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Education / Re: Necessary Requirements For A Successful Admission Screening by jhasper(m): 11:03pm On Jul 18, 2016
2. Determine If You Have the Right Subjects For
Your Course of Study:


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To study your course of
study in any institution, you are required to have
a minimum of 5 credit passes in the relevant O-
level subjects. Many candidates are not sure if
their O-level subjects tally with the course they
intend to study. Each course of study has
specific subjects a candidates must credit before
he/she qualifies for admission in that particular
course. To determine if you possess the relevant
subjects for your course of study, follow the
steps below;
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Access the online brochure @ http://myschool.com.ng/school/classroom/jamb-brochure/ and follow
steps iii – iv as described above.
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In
addition to your O-level results, you are to
present other documents which may include;
i. Birth Certificate or Affidavit of Age Declaration
ii. JAMB Original Result Slip.
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iii. Screening Registration Slip (for those that
registered online)
iv. Local Government of Origin (this can be
obtained at your LGA Secretariat)
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4. Physical examination:
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JAMB disclosed that
candidates will equally be examined based on
appearance to know if they are cultists or
"future cultists". That sounds funny. I wonder
how you can tell who is a cultist or who would
likely be one just by looking at the person's face
unless you are a fortune teller or a prophet.
Be that as it may, candidates should ensure they
dress formal to the screening exercise. Do not
put on any thing that will may make you look
irresponsible. If you have tattoos or piercings on
your body, make sure they are removed or well
covered before appearing for the screening.
Education / Necessary Requirements For A Successful Admission Screening by jhasper(m): 10:59pm On Jul 18, 2016
Many candidates have been asking questions on the kind of preparations they need ahead of their institutions' admission screening exercise. Like you already know, the screening as stipulated by JAMB will involve the verification of your documents and physical examination of the candidates. As we have always done, we would like to use this medium to bring you up to speed concerning what is expected of you in preparation towards the screening exercise of your institution. For the sake of clarity and emphasis, I would like to present them as bullet points. .












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1. Get Your O-level Results Ready: Candidates are expected to present copies of their O-level Certificates or Statement of Results obtained in not more than two sittings. Another thing you should know is that if it is up to four years you sat for your O-level examination, your institution will likely require you to present the Original Certificate of the O- level examination instead of statement of results because it is expected that your Original Certificate should be ready after four years. Therefore, if you sat for your O-level examination four years ago and beyond, it is advisable to go get your O-level Certificate(s) ready before the screening exercise of your institution. For those, whose O-level certificates are not yet available, they can present their statement of result. For such candidates, they may need to provide result checking scratch card (NECO, WAEC, NABTEB, as applicable). For candidates still waiting for the release of their results, you can go for the screening with your O-level registration slip. Concerning the combination of results, candidates can combine results even if it is from different examination bodies e.g WAEC and NECO. However, your institution may not allow you to combine NABTEB results with WAEC or NECO results.
Sports / Pele To Visit Nigeria In August- Goal.com by jhasper(m): 7:12am On Jul 18, 2016
The three-time World Cup winner with Brazil is
expected in Lagos for a series of events that will
culminate in a charity gala
Football’s greatest legend, Brazilian World Cup
winner Pele is expected in Nigeria for a historic
visit in August as part of events planned by the
Winihin Jemide Series and Youth Experience
Days Africa.
Born Edson Arantes do Nascimento, the three-
time World Cup winner will headline a youth
football tournament that will take place at the
Astro-Turf in Ikoyi as well as a leadership
meeting with Corporate Nigeria.
Famous for scoring 1,281 goals during his career,
Pele won the first of his three World Cups as a
17-year-old at Sweden ’58 before adding two
more titles at Chile ’62 and Mexico ’70.
The WJS/YEDA Legend Edition 2016 is a 2-day
event (11th -12th August, 2016) focused on
youth development and empowerment through a
once-in-a-lifetime inspiring experience with Pele.
The event will involve football loving teenagers
and parents, key figures from various state
governments, the corporate sector and the
Nigeria Football Federation. The event will
include a sports clinic (Legend tournament), a
Gala Night with Pele and other African football
legends.
It will also include an auction of Pele
memorabilia at the Gala night with proceeds
from the auction expected to be donated to an
eligible local youth football academy.
Pele has received an honorary knighthood from
Britain's Queen Elizabeth II and was named
"Athlete of the Century” and "Player of the
Century” by the International Olympic Committee
and Fifa respectively, amongst many other
accolades.
This will be Pele’s second visit to Nigeria; the
first in 1967, was occasioned by a 2-day cease
fire during the Nigerian Civil War which allowed
the warring sides to watch the Pele & Santos FC
team play an exhibition match in Lagos.
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http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4093/nigerian-football/2016/07/18/25720522/pele-to-visit-nigeria-in-august
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 6:57am On Jul 18, 2016
lilyqueen:
Not~all~ladIes
. pm me....crunching on u
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:50pm On Jul 17, 2016
MrBashing:
So how many have u slept with?
. none...still a virgin
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2016
MrBashing:
So how many have u slept with?
. none...still a virgin
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:43pm On Jul 17, 2016
Shinkava:
My guy u just said the truth, babes are as cheap as anytin now..... anyways, it means more puccies to our dickson
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bro thumb up
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:15pm On Jul 17, 2016
Nova15:
Dear Op,
If u get them so cheap as u claim, why not just enjoy it instead of coming here to complain?
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jasper not complaining
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:13pm On Jul 17, 2016
MrLankeeee:
It's because you always go for the cheap One's.

