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Business / Re: A 19-year Old Social Media Cant Provide Private Chats To It Users by jibovico(m): 11:31am On May 28
Correction please, Facebook is older than Nairaland. I first heard of Facebook about 1999 or 2000. At that time, the internet was just gaining ground in Nigeria and Facebook was just an avenue to contact lost loved ones not even for chats. Chatting was introduced later
Forum Games / Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by jibovico(m): 8:55am On May 15
Persian Rug
Career / Re: Free Data Analysis Training Class by jibovico(m): 6:52pm On Feb 17
Add me 07031388620
Romance / Re: I Laugh In Swahili but this is not funny anyway by jibovico(m): 2:22pm On Jan 18
Of course, here is the breakdown
Cost of food plan: 40,000.00 Knowing who to consult and where to consult: 30,000.00
Case close.
Romance / Re: Check Out The Make Up I Did On A 'lady' On My Lap! (pics Ins) by jibovico(m): 12:30pm On Oct 05, 2023
Fadila, stop trying to please everyone. Your laps are fine by me and from the look of things you are a very beautiful Lady. Enjoy your beauty and flaunt it where you want. I wish I
could see your face.
Crime / Re: 12 Gory Photos With Equally Disturbing Backstory(real Crime Scenes) by jibovico(m): 7:51am On Oct 05, 2023
TheSourcerer:
bet this morning would be better , you'll see smiley

I hope so. I am eager to see the ones not here yet. A beautiful morning to you.

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Crime / Re: 12 Gory Photos With Equally Disturbing Backstory(real Crime Scenes) by jibovico(m): 6:36pm On Oct 04, 2023
Theesourcerer:
Thank you blood brother , I'll be sure to tag you on my next topic , how's your day going so far? Its raining here but wonderful weather

Thanks. My day was good except for one or two events.

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Crime / Re: 12 Gory Photos With Equally Disturbing Backstory(real Crime Scenes) by jibovico(m): 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2023
Theesourcerer:
Been Auto-banned , could you lift the ban Dominique, Thank you.


No wonder I have not seen you in a long time. I am an ardent but silent follower of your posts. I love them. Keep it up.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SEO Writers Needed For A Paid Gig by jibovico(m): 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2023
jibrinkure0@gmail.com
Literature / Re: Looking For A Ghostwriter? I can generate 3/5k Words of Fiction daily. by jibovico(m): 1:48pm On Sep 02, 2023
interested. Will message you. I hope you are authentic.
Family / Re: (updated, they all died)Black Cockroach Is Killing Me. by jibovico(m): 9:17pm On Aug 23, 2023
Get Executor insecticide it looks like sniper. please ensure you get the original, baptize you house with it. please ensure that you spend a night or two out of your house after the baptism. ,when you return you will smile in fact you will be looking for them.
Literature / Re: Very Good And Experience Writer Wanted (10n/word For A Start) (Hiring CLOSED) by jibovico(m): 7:07pm On Aug 22, 2023
fine
Crime / My Thoughts by jibovico(m): 4:41pm On Jul 24, 2023
WEAK MINDS

Ah! my belly is full,
I am amazed at how gluttonous and hungry we have become
we have big round bellies we never had
we were hungry and full when we came in
but see how glorious and weak we have become

Ah!, who can resist the scent of the Naira?
Who can tell the naira begone so that I will look upon you from the window of my white villas and crave
or I will resist you and keep my integrity
so that next line of us will smile home with theirs and mine
so that my constituents will insult and abash me for resisting the minty scent
because I prefer to build that bridge in that village of ten
because I prefer that road or power for that villager who sees me once every four years when I come to buy his future with a loaf of bread

Ah! tis good
my children have the ivory towers in all sections of the world
and will take over from me when I set for the highest post in the land while they occupy the lower,
Ah! my bank overflows with raw mint for I know that when the day of reckoning finally comes if ever it does, my foreign partners will receive me with open arms and broad faces
and when it is finally settled on who wins the scuttle,
I will return and claim victory for democracy.

Ah! democracy is sweet.

Just my wild thoughts

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Education / My Thoughts by jibovico(m): 4:11pm On Jul 24, 2023
WEAK MINDS

Ah! my belly is full,
I am amazed at how gluttonous and hungry we have become
we have big round bellies we never had
we were hungry and full when we came in
but see how glorious and weak we have become

Ah!, who can resist the scent of the Naira?
Who can tell the naira begone so that I will look upon you from the window of my white villas and crave
or I will resist you and keep my integrity
so that next line of us will smile home with theirs and mine
so that my constituents will insult and abash me for resisting the minty scent
because I prefer to build that bridge in that village of ten
because I prefer that road or power for that villager who sees me once every four years when I come to buy his future with a loaf of bread

Ah! tis good
my children have the ivory towers in all sections of the world
and will take over from me when I set for the highest post in the land while they occupy the lower,
Ah! my bank overflows with raw mint for I know that when the day of reckoning finally comes if ever it does, my foreign partners will receive me with open arms and broad faces
and when it is finally settled on who wins the scuttle,
I will return and claim victory for democracy.

Ah! democracy is sweet.

