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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 11, 2013

I'm not gonna tell you mast*rbation is not a sin as sin is relative. I mast*rbate, and I don't feel guilty, neither do I feel ashamed.

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2013
Hmmmmmmm.

Ok naw. grin

So when you get married or have a fiancee that wants you to pour on her face or in her mouth, what do you do? You tell her that your d!kk can't be ever touched or rubbed by your hand eh?

Ok what if it is time to fingger your wife to make her cum, what will you do? Finggering is masturbation o!

What if your wife holds your d!kk and begins to rub it with ky jelly trying to make you cum, what will you call that?

Oh! So semen is only meant to be poured inside pussssy abi? grin
Be ready to father numerous sons and daughters wink

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by SisiKill1: 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2013
The words SELF SERVICE just takes away the seriousness of the post.

Self Service. ..what is he, a gas station? cheesy cheesy

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by israel007: 3:38pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ok
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by orgasticdance: 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2013
scientology: it will surely come back....the solution is for you to get married...
r there married couples who don't mastu-rbate what's the world turning to
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2013
Sisi_Kill: The words SELF SERVICE just takes away the seriousness of the post.

Self Service. ..what is he, a gas station? cheesy cheesy
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Cash or credit?
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2013
SwTonia: Na wan aboki 4 ma area surprise me, he cums 2 ma backyard nd do d self service tin til dat akamu go comot.i watch d whole show sha bt e no funny oh.make God deliver dis 1 as he take deliver op
ewwww! That aboki should be horse whipped!

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by 0monnakoda: 3:43pm On Aug 11, 2013
It is fun and not a sin infact I am planning a shop complete with 20 self contain self servicing booths. Each booth wit AC, video and LCD TV 40 inch,toilet rolls, sink with hot water and Hands free ,voice activated browsing of videos. Do not let the devil poison your minds against God given enjoyment

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
SimonAndal:
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Cash or credit?

Regular or premium wink
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by jhydebaba(m): 3:52pm On Aug 11, 2013
This world and its numerous problems. Abstain from sex because of diseases, unwanted pregnancies and probably because it's a sin. Now, ur sperm level will be full to the brim because there's no escape route for it. You begin to have wet dreams and they'll still tell u that u are being disturbed by spiritual husband/wife cheesy so funny. When u try to empty ur vessel through self - service they'll tell u its a sin and u're in bondage.


Wetin man go do now

[s]Wet dreams can be so embarrassing and the only solution is self-servicing regularly.[/s]

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by scientology(m): 3:53pm On Aug 11, 2013
Baybe: Did you even read the post at all undecided . Marriage did not deter the pastor from self-servicing. The OP self-serviced even when he had girlfriends.
Gaskiya i was too busy to read...the lil time i could spare was for typing...pele..but i doubt if its truly gone..its all in his head
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2013
Richfella: For NL newbies: 'self service' is serve yourself in a restaurant.
wats dis one saying undecided
Who told u it was derived frm NL.


Metcheeew

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2013
edwardjr: I started masturbating from my school(boarding) when i didn't even know what it was til i went for nysc.

I saw a student who was older than us bet that he could bring out sperm and i was very interested to see it atleast for the first time...The rest are stories but right from then i masturbated often even when i had girlfriends it didnt stop this mess.

I even vowed atimes,stopped for awhile yet went back to my vomit. At some point the devil whispered to me that masturbation is not a sin after all the word is not in d bible. I still prayed until i heard a pastor on the radio confessing that he has been struggling with this habit even as he is married and he needs help.

Then it dawned on me that the earlier i stopped,the better for me! Another pastor referred to Romans 1 and God used that book to renew my mind forever and by God's grace i broke out from that chain and i detest it with passion.

Glory 2 God!

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by trent9002(m): 4:01pm On Aug 11, 2013
There is NOTHING wrong with Mastvrbation.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 11, 2013
scientology:
Gaskiya i was too busy to read...the lil time i could spare was for typing...pele..but i doubt if its truly gone..its all in his head
Miracles still happen smiley. God does things you might think is impossible.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:05pm On Aug 11, 2013
0monnakoda: It is fun and not a sin infact I am planning a shop complete with 20 self contain self servicing booths. Each booth wit AC, video and LCD TV 40 inch,toilet rolls, sink with hot water and Hands free ,voice activated browing of videos. Do not let the devil poison your minds against God given enjoyment
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by StEdwin(m): 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2013
What's with the use of the word "self-service". It's called MASTURBATION Call it what it is. Thank God for your life OP
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2013
Masturbation is neither an adultery nor fornication......then what is it? I really wanna know.
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:08pm On Aug 11, 2013
[size=48pt]problem-solved[/size]

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away; it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by nikkyshyne(f): 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
Where are the mods
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
SwTonia: Na wan aboki 4 ma area surprise me, he cums 2 ma backyard nd do d self service tin til dat akamu go comot.i watch d whole show sha bt e no funny oh.make God deliver dis 1 as he take deliver op

You watched the whole show? Seriously ? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
See this OP grin grin

Congee never hold you yet cheesy

You don see the kind Congee wey go hold you sotay you go press correct yansh wey stand for your front? Na back in those secondary school days wey I never learn wannking, I go my friend's house, see him housegirl correct calabar yansh, na so I use style go press am.

Thank God say the girl soji the scope and just smile. See as shame wan kill me after, I nor know when my hand go press yansh cheesy

Nor let Congee embarrass you o grin grin

Masturbate before leaving the house daily grin
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
ROSYL: Masturbation is neither an adultery nor fornication......then what is it? I really wanna know.

[size=20pt]SIN[/size]

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
O.D.B.:
[size=48pt]^^^must not fap[/size]
Moderators, are u guys sleeping or self serving?...Pls get back to work before they turn this site to porn.

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
fapfapfapfapfapfap

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:11pm On Aug 11, 2013
O.D.B.:
[size=48pt]^^^must not fap[/size]

[size=20pt]MODs, this handle need a life ban.[/size]

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Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by Nobody: 4:12pm On Aug 11, 2013
ghettodreamz:

[size=20pt]SIN[/size]
well, I can recite the ten commandment perfectly well, and the last time I did, masturbation wasn't there.
Please educate me...
Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ghettodreamz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 11, 2013
O.D.B.:
[size=48pt]^^^must not fap[/size]

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