I bet you some are priceless...
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that why I said #some not all
Romance / Re: #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:09pm On Jul 17, 2016
cruzita:
just passing
. noticed
Romance / #nowadays:why Are Some Ladies, So Cheap ? by jhasper(m): 10:02pm On Jul 17, 2016
back then as handsome as my bro....ladies snub him.
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even with his sweet mouth, it hard to get a lady, not to talk of sleeping with them.
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but now, as ugly as I am, I bet" if I want to sleep with more than 10 girls today I would do that...m not proud to say this o, but some ladies are so cheap
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what the cause?
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who else notice this?

. just on gen, they would come and charge. after that ......enter main bizness.
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Family / Re: Is Marriage Without Sex Really A Marriage?-jasper by jhasper(m): 2:45pm On Jul 17, 2016
Rukkydelta:
Is this what you're currently experiencing ?
. no
Family / Is Marriage Without Sex Really A Marriage?-jasper by jhasper(m): 2:15pm On Jul 17, 2016
u get married to someone who hate sex, how can u cope ?
Religion / What Does The Bible Say About Alcohol? Is Drinking It A Sin? by jhasper(m): 11:56am On Jul 17, 2016
The Bible’s answer
It is not a sin to drink alcohol in moderation. The
Bible describes wine as a gift from God that can
make life more enjoyable. ( Psalm 104:14, 15;
Ecclesiastes 3:13; 9:7 ) The Bible also
acknowledges the medicinal value of wine.— 1
Timothy 5:23 .
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Jesus drank wine during his time on earth.
( Matthew 26:29; Luke 7:34 ) In one of his well-
known miracles, Jesus turned water into wine as
a generous gift at a marriage feast.— John 2:1-
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Romance / Re: When She Say's I Love You But..... by jhasper(m): 11:31pm On Jul 16, 2016
falconey:
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. boss ....
Romance / Re: When She Say's I Love You But..... by jhasper(m): 11:30pm On Jul 16, 2016
halfricanadian:
If i say i love u nd i cry
It means i love u deeply
. . oya do the practical now
Romance / When She Say's I Love You But..... by jhasper(m): 10:51pm On Jul 16, 2016
but what?
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she started crying....
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ladies what does that means?
Education / We Are Not Ready To Adopt CBT Now- WAEC by jhasper(m): 12:09pm On Jul 15, 2016
The West African Examination Council (WAEC) has disclosed that it will not adopt the computer-based test (CBT) in the conduct of its examination. This was made known by the Zonal Coordinator of the examination body in Abuja, Yusuf Ari. According to him, despite the fact that CBT has proven to reduce examination malpractice, the board will still stick to the old method because of the nature of its examination. He mentioned that the council does not only conduct examination in urban area but also rural areas unlike JAMB. Again, the council conducts examination in over 80 subjects with many of them having components. English Language for instance, comes in three components, consisting of practical, theory and oral. He however added that the council may consider the option after adequate facilities such as sufficient computer systems, steady power supply and other infrastructural provisions are guaranteed.
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2016
gsparks01:
are you surprised?
. don't mind him
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:59am On Jul 15, 2016
moststylish:
U mean u are 24 and married
. engaged
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:42am On Jul 15, 2016
bigiyaro:
I have a similar background, unfortunately there is nothing u can do.
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need advice o
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:38am On Jul 15, 2016
DullardBuhari:
Hmmm go down on ur kneels n pray
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thanks bro
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:29am On Jul 15, 2016
Growing up sometimes my mum was physically abusive to my siblings every time dad finishes dealing with her, she'll transfer the anger. I was the quiet child so got less of it, when they said jump, I did. When they said, sit, I did. She was also emotionally and mentally abusive and manipulative towards us all and Yes I'm sure she took out the abuse she received from my dad on us. The man has shown no remorse and doesn't accept that his behaviour is wrong and hurtful towards others. Saying every relationship has it's hiccups Yes he is right to a point but not violence and abuse that is just abnormal behaviour. She says he is not himself and it must be juju from the women that's making him act like this, that when they met he was so kind and would do everything for her......... The same lines she has been quoting for years and refusing to leave dad. I am so drained from listening to it all, just got married and want to relax and enjoy my new marriage. I can't keep going on like this. I don't know what next to do, please help me.
