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Education / Institutions Now To Conduct Oral And Essay Screening - Former NUC Boss by jhasper(m): 11:02am On Jun 07, 2016
A Former Executive Secretary of the National Universities Commission, NUC, Professor Peter Okebukola, has disclosed that the scrapping of Post-UTME means that tertiary institutions will now go back to the agreement NUC had with Vice-Chancellors in 2004 when it introduced Post-UTME which is to screen candidates on oral interview and written essay. He pointed out that tertiary institutions were not suppose to conduct screening for candidates similar to that of JAMB as that was the part of the agreement guiding the introduction of Post- UTME. He lamented that tertiary institutions have since deviated from that agreement. According to him, admission seekers are supposed to attain minimum cognitive competence in the relevant subjects in the discipline they wished to study; which is the aspect JAMB examination covers and also attain competence in written and oral English, critical thinking and ability to present ideas in logical sequence which is what Post-UTME should be all about.
Romance / What Your Sex Ringtone? by jhasper(m): 10:27am On Jun 07, 2016
my babe own is . . . shhhhhbbggggg . . hit harder
Romance / Thank You!!! After Sex, Is It Proper Or Childlish. by jhasper(m): 10:22am On Jun 04, 2016
my rummi had sex with this lady.
and after workmanship.
he said thanks bae.
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and she laugh and said don't mention
Education / Effects Of Scrapping Post-utme And Pegging Cut-off Mark At 180 by jhasper(m): 8:12pm On Jun 03, 2016
Following some of the decisions taken at the 2016 JAMB Combined Policy meeting which include the official announcement of the 2016 cut-off mark as 180 for Universities, Polytechnic and Colleges of education and the scrapping of Post-UTME, many candidates are asking a lot of questions with regard to how the admission process for this year is going to run. Having examined the situation, we would like to point out some factors that may likely come in to play in 2016 admission process. First, one thing that will likely be a fall-out of this new development is the fact that the cut off- mark of top institutions like UNIBEN, UNILORIN, OAU, UI, UNILAG may shoot up to 220, 240 or even 250. However, no institution will go below 180. The responsibility of placing candidates in schools will now reside with JAMB. However, JAMB has to first confirm the requirements of institutions before placing candidates in such institution. For instance, if UNIBEN decides that its cut-off mark for this year is 250, it is only candidates who applied to study in UNIBEN and score up to 250 will secure admission. Similarly, since the bench cut-off mark is 180, JAMB may decide to re-distribute candidates who scored up to 180 to other institutions (who knows, it could be a university, polytechnic or College of education since they all have the same cut-off mark) if the institution they originally chose have reached its admission quota or if such candidates UTME score fall below the set cut-off mark of their specific institutions. The scrapping of Post-UTME does not necessarily mean that institutions cannot conduct other forms of screening, it only means they cannot conduct another form of examination similar to UTME. So schools may decide to use oral interview or verification of documents to screen candidates. The scrapping of post-UTME will equally save candidates the cost of purchasing their school's post-UTME form and going through the usual hassles associated with it. However, all these factors will be expected to play out when ASUU, ASUP and NCEE accept the outcome of the 2016 JAMB Combined Policy meeting. Since these bodies are yet to express their stance on this, we will only wait to see how it plays out at the end of it all. Now, lets know your opinion on this or what you think the admission process will be like.
Celebrities / Meet Famous Nigerian Pastors, Celebrities & Politicians Born In June by jhasper(m): 6:45am On Jun 01, 2016
Happy birthday in advance to all June-born fans
Here are your celebrity birthmonth mates
1. TB Joshua – born June 12

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2. Tonto Dikeh – born June 9

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3. Ngozi Okonjo – Iweala born June 13
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4. Femi Kuti – Born June 16
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5. Babatunde Raji Fashola – born June 28
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6. Ahmadu Bello (late) – Born June 12
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7. chris Okotie – Born june 16




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8. William Kumuyi – June 9
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9. Alao Akala – Born June 3


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10. Dbanj – Born June 9




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11. Asari Dokubo – born June 1


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12. Adamu Muazu – born June 11
Wishing you many happy returns.
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Types Of Friends You Meet In Life by jhasper(m): 11:34pm On May 31, 2016
say....
Romance / Ladies!!! She Said Her Boyfriend Purchased Android Car For Her by jhasper(m): 10:20pm On May 30, 2016
na true say Android car dae
Romance / Re: Some Lady Still Get Pregnant Even With The Use Of Condom by jhasper(m): 10:31pm On May 29, 2016
halfricanadian:

grin grin grin grin funny guy.
. . avnt seen any inbox
Romance / Re: Some Lady Still Get Pregnant Even With The Use Of Condom by jhasper(m): 9:15pm On May 29, 2016
halfricanadian:


