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jessyboy: Am so sowi,for not. Posting d diamond. I got my 2sure yesterday,with. 4, 11

What should do? drum and dance after u abi?

Beync: *sends this boy to guard room*

Olopa (police), I beg sir.

nne3870: He was hiding it from her bt she later found out frm his frnd who told her that d wedding has bin fixed and the bride was a lady his mum wants him to marry. Most Men are deceptive.

So also most women are deceptive.

[quote author=Raggedy_Ann]Still? That's post-WW2 stats.the male population has bounced back since then[/quote]I don't think so bebe, with the rate girls crowd guys this days, I can conclude that the ratio of male to female is 21:1.

koseepaaro: But to be honest with you, house, I`ve got only 7k from which I planned to use in preparing food for her and give the remaining one to her as her fare (though her fare from their town to my place is just N1,600, making it roughly about N3,500 to and fro including fare on bike). That`s the plain truth, house! Now tell me, how can I achieve all these with the 7k that I have?

To run long distance relationship expensive oh! But what is the aim of relationship? No be to ease konji? Abeg, continue chatting with her on the phone while you enter one ashewo house ease ur konji (Thank God Its Friday).
Atleast, u give ashewo #500 for short time or #2000 for day break, I no say make you do olosho because dat one na 3k to 5k and u go still need hotel accommodation. Be wise man until ground don level.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Just woke up with a hard-on [/quote]Dip it inside a snail shell man, that should help for now.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Just woke up with a hard-on [/quote]Dip it inside a smail shell man

[quote author=acidosis™]ROOM IS dry [/quote]*pours water*

Beync: * checking his golf engine nmbr*
oga what u have there is skoda engine

Did u plaster ur eyes with chew gum ma'am?

chucky234: 150k? Put your phone number up there and tell us your location,seeing is believing.

U funny small sha. Na only engine you wan buy?

dadashaibi: Thanks sir... For your time sacrificing, have thought of that too just wana consult nairalanders if there could be a solution...

*signs out*

Beync: lol, i yav integrity

Gone are the days of integrity babe

Go to computer village and see a specialist.

The population of women to men is 7 times.

Re-insert the battery i.e remove the battery and put it back then try it.

3 in 1 calamity
She lost her father, mother and boy friend.


*sobs*

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]Lodge her in a hotel
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Did you think OP is that dull to think of that? The fact is that he can't afford it hence the 'sardine arrangement'

See wetin Poverty dey cause.

I must commend you on the arrangement brother.

chucky234: If you are ask to make just three wishes from the list below,what will be your choice according to their importance:
.
LIST:
1. House
2. Car
3. husband
4. Wife
5. Children
6. Job
7. Wealth
8. Love
9. Happiness
11. Success
12. Dignity
13. Promotion at work
14. Sound health
15. Live abroad
16. Fame
.
Let's have your choice...

why did u skip 10?

Titusolufemi: WHEN SHE WAS ABT 2 GO BAK 2 SKUL,WE DID A PREGNANCY TEST N SHE WAS NEGATIVE.AFTA 2 GOING 2 3 MONTHS SHE CALLED ME TELLIN ME SHE DIDN'T C HER MENSES.I AM CONFUSED PLS WAT DO U THINK IS HAPPENING? PLS I NEED UR ADVICE.

From the tone of ur post, u are still a toddler. Please seek advice from ur dad or the girl's dad. Enjoy urself!

[quote author=YoungBo$$1][/quote]Especially when u laugh at dry jokes.

OP, modify the price please. 150000 for this kind car? OP, must be a huge joker.

LAZAREY: Please anybody with fortune result should post it.

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Are u alright?

Bingo
(89:64:70:28:78)
89:64 two sure
U can add 57 to d permutation

Beync: what is egunje?

Wetin spoil Lagos, 'Egunje' spoil Lagos.
'Egunje' is a slang for bribe.

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WINNING
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Nice info!!!
Still, I rep nija fada land.

Nairalandi: we stay in owerri b4 she travelled not village

Abeg leave dat thing. For where Lagos dey Owerri na bush village

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Chew these nuts.[/quote]Mr Chima will love it better, so kindly give it to him.

Ur babe is enjoying city life man, sorry for you. Forget her, dats how those village babes do. If she's urs from the beginning, she's gonna come back.

I would have love to woo a girl here under 120seconds but my network sucks ball, it takes 120minutes to post a comment (automatic disqualification).



*woo a nija babe in real time*