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:29am On Jul 15, 2016
After he tried to strangle her, I forcefully brought her to stay with me a little, I advised her to file a complain at any police station that her life is under threats but my mum is reluctant to do anything if it involves mentioning my dad as she says she can't do that to him and has to protect him that she still loves him. Now my dad is apparently doing the whole he is sorry act and my mum buys it. I messaged him to ask him to explain his behaviour and he told me it is none of my business and it is an insult to question him. He says he is a disciplinarian and not a dictator and he is the best dad in the world. My mum says she isn't staying here and wants to go back to him one day after he has learned his lesson and suffered, and we should forgive and forget and we should make up with my dad everybody makes mistakes and deserves another chance...
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:28am On Jul 15, 2016
The funny thing is that when my Aunt was in an abusive relationship with my uncle guess who ran to her aid and made sure my uncle changed? my mum and dad. My Aunt got gt on her feet, she started her own business and has been doing well ever since. My Aunt said her abuse was nothing on the scale of my mums and ours and she could not take what my dad has done to us all. So clearly my mum understands and reasons but not for herself or so it seems. My parents travelled abroad, Dad still abused her emotionally and physically even while there. My mother now has health issues diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, knee pains and loads of complains. My dad has multiple marital affairs and mum accepts this as part of the culture and each time I try to confront her she tells me not to worry about that saying in our African way, that dad can choose to marry another wife and that having only affairs is not that bad as long as he is not getting married to another wife. He showers the women and their kids with money and gifts and pays for the school fees yet he complains of no money for my two last siblings and for my mum and to go see a doctor. On New year day, he gave them nothing for food while he went out to see one of his jezebels. The women he is seeing and sleeping with have started threatening my mums life also.
Family / Re: Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:28am On Jul 15, 2016
From two years old I was sent to live my Uncle and his wife, I suffered from his wife to the point where some of them abused and neglected me. If it wasn't for the neighbours telling my parents to get me out of there, who knows what would have happened to me. At the age of about 9 my dad decided my mum would stop working and and stay home to take care of the family. Growing up we would regularly see and hear my dad beating her up and shouting abuses. She would always defend him if we spoke bad about him saying he is still your dad no matter what he does and I don't understand why. As we grew older we began to have more courage to speak up to him. Probably from about the age of 14 till now, but I have lost count how many times we have tried to reason with him, write letters to him and cards about how his behaviour has affected us all and literally crying and begging for him to change, to listen and stop. Family and friends have tried and even our church pastor and his wife but nothing. My mum still stays with him. Even though we said we will help and support her.
Family / Help :The Women My Dad Is Sleeping With Have Started To Threaten My Mum by jhasper(m): 11:27am On Jul 15, 2016
am the
eldest of 4 siblings. My parents have been
married for 20 years but I am 24 now because
apparently they got wedded a few years after I
was born even though the traditional marriage
rites were performed earlier. All my life my dad
has been abusive towards us and my mum.
Physically, emotionally and mentally. I am
grateful he did the bare minimum and fed us,
plus provide a roof over our heads, we only had
clothes during Christmas that we have to
manage for the whole year until another
Christmas. As for birthday parties no way, my
mum would try her best and buy a few bottles of
coca cola and sweets and sometimes a small
cake.
Romance / Re: Vote Mimzy For Miss_nairaland by jhasper(m): 11:18am On Jul 15, 2016
EmperorLee:


HELL YES.. you should only talk to me sad
. say u be king abi
Romance / Re: What Slang Word/phrase Do You Love To Use The Most? by jhasper(m): 11:15am On Jul 15, 2016
#wida your 88 . who goes

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Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection Of Funny African Pictures (just For Laughs) by jhasper(m): 11:12am On Jul 15, 2016
mimzy:
Ejo e epp mi cry
I'm tired of this country cheesy
. oya let me take u abroad
Romance / Re: Vote Mimzy For Miss_nairaland by jhasper(m): 10:59am On Jul 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Is it a sin? undecided
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ask him o
Romance / Re: Vote Mimzy For Miss_nairaland by jhasper(m): 10:49am On Jul 15, 2016
luveu2 is viewing this topic...i love that lady

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