JooEeL:


See this one forming woke. The story is this same in Benue, the same in Eha-Amufu, the same in Yewa, the same in Plateau the same to the habe kingdoms.

Baba go and sit down. You don't know anything!

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Reference:
Good result for the gunners.... but sadly still seeing some age old challenges..... mental fragility at the core of the team.
The low budget Bernado Silva.... captain Odegaard as usual wilted in the heat.
Was very impressed with Saliba however, very composed and looking like a great if he keeps it up.
The midfield still has issues particularly defensively.

Righthussle:


I was a Christian until the day I read numbers 31. Ah ! Terrible!

Whazar:

Thanks I appreciate a lot

Whazar:
While sitting on the water closet

I fit shit for 5hours with my smoke on the other hand like that

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....nothing unusual here

Your boyfriend must be a real niggarr

dominant and recessive
This is to say because the other niggarrrr is black doesn't mean he is not carrying the Albino trait
Which means if the black guy impregnate a woman .....that woman might give birth to albino
I hope you guys understand....which means the black guy got same albino trait in him just like his twin bro that is damnnn yellow

Bahamas95:
Ameno.



Don't know if I should add this since it's not a sports related thread......Even that UEFA champions league anthem gives me goosebumps. That song is dope!

airsaylongcome:


I got seriously insulted for asking this. One just told me:


Na so Cancer and other lethal diseases dey use Nigerians do shooting practice and dem go dey fire innocent village people wey no even know say dem exist

ecomalchemist:
Learn digital skills, get a good laptop and internet connection...


Bless up my gee....mafo oluwa is involved.

First off, you need to know your strengths if you decide to earn online.

Check the www.websitelearners.com...i bet you'd learn alot from there more than you did in the four walls of any school.

You need skills to make money online, it can. Be photo editing, graphic design, video editing, search engine optimization, digital marketing, e-commerce website development etc.

Use glo to access night data..it's N50 for unlimited YouTube access from 12 - 5am.

search, Follow and subscribe on YouTube this popular tech channel "websitelearners"...you'd learn a lot from there more than you ever did in the four walls of a classroom.

The future is tech, don't sleep on it.

You need lots of data, food and zeal to learn for 6 months consistently...after you must have mastered the skill, go to LinkedIn and craft a good profile.

Go to enhancecv.com and build your resume.

Look for fellow skillsets specialists within your chosen field, introduce yourself and tell them you'd like to work on some projects with them for free so you can build your portfolio from there.

Create a paypal account, sign up on freelance sites where you can get remote work (US, Canada, Australia, Estonia, Germany), you can earn as much as $20 per gig daily as a beginner.

Esyy:


All the best jhyMed!

Do enjoy your service year.

Esyy:
******
OTHER COMPETITIONS AND CARNIVAL
For the remaining competitions, I didn't take interest so well in them but I was there to witness them all

For SAED competition - Corpers showcased what they've learnt and the best amongst them were awarded personal gifts not platoon gifts.

For Drama competition - each platoon was asked to present a storyline that depicts unity in Nigeria. Our platoon came third!


For Song competition - each platoon was instructed to sing the NYSC anthem and permitted to freestyle to their taste.


For Miss Bold and Beautiful - Each platoon brought forth a representative, a lady who is fat ( thick) and beautiful. They're usually asked to dance and attempt some questions. Our platoon won!

For Mr Macho - Guys were picked from each platoon to flex their muscles. Omo, come and see abs and body muscles everywhere! I wonder why we're not exporting that to other countries sef ..... By the way, our platoon came second!

For Miss NYSC - usually slim people are best fit for this. They were asked to dance ( twerk if possible), catwalk and answer current affairs questions. I wasn't even expecting our platoon to win but they did.


For Adam and Eve - A guy and a girl who knew themselves very well were asked to represent their platoons. Questions were asked relating to how much each one knew their partner. It's a kind of couple's something

For match past competition: a set of army captains will come supervise each platoon. Every platoon will have their own commander ( a corper) who will be giving out orders.....from "left will" to " close and open order" to "slow and quick match"! This is one of the toughest competition on camp. Our platoon came third!


