway his life.. his game undecided
SportsRe: Carlo Ancelotti Turns Down Italy Coaching Job by Jfyzee: 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2018
NeeKlaus:
Are you afraid?
Afraid about what.. that one expired old man is going and they should replace him with another expired oldman.. undecided
CrimeRe: Aliyu Giwa: "How My Friend Was Set Up For Dumping His Cheating Girlfriend" by Jfyzee: 6:59pm On Apr 29, 2018
Who end up a bloody looser at the end.. the #LazyOlosho. Tried to play smart but ended up loosing the game.. they will never stay loyal.

Abeg make dem feed her with enough water beans for cell cheesy
SportsRe: Carlo Ancelotti Turns Down Italy Coaching Job by Jfyzee: 12:44pm On Apr 29, 2018
Hope his destination is not Arsenal FC..grin
CrimeRe: Lady Runs Mad In Owerri, Strips Unclad After A Man Dropped Her Off (Video) by Jfyzee: 12:20pm On Apr 28, 2018
pocohantas:
We all want the good things of life.
How we go about achieving it, is where the difference lies.
Absolutely.. can see while you're the President of the Association of Milkers Club West Africa Branch... hmmmcheesy
CrimeRe: Lady Runs Mad In Owerri, Strips Unclad After A Man Dropped Her Off (Video) by Jfyzee: 8:13am On Apr 28, 2018
pocohantas:
LOL. Malaysian boys.Which car kwanu? Acura, RX330/350 and ES330. That was all I saw when I got into that town.

Anyway, poverty rate is high in this country. The guys go all the way to get the money and the girls attach to these guys to milk a little of that money.
So you gals are the reason Baba Daura called all the youth lazy.. cheesy

There is God o.. Chai
CrimeRe: Greek Woman: "Edo Ashawo Infected My Married Nigerian Friend With HIV" (Video) by Jfyzee: 11:33am On Apr 27, 2018
There goes again ... another loose carrier of the virus on rampage, spreading the virus with reckless abandonment and who knows how many people have become their victim.

Well without knowing what await her ... do pity the man's wife who will be waiting patiently for him to return and perform his conjugal right. Chai may God help her..

So speechless..
RomanceRe: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by Jfyzee: 8:36am On Apr 27, 2018
pocohantas:
No baby, I won't cheat on you. I love hard, trust me on that.
That was just non-sanctimonious tip for cheats.

But if you cheat on me...hmmm smiley
Naaah.. don't woo me sweet, ain't ready to die yet with your kind of love, still hoping to bit grandpa record of 99yrscheesy

FYI cheating is for boys and cannot be found in the DNA of real men. cool
RomanceRe: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by Jfyzee: 4:39am On Apr 27, 2018
pocohantas:
Lol @ he has not paid bride price then. Is faithfulness conditional? If you can't be faithful before marriage,what's going to change after bride price? These ladies will marry the next available man all for the status, then keep fcking their ex. Such level of confusion and unfaithfulness. I will advise she confesses to her husband...from a distance though. Before we go see her mutilated body for frontpage.


If you want to be a married undercover olosho, never do something with a man who has nothing to lose. That is, never be involved with a single guy. Their second name is running mouth and blackmail. Go for a married man. Very safe wink wink
From your last statment.. it is obvious you will do worst if given the chance.. guess the lady in question is a learner where you are.

I weep for this generation of women.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by Jfyzee: 4:33am On Apr 27, 2018
SoapQueen:
I swear I'm sick to my stomach seeing all of these. Ladies please, let us stop letting pressure push us into loveless marriages. So many stories on "Sexx with the Ex"
Pls keep telling them.. it becoming so alarming by the day.. especially in this generation.. only God will help.
RomanceRe: I Want To Link With Lagos Based Matured Friends To Chat With From Time To Time. by Jfyzee: 3:48pm On Apr 26, 2018
JuanitaJames:
We don dey turn researchers now. Yes I gree say every one should want sex to a degree so I agree with your saying that women show more restraint.
Thought you're one of those die hard feminist who will always claim right in everything they say.. but thank the holy spirit you're not and it feels good you agree too..
RomanceRe: I Want To Link With Lagos Based Matured Friends To Chat With From Time To Time. by Jfyzee: 10:40pm On Apr 25, 2018
JuanitaJames:
I know men are wired for sex anyway.
So women need to wire themselves for brains.
Thanks.
Hmm.. ain't you sounding a bit sentimental as not only men are wired for s.x, both gender are and both genders are required to wire their brains too.

