₦airaland Forum

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ruggedtimi:
T Y Danjuma can't be a VP to tinubu

I only mentioned him to tell the of that there are many northern Christians he doesn't know moreover, the northern Muslim man will not accept that. That is one aspect standing against Tinubu

There many northern Christians you don't know like Yakubu Dogara the former speaker house of reps, Boss Mustapha, T. Y. Danjuma, Bono Haruna, etc

phemmyfour:
Nothing is wrong with the spelling.... Zoom the result to see clearly

Apology. My mistake.

Use this: Request for Redesignation to Administrative Staff

Your NIN link is not complete. Visit an mtn major office asap. Had same problem some months back. That's how I know. The government has just disconnected you. Even if it reconnects, the problem will persist.

The teacher even failed to spell the word excellent correctly.

My dear, in well done for saving a life. The tongue would heal with the constant administration of orange or vitamin C. You all did your best and it was/is and it's still the best. Well-done.

gentlestdude:
if the name of the school is A1 divine brain field academy, then please run for your life as fast as you can, if you have your mental health to protect don't even try to attempt it.

first of all, you are going to be employed by a narcissistic sociopath who only wants poverty stricken teachers, if you are slightly fresh the other farmer-looking teachers will gang up against you to always put you in the bad books of the narcissist HM.

secondly, you are going thousand of miles away from civilization to live in the worst town,strike that,worst village,strike that,worst settlement you can ever imagine, a scanty village that have not seen electricity in the past 5 years and no hope for even next 10 years because according to them the witches in the area don't want light in their village, you can never see good food to eat, crazy village with fishermen,fish smell and white sand everywhere except the express road that pass through there, trust me after walking for one week the muscles in your leg will become strong like iron. Only good thing about that village is the free access to the nice beach there but then no be beach person go chop.


thirdly and the one that will fück with your mental health is the accomodation, oh my God even the poorest man on earth should not live in that kind of place, you will be taken to a barrack (face me I face you house with over 200 local people in the compound), all fishermen and dirty as fück, with their 'ijebu' language, the smell from outside the compound is enough to kill you talkless of entering the compound with children pooing everywhere and anywhere, a single tattered room assigned to you, where you will be expected to sleep on those small single bed flat mattress with another teacher, yes two grown up adult on the smallest mattress size, and it is bug infested, the mosquitoes that you will meet there will give you not only malaria but HIV and COVID.


if you have lost all hope in life like the miserable 'Master Williams' (the supposedly assistant HM who enjoys suffering like eating shawarma,he takes his frustration on the innocent pupils and beats them as if they are the cause of his misfortune, I couldn't stand him hitting those little kids like that) then you can go for the job.

PS despite all the red flags I saw I only took the job because I wanted to enjoy the cool beach for a month and leave, but I couldn't use 2 weeks lol before I japa.

I believe the new set of teachers employed in February have japa that's why they always post this useless vacancy almost every month.

Thank you very much for your insightful exposition. You're a lifesaver. Thank you once more.

Location please

VHS cassette rewinder

Booked

The engine of the Volkswagen Bottle is at the back. The open hood is supposed to be the boot. Therefore it cannot overheat there.

I'm interested

Boymeetsworld:
What was the diagnosis? Can I see pictures?
Are those drugs prescribed by a derm or self-prescribed?

The drugs are self prescribed but I know a little about drugs. The drugs are for skin diseases.

I've been battling same problem for the past ten years too but manage it since I can't cure it. I use ketoconazole tabs and a strong triple action cream. You can also add fluconazole 200mg or higher along with the ketoconazole tabs. Please use these drugs cautiously they are very strong.

tujays:
I'm from Southern Kaduna but the truth is, most of your kind including my family members are not being realistic and logical. you are controlled by emotions. comparing what we have today to what was in display during GEJ Era on Insecurity, Buhari Has done a very good job on curtailing the insurgency. what we are experiencing right now is finishing touches...

Thank God you're also from Southern Kaduna but don't reside there. I am from Southern Kaduna and reside there. Are you aware that the Atyab/Katab people are under attack daily that most villages are deserted and they seek refuge in Zonkwa? Are you aware that the Gbagy and Kadara are also killed daily in their villages? In all these attacks food crops are being destroyed in huge quantity which means that there will be famine in the land by next year. Just to mention a tip of the tip of the iceberg. Please be prepared your extended family will soon start sending you SOS request that is if they are not killed by killer heedsmen. Maybe by then you'll feel the pinch.

Please come and spend a night in Martaban Rico or Birnin Gwarri or travel Kaduna Kachia road better still travel Abuja Kaduna road without security. Please be sure to publicise your journey. Then, You can write your stuff.

Man. I feel your pain. I totally understand. You might not believe me but I do.

Will you be interested in hire purchase?

True Talk

Good day sir, please would you be interested in Hire purchase? If so what are your terms?

Location please. Are you sure your prices are up to date? The prices are too good to believe based on present economic realities in Nigeria

I have the paper 50 Kobo, 10 Kobo and paper 1 naira.

It was suicide. The blood splatter on the wall indicates the direction of the shot on the head that is why the gun is on the floor on that side. Intruder came in saw the victim searched for what he wanted saw nothing then hightailed out of there before someone sees him and pin the act on him.

Love it.

Dear Nairalanders, I am in search of finance to grow my business. I need between 600k and 1m. You can tell me your terms and conditions which I am sure to meet but I do not have a collateral to put up but my honor and guarantors who will not shriek a bit. I will also be grateful if you can link me up with any FG finance scheme ongoing registration. Thank you in advance.
I am also available on whatsapp 07085440408.

blazepascal:
actually no 4 answer is20
number 5 is Friday. you are good

I beg to differ. For # 4 You count not in 5s but how many 5s are there that is 5, 15,25 etc.

For # 5, I comment my reserve

1. 1000 2.Twig 3. 6 dollars 4. 10 5. Thursday

HOLYSEE:
The Question: What are you going to do

Shut the door and finish my coffee/tea

Answer: I can't find anyone.

Hmmmmm. Deep.