Go nd pour sperm on a ladies thigh close to d pussssy nd remind me to buy baby diapers for u we kno wat we saying dude
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pls pm me ,
seems you are ryt adviser
Romance / Re: Some Lady Still Get Pregnant Even With The Use Of Condom by jhasper(m): 9:12pm On May 29, 2016
halfricanadian:
Wen u pull out d condom b careful so no sperm pours on her thigh close to d pusssy at dat moment a drop of sperm on d thigh close to d pusssy can get her pregnant

Meaning b sure u stand up from her before pulling out

Nd also b sure d condom aint leaking or hasnt burst

undecided undecided why cant y'all abstain abeg save ursef from stress

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good
Romance / Re: Some Lady Still Get Pregnant Even With The Use Of Condom by jhasper(m): 9:11pm On May 29, 2016
Oma307:
Op, did that happen to u and dont say it happened to ur friends before knowing what to say
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it happened to me,
Romance / Some Lady Still Get Pregnant Even With The Use Of Condom by jhasper(m): 8:50pm On May 29, 2016
how the sperm take pass?
Religion / Re: As A Converted Christian, How Do I Preach The Gospel With Tattoo allOver My Body by jhasper(m): 1:45pm On May 29, 2016
RZArecta:
Old things have passed away and you're a new creation in Christ. Those who will accept the gospel of salvation you preach are still out there. Tattoos shouldn't stop you if renowned hardened criminals can also preach too
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thank bro
Religion / As A Converted Christian, How Do I Preach The Gospel With Tattoo allOver My Body by jhasper(m): 12:06pm On May 29, 2016
advice please
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everyone I preached too , calls me fake prophet
Romance / If You Are With Your Girlfriend Because Of Her Boobs, Happy Children's Day!!! by jhasper(m): 11:24pm On May 27, 2016
happy children's day to kids here
Politics / #PMB365Days: Check out nine achievements of President Buhari by jhasper(m): 1:45pm On May 27, 2016
May 29, 2015 was the day President
Muhammadu Buhari officially received the
mantle of leadership to lead Nigerians for the
next four years.
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The president has only spent a quarter of the
expected period in office amid a lot of chaos and
uncertainties as Nigerians have been murmuring
about his administration.
The Boko Haram menace (which has since been
reduced), ministerial appointment and
announcement, 2016 budget signing drama,
Fulani herdsmen crisis as well as the return of
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President Buhari, over the years, has been able
to survive most of his challenges and has kept
expressing his belief in seeing that his
administration rises over the present economic
woes.
And one year taking over the reins in Nigeria,
Buhari’s aide, Shehu Garba, has listed nine of the
president’s achievements.
Here are the points from the achievements:
1. Promise of Transparency and Accountability
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2. Implementing the Treasury Single
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9. Social welfare program
Do you agree that the president has done all of
these within the last one year?
Romance / Re: Who Is A Virgin Here? by jhasper(m): 7:24am On May 27, 2016
lol. . awon_funnybone
Romance / Who Is A Virgin Here? by jhasper(m): 7:16am On May 27, 2016
am no 1
Romance / Re: Have Your Parent Ever Ask You If You're Still A Virgin? And What Was Your Reply by jhasper(m): 11:31pm On May 26, 2016
cruzita:
undecided I'm no known say wetin?
. . say I dae crunch on u
Romance / Have Your Parent Ever Ask You If You're Still A Virgin? And What Was Your Reply by jhasper(m): 11:07pm On May 26, 2016
Sir Jasper.
. my parent were buzy talking. I now carry my busy body, sat in front of them , so my mother raise a topic that lead to virginity. then my dad now said to my mum raise another topic. . I swear am proud my son is still a virgin, aren't you? . I then reply, yes I am
but I'm no known say I be #james_bond for sex
Romance / Re: Nairalanders From A To Z Got No Chill by jhasper(m): 12:25pm On May 26, 2016
FTC
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load this 0955-0779-6543_856
Education / WAEC To Cancel Results Of Candidates Implicated In Examination Malpractice by jhasper(m): 12:15pm On May 26, 2016
The West African Examinations Council, WAEC at the 61st Meeting of the Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC) of West African Examinations Council (WAEC) approved cancellation of entire results of candidates found guilty of examination malpractice while subject results of those involved in proven cases which attract Cancellation of Subject Results (CSR), be similarly cancelled. This was contained in a communique made available to newsmen after the meeting. It was also learnt that other candidates who are implicated in cases of malpractice will also suffer other sanctions such as being barred from sitting for the Council’s examinations for a certain number of years, while some schools which connive with students to cheat will be de- recognised. However results of candidates of May/June 2015 WASSCE who were exonerated of examination malpractice by the Committee will be released.
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex As A Place In Lagos(pic) by jhasper(m): 11:16pm On May 25, 2016
badagry-_0losho fc
Romance / My First Sex Experience With An Online Girl. by jhasper(m): 9:40pm On May 25, 2016
have tried to convince this girl on facebook,Whatsapp,BBM e.t.c to visit me but she always tell me that she is busy, her profile pictures was always tempting her curves,her boobs name it everything make sense,i decided to take it to another level at my own expense. . . Hope you know what i mean?, So at last i was able to decode her to give me her number,i called her immediately to confirm if it was really her number. We talked for a while and i discovered that she just lives a stone throw from my place,i said within me; "Kai see food oo" As an award winning Womanizer convincing her was just like counting A,B,C. She promised me that she will visit me next week Thursday, Thursday seemed too far but that was just the price to enter her h*ney p*t. Thursday finally came,i called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was still coming. She said in Affirmative,i arranged my room immediately bought 8 condoms(Guess it was too much) around 10.am she knocked on my door,she dressed seductively and was charming . . . I chucked" Today na Today" I laughed within me. . . . See as you dy serious dey read this story. . . My dear i wish you can learn how to read your bible like dis. . . I bet you God will like it and be happy. Don't forget to share!! Lo

