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Br3nd4: Which room?

Our room now

Br3nd4, meet me in the room.

harlos: #1. I love sports
#2. I drink alot
#3. I don't go to club.

no 3

Shugamania: .



Jhyde d peeper.. Ki lo n sup?

Awon boys vexing gan, won ni national cake o kari ile.

Tovot: bro jhyde how many women has obino dated that u know of?will he be a good hubby? sugar!

Obi is a very nice person, it's just that he has not been lucky picking the right lady. I guess both of u will make NL's couple of the year.

Give it a try, girl.

*peeping*

Obiagelli: Why you sef no ask the Security men at the bank before parking? If everyone decide to park at bus stop you go see road pass? I bet you didn't go to driving school, now you will have to pay learner fee at 400% increase

Btw make i no hear say you hit madam again else you go receive another ticket and this time na you them go tow

We all make mistakes, so my dear, let us leave the blame game rather allow others to learn from him. Thank you

harlos: Wait till tomorrow

gud mrng

Tomorrow never ends now

kola oloye: Good morning here

Good morning sir, anything for the boys

biolabee: hmm... good learning post

Ode-man why did u quote the whole post just to say ode

Na so oh!

A friend told me about his dilemma in Lagos yesterday. Hear him...


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I have been driving in Lagos for like six months since I got my first car for 350,000 naira after saving so hard for it. I don't think I'll ever been in such a state all because my dreams came through.

It all happened yesterday when I went to a bank to deposit money for someone. When I got to the bank, the parking space was filled up, there was no space for me to park. I looked up, saw a bus-stop close to the place and decided to park there thinking I won't be spending much time inside the bank and perhaps it is a bus-stop.

When I finished from the bank, I got to where my car was parked. Alas! the space was empty. I couldn't think straight as what first came to my mind was that my car has been stolen. It took me about five minutes to compose myself together and think straight. I decided to ask people around so I approached a woman selling roasted plantain close to where my car was parked. "Oh! Na ur car? LASTMA don carry am. You fit cross to the other side maybe you go still fit see them, sorry oh!" The woman said shaking her head.

At that moment, I was speaking grammar, "that's stealing, how can my car be towed at the bus-stop. Is it a crime to park at the bus-stop" When it dawned on me that my car will not be recovered by speaking grammar, I made several frantic efforts to make solid enquiries from people around and I was told to check LASTMA's office at Anthony or Oshodi.

I quickly took the next available bus to Anthony and when I got there, my car was not there. I was asked to check at there office in Oshodi. When I got to Oshodi, I told them my dilemma and they assisted in checking the list of cars that had been towed in. Luckily, my plate number was found there. I don't know whether to be elated or depressed. I was asked to check the car park, unknown to me, there are two parking spaces: commercial and private. I rushed to one and at the entrance, I was asked to pay 100 naira (as gate fee or what). I was perplexed, I just wanted to see my car. I paid and checked the car park, my car was not there. I was then asked what type of car I'm looking for. I told them and they said I would have checked the other side. I went to the other side and was asked to pay 100 naira. Again! I begged that I've paid at the other car park entrance. They allowed me to check, I saw it there and was a bit relieved.

I asked how to go about it to get my car released. I was told that the officials that brought the car here were from Anthony division and not Oshodi division. I was asked to check one Mr ... at the Anthony division who's in charge. I tried to ask one or two people about what happened but got no favourable response, it's just like an everyday thing because nobody seemed surprised.

I decided to go home and rest so that I can go back to the Anthony unit the next day. I took a bus home but when I got to Anthony something inside of me asked me to go down and atleast ask for the person. I got down and crossed the expressway, some men accosted me that I've committed an offense. "An offense" I was surprised and told them that my name now is offense. I was asked to go and see 'the oga at the top'. I just flared up, shouted at them and formed a frustrated man at the same time narrating my ordeal. I left them angrily as if I'm ready to kill somebody.

I left there without looking back and gracefully they did not followed me. I went to the LASTMA office, asked for the man in charge. I saw him and he said I should see the secretary. The secretary gave me a ticket and on the ticket was 40,000 naira. The secretary explained further that I am required to do eye test, blood test and brain test costing 2500, 3500 and 7000 naira maybe respectively I can't even say now. I tried to beg but all pleas fell on deaf ears.
I was even told to get the money and test down fast because each day the car spend in there office, I'll pay 1000 naira as security fee.


I seek people's opinion at the office and all I was told was that if I've not been ticketted, there's still hope but as it is now, there is little or nothing anyone could do expect with the interference of any 'oga at the top'.

I don't know any 'oga at the top' and the money according to my calculation is 53000 naira excluding the security fee of 1000 naira each day all because I ignorantly parked at a bus-stop.

I got home, I couldn't even explain to my wife. I was visibly angry even to my kid. I have to hit her for the first time, I couldn't eat neither was I able to sleep.

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Welcome to Lagos, I just put this piece up here so that other learners like my friend can learn.

All options gone again.


When my turn go reach now

Tovot: lol,jyde thanks,but let teeo prove himself ok?

Alright, let's see how it goes.




*takes back seat with my alomo*

teeo: Tovot herself would revolt
a sister needs a lover
how unbrotherly is it for you to deny her such
if you do then you are not fit to be her brother

Rather you are her enemy
one who wants to steal away her happiness
don't stand in the way of happiness
or you would flushed away by our unending affection.

wetin I carry Wetin u throw

Wetin concern agbero for overload?

Last Man Standing.

Teeo, leave Tovot my sister alone oh.

Fine girl

Shugamania:
pa pa papapa.. milo!

Good too dear.


Harlos, see?

I See

harlos: thou shall not lie

jhyde throw salute o

ur head dey der jare.



Shuga, u can lie

Shugamania:
Obviously #3 is d lie nah, once d guy don do 1 and 2 how u wan stop am?
Definitely, d main thing don follow.



How've u been, Lynn?

Experience is the best teacher

Bantino: Jhyde is busy

Doing what now, brother

harlos: Morning bantino....
Jydey i greet o.

My chairman, I loyal oh!

Banty, I don't want flat chested hug.


Shuga, so u're bosomful come hug newbie.

I'm a newbie, any bosomful girl wanna give me a welcome hug

This world and its numerous problems. Abstain from sex because of diseases, unwanted pregnancies and probably because it's a sin. Now, ur sperm level will be full to the brim because there's no escape route for it. You begin to have wet dreams and they'll still tell u that u are being disturbed by spiritual husband/wife so funny. When u try to empty ur vessel through self - service they'll tell u its a sin and u're in bondage.


Wetin man go do now

[s]Wet dreams can be so embarrassing and the only solution is self-servicing regularly.[/s]

There is no place like ur own. I rep Nigeria. I'll make it in Nigeria no matter what the economic situation might be.


*9ja4lyf

But why joan Have u met her offline

Banty, leave matter for mathias

Joan Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Never a dull moment... The only thing remaining is to catch a pretty NL babe (not games now) for real

Enjoying