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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
I'm not gonna tell you mast*rbation is not a sin as sin is relative. I mast*rbate, and I don't feel guilty, neither do I feel ashamed. 9 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Hmmmmmmm. Ok naw. So when you get married or have a fiancee that wants you to pour on her face or in her mouth, what do you do? You tell her that your d!kk can't be ever touched or rubbed by your hand eh? Ok what if it is time to fingger your wife to make her cum, what will you do? Finggering is masturbation o! What if your wife holds your d!kk and begins to rub it with ky jelly trying to make you cum, what will you call that? Oh! So semen is only meant to be poured inside pussssy abi? Be ready to father numerous sons and daughters 14 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by SisiKill1: 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
The words SELF SERVICE just takes away the seriousness of the post. Self Service. ..what is he, a gas station? 5 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by israel007: 3:38pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Ok |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by orgasticdance: 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
scientology: it will surely come back....the solution is for you to get married...r there married couples who don't mastu-rbate what's the world turning to |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill: The words SELF SERVICE just takes away the seriousness of the post._ Cash or credit? |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
SwTonia: Na wan aboki 4 ma area surprise me, he cums 2 ma backyard nd do d self service tin til dat akamu go comot.i watch d whole show sha bt e no funny oh.make God deliver dis 1 as he take deliver opewwww! That aboki should be horse whipped! 1 Like |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by 0monnakoda: 3:43pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
It is fun and not a sin infact I am planning a shop complete with 20 self contain self servicing booths. Each booth wit AC, video and LCD TV 40 inch,toilet rolls, sink with hot water and Hands free ,voice activated browsing of videos. Do not let the devil poison your minds against God given enjoyment 2 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:48pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
SimonAndal: Regular or premium |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by jhydebaba(m): 3:52pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
This world and its numerous problems. Abstain from sex because of diseases, unwanted pregnancies and probably because it's a sin. Now, ur sperm level will be full to the brim because there's no escape route for it. You begin to have wet dreams and they'll still tell u that u are being disturbed by spiritual husband/wife so funny. When u try to empty ur vessel through self - service they'll tell u its a sin and u're in bondage. Wetin man go do now [s]Wet dreams can be so embarrassing and the only solution is self-servicing regularly.[/s] 23 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by scientology(m): 3:53pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Baybe: Did you even read the post at all . Marriage did not deter the pastor from self-servicing. The OP self-serviced even when he had girlfriends.Gaskiya i was too busy to read...the lil time i could spare was for typing...pele..but i doubt if its truly gone..its all in his head |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Richfella: For NL newbies: 'self service' is serve yourself in a restaurant.wats dis one saying Who told u it was derived frm NL. Metcheeew 1 Like |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
edwardjr: I started masturbating from my school(boarding) when i didn't even know what it was til i went for nysc. 1 Like
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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by trent9002(m): 4:01pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
There is NOTHING wrong with Mastvrbation. |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
scientology:Miracles still happen . God does things you might think is impossible. |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:05pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
0monnakoda: It is fun and not a sin infact I am planning a shop complete with 20 self contain self servicing booths. Each booth wit AC, video and LCD TV 40 inch,toilet rolls, sink with hot water and Hands free ,voice activated browing of videos. Do not let the devil poison your minds against God given enjoyment |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by StEdwin(m): 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
What's with the use of the word "self-service". It's called MASTURBATION Call it what it is. Thank God for your life OP |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Masturbation is neither an adultery nor fornication......then what is it? I really wanna know. |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:08pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
[size=48pt]problem-solved[/size] And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away; it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell. 2 Likes
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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by nikkyshyne(f): 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Where are the mods |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
SwTonia: Na wan aboki 4 ma area surprise me, he cums 2 ma backyard nd do d self service tin til dat akamu go comot.i watch d whole show sha bt e no funny oh.make God deliver dis 1 as he take deliver op You watched the whole show? Seriously ? |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
See this OP Congee never hold you yet You don see the kind Congee wey go hold you sotay you go press correct yansh wey stand for your front? Na back in those secondary school days wey I never learn wannking, I go my friend's house, see him housegirl correct calabar yansh, na so I use style go press am. Thank God say the girl soji the scope and just smile. See as shame wan kill me after, I nor know when my hand go press yansh Nor let Congee embarrass you o Masturbate before leaving the house daily |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
ROSYL: Masturbation is neither an adultery nor fornication......then what is it? I really wanna know. [size=20pt]SIN[/size] 2 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
O.D.B.:Moderators, are u guys sleeping or self serving?...Pls get back to work before they turn this site to porn. 1 Like |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:11pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
O.D.B.: [size=20pt]MODs, this handle need a life ban.[/size] 2 Likes |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:12pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
ghettodreamz:well, I can recite the ten commandment perfectly well, and the last time I did, masturbation wasn't there. Please educate me... |
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
O.D.B.: Agent of Devil |
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