Suffix to say.. you know fully well women are trained to hide their s.xual feelings and urge from time immemorial.. reasons research favour them to have higher urge than men.
FamilyRe: Uk-based Nigerian Wife Attacks Husband’s Sidechick With Bleach by Jfyzee: 9:08pm On Apr 25, 2018
When will most women ever learn to walk away when they find themselves in an uncompromising situation. Now her action have landed her in more trouble all because of a side-chick and a randy husband.

May she receive sense and learn from it.. if ever she is set free. But come to think of it when will women ever learn to respect other women's property and not cross boundary..

Well, maybe the day trumpet will sound.
RomanceRe: I Want To Link With Lagos Based Matured Friends To Chat With From Time To Time. by Jfyzee: 4:25pm On Apr 25, 2018
JuanitaJames:
Sometimes men baffle me.
You see my specific post like this and first thing you say is can I see your face, hear your voice. After we chat a little general and I start hoping for better discussion tomorrow, you then quickly think I don dey get her let me suggest if we will meet one of these days! On day one oh!
Ok oh let me go back to my laziness as per Nigerian youth.

Have a nice day if you took time to read my rant.
You shouldn't sound surprise.. when you know there are randy dudes everywhere waiting patiently for who to de vole.. anyway what do i know.. goodluck
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Reacts To Killing Of Catholic Priests & Worshipers In Benue by Jfyzee: 7:39am On Apr 25, 2018
Like the saying goes.. "the more you look the less you see" is now the order of the day for most people.

For how long are we going to continue like this ... even in the jungle there is orderliness among the animals.. but to the people of this nation there is non.. what a pity!

Rest in Peace to the dead.
FamilyRe: Please Help! My Mum Doesn't Want Ladies Around Me! by Jfyzee: 3:32am On Apr 25, 2018
sirusX:
Maybe a woman was the cause of the split between your mum and dad...so I guess she's just a little bit over protective

Being a single mum is not an easy thing and raising a home by yourself is not an easy feat. I feel she doesn't want all that she has laboured for in you be taken away from her by a stranger who just came when things got better (maybe that was the case of your dad)

It's best to sit with mum, have a friendly discussion and get her to open up. I'm sure you will come to know and understand her more.

I believe what she needs is a little reassurance that she always remain number 1 cz she has always been there for you and contributed to making you the man you are today. You are the 1st son and the man of the house...I guess that's why she placed that priority on you
Never agree less.. as Op have a lot of work to do in terms of having a deep heart to heart talk with his mum which should be followed by sincere practical.. and if the mum refuse to burge.. then he should know he has got a very selfish mother and wisdom will be required to deal with her because of his future wife.

N.B No matter the effort mothers use in raising their sons .. there is always another woman that will come in-between them. It is not a man's design but that of God.. so they should keep that in mind.
FamilyRe: A Letter To Parents, Especially Mothers by Jfyzee: 2:46am On Apr 25, 2018
Donald3d:
Thats why I am trying to enlighten folks, they can break the cycle early enough, and try, at least try !, to give their kids what they don't have .Everything isn't about paying school fees and giving kids food, they need to be prepared for the future
Well if you say so.. but a lazy parent remains a lazy parent no matter the condition given.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Roma: UCL (5 - 2) On 24th April 2018 by Jfyzee: 9:21pm On Apr 24, 2018
Infact there is no need for 2nd leg.. there is nothing AS Roma will play again.. they should just surrender.. cheesy
FamilyRe: A Letter To Parents, Especially Mothers by Jfyzee: 3:16pm On Apr 24, 2018
Absolutely on point @Op.. but believe you know the popular phrase which says 'You can't give what you don't have'.. that exactly the case of most parent.
PoliticsRe: Calls For President Buhari's Impeachment: Reps In Rowdy Session by Jfyzee: 3:03pm On Apr 24, 2018
These bunch of legitlathieves should first impeach themselves before naija #lazyyouth will impeach Baba Daura come 2019 grin
RomanceRe: This Photo Caused A Huge Debate On Facebook...lol by Jfyzee: 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2016
With their action you shall know them.. this is exactly how to spot gurls that are greedy.

"Your own is our own while my own is mine alone" syndrome.. undecided

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