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Food / Re: Would You Buy This ₦1 Million Sallah Ram? (Photo) by jibrilELsudan: 10:23pm On Jun 13
ONTOP WETIN?....NA RAM WEY ABRAHAM SACRIFICE TO GOD IN PLACE OF ISAAC?

NYSC / Re: Okeke Chukwuemeka Godwin: Missing Corper In Akure (Photo) by jibrilELsudan: 10:19pm On Jun 13
NA WA.....HE GO DON GO ENTER WRONG ASHY JOINT

Crime / Re: Man Jailed For Taking Off Condom During Sex by jibrilELsudan: 10:05pm On Jun 13
THIS ONE THAT WILL SOON QUENCH FROM AIDS

WITH HIM NOSE WEY BE LIKE FALLOPIAN TUBE

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Health / Re: Damola Ilesanmi: UK-Based Nigerian Man Dies Few Days To Resumption Of A New Job by jibrilELsudan: 9:45pm On Jun 13
VILLAGE PEOPLE= 1000 : ILESANMI = 0

AS A TYPICAL NIGERIAN HE MUST ANNOUNCE TO EVERYBODY AND SHOW OFF AND PEPPER PEOPLE IN NIGERIA AND UK THAT SAID HE CAN NEVER GET A GOOD JOB IN UK

HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK.....VERY TYPICAL WAY OF REMOTE CONTROL AND SPECIAL THUNDER THAT HIS ENEMIES SENT TO FIRE HIM

HIM NEVER EVEN SEE THE YARD OF THE OFFICE HE DON ALREADY WRITE LONG EPISTLE CUM BROADCAST AM TO EVERYBODY

AS HE DON QUENCH NOW SHEY HE CARRY THE DEGREE AND JOB GO THE AFTERLIFE ABI THE PEOPLE WEY HE BROADCAST AM TO PEPPER STILL NEVER FIT SLEEP CAUSE HE DON GET CORRECT WORK ABI?

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Fashion / Re: I'm 63 And I'm Only Ageing Backwards - People Think I'm Still In My 20s by jibrilELsudan: 6:46pm On Jun 13
ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by jibrilELsudan: 4:24pm On Jun 13
AS E BE SO YOUR FRIEND REALLY PUT POISON INSIDE THE DRINK OOOO CAUSE NA THE FACT SEY THE POISON WEY HIM SUFFER TO DO FOR YOU DON WASTE NA HIM DEY PAIN AM SO OOOOO

IF YOU EVEN CHECK AM WELL YOU GO DISCOVER SEY THE PHONE CALL WEY CARRY YOU COMOT NA HIM PLAN AM SO OOOOO

Romance / Re: Man Surprised His Girlfriend With A Portrait Of Her In Bed With Another Man by jibrilELsudan: 4:14pm On Jun 13
VERY CHILDISH MAN

THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE IN A BANANA REPUBLIC

IN A NORMAL COUNTRY WHERE THE SYSTEM WORKS...THIS STUPID BOY WILL BE SENTENCED TO A MINIMUM OF 15 YEARS FOR RECORDING HIS GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT HER CONSENT AND DISTRIBUTION AND BLACKMAIL OF HER PHONOGRAPHIC IMAGES

IN A NORMAL COUNTRY...THE GIRLFRIEND WOULD HAVE CALLED THE POLICE AND THE POLICE BEFORE ARRESTING THE STUPID BOY WILL TELL HIM THAT HE DOESN'T OWN HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THAT EVEN IF SHE WAS HIS WIFE...HE DOESN'T OWN HER OR HER KUKUNASE AND ENTIRE BODY AND SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO BE WITH WHOMEVER SHE CHOOSES TO BE WITH AT ANY POINT IN TIME AND IF HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN HE CAN GO TO THE COURTS TO SEEK FOR A DIVORCE IF HE WAS MARRIED TO HER

Car Talk / Re: Naija Roads Vs Tesla Self-driving : Naija Man Tests Self-driving On The Road by jibrilELsudan: 3:54pm On Jun 13
I LAFF IN GATES OF HEAVEN AND HELL