CARNIVAL - Every platoon was instructed to present a cultural dance. It can be that of Igbo, akwa-ibom, delta, cross river, Yoruba, hausa .....any tribe at all


.......every corper wore their customized ( with platoon name boldly written) white top and blue jeans trouser

It's one of the colorful days on camp....some persons also wore masks too but it was never compulsory

Platoons danced round, showcasing their attires and cultural dance. Our platoon came second!
For all these competitions, the judges usually call positions from the last platoon ( the losing team)


The appropriate statement for such announcement goes like this - "from the rear, 7th position goes to...... platoon 3"

Lol, not to mock anyone but platoon 3 was always called from the rear till everyone started calling them - " the rear platoon"


On the same day of carnival, first allawee was paid in cash .....33k

Most people took theirs to pos ( to transfer to their accounts) while the others took theirs to mami, most importantly was that there was a transfer of money!


Later in the evening, every platoon held their last party on camp, right inside mami
Sunday - we all returned to church for last service on camp before vacating on Monday!


Monday - Everyone gathered at the parade ground, did our last parade, collected our PPA letters and joined family house buses to our different locations!


The most emotional day of being in camp!


Lights out!



*******

In conclusion I'll like to point out some important things to do while in camp. These things will save you headaches later on in the future!


1. Pay attention to all lectures related to allawee, whether state or FG. Save contacts of people working in account office incase anything goes wrong with your account! They share those contacts during lectures.


2. Join good fellowships, if you're very committed they might influence your posting to a good place. I'm a beneficiary of that!


3. Mingle more and get as much contacts as possible, you don't know when you'll be needing someone's help!

4. Attend SAED classes that have the potential of helping you make money on the side, you'll need it later more than FG money


5. Treat people well , that's the first rule of building relationships and networks


6. Take God serious or get ready to walk alone

****


Ps: I might share my post-camp experience too, but not so sure if I'll have the time.

topoftheworld:


Ok sir
Thanks. I appreciate

topoftheworld:


Pls I don't know who will put me through on that Digital marketing and Drop shipping

Akpuobi1:
It will die there. The sticky waxy oil produced by the ear won't allow it pass, so you are safe.

Use cotton bud to wax your ear and bring the dead fly out

Next time don't go close to a bulb

DonUmeh:
And the winner of this news is Novak.

chyzoo4u:


Since una match unaselves for the drive, make una kuku marry if una neva do

Infolenka:
For me, I don't like short and tubby girls. Any girl that's less than 5"4 is a no for me. I find short fat girls with flabby arms and short legs a turn off. It doesn't matter if she's busty, given I like busty girls. A girl doesn't have to be slim, she can have some fat, but excessive fatness is a turn off especially coupled with short height.

I wouldn't consider a fine face tall busty girl with some fat unattractive.


See analysis..Hope you apply such thoroughness in living Ur life..
Cheers..

For example. The pictures below.

The first girl is unattractive to me

The second girl is attractive to me.

Skullano:



WONDERFUL

danietohbadt:



You get liver walahi

unmask:
I never expected a Djoker win

But am I ecstatic he won.....we meuve

Watched that 3rd set twice already.

Best match since Djoker vs Federer at Wimbledon

UncleKoboko:

I don't know what you mean by black and white people. I have never seen any human in such colour forms before. What I see every day are people with different shades of pink-pale to brown, and I happened to be a brown skinned person.

Meanwhile I think you must be in vegetative state or just mentally unstable for you not to read between the lines in my post. The only thing your hypocritical swine-nose could pick out is tribalism.

Go fk yourself!

UncleKoboko:
Wow

Nature is beautiful

Type of what we need in Lagos so that people can go back to their various states and hold their USELESS leaders by the throat. Ogun state is one example of the state so rich but the useless corrupt governors just keeps embezzlings for selfish interests.

Lagos is just so field with nuisance...
People should go back to their various states at least to farm.
Some awùsá fool ani abokey will prefer to spend 10k on transportation just to come to Lagos to beg halms.
Instead of staying back in their states to farm and make themselves useful for the society.

Me, I don't ever give them money again. They should go and meet Buhari, Gandóllar, Hell rufai, Dangote, Danjuma and other useless leaders to feed them.
Your people can not be stealing from us and yet, you'll still depend upon us to feed you.

I prefer to give my struggling neighbors and other people around me.

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Mustiboy:


Exactly.


Xiaomi replacement screen at Alaba is expensive, but it is original.

That of Tecno and Infinix are of very poor quality, reason why they are more affordable.