Just my Wild thoughts
Politics / Nigeria: Our Politicians by jibovico(m): 11:18am On Jul 24, 2023
My thoughts on our precious Democrats

WEAK MINDS

Ah my belly is full,
I am amazed at how gluttonous and hungry we have become
we have big round bellies we never had
we were hungry and full when we came in
but see how glorious and weak we have become

Ah, who can resist the scent of the Naira?
Who can tell the naira begone so that I will look upon you from the window of my white villas and crave
or I will resist you and keep my integrity
so that next line of us will smile home with theirs and mine
so that my constituents will insult and abash me for resisting the minty scent
because I prefer to build that bridge in that village of ten
because I prefer that road or power for that villager who sees me once every four years when I come to buy his future with a loaf of bread

ah tis good
my children have the ivory towers in all sections of the world
and will take over from me when I set for the highest post in the land while they occupy the lower,
ah my bank overflows with raw mint for I know that when the day of reckoning finally comes if ever it does, my foreign partners will receive me with open arms and broad faces
and when it is finally settled on who wins the scuttle,
I will return and claim victory for democracy.

Ah democracy is sweet.

My Thoughts.
Romance / Re: Ghostwriters|fiction And Creative Writers Needed by jibovico(m): 10:05pm On May 31, 2023
I am interested. I have one I'm currently working on. What are your terms. Contact 07031388620

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Romance / Re: Where Are My Hausa Speaking Nairalanders? Please Come In Let's Have A Talk. by jibovico(m): 11:08am On May 06, 2023
Naijatask:
Wai ke musulma ce kuwa? Na San natambaye ki ada, Amma Kuma baki bani amsa ba.

Also, ke Yar Ina ce? Kano ko jigawa ko kebbi?

Amma Huasa wai sai Muslimi ne kawai? Ai Hausa yare ce Kuma na kowa da kowa ne. Do Allah in na Yi kuskuri da tambeyar a wayar da ni.

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Sports / Re: The First Person To Solve This Receives 1000 Naira For Recharge Card by jibovico(m): 7:47pm On Apr 26, 2023
96 My 1000 recharge card
Romance / Re: True Life Story: Never Marry Your Boss' Daughter by jibovico(m): 5:21pm On Apr 18, 2023
This is beautiful. Please continue. I dey sit under tree de wait for the continuum abi na continue, ah no disturb me Part 2

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Still Recruiting....vacancy With Free Accommodation by jibovico(m): 9:02am On Apr 07, 2023
Hello, I saw your ad and I am interested. I stay up north. Can we talk how your products could be delivered up north for more sales? Contact me 07031388620
Business / Re: How Do I Get Connection To Who To Buy Charcoal Business? by jibovico(m): 8:56am On Apr 07, 2023
Bright50135:
Pls,base on the subject above. I have interest to venture into business this month and the business of my interest is "Charcoal" business but I don't have link or where to be buying it in the north. Pls, anyone with useful information/ link should pls as a matter of urgency share with me? 08037568292

Hello, I have the answer to your question. I am based in the north and I know where and how to buy in great quanties. Contact me 07031388620 Lets talk.

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Business / Re: . by jibovico(m): 6:10pm On Mar 13, 2023
markul:
Hello people
Please if you know that you are an experience driver, and have experience in truck driving or any car at all and your are lookin for driving job and you reside in Abuja, please drop your WhatsApp contact here

07031388620.
I am based in Kaduna but will move to Abuja once it's concrete.
Travel / Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by jibovico(m): 8:42am On Mar 10, 2023
Who owns the hotel and where is it located? So that I will pay a visit.
Nairaland / General / Re: Professionally Edit & Publish Your Books - Make Regular Income!_ by jibovico(m): 2:21pm On Mar 02, 2023
Publisher408:

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Please what's your cost like and do I have to pay before you publish or after? Do you give concessions? If so, what type?
Food / Re: The Price Of 33cl Coke/Pepsi In Nigeria Vs Other Countries. by jibovico(m): 10:06am On Feb 10, 2023
Op, do you remember the case of the man who bought these same soft drinks sold in Nigeria and exported them to the UK and it was rejected. In fact, it was declared unfit for consumption not even for animals. The court only declared that the soft drink companies should only put a warning that consuming such drinks with vitamin c is dangerous. So, can you really compare what we get here and there? Moreover, our standard of living differs by far so you don't expect the price to be same.
Crime / Re: 2 Brothers Arrested For Stealing A Car From A Car Wash Where They Work by jibovico(m): 10:33am On Dec 02, 2022
Mrkumareze:
Is this not the car someone posted here that it went missing from a car wash ?

I guess as much because though I failed to memorise the plate number but I vividly remember that it started with with JJJ.

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Car Talk / Re: Anybody With Solution To This Will Get 10k. by jibovico(m): 1:27pm On Nov 22, 2022
Go to your ac repairman tell him to use the coolant used by refrigelator not the nomal one for car ac. Thank me later.

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Autos / Re: Golf 4 Tokunbo Manual 1.9m by jibovico(m): 10:10am On Nov 22, 2022
Op, you advertised Golf and na Passat I see for moto body. Abi my eye no see well ne?
Autos / Re: What Is The Use Of This In A Car?? by jibovico(m): 12:56pm On Nov 16, 2022
Hand brake. This type nomally comes with a Benz

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