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Crime / Man Survives After Jumping Into Lions' Den To Commit Suicide-(photo&video) by jhasper(m): 8:03am On May 23, 2016
20-year-old Chilean identified as Franco Luis
Ferrada Roman, has reportedly survived an attack
by lions after jumping into their enclosure.
Mail Online reports that the man stripped naked
and jumped into the lions’ enclosure with the aim
of committing suicide, but he survived the
incident while the lions were killed.
The man being ;played with’ by the lions.
It was gathered that the two African lions were
put down as they severely mauled the man who
had broken into their cage early on Saturday.
One of the lions playing with the man when he
jumped inside their enclosure.
Mr Roman has since been taken to a nearby
hospital for treatment and was said to be
recovering fine after initially being in a grave
condition.
Zookeepers intervened in the attack when they
saw the lions ‘playing’ with the man, and shot
the two lions in order to save his life.
Some of the lions attacked the man as soon as
he entered.
The zookeeper explained afterwards, that the
park was crowded with visitors at the time of the
incident.
Speaking also on the incident, Alejandra
Montalva, director of the zoo, said: “We believe
that this person entered as a visitor and paid for
his ticket.
“Later he trespassed into an area where the public
are not normally allowed and we understand that
he forced the roof of the lion’s enclosure.
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https://www.naij.com/837508-unbelievable-man-jumps-lions-enclosure-commit-suicide-lions-died-instead-photos-video.html?source=index_main

Romance / You Want To Be Wise And You Are Dating One Girl, Be Like King Solomon by jhasper(m): 1:22pm On May 22, 2016
Bruh, you want to be wise and you are dating one girl Is that wat king Solomon did in the bible
Religion / The Greater Your Offering, The Lesser Your Suffering! How True Is This? by jhasper(m): 12:57pm On May 22, 2016
this is the lyrics of pastors this days.
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.what of If I don't have enough
Education / Re: Somebody Help! List Of Tuition Free Schools In Germany. by jhasper(m): 11:10pm On May 20, 2016
I wish I can tell, you
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don't 4get me when u get there
Romance / Am In Big Trouble Sha by jhasper(m): 11:59am On May 20, 2016
After sex, Bae said I shud pass her the pant I threw over the bed corner and now that I checked there, there are 2 panties and I don't even remember which color was hers! What should I do?
Crime / Gunmen Whisk Away Two High Court Judges In Kogi by jhasper(m): 9:40am On May 20, 2016
The security situation in Kogi state deteriorated on Thursday, May 19, after two high court judges in the state were abducted by unknown.
Romance / Re: Do Women Enjoy Sex? --discuss by jhasper(m): 2:06pm On May 18, 2016
hmmmm ask her
Business / Today's Naira Exchange Rate Against Dollars, Pounds And Euros by jhasper(m): 1:55pm On May 18, 2016
Our BDC source in Katsina said: “The naira against dollar stands at N344 today in Katsina. Business activity is going smoothly over here, although we hear there is protest in some other places over the recent fuel hike. “Many of us opened our shops today but some of us still don’t have dollar to sell because there is serious rush for it.” The naira which closed the week on Friday, May 13, at N367 per dollar, made a remarkable comeback on Monday, May 16, to start the new week at N360/$1.

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