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Let's laugh cos this country is a big joke

AmericanDad:
Pardon me your a pig for sleeping on that. Fat pig bro

You can't even construct a correct sentence.

Your father who has refused to shave his dirty armpit and your dirty cunt mum are genuine pigs.

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This pain is festering and inflaming. Ouch !

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E pain am !!!
Dry skull, reliving the pain of an intellectual defeat is not an easy task.

IvarTheBoneless:
Your papa na him u dey address

Better get an education if the idiot didn't give you one. No wonder they sold you that kinda pillow. The seller knew an animal when he saw one

Oloriburuku. Come back and argue with your boss when you can properly use the word ' Debris' . Maybe Na Ur papa scattered remains(ie corpse ) you da find for nairaland.

FYI, the word ' debris ' can only be used in reference to a disaster ( ie plane crash or building collapse ) . You had better tell your father you wasted all those years at Agege Secondary School.

IvarTheBoneless:
Kai. And you could touch the debris with your bare hands?

You deserve that pillow, niggah

Mugufied werey . See wetin olodo called ' Debris'.

I'm sure you don't have a bottle of dettol in your household.

jnoz23:
A whole human head with all your destiny on it, you carry am put on top trash/dustbin!

U need prayers ASAP,
Chai !!!

Lol.

It's only a matter of time before you get your own share of the calamity afflicting this shithole. You think it's funny ,right ?

[quote author=jnoz23 post=83917514]Na true, for common aboki to job u like this!
Mugu no fit finish for this life again[/quote

What's this grand fool saying?

jnoz23:
As if you close eye when you dey buy am!

Idiot ! Foam was stuffed inside to prevent easy detection.

yomi007k:
Location please?.

We all need to be careful

Somewhere in Katsina bro!

So I decided to tear up this pillow because I needed its foam . Lo and behold, I found a SAC OF THRASH/FOAM inside. A fellow Nigerian, a Muslim or a Christian or an Animist, must have packaged it . Smh

Who says Nigeria is not ill and decaying?

You are not alone in this cogitation ; the harsh condition of life has demonised the average man . Evil brews over the surface of the earth ,dog eats dog, only the strongest can survive....

I have lived an eventful life in Nigeria and I can assure you it is one of the most dangerous countries on the planet. Everyone seems to have some madness stuffed in his head and your unguarded conscience is assaulted by the epidemic disease of the mind.

The average person is full of unrealistic fantasies and carries no burden nor assumes responsibility for himself or others. Greed ,envy, hatred,sour grape and what-have- you are rife among them.

Useless generation . This is the only thing their empty brain can assimilate.

kestolove95:
Then leave na...must u tell us? Nonsense

And this idiot is a fellow muslim woman !!

Oh this great doc is dead! One of those people who can retell the last moments of Abiola on earth.

Slawormir:
These are not real niggarrrz

Real niggarrrz don't rape women

Real niggarrrs bang bitches with them consenting
With their consent they will wet your dick with different fluids from their vagina because they are enjoying it

Thier Sticky, foaming and watery fluid will be all over your dick as they moan orgasmically

You are always neglecting to close that toilet of a mouth . What's real nigarrs shit you are spreading here?

MAJORITY OF YOU are too hypocritical to even realise it. Why would you expect a MUSLIM LADY TO CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY in the name of one yeye love when IT'S VERY DIFFICULT / IMPOSSIBLE for you CHRISTIANS to allow your daughters to marry a Muslim . Even though Islam allows Muslim men to marry Christian ladies without forcing them to convert to Islam , I don't think that's possible anymore in the Islamic fold. We can't continue to lose our Muslim sisters in the South as you guys can't reciprocate a simple act of interreligious marriage. Guy, see look elsewhere for your wife to avoid confusion in your marriage.

My gf is a Christian and I am glad to inform you that she's has converted to ISLAM without forcing her to do so.

MAJORITY OF YOU MOFOS are too hypocritical to even realise it. Why would you expect a MUSLIM LADY TO CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY in the name of one yeye love when IT'S VERY DIFFICULT / IMPOSSIBLE for you CHRISTIANS to allow your day to marry a Muslim . Even though Islam allows Muslim men to marry Christian ladies without converting them to Islam , I don't think that's possible anymore in the Islamic fold. Guy, see look elsewhere for your wife to avoid confusion in your marriage.

My gf is a Christian and I am glad to inform you that she's has converted to ISLAM without forcing her to do so.

Where is NwaiAmaikpe?

omlueh:
Don't mind the useless Man and all the Females in the Family, they are all bunch of idiot, after using the innocent Young Man for MONEY RITUALS they are all globe throttling leaving their Source of Wealth behind. Awon ode ma se a n fani eda Dede.

Oh Allah ,I lift my hands in prayer and I seek your protection from the evil eye. Keep me safe from miserable people like this faceless young man and let them drop dead like a pin .

Amin

Heads do not lie . Look at their heads. We know where they come from.

Me being sarcastic jare. Nothing personal.

Baby lala. We go chop snake for your birthday cos ur papa Na snake Man .

Happy birthday . LLNP

MOST OF THE UNINTELLIGENT COMMENTS are those of the people who ARE OPPOSED TO the ILLEGAL movements of foreigners across our boarders. Do you guys really think before you write rubbish?

These CHRISTIAN RAPISTS & PEDOPHILES have made Christianity a laughing stock for Atheists and Muslims. Smh.

Currently,the Israelis religious population shows that Arab Muslims constitute 17.7% of the total population of Israel,making it the largest minority group in the country. At 0.2% the 2019 affiliation clearly points out that there are less Christians than Muslims in Israel .

I'm a Muslim and I will die a Muslim insha Allah.

BUT IF I HAVE TO PRACTICE CHRISTIANITY FOR A MINUTE OR TWO, SCAM OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL GIVE ME SIEZURE . Lol

lilianofentse:
lawd knows I hate transgendered people.

This ugly girl again. #Spit

Why the fuss?
Are you freaking jealous ?

09034059633

Blinkers:
Captain Save-a-hoe.

All these NAWALT weaklings! Lol

Shithead, you don't know who truly is a weakling . It's enough to deduce from your hasty generalisation how limited you are in logic .

Captain AWALT!