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Business / Re: Sugarcane Seller Using POS For His Business - Photos by jibrilELsudan: 5:28pm On Feb 04, 2023
NA ASHAWOS REMAIN TO UPGRADE TO POS

Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Next President Of Nigeria - Buhari At Nasarawa Rally by jibrilELsudan: 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2023
BUHARI WHEN HE RETURNS BACK TO ASO ROCK

Food / Re: What Was Your Childhood Food Fantasy? (Pics) by jibrilELsudan: 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2023
KUKUNASE AND WARM MILK

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Not Among Those Sabotaging Tinubu - El-Rufai (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 4:01pm On Feb 03, 2023
BEFORE NKO?

OSINBAJO GET LIVER BEFORE?

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Politics / Re: INEC Accuses Pat Utomi Of ‘Invading’ Lagos Office, Reports Him To DSS & Police by jibrilELsudan: 3:50pm On Feb 03, 2023
INDEED THIS INEC PEOPLE ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET


THIS IS LIKE A MAN SAYING AS HE WAS SITING IN HIS PARLOR WATCHING ACTION FILM THEN A STRANGER WALKED INTO HIS HOUSE AND WENT INTO HIS BEDROOM AND CLIMBED HIS MATRIMONIAL BED AND FVCKED HIS WIFE

TV/Movies / Re: Linda Ikeji With Cast Of Dark October At The Movie’s Premiere by jibrilELsudan: 3:16pm On Feb 03, 2023
LINDA IKEJI IS A TERRIBLE EVIL WOMAN FROM THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL

LIKE HOW CAN SHE THINK OF PROFITING FROM SUCH A TRAGEDY THAT EVEN ME HAVE CHOSEN TO FORGET

SHE JUST REOPENED OLD WOUNDS AND SHE WILL REAP THE CALAMITY THAT IS GOING TO BEFALL HER

IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH HER AND HER CHIDRENS CHIDRENS

Politics / Re: Buhari Asks Nigerians To Give Him 7 Days To Resolve Naira Notes Scarcity by jibrilELsudan: 2:13pm On Feb 03, 2023
SEVEN DAYS ONTOP WETIN?

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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Management Appeals For Calm Over Students’ Clash With Soldiers On Campus by jibrilELsudan: 2:10pm On Feb 03, 2023
membranus:


You must be living in your own dreamland to even believe what you wrote above.

Uniben students to shake the whole Nigeria! When they can't even shake the whole Ugbowo township area.



INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID

I GUESS YOUR BRAIN IS TOO FLAT TO SEE WHERE I SAID "UNIBEN OF OLD"

IT'S VERY OBVIOUS YOU WERE NOT MATURED IN THE 80'S OR 90'S OR MAYBE YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN CAUSE IF YOU HAD SENSE BACK THEN.....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT WHEN THE UNIBEN OF OLD STARTS THEIR CRAZE...IT USUALLY TAKES THE OBA OF BENIN TO LEAVE HIS PALACE TO CUM BEG THEM TO CALM DOWN

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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Management Appeals For Calm Over Students’ Clash With Soldiers On Campus by jibrilELsudan: 9:57am On Feb 03, 2023
APPEALS FOR CALM ONTOP WETIN?


BENIN MUST BURN

THIS SOLDIERS GET LUCK SEY NO BE THE UNIBEN OF OLD DEM JAM

BY NOW NO SINGLE SOLDIER FOR GET LIVER STAY BENIN

BY NOW THE WHOLE NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN SHAKING

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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Students Protest Assault By Soldiers, Shut School Gate by jibrilELsudan: 9:38am On Feb 03, 2023
IT'S FROM SOLDIERS ACTING LIKE THE ANIMALS THEY ARE.... THAT'S WHY BOKO HARAM WAS ABLE TO WIN THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE IN THE NORTH

NOW IMAGINE IF DURING THIS FRACAS..FULANI HERDSMEN PLUS BANDITS SHOWED UP AND ENGAGED AND NEUTRALIZED ALL THESE USELESS SOLDIERS.....HOW DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD REACT?.... EVERYBODY INCLUDING YOU PEOPLE HERE ON NAIRALAND WOULD BE PRAISING THE HERDSMEN AND BANDITS


AS THE SAYING GOES......

THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Peter Obi And Yemi Osinbajo by jibrilELsudan: 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2023
ABEG MAKE PITOBI GO CLEANSE HIM HAND BEFORE YEMI BAD LUCK GO ENTER HIM BODY

Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets With Ooni Of Ife, Osun Traditional Rulers (Photos by jibrilELsudan: 6:26pm On Feb 02, 2023
WHAT A MIGHTY SACRILEGE

IMAGINE A WHOLE OONI BOWING DOWN TO TINUBU......A MERE HUMAN WITH NO ROYAL BLOOD AND ANCESTRY

THIS IS THE GREATEST ABOMINATION EVER TO BE COMMITTED BY AN OONI AND THERE IS GRAVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS STUPID ACTION

FOR THE OONI TO WILLINGLY BOW DOWN TO TINUBU.....HE WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE GODS

AND FOR TINUBU TO WILLINGLY ACCEPT THE BOW FROM THE OONI.....HE WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE GODS



NOBODY SHOULD @ME CAUSE MY HEAD DEY BOIL

Business / Re: Customers Fighting Inside Banking Hall (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 6:13pm On Feb 02, 2023
THIS IS SO FUNNY

