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Teamgarri for where Anyway I rep anything garri because I be confirm Ijebuman.



I never comot NL, only that I find it too hard to keep up with the tempo in this section these days, also I've been doing a lot of politics (politics section) lately and reuniting with my old love (romance section)

Banty, pls stop disturbing her. When she's thru she's gonna come

Joan is moaning inside my room

^^ how will that put garri on my table or woman on top my bird

If na play make una stop am oh! U guys should not post here again.

Last warning

As followers of christ, we are expected to follow Jesus' teachings. I noticed that most xtians shout to be heard by God which is against Christ's teachings.

Extract from matt 6: 5 - 6
5 "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.



Secondly, do we need to repeat words before God can answer us These days you see christians praying like this for example:
"father, do it for me, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it...

Extract from matt 6: 7-8

7 "And when you pray, do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do, for they think that they will be heard for their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.


Finally, Jesus taught us how to pray but the way we pray is far different from it. Are we deviating from Christ teachings or it is no longer relevant because most Christians just say this prayer (the Lord's prayer) after praying their own way?

Extract from matt 6: 9 - 15

9 Pray then like this:
"Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
10 Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread,
12 and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

14 For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, 15 but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.




Pastors in the house, ur opinions are highly welcomed.

Events like this happens daily but when they're thrown open like this, people begin to form holy holy and pretending as if they've never witnessed such or they've never done such, just like the policeman wey dey collect bribe.

I'm not surprised.

South Africa can't match the football power house of Africa, not at this time.


Anyway, May God still preserve Madiba's life.

Joan wanna pronounce Nitlad's numerous nicknames behind closed doors



*hidden camera activated*




Nitlad/Joan

She can't come out to confirm the allegation hence it is believed that she's also being battered.





_{Small lies are allowed atleast to save marriages}

Oops!


Nitty/Br3nd4

[quote author=Obinoscopy][/quote]Oga Obi, so u too dey reach this arena.





Bar Man, serve round.

Br3nd4: Jidebaby wassup

J-hyde/anybody

I dey oh, chop am

sima: I'm from Ibadan.

Br3nd4 or Nitlad

Omo Ibadan, kini show? Shey show sure?




Sima/Br3nd4/Nitlad

Nitlad

The gods can never make mistake


Obinosopy/Brenda/Nitlad/Shugamania/Oloye/Beync/Bantino

Who's next





Consulting the gods...




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Obinosopy/Brenda/Nitlad/Shugamania/Oloye/Beync/Bantino





And the next according to the gods is








Jhydebaba

HAPPY EID-EL-FITRI ALL






Game : #3

Abeg I go feature for that movie oh.

Rescuers managed to pull 45-year-old Wang Li to safety, who is understood to have been depressed about lack of work .

Everybody's just talking about boxers, nobody's really looking into the cause of the suicide attempt.

Death is inevitable. We'll all die one day whether rich or poor.

May God be with the 1st family of Lagos and may the soul of the departed rest in peace.

When ur whole life resolve around cows, tell me, why won't u behave as cows

Arrested and not prosecuted. This is naija.

Happy Birthday brother, I wish u LLNP. Do have a blast.

^ no be from my mouth u go hear say Obino do mama and pickin together

Ok

Body type not listed OP, try harder next time.

OP, na old model be that one.



Step 1: approach her

Step 2: lie to her u work in an oil company

Step 3: flash her money (whether it is urs or not)

Step 4: take her to one eatery

Step 5: take her home/hotel.


End of Discussion.

Funny thing is that when someone talks to me on the phone and see me in real life, they are shocked because of how beautiful I am

Who dey deceive this ayamatanga

Prostitution: Man's Oldest Profession.

Hope say Alhaji dey hear this one one oh maybe those girls don dey wise up small small, who knows Well, this will serve as a warning to others.


Did I read a part that says...

The minor, who spoke from the police custody, told newsmen that "he was sleeping with me six times in a day"

Na food abi na water That guy must be high on cheap magana burantashi

REMMEI: same mistakes you guys make when your so called intimate partner makes you forget you mum..who told you i won't get married..but the love for my mum will always be there,it's irreplaceable..cos i know if she didn't take care of me she sure will deny me the day i woo her..

Why are u in a hurry bro