ITS ALL FUN TILL OTHER DRIVERS PLUS KEKE AND OKADA AND DANFO JUMP IN FRONT OF YOU

SELF DRIVING IS NO BIG DEAL SO LONG AS OTHER ROAD USERS OBEY THE TRAFFIC RULES OF THE ROAD

EVEN HERE IN JOHANNESBURG I CAN DRIVE WITH MY EYES CLOSED ....WHY BECAUSE EVERYBODY OBEYS THE RULES OF THE ROAD

NOBODY DARES CUTS ANYBODY OFF OR JUMP IN FRONT OF THEM

EVERY VEHICLE KEEPS TO THEIR LANE AND THEY BALANCE THEIR VEHICLE PROPERLY ON THE LANE....NO KEEPING TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT IN THE LANE

CARS MUST KEEP 4 CAR LENGTHS FOLLOWING DISTANCE HENCE THEY GET A TICKET FROM DA POLICE .....EVEN IN "GO SLOW" ...THAT LENGHT IS STILL OBSERVED BY MOST DRIVERS

SO IN NIGERIA...TESLA SELF DRIVING IS NO BIG DEAL SO LONG AS EVERY DRIVER OBEY THE RULES OF THE GAME

IF YOU BELIEVE AM TALKING TRASH...LET HIM CARRY THIS SELF DRIVING TESLA AND ENTER LAGOS GO SLOW AND SEE WETHER THE CAR NO GO BURN DOWN ITSELF DUE TO CONFUSION

Romance / Re: Whom Will You Marry Between These 2? by jibrilELsudan: 1:53pm On Jun 13
AS E BE SO NA TO MARRY THE 2 OF DEM SO OOOOO

Crime / Re: 2 Russian Women Beat Man To Death For Refusing To Have Sex With Them by jibrilELsudan: 4:31am On Jun 13
cococandy:
light’s on but no one’s home. Sigh

HUUUUUUSBAAAAAND SNAAAATCHEEEEEEEER

Crime / Re: 2 Russian Women Beat Man To Death For Refusing To Have Sex With Them by jibrilELsudan: 11:17pm On Jun 12
cococandy:


Rape apologist

They tried to rape this man and killed him because he refused and your common sense is telling you to blame him. Use your brain if you have one pls

ODE LIKE SEY WETIN THE WOMEN DO NO BE YOUR HOBBY

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Crime / Re: 2 Russian Women Beat Man To Death For Refusing To Have Sex With Them by jibrilELsudan: 10:43pm On Jun 12
cococandy:
Are you people okay?

insane.

THUNDER FIRE YOU WITH YOUR Are you people okay?

insane

Crime / Re: 2 Russian Women Beat Man To Death For Refusing To Have Sex With Them by jibrilELsudan: 10:34pm On Jun 12
WHAT A STUPID MAN

2 FREE WARM KUKUNASE FOR INSIDE FREEZING WINTER WEATHER HE NO GREE FVCK

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Reacts To Tinubu Slipping While Climbing Parade Vehicle by jibrilELsudan: 9:13pm On Jun 12
ODE LIKE SEY NO BE HIM ADD HEY BROTHER BERNARD SOUNDTRACK TO THE VIDEO

Celebrities / Re: Ugezu Celebrates His Daughter. Akabuaku Who Is Officer In The US Army by jibrilELsudan: 7:46pm On Jun 12
ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Foreign Affairs / Re: Cleo Wilskut: New SA's Youngest Ever Member Of Parliament Aged Just 20 (PICS) by jibrilELsudan: 7:41pm On Jun 12
OBVIOUSLY GAYTON AND KUNENE DON FINISH HER KUKUNASE

Politics / Re: World Largest Portrait Of Tinubu Unveiled At Eagles Square (Photo) by jibrilELsudan: 2:42pm On Jun 12
MAKE HE SHA NO FALL INSIDE SO OOOOO

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Politics / Re: 'Just A Mild Misstep' - Tinubu's Aide, Olusegun Dada Downplays Slip by jibrilELsudan: 1:37pm On Jun 12
MILD MISSTEP INDEED AND HIM TEETH ALMOST SKATA FOR GROUND