INDEED NIGERIANS ARE A CURSED SPECIE

RATHER THAN FIGHT THE BANK....THEY ARE FIGHTING THEMSELVES

HOW CURSED CAN NIGERIANS BE THAT THEY HAVE CREATED AN EXCHANGE RATE FOR THE NAIRA WITH THE POS VENDORS

LIKE THEY ARE PREPARED TO PAY POS VENDORS DOUBLE THE AMOUNT JUST TO HAVE THE NAIRA CASH

INDEED NIGERIANS ARE A CURSED HUMAN

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Business / Re: CBN Tells Banks To Issue New Notes Over The Counter - Chika Mbonu by jibrilELsudan: 2:57pm On Feb 02, 2023
CONFUSED ANIMALS

VERY SOON THEY WILL TELL BANKS TO START ISSUING KUKUNASE IN PLACE OF NAIRA NOTES

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Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by jibrilELsudan: 2:56pm On Feb 02, 2023
THIS IS JUST BEYOND STUPID

THERE IS SCARCITY OF PHYSICAL NAIRA NOTES BUT IS THE NAIRA SCARCE IN THEIR ACCOUNTS AS WELL?......CAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SELLING PERISHABLE GOODS WILL ONLY INSIST ON CASH WHEN THEY CAN ACCEPT TRANSFERS?

Celebrities / Re: Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Shares Photos From His Wedding To His Fianceé, Adeola by jibrilELsudan: 9:43am On Feb 02, 2023
I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Business / Re: Woman Goes Naked At Access Bank Due To Inability To Get Cash by jibrilELsudan: 11:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
NAIRALAND BOYZ WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING THE VIDEO

Politics / Re: Police Launches "Smartforce" Database Management System by jibrilELsudan: 10:11pm On Feb 01, 2023
SOME POLICE OFFICERS WILL NOT LIKE THESE CAUSE THEY ARE WANTED CRIMINALS

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Education / Re: “Our Client Wanted To Say Pupsy"– Lawyer Writes To Federal Polytechnic Nekede by jibrilELsudan: 4:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
WHAT A BUNCH OF ODES


PUPSY AND PUSSY DON'T EVEN SOUND ALIKE TO EVEN SLIP INTO

IT'S LIKE HER SAYING SHE WAS ABOUT FRYING SOME HOT DOG THEN PRICK NOW SLIPPED INTO HER KUKUNASE

Science/Technology / Re: Rare Green Comet To Be Visible From Earth After 50,000 Years by jibrilELsudan: 3:49pm On Feb 01, 2023
AM SELLING THIS COMMENT SPACE FOR 2K CASH.....NEW NOTES OOOOO

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Naira Redesign Doesn't Make Any Political Or Economic Sense (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 3:41pm On Feb 01, 2023
SAYS THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN STOPPING THEOBARTH GRANT DISBURSEMENT

Pets / Re: Dog Destroys Owner's Airpod Worth ₦‎68,000 (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2023
NA TO GO SELL THE DOG TO BUKKA WEY DEY COOK 404 MEAT OOOO

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Health / Re: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 7:07pm On Jan 31, 2023
SHINGLES OF THE KUKUNASE

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Politics / Re: Emilokan Has Spiritual Meaning, Don’t Joke With Tinubu – Primate Ayodele by jibrilELsudan: 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2023
ODE

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Politics / Re: Eniola Badmus Refers To Tinubu As 'Incoming', Gets Slammed (Photo) by jibrilELsudan: 5:12pm On Jan 31, 2023
EXPIRED VILLAGE ASHY

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Business / Re: CBN Directs Banks To Pay Customers With ₦100, ₦50, ₦20, ₦10, ₦5 Over-The-Counter by jibrilELsudan: 5:09pm On Jan 31, 2023
AT LEAST ALL MAN GO DEY FLEX NOW CAUSE NA BUNDLES WEY GO TAKE TO GO BUY KEG OF FUEL NOW

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Education / Re: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by jibrilELsudan: 12:44am On Jan 31, 2023
INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID AND WEAK

SO YOU THINK CULTIST DARE TO CHALLENGE MILITARY BOYZ?

YOUR MILITARY FRIENDS COULD HAVE GONE TO THE SCHOOL AND KILLED THAT STUPID BOY AND NOTING WILL HAPPEN

WHICH WEAPONS DO CULT BOYS HAVE TO FIGHT THE MILITARY?

IT'S VERY OBVIOUS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THE BIGGEST CULT IS THE MILITARY AND THEY STAND BY EACH OTHER

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Been Sexually Harassed By Your Boss? How Did You Deal With It? by jibrilELsudan: 4:39pm On Jan 30, 2023
I FVCKED HER INTO A WHEELCHAIR

Family / Re: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by jibrilELsudan: 4:50pm On Jan 29, 2023
STAGED

Food / Re: Will You Buy A Small Bottle Of Water 2k? by jibrilELsudan: 4:39pm On Jan 29, 2023
2K SEY WETIN

NA WOTA WEY JESUS TURN INTO WINE?

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Politics / Re: 'Assalamu Alaikum': Cheers As Okowa Greets Kebbi Crowd At Rally (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2023
ASSALAMU ALAIKUM FALL INSIDE HIS ANUS

Celebrities / Re: MC Tagwaye Salutes Jack Rich On Birthday, Describes Him As Blessing To Mankind by jibrilELsudan: 10:33pm On Jan 28, 2023
NONSENSE

I RATHER HAVE JESUS THAN SILVER OR GOLD

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