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Food / Re: What Do You Call This In Your Language? (pictures) by jibrilELsudan: 9:11pm On Jun 11
NA GAZELLE GARAGAGARA BE DIS OOOO AND E DEY MAKE MAN FVCK WELL WELL SO OOOOO

Politics / Re: Protesters Set To Hit The Streets On June 12 Over Hunger, Hardship by jibrilELsudan: 4:00pm On Jun 11
AS E BE SO NA TO ENTER STREET BURN DOWN EVERYWHERE SO OOOO

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Celebrities / Re: I Want To Go Back Home. Things Are Too Expensive In London— Davido’s Aide Israel by jibrilELsudan: 2:26am On Jun 11
Curdlebug:
eeeiyaaa... he doesn't know u exist, meanwhile he lives in your brain


CONFIRM ODE DON CUM FIGHT FOR HIM DESTINY GIVER

Celebrities / Re: I Want To Go Back Home. Things Are Too Expensive In London— Davido’s Aide Israel by jibrilELsudan: 2:25am On Jun 11
7upnigeria:


Go get a life, some of us love him. Non-entity like you, who sabi you. Instead of facing how you will make a meaning out of your life, youre hating somebody, how does the hating put food on your table of change the clothes in your wardrobe?

The reason some of you dont amout to anything in life is because you busy your lives with what doesnt concern you. A man that doesn't know if you exist, youre saying you hate him. How much will that hate put inside your bank account?

CONFIRM ODE DON CUM FIGHT FOR HIM DESTINY GIVER

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Celebrities / Re: I Want To Go Back Home. Things Are Too Expensive In London— Davido’s Aide Israel by jibrilELsudan: 10:48pm On Jun 10
Truthsandtrusts:





Hate kpai you there

THUNDER FIRE YOU WITH YOUR Hate kpai you there

Celebrities / Re: I Want To Go Back Home. Things Are Too Expensive In London— Davido’s Aide Israel by jibrilELsudan: 9:30pm On Jun 10
I JUST HATE THIS STUPID BOY WITH A PASSION

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Music/Radio / Re: Ghanaian Singer, Juliet Kwakye's Sing-A-Thon Turns Into Sleep Marathon! by jibrilELsudan: 8:15pm On Jun 10
REALLY THIS IS SO FUNNY

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Labour Awaits Tinubu’s Decision On ₦‎62,000 by jibrilELsudan: 8:58pm On Jun 09
WE TOO DEY AWAITS BEFORE WE ENTER STREET BEGIN BURN DOWN EVERYWHERE

Family / Re: 'Bring A Husband Home,’ Gov Adeleke Tells 28-Year-Old Daughter by jibrilELsudan: 3:39pm On Jun 09
ABEG ANYBODY GET HER CONTACTS CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Crime / Re: Man Beats His Girlfriend To A Pulp (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 6:13pm On Jun 08
APOPTOSIS:

Did it happen in Nigeria?
Let me know if I will cancel my next trip

NOT NIGERIA

Crime / Re: Man Beats His Girlfriend To A Pulp (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 6:00pm On Jun 08
APOPTOSIS:

For ReaL....
Not time for pictures at all.
She needed an urgent intervention

THE STUPID BOY WAS ALMOST LYNCHED TO DEATH BY HIS COMMUNITY

BOYZ NO WASTE TIME TO BURN DOWN HIS HOUSE

Crime / Re: Man Beats His Girlfriend To A Pulp (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 5:55pm On Jun 08
IT WAS REAL

THE LADY DIED DUE TO THE SWELLING AND BRAIN HERMOURAGE

THE STUPID BOY WAS SENTENCED TO DEATH AND EXECUTED LAST MONTH

Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: FG Offers ₦‎62,000 After Hours Of Meeting by jibrilELsudan: 12:36am On Jun 08
AS E BE SO NA TO ENTER STREET BURN EVERYWHERE SO OOOOO

Politics / Re: ‘Things Are Tough But Hang On’ – Fani-kayode To Nigerians by jibrilELsudan: 4:55pm On Jun 07
SAYS THE MUMU WEY NO FIT HANG ON TO HIM WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS KUKUNASE

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